ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: ROUND 2! Caption Robert Pattinson

ROBsessed Birthday Giveaway Week: ROUND 2! Caption Robert Pattinson

In honor of our 2nd anniversary, we're running a "Caption Robert Pattinson" contest all week! The WINNER of ROUND 1 is *drumroll*

Mona! Please send us your contact info and the prize you'd like :)

Mona won with this caption:

"Ok I'll make this as clear as I can for all you paps. You bend wayyyyyy over like this, then you kiss my wine colored ARSE!"



Here are the top 5 captions after Mona :)

1. From MyNumberWasUpWhenIFirstSawRob: "Here's a new moon for you..."
2. From rubydynasty: cnn.com: "Displaying his keen knowledge of astronomy at the premiere of his new film, Robert Pattinson demonstrates to his adoring fans that you can't have an eclipse without a full moon."
3. From MaryUK: 'Quick - hide - here comes Taylor'
4. From Lorna Skyrme-Mason: It's a bend...and snap!
5. From kellye: "Does this suit make my ass look good?"

On to ROUND TWO!

The picture is posted below and to enter the competition, write a caption for it in the comments. Your fellow ROBsessors will vote by clicking that little "like" button next to your comment. DO NOT click "like" twice because it deletes the 1st vote when you do :))

Our second CAPTION ROBERT PATTINSON picture:

The winner will win a choice of $30-$40 package:

1. Special Edititon Robert Pattinson 2011 Calendar

2. A Robert Pattinson movie: Dark Kingdom ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Widescreen Edition) (Harry Potter 4) ;The Haunted Airman ; How to Be ; Little Ashes ; Remember Me ; Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; Bad Mother's Handbook ; Love & Distrust

3. A book Robert Pattinson was spotted reading:
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe: and Other Stories ; Doomed Love (Penguin Great Loves) ; Nine Stories ; Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.) ; Independent People ; 2666: A Novel ; My Friend the Mercenary ; Tom Waits - Anthology (Music Sales America) ; Complete Poems: Charles Baudelaire

4. A book one of his movies was based on:
Twilight (The Twilight Saga) ; New Moon (The Twilight Saga) ; Eclipse (The Twilight Saga) ; Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga) ; The Bad Mother's Handbook: A Novel ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) ; Water for Elephants: A Novel ; Bel Ami (Vintage Classics)

The gift will be worth $30-40 and the competition is WORLDWIDE!!!

Ready, set, GO CAPTION Robert Pattinson :)

What A Load Of Crap (International Edition)

What A Load Of Crap (International Edition)

Closer Magazine (France)

Even though I don't know what this says here's my guess. Kristen is jealous of Emma Watson and Rob's "relationship" and when they went for dinner recently they had an argument about it.
Want to put money on me being right about what the article says?
Yeap same crap different magazine. At least the zombie, I mean voodoo wedding and Rob's miracle pregnancy was a bit original, far fetched but original.



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What Else? Magazine (France)
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are crazy in love!
Now it is certain that their love is as strong as Edward and Bella's......

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Thanks To Darja for the scans

Famous Magazine
(Need I say anymore?)

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Thanks to Laura for the scans

ROBsessed Birthday Week Giveaway: Caption Robert Pattinson

To celebrate our 2nd anniversary we'll be running a "Caption Robert Pattinson" contest all week! We'll post a picture and you'll write a caption for it in the comments. Then your fellow robsessers will vote by clicking that little "like" button next to your comment. (Do not click "like" twice because it deletes the 1st vote when you do:)).

Our first CAPTION ROBERT PATTINSON picture:



The winner will win a choice of $30-$40 package:

1. Special Edititon Robert Pattinson 2011 Calendar
2. A Robert Pattinson movie: Dark Kingdom ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Widescreen Edition) (Harry Potter 4) ; The Haunted Airman ; How to Be ; Little Ashes ; Remember Me ; Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) ; Bad Mother's Handbook ; Love & Distrust
3. A book Robert Pattinson was spotted reading:
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe: and Other Stories ; Doomed Love (Penguin Great Loves) ; Nine Stories ; Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.) ; Independent People ; 2666: A Novel ; My Friend the Mercenary ; Tom Waits - Anthology (Music Sales America) ; Complete Poems: Charles Baudelaire
4. A book one of his movies was based on:
Twilight (The Twilight Saga) ; New Moon (The Twilight Saga) ; Eclipse (The Twilight Saga) ; Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga) ; The Bad Mother's Handbook: A Novel ; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) ; Water for Elephants: A Novel ; Bel Ami (Vintage Classics)

The gift will be worth $30-40 and the competition is WORLDWIDE since ROBsession knows no boundries :)

So go ahead and CAPTION Robert Pattinson :)