MORE: Pics and video of Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs in Paris (March 4)

MORE: Pics and video of Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs in Paris (March 4)

Click HERE if you missed the initial video of their arrival!
Twigs is performing in Paris tonight (right now? *looks at world clock*).

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NEW PIC: Robert Pattinson brings the sex scarf to Paris! (March 4)

NEW PIC: Robert Pattinson brings the sex scarf to Paris! (March 4)

Bonjour Robeeeearrrr!



I'm sure there will be more! Yum.

Source | Thanks Cosmo!

VIDEO: Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs arrive at Casino de Paris (March 4)

VIDEO: Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs arrive at Casino de Paris (March 4)

NEW PICS: Robert Pattinson hits the road

Who looks this hot in a car park? Oh wait Robert Pattinson!

New pics of Rob and FKA twigs that look like they are heading on a road trip.  

The Daily Mail says these are from near Manchester last Thursday (February 26) ... keeping up with globetrotting Rob is tricky!!!

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Blast from the past - ROBsessed with Robert Pattinson in Rome

  
Do you remember when we first saw these photos of Robert Pattinson in Rome?

Are these the photos that made you a ROBsessed? Was it when you first saw 'Rome Rob'? Was it the sex hair?

  

     

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Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry?

Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry? 

Rob has given us ringporn before when he's played a married man (Breaking Dawn, Bel Ami) and even in photoshoots like this pic from Vanity Fair (2009).



But this...I'm cracking up. Literally snorting. I think the online unit of People Magazine is hitting the pipe too hard. Or have they been taken over by the staff of Hollywood Lies? Either way...they've written some comical fan fiction today.

From People:

Is Robert Pattinson looking to seal the deal with FKA twigs? The Twilight star, 28, and his musician girlfriend, 27, are both sporting promise rings, a friend of the couple tells PEOPLE.
"He wants to marry her," the source says, describing his pal as "much more calm and happy than before."
"They are inseparable when they are together. They live at his house," the source adds.

Click the link above to read more of this tale.

So never mind the fact that we can just, oh....I don't know. Look at recent pics of Rob to see he's ringless.

Rob: I've got no rings on me, bro!
Bro: Riiiiight. 



FKA twigs: Robert...where is your ring? He won't show them our love!
Rob: I'm just here to tease them, babe. It's on my right hand.



FKA twigs: I'll tease them too. Robert, I've put my ring on my left hand and you keep yours on your right. No one will ever guess. Distract them with your left hand!
Rob: You got it. *flashes handporn*



Rob: So Dior told me no rings allowed with this white and gold suit.
Sienna: I think that was a poor choice! Your lovely gold promise band would fit in nicely with the suit.
Rob: I know, S. I know. 

 

Clearly it's all just a conspiracy to keep us from enjoying ringporn. CLEARLY.

Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson

Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson