Here is a compilation of what Ted wrote on E! Online today. Thanks to
anjourose on imdb for putting it together :)
Ted used to write nasty things about Rob (including the Rob is miserable in LA bit) but lately it looks like he had a change of heart. No one can stand Mr. Charming for too long :)

Rob Pattinson's a Smart Boozer
Tue., Mar. 3, 2009 4:22 PM PST by Ted Casablanca
Robert Pattinson Austin Visschedyk, PacificCoastNews.com
Those Brit's love to drink. And although Rob Pattinson might do it more than others, at least he's more in control than previous young famous misfits, à la Lindsay and Paris. Our friends over at Celebuzz got a surprising Pattinson sighting out last night. No, he wasn't sober, but he was technically in Hollywood.
R.P. was posted up at the Bar in the outskirts of H'wood last night, in "very good spirits" as he downed some bubbly with friends, Celebuzz reported. "He was sharing champagne with his group, passing it freely to others in the bar," a fellow drinker dished, adding that Rob looked quite sexy with his lips around that bottle.
So who did Pattz go home with at the end of the night?
After "encouragement" from bar patrons, say fairly sober witnesses, R.P. "resisted driving home" and got a ride to his friend's house.
Hmmm, wonder who exactly that might be? Hopefully he didn't continue the party too long, 'cause Robbie is supposed to begin production on New Moon today in Vancouver, B.C. Take good care of him up in Canada, Twilight loonies!
Dear Ted:
Fairly new to your site and column, but since I plan to make Robert Pattinson my mister someday, I have to know that Judas Jack-Off is not him. I am pretty sure it&'s not though, because I think from all your hints, it's Kellan Lutz! Am I correct?
—Kelly
Dear Wedding Planner:
Rest easy your Twilight soul, neither are Judas.
Dear Ted:
Why is Camilla Belle dating Joe Jonas and not Robert Pattinson? Is she wearing a purity ring?
—Sram
Dear Belle of the Ball:
No! I'm so not a fan of C.B. and her pretentious ways. She can't (and won't) take Rob's heart.
Dear Ted:
Regarding Robert Pattinson's anti-Hollywood misery, something isn't adding up. How is it he signed for a three-picture deal for Twilight, had his records on the album, presented at the Oscars, etc., if he hates the Hollywood machine? His suits had to know when he signed for Twilight what he was getting into. I get that he wasn't ready for all the fans/fame, and he just wants to act and be away from L.A., but take some responsibility—it's part of the acting job. So tell me. Is he trusting the wrong people to handle his career, or is it all an act? Love your site!
—Staci
Dear Patty Pretender:
I think he just simply wasn't ready for this much fame this fast. The guy loves his craft, so he'll make his appearances, but I'm sure he's just overwhelmed. Who wouldn't be?