Aah yes, this was one of my favourite Robert Pattinson "Moments" too. When I first heard it I had to go back and listen and thought "Did he really just say that?" and then he made it worse by saying he had a dispenser of the stuff!
No2 on MTV's best Robert Pattinson Moments "The Glitter Lube"
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