LMFAO: Stephanie Ritz Comes Between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Your LOAD OF CRAP for the day is presented by NW Australia:

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Oh God, I have tears in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh NW! The day I say "Can I be Stephanie Ritz for 1 day" you come up with this marvelous tale of how Stephanie is coming between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. God bless you and your creative writers!



Thanks to Irish Twilight Sisters for the scan and VictoriaRMiles for the tip :)

Robert Pattinson: Kristen is the ONLY Person That Can Relate (soundbite)

Thanks to Maria Lindholm from ELLE Sweden we have the 4th soundbite from her interview with Robert Pattinson from Cannes! He talks about Kristen Stewart and what he thinks of the fan sites!Please go and leave Maria some love at her site HERE so we can get the last sound bite fast and because she is quite Robsessed and all kinds of great :)



Aww, Rob I hope we make you feel vain and not paranoid here on ROBsessed. I mean I don't want you to feel vain but you are quite perfect :) Just kidding...Kinda... *sings* You're so vain. You probably think this blog is about you...Don't you? don't you? *totally off key* You're so vaiiin...Take it away Matt!



If you repost please make sure to credit Maria Lindholm :)

And if you missed them:
Soundbite #1
Soundbite #2
Soundbite #3

Robert Pattinson Did a BAD BAD Thing

And here lies Gozde...


Thanks to Just_Christy for the link

Robert Pattinson High Quality Vanity Fair Pictures

These pictures may cause serious heart failure, spontaneous panty combustions and excessive drooling. Click and zoom with caution :)




Thanks to RP Source, best source of Rob pictures :)

Robert Pattinson Out and About In Japan Last Night (Video)

The video won't load for me so once again I just hope I'm not posting porn :) (although I know most of you pervs would be happy if I posted porn :PP)


Thanks Splash News Online :)

Jim Carrey Name Drops Robert Pattinson

I was on the fence about posting this since I'm sure when Jim Carrey said it he MADE IT funny. I just don't find it funny when I read it :))

Thanks to my fab friend Kim for sending me the article and explaining me the joke :P



From The Press Association:

Jim Carrey has joked that he would like to "drive a stake" through Robert Pattinson's heart.

The 47-year-old actor plays Scrooge in Disney's forthcoming version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

Asked what his most Scrooge-like tendency was, Jim said: "I'm generally a live and let live sort of person but I have to tell you - I'm not only here to help present this film but to drive a stake through Robert Pattinson's heart."

"He is the undead, people," Jim added, before breaking into an impression of Pattinson playing a vampire.

The latest Twilight film, New Moon, in which Robert plays lead vampire Edward Cullen, is released in the UK on November 20, just a fortnight after Jim's latest film is released.

Robert Pattinson Arrives in Japan (Video)

via RPSource :)

Thanks to Splash News Online: