Showing posts with label Robert Pattinson nude would surely cause blindness from sheer delight of the sight before you. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Pattinson nude would surely cause blindness from sheer delight of the sight before you. Show all posts

VOTE: Robert Pattinson for graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars!

VOTE: Robert Pattinson for graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars!

Just kidding. There's no vote.

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I know, I know. It's too bad we don't have a say in which actor displays the sexual content and graphic nudity in Maps To The Stars.

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What, Robert. Don't look like that. In 2012 you had multiple sex scenes between all 3 of your films. Multiple. We even gave them a ROBsessed Award category that year that resulted in a two part, exclusive interview with your sex scene costar that allowed us to talk more about your sex scene. Standards were set. Bars were raised. Loins were....ungirded.

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Do you know how many you had in 2013 that was for public consumption?

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That's right. You know. You're well aware. It's made us wild! Crazy, leathered-up cat women desperate and prowling!

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Ropes of Silicon revealed the MPAA's first bulletin of 2014 and Maps To The Stars was included. The film, not surprisingly, received an R rating for: strong disturbing violence and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug material.
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This is a Cronenberg film so anything less is laughable. Is it too much to hope Rob is the reason for all of the above? Mainly issues 2-4? Could the shadows disappear???

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I'm Team ShadowsNoMore!

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Only God can judge me, you know that right, Rob? Only God. I know you rapped that song in Barnes long ago. I just know it. So show some understanding to the hotness spread all over this site for over 5 years, you unknowingly creating dark recesses because of said hotness and you decisively being the most gorgeous (and talented...let me try and class up this post...too late? Yeah...) actor we know.

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Still the Judgey Judy! That's ok. This is an ensemble piece so my little one-track, dirty, mind could be howling barking up the wrong tree...........BUT we can always hope David got back around to this missed opportunity.

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(recedes into the dark dark dark recesses)

Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn, Cosmopolis and a lot of sex during Berlin Press Junket

Robert Pattinson talks about Breaking Dawn, Cosmopolis and a lot of sex during Berlin Press Junket

This is a good interivew...maybe it's the sex talk swaying me. And the giggly, flustered, and cocky Rob all in one as well.

Video highlights:

  • Talks about how he prepared to give a Cesarian by teeth
  • Get's a little cocky (NICE!) regarding his headboard breaking scene...pressures on you! *points to all other males in the world*
  • His comfort level with filming sex scenes. I need to be on crew...
  • 3 SEX SCENES IN COSMOPOLIS! I REPEAT! THREEEEEEE SEX SCEEEEEEEENESSSS IN CAAAAAAHHHHSMAAAAAAAHHHHHPOLIS!!!!!!!! sorry about that... *creeps back to dark recesses*



2012...the year of Rated R Rob. Praise the Lord.

Original Video Via: Spunk Ransom

Another Video of Robert Pattinson and Breaking Dawn Cast on The Ellen Show

Another Video of Robert Pattinson and Breaking Dawn Cast on The Ellen Show

LOVE! Baby-making scene talk LOL Rob can talk about butt crack alllllll daaaaaaaaay loooooong.



Rob in Cosmo...ummm there are no words but WTF?



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