Robert Pattinson was missing from Cannes this year and the people have noticed...

Robert Pattinson was missing from Cannes this year and the people have noticed...

David Cronenberg: Do you hear that? The crowd adores you, your majesty.



Especially the social media crowd.

Screen Daily reported on the social media winners at Cannes this year. But they made one critical observation we all know to be true....

While films garnered some attention online, "that figure was down 29% compared to Cannes 2014, when stars such as Robert Pattinson – a big draw for fans on social media – attended the festival."

Of course the figure was down. CANNES WAS WITHOUT ITS KING!



Cannes can not flourish as a land without its king!!!!



Hopefully the situation is remedied. I'm sure the royal court is aware.

Thierry Fremaux: Um, King Robeeeaarrr. May we suggest that you have a Cannes-eligible film ready for next year? Merci beaucoup.



ALL HAIL THE KING!!! HAIL KING ROBERT!

Dior Magazine editorial about Robert Pattinson: "Nothing and no one can resist him. He's not for the taking - you are."

Dior Magazine editorial about Robert Pattinson: "Nothing and no one can resist him. He's not for the taking - you are."

This editorial is from Dior Magazine no. 3 with Jennifer Lawrence on the cover. We've seen the pictures before but the write up is very RAWR as you can see from the title of this post. I swear Dior is ROBsessed. So proud and in love with his awesomeness. I read their "All Hail The King" words and I'm like





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Source: DiorMag | Scans: FeistyAngel - Thanks Tarah!

Long Live ROBsession!

Do you have trouble sleeping because you just saw a picture of Robert Pattinson and can't "cool" down?

Do you see an old picture of Robert Pattinson and automatically know where/when it's from?

Do you hide your "infatuation" with Robert Pattinson from your friends/family and coworkers?

Do you find playing "Where's Rob?" fun?

Do you have friends with Robert Pattinson pictures as their avatars on Twitter, facebook etc. and you think that's TOTALLY normal?

Do you check ROBsessed first thing in the morning, last thing at night....and 20 times in between?

Do you know what RobStu, Robsten, Taybert, Robvador, Robward stand for?

Do you read "Robert Pattinson ... promo" as "Robert Pattinson ... Porno"?

Then you suffer from ROBsession and apparently there's a cure now! I got this in my inbox about 2 weeks ago:



I tweeted it, not sure who came up with the song but we decided it should be our theme song and asked the always BRILLIANT PetitBiel to make a video for us :) We exchanged some ideas and we are honored she accepted to make it for us!

So without further ado here's our official stand on the cure for ROBsession:



We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rehab....Just Deal Us Some RobCrack :)

Thank you Biel :))