Showing posts with label less competition for us girls. Show all posts
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Would You Trade Robert Pattinson For James Franco? Miranda Cosgrove Did

Would You Trade Robert Pattinson For James Franco? Miranda Cosgrove Did

The young actress and recording artist tells us that there's too much competition for Robert Pattinson. Well that's one less for me to worry about!

Jason Gardiner Gets His 2 Minutes in Press by Insulting Robert Pattinson



From Now Magazine:

Jason Gardiner has revealed that would pick ‘powerful' Taylor Lautner over ‘pasty' Robert Pattinson for a slow smooch on the dancefloor.

The sharp-tongued Dancing On Ice judge exclusively revealed to Now his crush on Taylor, 17, who plays werewolf Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

‘Taylor Lautner would be my ideal dance partner because he looks amazing. He's big and strong, enough to turn me on!' laughs Jason, 38.

However, Jason isn't so kind when it comes to Taylor's sexy co-star Robert, 23 - aka Edward Cullen.

He says: ‘I don't get the whole Robert Pattinson thing, he's pale, pasty and pathetic. I want a man with a good complexion and a powerful body and he doesn't have either.'

Gozde: If you are like me and have NO idea who this prick is, apparently he is a judge on "Dancing on Ice" (and yeah i don't know what Dancing on Ice is either :)). I can see how a gay man might not find Rob sexy. He is on the hoboliciously dirty side to appeal to gay men but the pathetic one here is Jason for sure (and I'm not even talking about Taylor STILL being 17 years old). Drop the Rob word get in the press...and it works, see we are writing about your tanning bed orange pathetic ass...

 
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