ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson: sexpenders

Chris Weitz keeps us entertained with Robert Pattinson mentions on Twitter

camila_0905 @chrisweitz What was the first thing that went through your mind when you were invited to direct New Moon?

CW: "Oh boy, this is gonna involve a LOT of tweeting down the road, isn't it?"

Kate and I are straight up obsessed with Chris Weitz tweets. We love that he tweets like an addict. Wanna see us fangirl? Watch us ask any and every question under the sun when he appears on Twitter. We both recently got some questions answered (I think he called me mija!) and here are the latest Rob/Edward-related tweets from the last couple of days.

A_Pickens @chrisweitz Which do you like better Rob's American accent or British accent? Is it tough for him to switch between the two? Please answer!!

CW: I prefer his native Slovenian accent. It's amazing that he's fooled the world into thinking he's a Brit.

SedaRobsten @chrisweitz If you would have a chance to film American pie with actors of New Moon who would you choose for the role of Jim?

CW: Mike Welch=Jim Tyson Houseman=Finch Taylor=Oz Billy Burke=Jim's Dad Rob's eyebrows=Jim's dad's eyebrows

@VampGurl05: @chrisweitz do you think robert pattinson is hot?

CW: I felt his forehead, he seem ok, no fever

jet_set_go @chrisweitz i think you have beautiful eyebrows. would you say so? even more beautiful than rob's?

CW: I think only a brow-off could prove this. But thanks ^^.

(Tink: no contest...)

VampireGirlee @chrisweitz if you could pick one character from new moon to play, who would you pick? :L

CW: Well, I would like to THINK I'm like Ed but really I'm like Mike

Lavixia @chrisweitz I have always wondered why Edward, while in Italy,has a bruise on his nipple.He had a fight with someone or something like that?

CW: That was me. One day he wouldn't come to set and I had to give him a purple nurple.

(Tink: I don't think we'll ever be satisfied with his answers for nipplegate)

kjstewrtpattz @chrisweitz What was the fast food that you, Rob and Kris more eated when you guys were shooting New Moon?In n Out, McDonalds, Burger King?

CW: There is a wonderful Vancouver place called the Poutine Pit

Melll_xxx @chrisweitz Were Rob,Kristen and Taylor fun to work with on the set of new moon?! Any funny stories? ;)

CW: Meh

TwilightCougar1 EPIC!!! RT @Late2thePartee @chrisweitz Rob's sexpender pants went missing during New Moon. We last saw them in Italy. Did you take them? ;)

CW: Why? how much would you want for them IF, say, I knew a guy who knew a guy who had them?

(Tink: awwwwww....Weitz has them hostage!)

@Luh_Cullen_rc: @chrisweitz what was the weirdest thing that Rob did on set?

CW: He wanted to "practice kissing" with me. Not appropriate.

(Tink: Can I apply to be his "practice" assistant on films?)

@BlueEyedLady67 I would like to know what happened to Edwards silver Volvo

CW: let's just say I have a Volvo. And it's silver.

SkylarLSpencer I've been asking this for days. RT @tinkrbe1l3 @chrisweitz have you heard Rob's music? ... was he approached for NM soundtrack?

CW: Keep asking until I can think of a diplomatic answer

(Tink: *bitchface* I won't let this question die. Persist, I will.)

kjstewrtpattz @chrisweitz Did you meet or hear about Robert`s and Kristen`s new dog??????????????????????????????

CW: Yes, I took it as a stealth question about whether they're together and deflected it!

(Tink: LMAO)

And that's the latest! A special congrats to Spunk Ransom for winning his haiku contest.

spunk_ransom @chrisweitz The winds that blows - ask them, which leaf on the tree will be next to go. ~ M

CW: Thank you for all your submissions, they ROCKED so hard I will give $1500 instead, via the donations handled by Tortoise General Store on Abbot Kinney in Venice (wonderful Japanese importer, they have people on the ground in Japan). Thanks all

Here's a runner up haiku that Mr. Weitz tweeted: