ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson... Release The Jaw

**Before proceeding any further with this post please sit down, or if you must stand make sure no sharp furniture corners are within a 6 foot radius and scatter cushions on the floor. ROBsessed cannot be held responsible for any injuries caused from viewing the following images.

Although I love the beard and all that it represents (in my mind it represents stuff...), I do miss the jaw. The perfectly sculpted jaw. THE. JAW.

In just a few short weeks, if the scruffy fluff is still there, becoming Edward will force it away, to reveal this.... no more words necessary...

Old Pics of Robert Pattinson from the 2010 MTV Movie Awards that haunted me

Old Pics of Robert Pattinson from the 2010 MTV Movie Awards that haunted me

You guys know I posted these glorious pics yesterday in search of a source and HQs. The result? Source, yes. The pics came out June 12th. HQs, no :((

The source did lead me to 2 OTHER pics that I had not seen! (in my defense, I was preoccupied with other Rob activities when these came out...like oh ya know...seeing Rob at Twicon...PLUS it was the weekend of Eclipse press junket...a very busy time...do I not reek of excuses?)

Is he trying to crotch flash us?! o.O From the look on Kristen's face, he must try to do this often. Can't you see it? First pic: "Oh Rob! Are you trying to give the camera a peep show again?"Second pic: "I knew it, you lil devil."
*sigh* How I wish that lil devil was in HQ...Enjoy these beauts in HQ instead :)

Click for HQ Rob :)

Kstewartfans / HQ RobertPattinsonSource

Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer and Kristen Stewart SAVE The Day and Bring World Peace?

Can Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer and Kristen Stewart bring peace to the world? Maybe not but this parody brought peace (and a little bit of pee) to moi!

Enjoy! From TheOnion.com :

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

Thanks to jittzpattzing for the tip :)