Stolen Robward Cut Outs and a Robert Pattinson Cross-Stitch Pattern?

According to E! Online Nordstrom is complaining about their life size Robward and Taycob cut outs being stolen! They say it's usually middle aged women that are swapping the Robert Pattinson cut outs... Fess up! Which one of you grabbed Rob? :)
(*whispers you can buy the cut out at Amazon without risking jail* :))

Also The Guardian(UK) has detailed instructions and cross-stitch chart for your next pillow...

I have to say I'm a bit scared. What's next? Oh I know! Robert Pattinson panties!
Yes, they went there... ;)

Thanks to Amazeofgrace, Desiree, Sarah and Rie for the tips ;))