Random Adds of Robert Pattinson

There are 3 blogs I credit for being a part of my Robert Pattinson foundation....Rob roots, if you will. Obviously this blog is #1. It sent me over the edge. Past the point of no return.

Twifans is another. It was the first fansite I found that I liked directly after reading Twilight. It was also how I found ROBsessed blog. We all know most Rob fans have to pass through the gates of Edward before they are fully Robsessed.

The 3rd and last site I credit is Random Acts of Rob. I found this site through google. I could tell it wasn't a news site but it was funny and seemed to match these crazy thoughts I was starting to have. I didn't have a name for it yet because I stumbled upon that site at the end of April '09 and didn't truly explore ROBsessed until the start of May '09.

"Oh! It's Robsession! That's why that girl...what's her name? Just A Girl...that's why Just A Girl is so funny and I can relate! Robsession."

I lurked for a while on the site. Did what a lot of people do which is go through the archives. This was easy because the blog was only a couple months old. I laughed. I drooled. I adopted her language. I followed her on twitter. I started looking into this thing called fanfic. A whole new world was opening up. A community. A fandom.

Over two years have passed and that beloved blog has ended. It broke my heart. I told Goz. It broke her heart. She brought out multiple sad faces :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((.....multiple times :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

We understand that for JAG, it was time. We love her dearly and will miss her witty blog. This post celebrates her and one of her favorite Rob features. One that she so humorously posted about back in April 2009. Click HERE for her first post dedicated wholeheatedly wholeheartedly to add.

JAG, we'll miss you as a blogger but glad to still have you as a tweeter. Rather then shed tears and watch you go...let's sit back, make catcalls, and watch Rob go... *cues obscene objectification of Rob*

We start with some vintage add in the classic sexpenders...



Let there be light...



May we help you with that, Mr. Paddinson?



Run add, run!



A little photoshoot add. Have you ever wanted to yank something so badly?



What a sweet add...



Sexually confident add...



TONS of add after the cut!

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Literary Classics Starring Robert Pattinson

I often you in the comments mentioning about different things you'd like to see Robert Pattinson star in.
Well Nextmovie also got to thinking along the same lines and decided to get handy with the old photoshop.
They chose their favourite 6 literary classics that they'd like to see featuring Robert Pattinson.
What about you? Do you agree with their choices or would you have picked something else?













Head over to Nextmovie to see what they have to say.
Thanks to Andie for sending

Robert Pattinson's resume with his London agency, Curtis Brown

Check out Robert Pattinson's acting resume with Curtis Brown, his London based agency.





Seriously....I don't know where to start with the lulz....wind surfing? :)) And all those sexy accents...or rather, he'd make them all sexy. He needs to do a movie for each one ;)

I love when we get fact sheets about Rob. They're always so funny....remember this one?


So much fun. Have at it in the comments...let your imaginations run wild!

P.S. remember Rob himself has said he made up much of his abilities on his resumes ;)

1st resume: source via Robstenation

Bruno Tonioli Likens Aaron Carter's Tango to Robert Pattinson's?

This week's award for random insertion of Robert Pattinson's name goes to: Bruno Tonioli!



You can watch the whole dance here.

Timbaland Wants Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

Random? Nope, Timbaland may look high (he probably IS) but he is a genius, he knows what/who sells. I think Fiddy and Rob should remake Ayo technology :))

MTV Shows

From MTV.com:

LAS VEGAS — Ever since their careers exploded around last year at this time, it's rare to see "Twilight" stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart doing anything other than slaving away on the sets of "New Moon" and the next sequel, "Eclipse." Now, Timbaland wants to give the sexy duo a chance to let their hair down on his next music video — and if anybody can make it happen, it's the Grammy-winning producer and rapper.

"I want certain people in the video," he revealed to us over the weekend at Justin Timberlake's charity concert, talking about "Morning After Dark," the first single off his upcoming album Shock Value 2, and featuring the new artist SoShy. "I want the same characters of 'Twilight,' which I've almost got."

Timbaland has spoken to us before about how Shock Value 2 was influenced by the world of Stephenie Meyer, and that "Morning After Dark" seizes on some of the darker themes in her world. Now he says he's on the verge of getting Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and possibly other "Twilight" stars to appear in the video.

"If I get Bella and Edward, it would be [ideal]," he explained. "I'm gonna give a twist to it, though."

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Robert Pattinson Pissed in a Cup? Huh?

Charming... Jackson and 100 Monkeys are charming :))

Piss in a cup starts at 2:10...



'Cause sometimes pissin' in a bottle is difficult :)

Thanks to Twifans and TwiMoms

The "clown" totally made up the "piss in a cup" but it's still funny :)

Kellan Lutz Says Robert Pattinson & Kristen are "Complex"

From E! Online:

Don't expect a threesome with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Kellan Lutz—or even just a lunch date—to happen any time soon.

They don't hang.

"They're just so complex, and I like to laugh and smile," Twilight's Emmett Cullen told E! News at the W Hotels lounge backstage at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week just before the Monarchy show.

As for everyone's favorite couple…

Yeah, Kellan's not sure either.

"I don't know what's going on. I have no idea," he claims. "I don't hang out with Rob or Kristen."
And, while he promises that "a romance" is not the reason for this, he also quite clearly prefers one half of Robsten over the other.

"They are attractive humans, yes they are," he admits. "I'm nice with Rob also. I look great with him too. I think I look better with Rob…Rob's awesome. I love him to death."

But don't get the wrong idea. Despite word of a breakup, Kellan was chilling right next to 90210's AnnaLynne McCord in that fashion-friendly lounge and they both had colds, so you do the math.
Sniffles aside, Kellan says shooting Eclipse has its pros and cons and, of course, it all comes back to Rob and Kristen.

"It's going great. We all love Vancouver. It's just that there's just so many paparazzi everywhere," he admits. "We've been moving around to new places like every two weeks.

Especially for Rob—we feel bad for him. Like, we go out to cast dinners and, whenever Rob's shooting, that's when we can have free time because usually that's when everyone is trying to shoot Rob or Kristen. So then we can actually be free to walk around the city and shop and go out to eat. You know, when we want to do cast dinners, it's tough because you can't just chill."

Instead, Kellan plays board games like Risk and Clue with Ashley Greene and friends while Pattz and that girl whose name he hardly mentioned do whatever "complex" people do.

Gozde: I think he was joking and/or is SO fed up with Robsten questions that he is just telling people random things.