VOTE: Robert Pattinson for graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars!

VOTE: Robert Pattinson for graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars!

Just kidding. There's no vote.



I know, I know. It's too bad we don't have a say in which actor displays the sexual content and graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars.



What, Robert. Don't look like that. In 2012 you had multiple sex scenes between all 3 of your films. Multiple. We even gave them a ROBsessed Award category that year that resulted in a two part, exclusive interview with your sex scene costar that allowed us to talk more about your sex scene. Standards were set. Bars were raised. Loins were....ungirded.



Do you know how many you had in 2013 that was for public consumption?



That's right. You know. You're well aware. It's made us wild! Crazy, leathered-up cat women desperate and prowling!



Ropes of Silicon revealed the MPAA's first bulletin of 2014 and Maps To The Stars was included. The film, not surprisingly, received an R rating for: strong disturbing violence and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug material.


This is a Cronenberg film so anything less is laughable. Is it too much to hope Rob is the reason for all of the above? Mainly issues 2-4? Could the shadows disappear???



I'm Team ShadowsNoMore!



Only God can judge me, you know that right, Rob? Only God. I know you rapped that song in Barnes long ago. I just know it. So show some understanding to the hotness spread all over this site for over 5 years, you unknowingly creating dark recesses because of said hotness and you decisively being the most gorgeous (and talented...let me try and class up this post...too late? Yeah...) actor we know.



Still the Judgey Judy! That's ok. This is an ensemble piece so my little one-track, dirty, mind could be howling barking up the wrong tree...........BUT we can always hope David got back around to this missed opportunity.



 
(recedes into the dark dark dark recesses)

CONFIRMED: Robert Pattinson's The Rover is coming to the USA Summer 2014 & official twitter is live!

CONFIRMED: Robert Pattinson's The Rover is coming to the USA Summer 2014 & official twitter is live!



We spoke to a representative from A24 and they confirmed the following information. @TheRoverMovie is the official twitter account for The Rover! The account also reveals a couple of things, most notably the release timeframe for the film - Summer 2014 - and the title treatment we posted above. A24 is the distributor for the US but we'll let you know when other countries have release dates as well (Australia is already known). The twitter account will post official news about the movie but closer to the release, they will launch a full social media campaign.

If you have a twitter account, give the film a follow - @TheRoverMovie.

We'll also be retweeting anything they post so if you don't have an account, you can look on our sidebar for the tweets and we'll be posting anything they share about the film. So far the account has 2 tweets - retweets of the The Playlist and Blackbook lists for Most Anticipated Film of 2014.*

ARE YOU READY FOR REYBERT?????




*This post is duplicated with our sister site, @TheRoverFilm

Nan Goldin's '1000 Lives' With Robert Pattinson Available To Order Again

Nan Goldin's '1000 Lives' With Robert Pattinson Available To Order Again

I don't know what the story is with this (a reprint maybe?)



BUT it's showing as available to pre-order again and that it will be in stock 14th January 2014.
If you were trying to get your hands on it last time and weren't one of the lucky ones this could be your chance. Oh and it's at the same price as before too!



CLICK HERE TO PRE-ORDER IT

Thanks to Clara & Flo for the heads up!

Getting Up Close & Personal To Robert Pattinson In A New/Old Fan Pic

 Getting Up Close & Personal To Robert Pattinson In A New/Old Fan Pic

Casey Ann from Fangirlish was lucky enough to grab a pic with Rob when he appeared on GMTV on UK back in Dec 2008 and shared it on her instagram recently.
There's nothing like getting up close and personal with Rob and look at the sex hair in full force. 



And in case you missed the interview back in 2008 or just want to refresh your memory here's a little flashback at it. It's a great interview and well worth a second look ;)



Source / Source
via Roboshayka

Robert Pattinson's upcoming films, Maps To The Stars & The Rover, continue to be most anticipated films!

Robert Pattinson's upcoming films, Maps To The Stars & The Rover, continue to be most anticipated films!

Along with Maps To The Stars, The Rover has made some most anticipated lists for 2014 films, notably, the Blackbook list. I've been waiting for Part 2 of The Playlist list to come out because I suspected MTTS and The Rover to have a showing. And a showing they had!

The Rover is ranked #11 out of 100 of the Most Anticipated Films of 2014:

11. "The Rover"
Synopsis: In a war-torn future beset by financial collapse, a man trudges across the Australian desert to locate his stolen car and secure the mysterious cargo found inside.
What You Need To Know: This is the first film for director David Michod since his riveting debut “Animal Kingdom.” It’s been described as an existential western, and it’s being fronted by “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Michod is also re-teaming with “Animal Kingdom” co-star Guy Pearce, with the fairly ubiquitous Scoot McNairy onboard as well.
Why Is It Anticipated: “Animal Kingdom” was one of the most exciting debuts of the last few years. That picture captured the sweeping scope of early Michael Mann mixed with Werner Herzog’s anthropological analysis of human behavior, crafting a debut that was both terrifying and utterly unforgettable. While he’s taking things in a vaguely sci-fi direction here, Michod has promised that this will be a relatively grounded affair, a crime picture in the outback that could be indicative of a contemporary mashup of “Wake In Fright” (with the idea of an outsider stranded in the outback) and “Mad Max” (with its emphasis on vehicular action). We’re particularly interested in how this takes place in the foreground of a financial collapse, and how close to modern day Michod wants to make it.
Release Date: A24 has it currently slated for TBD fall 2014.

Maps To The Stars comes in at #15:

15. "Map To The Stars"
Synopsis: Details a twisted Hollywood family: successful self-help magnate Dr. Stafford Weiss and his wife Cristina, who manage the career of their burned-out child star kids Agatha and Benjie, and also come into the orbit of an aspiring actor and a movie star haunted by her dead mother.
What You Need To Know: This Hollywood-set tale, penned by novelist Bruce Wagner, has been in the works for close to a decade, and seems to have been something of a passion project for director David Cronenberg: it's come close to production more than once before, but eventually got before cameras last year. Seemingly closer to last film "Cosmopolis" than his more commercial work on something like "Eastern Promises," it's also home to the director's most promising cast in a long-time, with the returning Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon joined by John Cusack, Julianne Moore, Mia Wasikowska, Olivia Williams and perhaps most interestingly, Carrie Fisher, as 'Herself.'
Why Is It Anticipated: We can't say we were huge fans of Cronenberg's last couple of movies, but the idea of the Canadian legend turning his attention to biting the hand that feeds him is an immediately intriguing one, and doubly so when you start adding drug-addicted thirteen-year-old child actors, pyromania and ghosts of dead 1960s stars into the mix. There are a lot of strong actors here who seem particularly suited to working with Cronenberg (Moore, Williams, Wasikowska), and perhaps more than anything, we're delighted to see John Cusack in a movie that isn't a straight-to-VOD actioner that hadn't already been turned down by Nicolas Cage (with this film along with "Love and Mercy," we're hoping 2014 is Cusack's comeback year). Early pics here for what could be another "Cosmopolis," oblique and chilly, but we've got our fingers crossed for something more satisfying.
Release Date: Said to be aiming for Cannes, though Venice or TIFF might be options too.

A couple more mentions for The Rover on sites we frequent:

Buzzfeed named The Rover a film to look forward to in 2014:

Not much is known about The Rover except its release date (2014), the stars involved (Guy Pearce, Robert Pattinson,) and a thin synopsis. So far, we know that Pearce and Pattinson are forced to work together to find a stolen car. Hopefully there will be a trailer soon! This aside, everything points to a great film.

The Film Stage listed The Rover as one of the enticing films on A24's slate for 2014.

NEW PIC: Robert Pattinson looking HOT HOT HOT at JFK (Jan. 5)

NEW PIC: Robert Pattinson looking HOT HOT HOT at JFK (Jan. 5)

OH MY WORD!!!!!









I don't even know how NYC stayed cold while he was there. I really don't.

Thanks Flavia!

Robert Pattinson pops up in ad for the upcoming The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon

Robert Pattinson pops up in ad for the upcoming The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon

This was pretty cool. Our reader, Jennifer O., sent us this heads up. If you follow late night TV or Jimmy Fallon, you know he's taking over The Tonight Show on Feb. 17th when Jay Leno leaves. If you didn't know, I just told you. ;)

Weeeelllll....guess what person pops up FIRST when they start showing highlights to Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Show? And what person pops up LAST?? And who is the only person to pop up TWICE???





Now you know my inspiration for the "Moment of Rob" today. If you don't know what that is, look on the sidebar for the picture we tweeted. Kate tweets Morning Wake Up Robs and I tweet Moment of Robs. Since we added our twitter feed to the sidebar, you don't have to have twitter to enjoy the Robs. :)