Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry?

Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry? 

Rob has given us ringporn before when he's played a married man (Breaking Dawn, Bel Ami) and even in photoshoots like this pic from Vanity Fair (2009).



But this...I'm cracking up. Literally snorting. I think the online unit of People Magazine is hitting the pipe too hard. Or have they been taken over by the staff of Hollywood Lies? Either way...they've written some comical fan fiction today.

From People:

Is Robert Pattinson looking to seal the deal with FKA twigs? The Twilight star, 28, and his musician girlfriend, 27, are both sporting promise rings, a friend of the couple tells PEOPLE.
"He wants to marry her," the source says, describing his pal as "much more calm and happy than before."
"They are inseparable when they are together. They live at his house," the source adds.

Click the link above to read more of this tale.

So never mind the fact that we can just, oh....I don't know. Look at recent pics of Rob to see he's ringless.

Rob: I've got no rings on me, bro!
Bro: Riiiiight. 



FKA twigs: Robert...where is your ring? He won't show them our love!
Rob: I'm just here to tease them, babe. It's on my right hand.



FKA twigs: I'll tease them too. Robert, I've put my ring on my left hand and you keep yours on your right. No one will ever guess. Distract them with your left hand!
Rob: You got it. *flashes handporn*



Rob: So Dior told me no rings allowed with this white and gold suit.
Sienna: I think that was a poor choice! Your lovely gold promise band would fit in nicely with the suit.
Rob: I know, S. I know. 

 

Clearly it's all just a conspiracy to keep us from enjoying ringporn. CLEARLY.

Robert Pattinson wants to open a pub in London? Grab your salt shaker!

Robert Pattinson wants to open a pub in London? Grab your salt shaker!

Craaaaaazy story but we can't ignore the flurry of direct quotes OMGYahooUK. Plus remember THIS post about Rob supposedly interested in opening a bar/restaurant in NYC? Could Rob be sneaking around dropping hints at random? From OMG Yahoo:

Robert Pattinson is known to be quite fond of hanging out in pubs, particularly in London. And now the Twilight star, who rung in the New Year in an inn with on/off girlfriend Kristen Stewart has apparently got his heart set on buying his own drinking establishment in the capital.
He exclusively told Yahoo! omg!: "I would love to own a pub in London at some point." Imagine that - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as the new Alfie and Kat (that was) of The Queen Vic. RPattz, who was spotted over Christmas having a pint in a London pub, is pretty particular about the type of drinking joint he'd like to invest in, telling us he doesn't want anything fancy.
He said: "I wouldn’t want to buy a pub that was all trendy and done Gastro style food, I just want a real working men’s pub."
And he DEFINITELY wouldn't want it to be a showbiz hangout - so no chance of K-Stew and Taylor Lautner hanging out at the bar then. He said: "I probably wouldn’t even go public that I owned it; I wouldn’t want it to become the sort of place people went to spot celebrities. I just want it to be a real pub where men discuss the issues of the day."
By the sounds of things Mr Pattinson is pretty passionate about pubs in our country, telling us: "The UK is the home of pubs, and we need to make sure we protect them. Every time I am back home and see that a local pub has closed down it actually makes me sad. The local can be the focal point of the community, and if we lose them we lose one of the things that is greatest about Britain. Men putting the world to rights over a few pints puts the Great into Great Britain; we have to fight to keep that. "
HEAR, HEAR. 

LAWD. What can you even make of this? Well....if it's remotely true, I think it would be a success because Rob is the great and powerful. If it's not true, thanks for your spin on ProudOfCountryRob, Yahoo!

VIDEOS: Sweety high and Rob's opening a bar? Bits and pieces from the Breaking Dawn Part 2 LA Premiere

VIDEOS: Sweety high and Rob's opening a bar? Bits and pieces from the Breaking Dawn Part 2 LA Premiere

Rob pops up towards the end and he only says "sweety high" but I like him saying sweety. :)

Joe Anderson (Alistair) was talking about Rob opening something to play music in. Bar or restaurant....wait...

WHAT?? My mind is blown. However, we already know Rob has RenaissanceRob living inside him so opening up a bar/restaurant/whatever is totally possible for the man who can do anything...at least in our world. ;)

Can you imagine?? All the women flocking to this place in hopes the owner is in that night and giving out free hugs to patrons. HA! This will be so interesting if it pans out to be true.

Kristen Stewart talks about working with Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon mentions their Cosmopolis characters

Kristen Stewart talks about working with Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon mentions their Cosmopolis characters

The first mention comes from Kristen who squashed the Ciné-Télé (Belgium) comment allegedly from Rob that we posted HERE. We put a grain of salt on that post because it was translated and print. You know those two things are a classic combo for the grain of salt. Kristen says "we are constantly working but no".


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Sarah Gadon talked about Eric and Elise, dominating the indomintable guy and a cool thing to consider regarding the seating position of her and Rob in Cosmopolis:

M&C: Your character’s relationship with Eric Pattinson) her husband, is oddly straightforward – it’s love/hate.  It’s brittle, combative and sexual.  What's your take on it?
 
Gadon: So often as a female actress you’re accustomed to reading material where the male character projects onto you exactly what you’re feeling and exactly what you’re working in and exactly what your actions are in a scene. 
 
What I thought was so hilarious about the two of them is that he spent the entire time trying to project onto her – “I want to fuck you, I think you’re sexy, I want this. That, you’re sad, you’re happy”. 
And she spends the whole time saying “No, no” until the end of the arc when he says “I’m not going to be the man you want me to be” and she says "Okay well, I’m out”.  It was so refreshing to me to read that also terrifying.  There is a charisma to the way she does it.  But there is no blazing moment where the screenwriter is saying “fall in love with this woman” because she’s a woman.
 
M&C: Was your purpose was to dominate the indomitable guy?
 
Gadon: I think that’s why women are so responsive to the character.  Men say to me “So she’s really cold” [laughs] but that is what is so great about David is that as a filmmaker, he leaves so much open to interpretation and he allows for the female and male spectator. 
He’s not assuming all audiences members are young men.   He’s saying “I'm going to give you a guy like this or a girl like this and then a woman and a sex scene like that”.  That’s what I find so stimulating about his work.   I'm speculating into the void now but I think he really does account for audiences that are both men and women.
 
M&C: He has a strong wife and daughter.  He’s interesting to see him grow over the years; he seems to have relaxed as a director now, perhaps less of a control freak now.
 
Gadon: But he is not a lax director.  Everything is so defined.  He spent a lot of time getting the script to get to that point.   So often, as Rob Pattinson says, you get material that is not fully developed and just because of the nature of the industry now, you don’t know what’s going to get green lit. 
It has nothing to do with the script and everything to do with the casting, director, financing, so an actor may go to camera with a script that is not going to be developed anymore.
 
It creates a different kind of role for an actor.  So often you’re trying to figure out a scene, the action, intention, emotion with the director on the day and it’s just a lot messier.   With David it’s already there. 
 
There is that difference, but on the day.  He’s there watching and listening and he comes up and says something, even a word, “comprised”, not composed”, and you’ll say it and it will change your whole performance.
 
Rob and I had breakfast, lunch and dinner in the movie and he wanted us to sit side by side.  He asked us to sit outward until the end of the scene when we face each other.  Things like that that change your performance.   He likes to play like he’s laid back!

Robert Pattinson spotted in London + Child 44 rumors

Robert Pattinson spotted in London + Child 44 rumors

He's alive!!! Rob has been here there and everywhere if you believe every rumored sighting but earlier today he was spotted in London by multiple sources in an office building.



Aww baby don't be mad. You went into a building with females. They knew once they felt...



Here's a summary of the tweets:

RachelFabMag: Editor of Fabulous magazine

So The Hulk is on The Sun floor, Robert Pattinson is with the Sunday Times and just spotted on my floor Mr Rupert Murdoch. What a guestlist! we think it’s for an interview. We think he’s doing something with the Sunday Times – not sure though. He’s on another floor now – sadly he was only spotted fleetingly.

bethneil: Celebrity Editor at Fabulous magazine

Er…Robert Pattinson is currently in our office reception. Cue massive hormonal stampede from the Fabulous office. Yes in London. No entourage, just him. R-Patz update: he’s apparently here to do something or other with the Sunday Times. As if R-Patz wasn’t enough, Hulk Hogan and Rupert Murdoch are also here. Just another average day at Fabulous towers…

Ellieomahoney: Lifestyle Editor at The Sun’s Fabulous magazine

Just raced up to canteen avec my editor and ed assistnt to see if we could spot R-Patz who is appaz IN THE BUILDING! Sad to say he eluded us. R-Patz defs in the building but with another newspaper.

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT!



What's this got to do with Child 44? Nothing really but Rob in London had my mind working overtime (and I'm not alone).

Things that make you go "HMMMMM" after the cut!

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Robert Pattinson: Believe it or Not

Robert Pattinson: Believe it or Not

Here we go again...



Gossip sites and tweets get really...creative...during droughts and trying to weed through them can make you curl up and cry. Without a picture, you can never be certain Rob was doing this or that or the other. Sometimes you get a credible source talking like Norman's but even that, you can't be 100% sure.

Rob: I'm Frank Abagnale.


So why am I posting now? One reason. Food. Food + Rob = I wanna post. But we'll get to that in a moment. You can't have the goodies without first being subjected to the current rumor mill that made my brain hurt.



First up was Rob being a musical Mother Teresa. You guys loved this up in the comments and now here it is for your continued pleasure. From The Sun:

The warm-hearted Twilight star had spotted the down-and-out's tatty acoustic as he put money in a collection tin.

Minutes later R-Patz, 25, who plays cold-blooded Edward Cullen, emerged from a music store with an electric guitar for himself and the red acoustic for the man.

The British actor's generosity was witnessed in Los Angeles by holidaymakers Luke Jones and girlfriend Kirsty Rowlands, 22.

Builder Luke, 24, of Bridgend, South Wales, said: "We were gobsmacked when he handed the acoustic guitar to the tramp.

"Robert quickly went back to his car and drove off.

"The busker was totally shell-shocked. He had no idea who Robert was – I think he thought the guitar was stolen.

"He was looking left and right, half expecting the police to arrest him. We asked him to play but he couldn't get his thoughts together."

R-Patz, worth around £32million, plays piano and guitar.

Sounds like something Rob would do but *shrugs* who knows if it's true. Guess I need to go track down a homeless person in LA with a shiny new guitar and interview him, right? But let's check out the next rumor first...

Rob must live at Soho House. If all the sightings are true, he's well protected there. He can get in and out without pictures. This rumor has conflicting reports but considering one report is coming from the lying, defaming, stealing Hollywood Life Lies, I'm not surprised they could have gotten it wrong. They have certificates galore in "getting it wrong". From Hollywood Life Lies:

• Rob was at Soho West Hollywood Sept. 1st
• Rob looked very happy
• Rob was with Sam and his sister Lizzy (although they posted a pic of Victoria)
• Rob was dressed in unbuttoned plaid short sleeve shirt with a black tee underneath
• Rob wore a hat
• Rob had a beard
• They went unnoticed (umm...no they didn't...clearly lol) and were having a deep conversation
• They sat by a window
• Rob had pizza and clear liquid
• Rob went to the bathroom, washed his hands and gave the bathroom attendant a guitar

Ok I added the last part because it fits with the rest of the "reports". Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, Rob was also at Soho House. This time in New York City on Sept 2nd. "NEW YORK CITY?!! Get a rope." Compiled by Robstenation from twitter:

jimshi809 "Ugh. So jealous. Friend telling me how she ran into #rpatz and his sister at @sohohousenyc last night. "He was adorable," she added. #Twilight"

Laurasturn "Robert Pattinson can't even smile when he's hanging out with @hamishandandy...wow. The guy clearly has issues." (Tink: YOU HAVE ISSUES! *childish comeback*)

iniikim "Robert pattinson at The Smile." "it's a cafe/restaurant in NY and he was with a male friend." "it's a cafe/restaurant in NY."

Joie_Clothing "A source tells me I just missed Robert Pattinson at The Smile #fail"

There's further speculation as to why he could be in NYC (potential joint photoshoot with Kristen Stewart) but at this point, I think my eyes are bleeding. If it's a photoshoot, we'll know at some point. As for the rest, we'll likely never know and if Rob wanted us to know, he'd tell us (yeah right). Now on to the good stuff.

Food! I swear Rob is my Oprah. I love knowing what he's reading and what movies he digs and where he's eating and what he buys etc etc. I buy the book, watch the film, eat the food and think about guitar lessons. Robsessed, duh. So after all the saltiness in this post, the thing that sticks out for me is the restaurant he may or may not have gone to: The Smile.



It looks cool! I was just in New York City and would have loved to check it out. I know it's uncertain if he was really there but still looks pretty neat. Next time. ;) Times like these I wish Rob was on twitter or had a blog to just say something is Rob-approved. He's my Oprah.

The drought is going to last well into October so I'm sure we'll have another round of Believe it or Not. Until then, believe at your own risk...or not ;)

Jeff Buckley biopic loses Robert Pattinson? A tale of lies, lies, and one truth

Jeff Buckley biopic loses Robert Pattinson? A tale of lies, lies, and one truth

A reader emailed us and asked why were weren't covering this story. Ok. We'll cover it now that we have information from a credible news source about what's REALLY going on.

Yesterday, the slayers of truth, Hollywood Life spewed this:

Poor Robert Pattinson! The actor was working hard to score the role of Jeff Buckley, the famous musician who died young at age 30, in a biopic movie about his life. Gossip Girl star Penn Badgley snagged the part instead, a source exclusively tells HollywoodLife.com. “Robert Pattinson is devastated he’s lost out on the one role he really wanted,” says our insider. “It was down to Rob, James Franco and Penn for the part, and Rob was really pushing himself to get it.”

Our source continues, “Rob hasn’t heard ‘no’ a lot lately, so he’s really bummed. He was passionate about this project.” Things were looking good for Rob, who was reportedly “obsessed” with landing the lead. Jeff Buckley’s mother and executive producer of the movie Mary Guibert, 62, even weighed in, saying “Robert is a fine young actor. I’m flattered he’s been linked to this project. When the time comes we’ll give everybody an opportunity to be seen and heard.” Producer Michelle Sy confirmed Rob was “keen” on the part as well, and also revealed they are looking for someone who can “play music and sing”.

Although Rob is disappointed he didn’t get the role, Penn is over the moon. “Penn is thrilled to get this role and thinks it’s the film of a lifetime,” our insider confesses. “He’s been trying to push out of the ‘Gossip Girl’ image and knows this film will be the perfect opportunity to do so.” Congrats Penn!

Jake Scott is set to direct and Ryan Jaffe is writing the script for the highly anticipated movie.

My eyes rolled so hard, I'm STILL trying to get them to focus straight ahead. We went all day yesterday and into today with no confirmation from a credible source. E!'s resident truth slayer, Ted, reported on the nonsense today. Same garbage as above. Painting the picture of a "poor Robert Pattinson".

Well well well...Los Angeles Times swooped in and crashed this spin cycle:

New rumors swirling around the long-awaited Jeff Buckley biopic have falsely pitted actor Penn Badgley as the lead in the film about the late singer-songwriter. According to the film's co-producer, Orian Williams, the gossip surrounding the "Gossip Girl" star is compounded on further inaccuracies that "Twilight" heartthrob Robert Pattinson had been considered a shoe-in for the role of the enigmatic singer-songwriter.

"Penn is not involved in the film at all," Williams said in a phone interview. "It's crazy how these stories get out." When asked about Pattinson's involvement with the film, Williams said that although he's a fan of the British actor, he'd only had preliminary meetings with Pattinson, who was interested in auditioning for the film project, now almost six years in the making. Williams, along with producer Michelle Sy, casting director Billy Hopkins and executive producer Mary Guibert, Buckley's mother, are still seeking out actors for the casting process, which will likely begin in October, Williams said.

Most likely, the film will star an unknown actor who can portray Buckley without the weight of any preconceived Hollywood expectations, added Williams, who helped cast Sam Riley in the lead role of Ian Curtis in the 2007 biopic "Control" about the Joy Division front man. Williams said he's hoping to follow the same standards of finding someone with a low profile who can deliver Buckley's intense personality and haunting falsetto. "[The producers] are all very unified in our search to find the perfect person to play Jeff," Williams said.

Currently, the film is set to shoot in New York and Tennessee, where the story largely takes place. Though he rebuts rumors regarding the part of Buckley, Williams said that all kinds of actors and musicians have expressed interest in auditioning.

"When you have a story about an individual like Jeff you get a lot of interest because his life was so impactful and so short," Williams said.

Buckley was 30 when he drowned in May 1997 after deciding to go swimming in Wolf River Harbor, a slack water channel of the Mississippi River. News of a film about his life circulated as early as 2006, two years before Williams came to the project. Williams said that though the film has had a long gestation period, many measures have been taken to make sure that the foundation and intentions are authentic.

"We’re being very careful about it as we move forward," Williams said. “It takes a while to perfect this type of film. You’ve got to do it for the right reasons.”

So there we have it. We do not know if Rob feels this is the role of a lifetime so I resent the media painting it as Rob chasing this role down and losing. Please. He has briefly mentioned it before, most recently in this interivew with USA Today during WFE promo.



There we go. Rob's words. No assumptions about his feelings needed. I know I wanted Rob in a role like this because I want his music. HIS music. But all in due time. We'll support whatever Rob's next project is and bitchface anyone that claims he's losing anything. More like, a film loses if they don't get Robert Pattinson.

Source: LA Times | HL (not linking back and giving them one more hit to their garbage)
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Alex Meraz talks Robert Pattinson Rumors

Alex Meraz talks about Robert Pattinson and the rumors that surrounds him. Starts at around 01:55

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Larry Carroll talks Robert Pattinson Rumors

Robert Pattinson's Kurt Cobain Casting And Other Classic, Untrue RPattz Rumors
From a 'Pirates' role to his reported pregnancy (!), the 'Twilight' star has been at the center of a few tall tales.

Why so serious Rob? Fed up of the rumors?



When somebody is impossibly good-looking, simply placing a picture of them on your magazine/ Web site/ tabloid can get a huge audience to pay attention. If the person is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, an outrageous story about them can capture countless eyeballs. And if they happen to be both, well, all the better.

Over the past 22 months or so, Robert Pattinson has rocketed from obscurity to omnipresence. He's also dealt with a ton of ridiculous rumors. Now, hot on the heels of reports that RPattz was going to play Kurt Cobain in a feature film, we look back on the 10 dumbest (and utterly untrue) Robert Pattinson rumors:

Rob's Nirvana?: The Sun is a British tabloid that seems to specialize in stories about how Megan Fox is going to play Catwoman. Their latest "scoop," however, was a real doozy — Rob was in regular contact with Courtney Love and had landed the role of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain in a biopic. The rumor got a bit of traction, particularly because of RPattz's well-documented love of music, but ultimately the Sun story was dismissed by Love's reps, leaving the tabloid to offer all apologies.

Rob Is Preggers: It would be one thing to suggest that whomever RPattz is supposed to be dating this week is pregnant. But an Australian tabloid once reported that a little Rob was on the way and — get this — he was the one who was going to give birth to it! Perhaps the editors have been watching too many bad early '90s Arnold Schwarzenegger comedies lately, but the report was so ridiculous that even Rob himself singled it out as the craziest rumor he had ever heard about himself. We're no doctors, but six months have passed since the "news" broke, and since Rob's not showing yet, we're thinking it's safe to call this one bogus.

Rob Is a Pirate: Yo ho ho and a bottle of bull. That's what rumors of RPattz playing Jack Sparrow's brother in "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" turned out to be, after reports had him battling Zac Efron and Russell Brand (!?) for the role. Somebody needs to make whoever started that rumor walk the plank.

OME! Rob Is Engaged!: Have you sent RPattz an engagement gift yet? Because he got engaged last August. And then again in September, March and apparently Tuesday (April 13) as well. If you haven't sent a gift yet, don't worry: We're sure he'll get engaged two or three more times this week.

Rob Is Dating Everyone: Twilighters would love nothing more than if Rob were actually involved with Kristen Stewart. "Lost" fans would dig it if he ended up with Emilie de Ravin. Somebody out there must want him to date Megan Fox, Nikki Reed, Camilla Belle and Erika Dutra, whoever that is. There was even a rumor out there that he was dating Katy Perry — which would be a good way at getting Russell Brand back for stealing away his "Pirates 4" role. Through it all, Rob has denied dating any of them — so let's give the dude some space, OK, guys?

Rob Is Deaf: After RPattz made some tongue-in-cheek comments about how loud it was whenever he went out in public, some outlets decided to twist his words into an admission that he was actually deaf. Isn't it tragic that his fans have screamed at him so much that he'll have to film the "Breaking Dawn" movies using sign language? MTV News can confirm that we've interviewed him numerous times, and either his hearing is fine or he's the most amazing lip-reader in the world.

Rob Is Gay: Apparently, when Rob isn't dating every actress in Hollywood, he's busy dating every actor as well. Some outlets recently twisted an interview with one of Rob's friends to make it sound like something far more than friendship. Not that there would be anything wrong with it, but such a rumor seems as bogus as it is sad that someone would write it.

Rob Is Bond: At the "Remember Me" premiere in London, RPattz was asked if he'd like to play James Bond. What British actor wouldn't? Of course, when he said he would, certain sites reported it as fact. Such silliness can only leave his fans shaken and more than a bit stirred.

Rob Is an American Idol: A few months ago, the Web went wild with reports that Simon Cowell had approached Rob with a record deal. As much as some Twilighters would like it to happen, the reports turned out to be bogus (shocking!), so don't be looking for Rob on Cowell's hit show anytime soon.

Rob Stinks: Another RPattz rumor as suspicious as it was sad, last March an "unidentified source" was reported as saying that Rob's co-stars on "New Moon" thought he smelled bad. We've interviewed Rob numerous times and sniffed nothing more than charm and charisma — so, like many other RPattz rumors, it's the report itself that stunk.

Source - MTV

Robert Pattinson on "He is pregnant!" Rumors :)

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From MTV.com :

BEVERLY HILLS, California — Rob and Kristen are engaged. They're going to name their first child a combination of their mothers' names, just like in the "Twilight" books. A big wedding is on the way, quite likely with Bigfoot officiating.

As their fame has grown, so has the insanity level of the rumors about their personal lives. On Friday (November 6), "New Moon" star Robert Pattinson sat down with MTV News, and was eager to address one of the more notable bits of news he saw the last time he Googled himself.

"I like the story about me being pregnant," laughed the 23-year-old British heartthrob. "It was in some Australian magazine, on the front page!"

As they've filmed "New Moon" and "Eclipse," Rob and Kristen Stewart have spent the last 12 months going from "the kid in the Harry Potter movies" and "the girl from 'Panic Room' " to the type of people whose every move is meticulously discussed, whether real or not. Luckily, Pattinson has the sort of self-deprecating British wit that allows him to laugh it all off.

"I was like, 'Wow, that's just [insane],' " he said of the pregnancy rumors. "And it's not even ironic.

"I don't even think the article [tried to justify it]; it was just a headline," Spunk Ransom marveled. "The article was just like, nothing."

On Friday afternoon, one day after the first public screenings of the eagerly anticipated "Twilight" sequel, the stars of the series invaded a hotel in Beverly Hills, accompanied by a small army of security guards. And, right away, RPattz had some big news he wanted to break while addressing those rumors that he is pregnant.

"I am, yes," he laughed, joking that he is now with child. "Yeah, it's in my armpit because I'm hiding it from everyone."

Stay tuned for tons of interviews with Rob, Taylor, Kristen and the rest of the gang in the days ahead. But as for the fun-loving Rob, he told us that he was just happy to extinguish what might be the craziest "Twilight" rumor of all time.

"Yeah," he grinned. "I guess that is the craziest."