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Author Of "Water For Elephants" Sarah Gruen Talks About Robert Pattinson

Author Of "Water For Elephants" Sarah Gruen Talks About Robert Pattinson

She mentions him around 7:00 and also tells us that the planned release date for "Water For Elephants" is 15th April.

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Kellan Lutz Praises Robert Pattinson's Acting & Singing

Thanks to Mona for the tip!

Breaking Dawn - PG13 or Rated R?

For three movies the Twilight franchise has flirted with subject matter that would normally garner an R-rating. Blood-thirsty vampires, sharp-fanged werewolves, and teenage sexual awakening are all subjects that require a delicate touch to win a PG-13 from the MPAA.

Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg has batted down rumors that Breaking Dawn will be rated R, insisting that nothing is sacrificed in keeping it PG-13. (Kat - this I just have to see... just not seeing how it's possible!)

In the upcoming Breaking Dawn, the Twilight team faces it's trickiest challenge yet. The fourth book in the series takes all that mostly unspoken sexual tension and off-stage death and smashes it on the twin rocks of sex and gore.

While we know that Breaking Dawn's PG-13 rating is all but a foregone conclusion, here we take a look at the very- persuasive evidence that producers should think about making a mature-eyes-only Rated R tween movie... even if it only makes the unrated DVD release. In order to better illustrate these specific scenes which so far don't exist, we turn to the Internet with its happy abundance of Twilight-themed fan art. Enjoy!

1. Breaking More Than Just Dawn

In the Twilight films so far we've watched Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart do little more than play footsy while the sexual tension just builds and builds. After a total of more than six hours of nothing but playful hints of sexuality, the audience needs the honeymoon scene almost as much as Bella and Edward do. Of course if they did show it, it would be very controversial, and not just for Rob's blindingly white naked torso. (Kat - hey... we love that white torso!)

In the book, Bella describes the aftermath of the couple's first night together.

I stared at my naked body in the full-length mirror behind the door.

I'd definitely had worse. There was a faint shadow across one of my cheekbones, and my lips were a little swollen, but other than that, my face was fine. The rest of me was decorated with patches of blue and purple."
Ch. 5, pg. 75

Bella also woke up covered in down feathers because Edward "bit a pillow. Or two." Of course the second time the two experience physical love there's not so much bruising, but it would definitely take things to the next level to see Robert Pattinson do the damage described in Chapter Six. (Kat - you got THAT right!) After realizing her night gown has been torn to tatters, Bella assesses the rest of the damage.

"Were there any other casualties?" I asked timidly.

"I'll have to buy Esme a new bed frame," he confessed, glancing over his shoulder. I followed his gaze and was shocked to see that large chunks of wood had apparently been gouged from the left side of the headboard.
Ch. 6, pg. 109

2. Li'l Killers

In Breaking Dawn, we're introduced to the epically creepy/ awesome concept of vampire toddlers running around annihilating villages thanks to their unchecked thirst for human blood. Bella even has a dream where one little vampire toddler with a cherubic face sits on top of a mound of bodies that includes all her closest friends and family.

If nothing else, can we please get these blood-guzzling tykes in the DVD extras? Carlisle describes them early on in the book.

"However, they could not be taught. They were frozen at whatever level of development they'd achieved before being bitten. Adorable two-year-olds with dimples and lisps that could destroy half a village in one of their tantrums. If they hungered, they fed, and no words of warning could restrain them. Humans saw them, stories circulated, fear spread like fire in dry brush..."
Ch. 2, pg. 34

3. The Birth Scene

More than anything else in Breaking Dawn, the birth scene is a tough sell in PG-13. It will be hard to get across just how painful Bella's birth and subsequent transformation are without showing at least a little of the extensive gore in chapters 17 and 18.

At the end of Chapter 17, Jacob describes the "ripping sound" he hears as Bella prepares to give birth. Things go downhill from there.
...Bella screamed.

It was not just a scream, it was a blood curdling shriek of agony. The horrifying sound cut off with a gurgle, and her eyes rolled back into her head. Her body twitched, arched in Rosalie's arms, and then Bella vomited a fountain of blood.
Ch. 17, pg. 347

It's hard to get Kristen Stewart to go all Exorcist in PG-13, but it gets much worse as Jacob literally compares the amount of blood in the room to "a bucket being turned over, a faucet twisted to full."

And of course there's the actual delivery of the baby, which is only made possible by Edward's steely fangs.

The next sound jolted through me, unexpected, terrifying. Like metal being shredded apart. (...) I glanced over to see Edward's face pressed against the bulge. Vampire teeth -- a surefire way to cut through vampire skin.
Ch. 18, pg.351-352

4. Bella Goes Hunting

OK, so you can definitely kill a mountain lion in PG-13, but to be faithful to the book, Kristen Stewart would really have to go after this thing. PETA would likely have words for her.

My teeth unerringly sought his throat, and his instinctive resistance was pitifully feeble against my strength. (...)

It was effortless as biting into butter. My teeth were steel razors; they cut through the fur and fat and sinews like they weren't there.

The flavor was wrong, but the blood was hot and wet and it soothed the ragged, itching thirst as I drank in an eager rush. The cat's struggles grew more and more feeble, and his screams choked off with a gurgle.
Ch. 21, pg. 422

5. Strange Love

Stephenie Meyer leaves some wiggle room as to what exactly it means for a werewolf to "imprint" on someone. But there's no way around the fact that it's straight up creepy when Jacob imprints on Bella and Edward's new-born daughter, Renesmee.

The whole thing is made even weirder (even at PG-13) when Edward basically calls Jacob his future son-in-law near the end of the book, when Renesmee is at roughly the same maturity level as a seven-year-old.

Edward leaned his head against the same shoulder where he'd placed Renesmee. "Goodbye, Jacob, my brother ... my son."
Ch. 37, pg. 723

Kat - Discuss, discuss, discuss... I'm dying to hear all your thoughts on this one.

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Robert Pattinson - Romance is alive via Edward Cullen :-)

There's nothing more romantic than saving the one you love from being squished by a runaway van! Swoon!

Far from a knight in shining armour, Rupert is dangerous. He’s arrogant, rude, misogynistic and uncaring. In fact, consider other great romantic figures in fiction, and a pattern starts to form: Mr Rochester? Lying toad. Mr Darcy? Emotional cripple. Edward Cullen? Controlling, and, frankly, creepy. In real life these characters would have most sensible women running for the hills. Yet confined within a book’s pages, they are strangely alluring. Perhaps it is their inaccessibility (the person who, on a blog dedicated to listing one’s favourite fictional crushes plumped for Hazel from Watership Down will know all about that). Or perhaps it’s what happens when reality is tossed aside in favour of imagination.

But while many of the great romantic figures in fiction would make for poor company, there’s no denying their charisma. Here is our list of the top 10, from high-brow to chick lit.

Coming in at number four:

Edward Cullen

The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer (2005 - 2008)

Sparkly and unusually pale because he is, to all intents and purposes, dead, our vampire friend wouldn’t, on paper, make the ideal boyfriend. And yet to Bella Swan, and millions of Twi-hards across the world, Edward is perfect. Perhaps it’s his old-fashioned, chivalrous charm (he is more than 100 years old), or his unwavering devotion to Bella that has him creeping into her bedroom at night to watch her sleep. Either way, it is enough to override his less appealing characteristics; such as his appetite for blood; his cold-as-marble body or his aforementioned penchant for, er stalking.

Read the rest of the article HERE - thanks to Kelly for the tip.

"Eclipse" Now Available For Pre-Order On Amazon US

Yes "Eclipse" is now available for Pre-Order on DVD or Blu-Ray in the US by clicking on the links below

In The US

And In The UK

Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson Won't Reunite

Just as Kate suspected when posting the rumour below - Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson won't be reuniting any time soon...

Many outlets are circulating a rumor that Robert Pattinson has signed on for his next movie.

According to reports on sites like Glamour UK, the Twilight star and Emma Watson “are to get steamy in a lusty new art-house flick” called Dark Arc, the remake of a 2004 release.

Casey Affleck is supposedly in discussions to complete the film’s “love triangle” connecting an artist, a graphic designer and their muse.

However, the growing speculation online is not correct.

Pattinson is not involved.

A representative for Pattinson tells Gossip Cop the report is “untrue.”

We’re waiting to hear back on Watson.

Gossip Cop

Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson To Reunite in 'Dark Arc' Remake?

Robert Pattinson and Emma Watson To Reunite in 'Dark Arc' Remake ?

This has been doing the rounds today but please bear in mind it is only a rumour so grain of salt warning applies ;-)
We will update you on any more info we get about this

According to Spunk-Ransom, the "Twilight" thesp has signed up to star in a remake version of 2004 "Dark Arc" with a major studio behind this forthcoming movie.

Beside Pattinson, Emma Watson has reportedly sealed the deal to join the film. The two are said to tackle two of the three lead roles. Casey Affleck, meanwhile, is allegedly still in talks to portray the other main character.

Spunk-Ransom claims to have received details about the project from "The Insider" who also spills the name of the potential director. The site, however, does not mention the filmmaker's name and notes that their scoop should be considered a rumor since they have not received any confirmation from the studio or players involved.

"Dark Arc" itself is a mysterious comedy about love, lust, art and the power of the "charged image". It tells the story of the eccentric love triangle between an artist, a graphic designer and their inspiring muse.

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For more info see Spunk-Ransom

Cafe Press Competition - Congratulations To Our Lucky Winners

Thanks for the great response to our competition.
And the lucky people who have won aprons are

Anna who picked this one

AND

Marlene who chose this gorgeous one

Both of you should have an email from us!
If you can both email us back with your details please and we can get your prizes on the way to you.

Thanks to Cafe Press for giving us these fab prizes and don't forget you can find millions of cool aprons at CafePress – for any topic, interest or brand!

How to Wear Facial Hair - Robert Pattinson Style

In light of the recent pictures of Rob McGrizzlyson on his road trip we're likely going to see a huge spike in facial hair attempts.

This post is for the men in your lives, husbands, boyfriends, secret or not so secret crushes... so do them a favour, send them this link, help them out in their endeavor to be just like Rob!

OK Gentlemen.... let's start with exhibit A.

Believe me when I tell you that every female on the planet, with a pulse, did not even notice there were two other people in this picture. Robert Pattinson and his grizzly beard are the only beings in the picture - this is how you wear facial hair.

Sure it helps if this is underneath the fuzz, but no worries....

There are many stages of fuzz that are acceptable.

Stage One - A Light Sprinkling:

Stage Two - Rough Enough to Scratch:

Stage Three - Getting Kind of Tickly:

Stage Four - Soft as a Baby's Bottom:

Stage Five - Super Fuzz:

Note... Stage Four and Five are only acceptable on Rob because we know what lies beneath and the fuzzy on his face matches the fuzzy in our hearts. Please do not attempt this guys.

Other Facial Hair Options:

Chops work!