ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: Day 7 Caption Robert Pattinson!

ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: Day 7 Caption Robert Pattinson!

This has been too fun! One more caption to go but before that...let's see who won Day 6...

NB!

Plaid Shirt: $45

Suspenders: $19

Rob Pattinson as your Wingman: Priceless!

Please email robsessedgiveaway@gmail.com to select your prize.

Top 5 captions
Rubydynasty: The three finalists in the Mr. Salvation Army Contest anxiously await the judge's decision at the end of the Evening Wear Competition.
Playdohspaghetti: When Hairy Met Scary: A tragic tale of young Brit hotness obscured by facial hair, mismatched clothes and inappropriate layering.
sluttypattz: "Beanie, Beards and Brits...could you ask for anything more?"
AcdcAndreaCullen: The Good The Odd and The Hotty
jlsentangledweb: HOURS OF FUN!!! British Male Order Toys: All models come complete with interchangeable clothes, hair, and facial scruff! Three models available--the Tom, the Andrew, and the Rob. All toys measure at least 6 feet tall and come in velvet British accents. Warning: Pants may be a little tighter on the Rob model. Beer and cigarettes not included.

Now...CAPTION ROBERT PATTINSON!

The winner will win a choice of $30-$40 package:

1. Special Edititon Robert Pattinson 2011 Calendar

2. A Robert Pattinson movie: Dark Kingdom ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Widescreen Edition) (Harry Potter 4) ; The Haunted Airman ; How to Be ; Little Ashes ; Remember Me ; Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; Bad Mother's Handbook ; Love & Distrust

3. A book Robert Pattinson was spotted reading:
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe: and Other Stories ; Doomed Love (Penguin Great Loves) ; Nine Stories ; Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.) ; Independent People ; 2666: A Novel ; My Friend the Mercenary ; Tom Waits - Anthology (Music Sales America) ; Complete Poems: Charles Baudelaire

4. A book one of his movies was based on:
Twilight (The Twilight Saga) ; New Moon (The Twilight Saga) ; Eclipse (The Twilight Saga) ; Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga) ; The Bad Mother's Handbook: A Novel ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) ; Water for Elephants: A Novel ; Bel Ami (Vintage Classics)

The gift will be worth $30-40 and the competition is WORLDWIDE because "you're worth it" :-)

Ready, set, GO CAPTURE CAPTION ROB!!!

ROBsession 101: Robert Pattinson & Peter Berg

ROBsession 101: Robert Pattinson & Peter Berg

We had quite the surprise yesterday :) Somehow, Peter Berg and Taft School became our saviors. Brought us water in our dry desert. Fresh air in our empty home. Light...in our dark tunnel.

You get the point. We're in a very serious, very long term drought and we can thank Mr. Berg for plucking Rob out of his hotel and off his bike to give us some reprieve. (video after the cut)



Yet some folks (enough folks) commented to me that they were unaware or couldn't recall the Pattinson/Berg connection prior to yesterday. That means class is in session!

There once was a book in the 60s called Dune. That book became a movie in the 80s called Dune. That movie is trying to get remade in the 21st century...it will be called...Dune.

Peter Berg was set to direct that movie and Robert Pattinson was rumored to be considering for a lead. Dune may continue it's journey to the big screen but Berg and Pattinson are no longer attached. Yet they remain friendly...friendly enough for Peter Berg to call upon Robert Pattinson for a favor we appreciated greatly :)

When did all this Dune-ness happen?

I know you've seen the picture...you know....this one

But what you may not have noticed was Peter Berg in the background. I don't blame you. Why would you pay attention to Berg when Rob is hoping all over Berg's front yard, flashing boxer briefs and happy trails.

Float like a butterfly...

Sting like a bee!


Pucker for us, Rob!

These were first posted on ROBsessed, May 11, 2009 but we bring them to you large and untagged for your viewing pleasure :)

View the full gallery after the cut :)

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and The Monster Known as Robsten Makes CNN List

CNN.com lists the "worst kept secrets in Hollywood". The list includes:

• Jay-Z and Beyonce are crazy in love
  
• Adam Lambert is gay
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are aliens sent to earth to make the rest of us feel inferior...No it doesn't say that it just says their relationship was one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood

They also talk about the monster Robsten:



I call it a monster because it has become almost as big as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, maybe bigger. It's got a life of it's own, you can't read an article about either without a mention of "are they or aren't they?". It divided the fandom into 3 "teams": Robsten, Nonsten and Crapsten. Team Edward vs Team Jacob be damned.

So now CNN calls it one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood. Well, it's Rob and Kristen's secret to keep. The important thing for us is his happiness whatever/whoever he does and that "If he is not shagging me, I don't care who he shags" :)

They've created a monster:

Hollyscoop Polls "Celebrities" and Robert Pattinson is THE Sexiest Vampire

Hollyscoop.com asked celebrities who their the sexiest vampire was and Robert Pattinson won by a landslide. Shocker, I know! :)



Note to self: Start watching Vampire Diaries and see how Boone has become a sexy vampire.

ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: Day 6

ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: Day 6

Rob decided to explode on the Internet today and therefore, fried my brain. I nearly forgot to post Day 6!

Let's get to it :)

The winning caption for Day 5 is......

Loisada!

British screen sensation Robert Pattinson reacts to today's announcement by Stephenie Meyers that she's extending her popular Twilight saga by 3 new books!






Please email robsessedgiveaway@gmail.com to select your prize.

J.C. (loves a Brit): You did NOT just say Stephenie Meyer has written another Twilight book!!!!
MarnaL: Kristen, if you're standing in front of me, WHO JUST GRABBED MY ASS?????
Sarah Ambrose: o_O NOT A MIRROR! ..... *dazzles self*
MaryV121: Oh crap. VAGINAS! I'm allergic!

Now...CAPTION ROBERT PATTINSON!



The winner will win a choice of $30-$40 package:

1. Special Edititon Robert Pattinson 2011 Calendar

2. A Robert Pattinson movie: Dark Kingdom ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Widescreen Edition) (Harry Potter 4) ; The Haunted Airman ; How to Be ; Little Ashes ; Remember Me ; Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; Bad Mother's Handbook ; Love & Distrust

3. A book Robert Pattinson was spotted reading:
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe: and Other Stories ; Doomed Love (Penguin Great Loves) ; Nine Stories ; Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.) ; Independent People ; 2666: A Novel ; My Friend the Mercenary ; Tom Waits - Anthology (Music Sales America) ; Complete Poems: Charles Baudelaire

4. A book one of his movies was based on:
Twilight (The Twilight Saga) ; New Moon (The Twilight Saga) ; Eclipse (The Twilight Saga) ; Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga) ; The Bad Mother's Handbook: A Novel ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) ; Water for Elephants: A Novel ; Bel Ami (Vintage Classics)

The gift will be worth $30-40 and the competition is WORLDWIDE because "you're worth it" :-)

Ready, set go caption the 3 boys!