What A LOAD Of Crap Part 3,450: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Planning A Voodoo ‘Wedding’.

What A LOAD Of Crap Part 3,450: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Planning A Voodoo ‘Wedding’.

It's so long since we had a "What A Load of Crap" post so when I saw this popping up around the place yesterday I just HAD to post it. I mean really, it's just begging to be added to the "Load of Crap" pile.

(Kristen explains to Rob about what he has to do in the ceremony)

Ok, are you sitting comfortably, right, then we'll begin.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are reportedly planning a commitment ceremony performed by a voodoo priestess.

The couple - who have refused to confirm they are dating since meeting on the set of the 'Twilight Saga' - allegedly want to show their commitment to each other at the unusual ceremony in December. (Kate: Aah come on now you don't really think I'm gonna believe this? Everyone knows that no voodoo ceremonies are performed through the month of December! How stupid do ye think I am? Insert sarcasm font here )

A source said: "Kristen is quite dark (Kate: Last time I looked she was blonde :-P Give me that sarcasm font again) so she wants a ceremony performed by a New Orleans voodoo priestess.

"They've both had the crazy highs and lows you get when you're intensely in love and thousands of miles apart, plus they've been coping with the immense pressure of conducting a relationship in the public eye.

"But they've now agreed they are serious and want to make a love pledge to show it." (Kate: By having a voodoo ceremony? Riiiiiiiight)

Kristen, 21, and 24-year-old Robert are keen to keep the details of the service secret and will not wear wedding rings after the service, instead opting to get each other special love tokens and matching tattoos. (Kate: Tattoos ? Are you serious? Emmmm I'm pretty sure Rob doesn't like tattoos)

The source explained to LOOK magazine: "Instead, Kristen and Robert want to buy each other tokens of devotion. (Kate: Oooh is this the same source who said Rob was pregnant by any chance? Because that source is VERY reliable!)

"They want to keep speculation to a minimum, so won't get rings, but each is going to choose a present that reminds them of just how much they love each other.

"And they're going to both get matching tattoos on their hips. They want tiny anchors to symbolise that they ground each other and keep each other calm when things get stormy." (Kate: Giggle, ok that's the best bit. Oh God, I have a pain in my stomach from laughing.)

Source

Little tip for whoever is making up, sorry "writing" these stories. Keep it simple, forget about voodoo priestesses and tattoos because after all it's only the under 5's that believe fairy stories.

How Kristen Stewart Tortures Robert Pattinson - US Weekly "Load of Crap" Style

How Kristen Stewart Tortures Robert Pattinson - US Weekly "Load of Crap" Style

It's a long time since we did a LOAD of CRAP post so I thought today was the day.
Come on US Weekly if you're gonna write fiction with a headline like that throw in a bit of "real" torture (if you know what I mean) ;-)
I'll meet you all in the naughty corner!





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Thanks to mediocrechick at TwilightXchange for the scans

Robert Pattinson, His Shoes and a Lesson in BSing

I think this is from InTouch Weekly...

Here's a good lesson in bullshitting ladies and gentleman: If you want to make people believe in the BS you spew just slip it in a sentence as an established fact and make is sound like a side story to what you are actually talking about.

Let's look at the case at hand. Our "journalist" friend gives a perfect example. He/she is talking about shoes but very SUBTLY slips in "their engagement" in there! Very sneaky and smart huh? Yeah, I didn't think so either...



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source: Jezebel

Robert Pattinson DIDN'T Talk to The Sun About His Love Life

Do we love Gossip Cop or do we love Gossip Cop? The BS reader is still functional...It was an easy call :))



Gossip Cop has spent hours reaching out to everyone to verify the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shocker heard ’round the world.

Initially, we were told the interview was “a fake.”

We then contacted many, many more individuals, including the author of the explosive interview published in The Sun, “R-Patz admits: I AM with K-Stew.”

Unlike numerous other sites which took the interview at face value and never fact checked, including Hollyscoop (“Robert Pattinson Confirms He’s Dating Kristen Stewart) and HollywoodLife (“Finally, Kristen! Your boyfriend R-Patz ADMITS you are a couple!”), Gossip Cop verified with the reporter — more than once over the course of a few hours — what was and wasn’t said on Sunday.

The reporter told Gossip Cop Pattinson “didn’t say ‘we are a couple,’” adding that “he wasn’t going to spell it out in great detail.”

What the reporter did ask during the post-BAFTAs dinner, where Pattinson was several feet away from Stewart for this Q&A, was, “Is this a public appearance together?”

The reporter told Gossip Cop Pattinson replied, “We are together.”

When Gossip Cop pressed him on whether Pattinson’s response meant he and Stewart were a couple, the reporter said, “That’s my assumption from what he said.”

OK, so Pattinson never actually said they were “a couple.”

The Sun claims Pattinson “admitted” he and Stewart were a couple. But that is not the case.

This isn’t to say Pattinson and Stewart are or are not a couple.

But the claim that there was any kind of monumental admission or “fessing up” at the dinner on Sunday simply is not true.

As Gossip Cop has maintained from the beginning, it’s up to the actors to reveal when and what they want to reveal.

Gozde: See this is what the tabloids do. They ask you a question, you answer, they take that answer and write a story on that answer. So like if they asked him if he liked men's or women's tennis and he said "Men" we could read a title like "Robert Pattinson admits he is gay". Or if they asked him if he liked his sandwich with turkey or chicken and he said "Chicken" we could read that he said "Kristen has chicken legs". You know, it could happen :)

Robert Pattinson Bears His Soul to The Sun? Yeah Probably NOT

The Sun says Robert Pattinson admitted his "alleged" relationship to Kristen Stewart at the BAFTA bash. Yeah, I don't need Rob's reps to tell me this is complete B.S. Rob going to The Sun , a tabloid, and admitting anything is like Barack Obama bearing his soul to Rush Limbaugh...not gonna happen :)




From The Sun:

SORRY girls, but ROBERT PATTINSON has admitted for the first time that he and hisTwilight co-star KRISTEN STEWART are an item.

The mystery of their relationship status has been driving fans of the vampire saga loopy.

Brit actor Robert carried on with the secrecy at Sunday's Bafta bash - then admitted they were a couple at the post-do dinner.

The pair at first went to ludicrous lengths to avoid being seen together by devoted fans.

They arrived separately and did not sit together during the ceremony at the Royal Opera House in London's Covent Garden.

But as soon as they were out of the glare of the public, they were all over each other.

According to Robert the cloak-and-dagger stuff is just to avoid attention.

He said: "It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.

"We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy.

"We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."

Kristen, who picked up the Orange Rising Star award, arrived at the dinner with six security guards.

Not even PRINCE WILLIAM had that much protection.

Once inside the afterparty Robert and Kristen - whose next Twilight movie, Eclipse, is out in July - couldn't get enough of each other.

They were snapped leaving the do, which was held at the Grosvenor House Hotel, at around midnight.

Robert headed to the gongs from shooting movie Bel Ami with UMA THURMAN.

He said: "A load of us came straight here. It feels like a work night out.

"The film is going well. I play a French journalist in 19th Century Paris.

"The problem is I have to leave for work again at 6.30am."

I can't help feeling a bit sorry for Kristen - who was partying in London again last night, this time at the Elle Style Awards - and Robert.

They are obviously smitten but feel they have to hide it from the world.

Thanks to Brooke and Khrissa for the link :)

Sunday Mail UK Claims Robert Pattinson is Doing a Bunch of Things

Sunday Mail UK Claims Robert Pattinson is Doing a Bunch of Things including selling his pad in Canada (he has a pad in Canada? Fail Sunday Mail, you FAIL), splitting from Kristen Stewart and hanging out with a pretty red head (pictured below)



The same red head was later seen with Alexander Skarsgard AND Robert Pattinson, she sure gets around! (or has friends that are good at photoshop :))




Sunday Mail (UK) – 21st Feb 2010

Robert’s Twilight hours with mystery redhead

Twilight heart-throb Robert Pattinson has put his home in Canada on the market and plans to move back to London amid rumours that he has split from co-star Kristen Stewart.

The couple have always remained tight-lipped about their romance but LA-born Kristen, 19, set tongues wagging when she was photographed with Sean Penn in Hollywood earlier this month. Meantime, Robert, 23, has been partying in London with a mystery redhead.

“Rob plans to ditch his Canadian pad” says a mole. “in London, he feels he can be normal. He’s been going to dinner parties and pubs with his mates, just like old times. He doesn’t want a Hollywood girlfriend and he hasn’t spoken about Kristen for a while so we think that’s off”.

The couple are due to attend tonight’s Baftas ceremony. But a close friend of Robert confides “He’s been spending time with a very pretty redhead. They hang out in the Macbeth pub in Hoxton and at the Notting Hill Arts Club. Rob wears a black woolly hat and a beard as a disguise.(Gozde: They make him sound like a caricature, wearing a beard as a disguise? I think he should wear one of those glasses that comes with a big nose and mustache. Now THAT would be a good disguise!). He got very agitated once when a fan recognized him and asked for a picture!

Thanks to Carole for typing this out for us :)

Obligatory P.S: The pictures are obviously photoshopped :) The mystery read head in the picture is one of us. It wasn't published in the Sunday Mail.

Kristen Stewart Wants Robert Pattinson's Baby?

From Diario de São Paulo Newspaper (Brazil). I wonder how one says WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP in Portuguese.



Crescent Moon

Couple in fiction and in real life, the stars of Twilight, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, have plans have a child soon. The idea was hers, of course. Robert is 23 and Kristen is 19. Let's wait a little more?

Gozde: I especially like the "of course" at the end of "the idea was hers" 'cause you know it just makes sense that way. *eye roll*

source: Noticias Robert Pattinson

Will Robert Pattinson Attend Sundance Film Festival?

Your morning annoyance courtesy of Ted C.



Isn't it amusing that Ted C. knows about what Robert Pattinson is thinking? He is really something, that Ted.

I mean, Rob might surprise Kristen and you know, when you are thinking about surprising someone you tell people about it so they can tell a gossip columnist. A surprise is never a good surprise unless everybody knows about it.

And he says "there's a chance" so when Rob doesn't go to Sundance he can say well I told you there was a chance not that he would be surprising her for sure.

Mind blowing...

Chilean Cosmo Analyzes Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart's Body Language

Apparently Chilean Cosmo doesn't have new pictures to inspect. We present you a Robstenite's wet dream :))



1 .- The real and obvious

2.- Hot attraction is there?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they are just friends but our body language expert has detected signs that suggest there is something more between them.

3. They try to keep it occult

They are hiding the hands, a signal that could be hiding something else. Their positions reveal the bond between them. He protects her with his arm and she took refuge under his shoulder.

4. Hips don’t lie

Their bodies are touched often at the bottom when they pose together on the red carpet, which indicates that there is a sexual connection. Here Kristen, also pressed her chest against Robert, leaving little space between them.

5. Hot even when they are separated.

The chemistry between Robert and Kristen remains visible even when separated. In this photo, the body of each is inclined at an angle to the other, including the area of the feet.

6. Their bodies are synchronizes.

Robert leans his body towards Kristen and places his hand on her lower back, the typical position of the couple. She assumes a position of seduction, leading to him his left leg, suggesting a strong emotional appeal.
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Thanks to Pati.api for the scan and translation :))

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Robert Pattinson to Star in Twilight TV Spin-Off?

We've been getting a lot of emails about "Robert Pattinson starring in a Twilight Spin-off for TV". The rumors started with a $500 million deal and now it's 1.8 million per episode. Those are HUGE numbers, numbers that scream "I am full of crap!" :)

Since we are not Summit approved :) we couldn't confirm that this was all crap but Gossip Cop did and yes it is full of crap.

LMFAO: Stephanie Ritz Comes Between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Your LOAD OF CRAP for the day is presented by NW Australia:

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Oh God, I have tears in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh NW! The day I say "Can I be Stephanie Ritz for 1 day" you come up with this marvelous tale of how Stephanie is coming between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. God bless you and your creative writers!



Thanks to Irish Twilight Sisters for the scan and VictoriaRMiles for the tip :)

OK! Magazine Says: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Split Up

Are there any Friends fans here? Do you remember the episode (ep 2x23) where Joey starts working at Chandler's office but since he is an actor he "plays" the part of a man named Joseph? Joseph can decide he has a boat, a beautiful wife and 2 children. Then Chandler decides he's gonna have an affair with Joseph's wife and....there! He has it... cause it's all in their heads.

I think OK! Magazine is a living Friends episode without the witty humor or the pretty cast. Last week they were inside Rob and Kristen's home this week they are broken up! Next week they'll be back together for the sake of the baby Kristen is carrying and the week after that Rob will leave her for TomStu...

I said it before I'll say it again: OK Magazine should change their name to BS weekly...

From X17 Online:

In the ongoing saga of the on-and-off-screen couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, new reports claim that Kristen has called it quits on one of Hollywood's hottest leading men.

Sources tell OK that Kristen "looked outraged" after a fight, when Rob stormed out of a taxi and inside their hotel, leaving her screaming after him.

So what could be causing all this friction? The mag claims that Rob wants to settle down, while Kristen's not ready to tie the knot. They also say she's wildly jealous of the throngs of Rob's adoring female fans! "She is very annoyed by women cooing over Rob and is threatened by fans who send him love notes," claims one of their sources.

They also say Kristen wants to return to LA when they're done shooting Eclipse, while Rob wants them to live in London!

Gozde: Whatever OK! Whatever... Waste of paper....

By the way if you want to read a hilarious inside look at Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's "palatial pad" you should read Letters To Rob's one shot fanfiction entry :)) Moon's FF is the best one shot I've read in a long time. I had cramps from laughing by the time I finished.

Thanks to KStewDevotee for the tip ;)

NW-Australia Keeps Publishing CRAP about Robert Pattinson

Australian NW, the creator of TONS of crap published this:

*Classy tag*

Seriously? Paper is wasted on this crap...

You know that a puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time someone pays a dime to these "magazines". Next time you are at the check out counter please control yourselves and DO NOT BUY these lower than dirt magazines.I don't care if the cover promises "naked Rob" inside... You know they'll lie and you'll get naked Ted C. instead which will scar you forever...

Thanks to GossipCop.com for debunking rumors. Check them out for true gossip ;)

Gossip Cop didn’t think it was possible, but one tabloid has managed to stoop even lower when it comes to ”reporting” on Robert Pattinson.

Having already gone after his co-star Kristen Stewart, Famous found so-called “friends” of the “Twilight” star to say the actor is “drinking to excess and indulging in other dangerous behavior.” ”His people are very worried and starting to think he should go to rehab,” the rag quotes a “pal” as saying. The tabloid claims Pattinson parties constantly in a luxury suite with three bars, “which are restocked every day.”

Funny how that absurd OK! magazine piece from “inside” the same suite described a completely different scene and lifestyle.

Maybe because neither magazine is doing anything beyond reckless speculation?

“He loves the dive bar Loose Moose,” a supposed “source” says, “where fights break out in the middle of the day and the nights are wild.” And how does Pattinson emerge from such a cartoonishly described saloon?

“On several occasions his clothes have been stained with puke, and his shirt was once buttoned all weird.”

His shirt was weirdly buttoned? Send him to rehab!!

We love how Famous contends the actor “has been tearing it up in Vancouver and living his celebrity lifestyle to the extreme” when the news from every outlet for months has been that the camera-shy Pattinson works hard, sees a few concerts, stays in his hotel, and is generally low key.

What we don’t love is how every tab and gossip site seems to generate new ridiculous rumors about Pattinson and his “Twilight” colleagues each week.

Gossip Cop has been speaking to people close to “Eclipse” and its stars for three months. No one has ever even hinted at Robert Pattinson drinking too much, let alone staging “a series of out-of-control benders.” We think it’s pretty shameful, even by tabloid standards, to write such nonsense with such weak “evidence.”

source for the scans (UPDATE: The magazine was tagged by one of the members of Pattinson Life livejournal NOT by Pattinson Life the blog.)

Morning Funny: Inside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Love Nest

I really needed a good laugh this morning :)) Thanks OK!



Twilight: Go inside the love nest of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. As the paparazzi crushes around them, the only true place that these two can seek solace as they film Eclipse is at their palatial pad at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre. Discover how they spend their time together locked away from the world. Plus, meet the newest star of Eclipse, Julia Jones, and has Taylor Lautner found a new love match in singing sensation Taylor Swift?

Gozde: Yes, Rob and Kristen would definitely invite OK! for a sit down interview in their "love nest"...in bizarro world!

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Robert Pattinson IS a Wizard

According to Heat Magazine Robert Pattinson was spotted on the tube this week! The tube being London's subway... See he really IS a wizard! He apparated from Vancouver to London :)



all together now: WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP :)



Thanks to the Irish Twilight sisters for the scan :)

Portuguese TV Mais Scans

First of all I want to say a huge thank you to Ana for scanning and translating this.We really appreciate it.

Secondly this magazine really deserves the "What a load of Crap" tag. They obviously took all their information from OK Magazine (and the others) who just print as much crap as they can. I would love to know who researches all this.
You'll have a good laugh reading this.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be revealing their relationship

Wedding soon

The protagonists of “Twilight” saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, are preparing to take their relationship public. Sources say they’re getting married next year.

They met on Twilight set, 2008, and the empathy between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is growing. The protagonists of the teens’ worldwide cult saga are dating, carrying to real life the romance that their characters, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, live in the movies. They never revealed their romance publicly but they never deny the rumors. By the way, on the last MTV Movie Awards, the couple were on the stage to get their award for the Best Kiss and the fans asked for a kiss. They simulated it but it didn’t happen!Discrete romance, though discrete, the couple was too cozy during a Green Day concert [this is a mistake because actually it was a King’s of Leon concert].

Finally the new stars of cinema decided to reveal their love. It will be in the “Harpers Bazaar”, December issue, after the saga’s second movie release, which translates to the screen the Stephanie Meyer’s best-sellers. The relationship has been kept in secret by the producers’ because on “Twilight Saga: New Moon”, with release date on November 26th [in Portugal], Bella will be involved with a… werewolf, Jacob Black, character interpreted by Taylor Lautner.

The producers are afraid that a relationship [between Rob and Kristen], revealed before the release of the second movie, would discredit the on-screen relation between Kristen and Taylor.

But it’s not only their bosses that go against the romance. The British actors fans don’t like that their idol has suddenly abandoned the singles’ world. There already are online movements against the romance.Tough, against all the odds, the couple is sharing an apartment since a few months ago and they treat each other as husband and wife. In the fourth movie, Bella and Edward will get married… Are the actors who play those roles thinking the same thing?

Sources believe it’s true and support them. With Rob (23) and Kristen (only 19), lots of people think it will be a short relationship and maybe it will end with the end of the saga. We will see!

[Pink box]: Who are they?

At only 23 years old Robert Pattinson has everything to get a successful career. This Britain has an attractive look, a great talent and lots of work offers not only in the cinema world. Pattinson is an excellent musician who plays piano and guitar. We can hear one of his songs on Twilight. He started working as an actor at 15 and his first outstanding role in cinema was on “Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire.

He was chosen over more than three thousand candidates to play the protagonist Edward Cullen.

Kristen Stewart is 19 years old and was born in Los Angeles. Show business was always a part of her life. Her father is a producer and her mother is a script supervisor. The second movie in her curriculum was “Panic Room”, 2002, where she played the protagonist’s asthmatic daughter, played by one of the greatest Hollywood stars, Jodie Foster.

Source: TVMais(Portugal)
Thanks again to Ana for the scans and translation.

OK! : Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are Getting Married ?

See children OK! Magazine gives you a page out of the art of lying: "Once you lie about something you should stick with it and never back out" :)

On the cover it gives you the illusion that they are talking about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married:



Then in the text they are twisting it to "Oh, it's just for Breaking Dawn"!

The problem is Breaking Dawn didn't even start shooting so how OK! knows the "intricate details" is mind blowing. They must have made one of their interns read the book...

Twilight Wedding: OK! gives you the intricate details of the upcoming big-screen ceremony, based on imagery in Stephenie Meyer’s cult vampire series. And just like in old Hollywood, a real-life wedding might not be far off — so far, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship has mirrored Edward and Bella’s.

Our usual PSA: A cute puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time someone buys these magazines. Trees are killed so they can have paper to publish this crap on. I'm just sayin'... No pressure....

What a Load of Crap International Edition

'OK' magazine, from Australia, 10 of august 2009, issue 166

Some of it reads like fanfiction, some of it sounds like the combination of a couple of interviews.

Good pictures though :)

Thanks to Orion for sending us the scans :))



And thanks to Brian at RobertPattinson-Online.com we have the scans and translation for Hungarian Bravo and IM magazines :)


Hollywood gossip: Channing Tatum will play Riley in Eclipse! They say Melissa Rosenberg, the screenwiter wants him to play this role so it's almost sure that he'll play Riley.
(Gozde: I don't even have a snarky remark to make here, it's so over the top ridiculous :)))



Who's the hottest guy?
1st: 58% - Robert Pattinson
2nd: 28% - Zac Efron
3rd: 13% - Pete Wentz
(Gozde: So Pete Wentz is hot in Hungary. You learn something everyday :))


Taylor Lautner - Robert Pattinson (ENEMIES)
When they filmed the first scenes in Twilight, they quarrelled a lot and they didn't get along well with each other. (Gozde: They didn't get along? As I said, you learn something new everyday...NOT :))

Camilla Belle - Robert Pattinson (Friends vs Love)
They say they're just friends and we believe in them - but it's obvious: Rob wants more than friendship.(Gozde: I mean look at her eyebrows! Who wouldn't want her? :))

Rumor Control: Kristen Stewart Doesn't Deny Dating Robert Pattinson

In light of the amount of emails I've been getting and this "news" popping up everywhere I feel I should do a rumor control post and here is how I feel about it :

Yesterday Showbizspy (who usually posts unreliable crap) posted an article:

Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Romance
Kristen Stewart has shot down rumors she’s dating her Twilight and New Moon costar Robert Pattinson – insisting they’re just good pals.
....
Asked by Britain’s Top of The Pops magazine if the dating rumors are true, Kristen said, “No. Rob and I are good friends.

“We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. I’ve acquired a good buddy and that’s a big deal, but I haven’t left my boyfriend for Robert Pattinson!”

And of course the trashy media jumped on this story and spread it like wild fire.

In the March issue of Nylon Magazine Kristen said this about dating Rob: “It’s just totally false… Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him. And it’s like, I know this guy really fucking well [laughs]. It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most fucking psychotic situations.” Then she goes on to describe Michael Angarano and her relationship with him.

Top of the Pops magazine (not to be confused with the old TV show) is a teen gossip magazine and is not available online. So I can not confirm if THEY are the ones that took an old Kristen Stewart quote and wrote an entire story on it or if it was ShowBiz Spy.

All the articles with the title "Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Romance" are based on an unethical magazine publishing lies and are NOT true.

Like Kristen would go to a no name magazine like Top of the Pops to spill the news that all the big media outlets have been trying to get since Angarano disappeared 3 months ago and Ted C. lost his shit trying to create Robsten. (Angarano hasn't been seen with Kristen since April 27th, he is okay, he did not really disappear :))

So Robsten - No Robsten? Do we care? Nope. Just trying to set the record straight and stop wrong info spreading. You know my motto: "If he is not shagging me I don't care who he shags". Adopt the motto, you'll be happier :))

Hungarian Bravo Scan and Translation - LOL and Load of Crap :)

Thanks to Brian at RobertPattinson-Online for sending us the scans and translation ;)



Title: CELEBRITY-VILLAGE - Joe Jonas and Robert Pattinson go to have fun. They feel they're full of energy and decide to go to a festival. But are Rob and Joe really party-faces?

1st pic:
Joe Jonas: Now we're going to try everything we couldn't before.
Rob: Yeah, let's have fun!

2nd pic:
Rob: You go first. You wanted to try it!
Joe Jonas: No, no, no, elders first!

3rd pic:
The boy with the long, brown hair: Oops, we've lost the second guy today.
Rob: I'M STILL ALIVE!!!
Joe Jonas: Uhm, I think I skip it.

4th pic:
Joe Jonas: I don't feel like doing it... I think.

5th pic:
Girls: Hi guys, are you having fun here, too? By the way, don't you have 20$ for us?
Rob: If I give you 100$ are you going to get lost?

6th pic:
Rob: Are you thinking about what I'm thinking about?
Joe: Yeah, I guess.

7th pic (one hour later...):
Joe: Now we tried everything what we couldn't!
Rob: Yeah, let's have fun!



Title: Is Kristen pregnant?
Text: The newest gossip is: Kristen's pregnant! On the cover of an American magazine there was the terrible news and the insiders know that the father is Robert Pattinson. The biggest mistake or the most shocking scandal of the year?

(Gozde: Let's hear it: WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP)