Robert Pattinson : Playing Matchmaker

The 2 bimbos are playing matchmaker to Rob. If you can get over the sorority girl accents watch it.They like gave me a headache and stuff :))



Thanks to Jen from The Twilight Times for the link :)

Robert Pattinson's Teeth Marks on DVD. Seriously?

I have been getting emails about this since yesterday but thought it was some kind of an April Fools Day joke. You know the ones that are delivered 3 days late with a dorky and not so funny "Belated April Fools Day! Hahaha got ya!" *rolls eyes* line?
Well I am starting to believe it is not a joke...*Shivers*




From 4tnz.com:

Well, after months of fans like YOU screaming for a nibble from Rob, your dreams have come true. When the Twilight DVD comes out on Monday (April 6) in England, people might notice a big chunk missing from their DVD case. That's because it comes with the very first autobite!

They took a plaster of Rob's mouth (whoever they are – lucky!) and made a steel copy of his teeth, which they used to "bite" out chunks of every DVD case! It's got his exact teeth marks and everything – which means that if you press it against your neck, it's like Rob bit you (well, without the deadly good looks and British charm, of course)! (Gozde: Rob, if you REALLY did this I hope they paid you well! I mean like 50 years of free Heineken pay!)

4tnz also has some suggested merchandise like pre-used tissues from Rob :) You can read them here.

The Haunted Airman Clips (Updated)

The Haunted Airman DVD (with the Twilight Font and Sex Premiere Picture on the cover) will be released in the UK the same day Twilight does, April 6th. Here is the trailer and a new delicious clip from the movie as well as the old creeptastic clip:))

Clip 1:


Clip 2:


Clip 3 Courtesy of RPO :


Trailer


You can order the Twilight DVD here and The Haunted Airman DVD here

Thanks to RobPattzNews and Dany for the clip links :)

Where in the World Are You?

We conducted a poll some time ago and here are the results of where the Robsessors are located :) Only 2806 people voted so it's not a real estimate but still...

Africa : 23 (0%)

Antarctica : 10 (0%) (Really? Where are you in Antarctica?)

Asia : 146 (5%)

Australia : 170 (6%)

Europe : 1085 (38%)

North America : 1106 (39%)

South America : 266 (9%)

Robert Pattinson Singing in How To Be

I am removing the videos per How To Be's request. I thought it was a good promotion, giving people a taste of what's in this great indie movie but they are right in saying that the footage looked like it was taken by a camera at the movie theatre and did not do justice to the film they spent years making.

You can order the HTB soundtrack now.

For more news on How To Be visit the movie's official page where you can find the dates of the screenings for the movie.

Starting on April 29th How To Be will be available on demand from IFC Festival Direct.


How To Be Trailer from How To Be on Vimeo.

These are why we love/adore/lust after Rob :)

On being unable to stop talking during interviews: "During interviews I’m literally sh*ting my pants. I don’t want there to be a silence, because I’ll start crying.”

On scary obsessed fans: "There was a group of girls that left little notes in my car, outside of my apartment. One of the first notes said: I’m not weird, but please call me. The next day the note said: Please don’t ignore me. And the next day it said I’m going to kill myself if you keep ignoring me! (but I’m not weird, ok?)." - OK!

On working out in preparation to play 'perfect' Edward: "I used to go to the gym for about five hours a day, but then I started losing so such weight. My head started to look really huge in comparison to the rest of my body. (Catherine Hardwicke) came up to me and said, 'What are you doing to yourself?' (To gain weight) I literally stopped exercising. Eating a cheeseburger after two-and-a-half months of doing that - it tasted like ambrosia." - Entertainment Weekly

On receiving his invite to this year's Oscars: "When [the Academy] first told us about my [invitation to present an award], I was like, 'No, no, no. You're joking!' [I thought] I was going to have to do something really stupid, like get gunged [slimed]!"

On filming gay sex scenes for upcoming movie Little Ashes: "The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn't even a closed set. There were all these Spanish electricians giggling to themselves." - GQ

On the kind of attention he received from Twilight fans: "People ambush me in public and ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair.

On being attracted to 'mental' women: "The stuff I find attractive in women, I always regret finding attractive. I always like a kind of madness in a woman, and when they are really, really strong. And they're the worst - mental, strong women!" - Closer

On his cross-dressing past: "Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as 'Claudia'! Twelve was a turning point as I moved to a mixed school and then I became cool and discovered hair gel."

On keeping his feet on the ground: "My mum still thinks I'm an idiot. I'd describe myself as laid-back and not vain."

On his appearance: "I never really considered myself attractive. I was always kind of gangly in school. Before I go out to face a crowd, I stare and stare at myself in the mirror until I have to tell myself to stop staring, since there’s nothing I can do."

On a failed attempt at being heartbroken as a teen: "I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate - I actually didn’t feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog’s bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, ‘You’re a fake.’ I spent three days apologizing to the dog." - GQ

On his first crush: "I remember there was a girl I was totally obsessed with for about 10 years. I never ever spoke to her. I think that’s the best type of love. Then when I finally told her she was like, 'You’ve never spoken to me in my whole life. You’ve only spoken to me about three times and never said anything nice (laughter).'"

On Edward's unearthly appearance: "Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery, like after burns or something. My whole head is like I've had a face lift."

On the problems of filming Edward's kissing scene with Bella: "This is quite difficult 'cos I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle...And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cos I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button."

On why washing his hair is pointless: "I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it? It's like, I don't clean my apartment ’cause I don't care. I have my apartment for sleeping in and I have my hair for just, you know, hanging out on my head. I don't care if it's clean or not." - Extra

Source thanks to Coral for the link :)

.gif credit: petalouda8

Tha Haunted Airman Clips

Updated post with more clips HERE.