I tried not to post this but it is popping up everywhere so there you go...
I always wonder how people are "overheard" at bars. I can't even hear the person next to me without them screaming in my ear! And yeah with those new GQ outtakes I am sure it's very hard for Rob to get laid. Uhuh...

From the not so reliable
NY Daily News.
Seen and heard
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk
Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at
Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.