ROBsessed Awards Results: Robert Pattinson's Best Quote of 2014

ROBsessed Awards Results: Robert Pattinson's Best Quote of 2014

WINNER: "Shit happens, you know?"



The clear winner with 27.39% of the vote for Best Quote was Rob in Esquire UK:

Like all things Twilight, the whole K-Stew / R-Patz saga was horribly overcooked. It’s not unusual for co-stars to date – they were both living and working in a strange bubble for many years, both of them under intense and obsessive scrutiny. And then it ended in betrayal. 

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. “It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?” 

Well, a lot of people, that’s what’s weird.

They should make a bumper sticker for that quote! Oh wait.... ;)

What did your mods vote for?

Kate: "Have you ever had someone spit on you like in a kind of erotic way?"  

Kat: "This is my natural musk." 

Tink: "Have you ever had someone spit on you like in a kind of erotic way?"

So we might not have chosen the winner but we were in line with 2nd and 3rd place for sure! Check out the rest of the results.



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ROBsessed Awards: Robert Pattinson's Best Quote of 2014

ROBsessed Awards: Robert Pattinson's Best Quote of 2014

Rob is CLASSIC for some great, wild quotes. Here are some of the best from 2014. It's going to be tough to pick a fave! We let the quote stand on its own but if you want some context, you can watch the videos or click through the linked quotes to see more.

"I have extraordinarily heavy saliva."


"This is my natural musk."


"Have you ever had someone spit on you like in a kind of erotic way?"


MORE great quotes and VOTE under the cut!

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365 Days of Robert Pattinson: Dec. 11 ~ Shocking or funny Rob quote

365 Days of Robert Pattinson: Dec. 11 ~ Shocking or funny Rob quote

I love it when we have a funny, cheeky Rob.


Kate:
"I’m going with the first one that came into my head {giggles} I also love his David impersonation in this interview ;}"



Tink:
"any time Rob wants to reference his penis in any way in any context is fine by me. my jaw dropped and i collapsed in a fit of schoolgirl giggles when he said this. this classic Rob quote wins by miles in the shock department. "

Kat:
So it’s not a quote… but a story. And it’s hilarious. And so Rob. "Yeah, when I was I think, 17, I was doing an exam in school. I think it was geography, and I hadn’t studied at all for it. And I didn’t know the answer to the first question and I just sort of shut my eyes. I was considering whether I should just leave the room or not and I shut my eyes and there’s this like fully realized, three dimensional like hologram of Buddha in my head and I sort of looked at it and it was so real you could almost touch it. And it threw these little spinning jack things into my eyes and I opened my eyes and I knew every single answer to this exam paper. Every time I shut my eyes afterwards though, this Buddha was still there for like three months. And I could ask it questions about things and it would always give me the answer. The same deal with the jacks, the tacks, whatever they’re called. After about three months I told someone about it and then I realized I could ask it to do things, and affect fate, and it would actually change what happened in the world and it started to really freak me out. And then I asked it to do a number of things which have significantly altered my life in a lot of ways. And then I met this girl, who I got really obsessed with and the Buddha left and she stayed in my head and for about five years I resented her every single day for it and then I asked her about it last year and she didn’t know what I was talking about. I’m Robert Pattinson, and that is my best story, ever."

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365 Days of Robert Pattinson: April 14 ~ Pic Of Rob From MTV Movie Awards 2011

365 Days of Robert Pattinson: April 14 ~ Pic Of Rob From MTV Movie Awards 2011

Part 3 of our little series, did you guess right yesterday ? ;-p




The MTV Movie Awards 2011 turned into the Rob Show. He stole the show and shocked us all time and time again with his antics.



Here are our fave pics from the night. Be sure to share yours in the comments below.
Tink cheated again I think she should be punished now for breaking the rules. I'll leave it up to Rob to dish out the punishment! I'm sure he'll come up with something good.



Tink

"He came. he saw. he conquered. this was the MTV Rob Awards more than the previous two years. he was on stage every other award it seemed. he was making crazy jokes, he was cussing for Reese, he was kissing Taylor, he was off the charts! im glad we had such a show from him for what would become our last MMARob during the Twilight era. my fave pic is totally the one on the right. bright, cheeky grin skipping off after his shocking, unexpected kiss like he owns the place. he DID own it. :)"



Kate

"Oh God Rob was on top form this night and it was such a joy to watch. Everytime we got over one shock he threw another at us! {giggles} Who could forget the “I didn’t cut you out, but I did f**k you”, “I bit your head off, now you’re pregnant!” AND the Ultimate kissing Taylor! So I’m choosing this pic. He’s looking SO pleased with himself (and he has every right to be). What a great night it was!"



Kat

" I can’t look at this and not laugh… only Rob!"



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ROBsessed Awards - Robert Pattinson's Best Quote

ROBsessed Awards - Robert Pattinson's Best Quote

This is SUCH a tough catagory! (aren't they all, I hear you say?)
So many great quotes from Rob over the past year it was really difficult to narrow it down but we picked out these classics for you to chose from.............

"A fan pee'd on me once"
This gem was from an interview at the "Breaking Dawn Part 2" London Premiere.
 Enjoy the giggle explosion from Rob straight after........



"Send me naked pictures"
MSN hosted a Live Webchat and it resulted in this little beauty.
Uncensored Rob at his best BUT MSN deleted it aftewards.
But guess what? They weren't quick enough because we managed to grab this screencap.



"Just a good ass and intelligence"
Telemundo played a game of "This & That" with Rob and ended up getting this great quote from him!



"I want to experience one day as a woman"
Another quote from the MSN livechat. So funny!

 

"Fisting"
Rob's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel in August for "Cosmopolis" promotion got him talking about 4 fingered prostate exams and fisting.



"If you feel like the world has been taken away from you, figure out how to take it back"
MotivationalRob at his best in this interview with ZDF (Germany) in Cannes for Cosmopolis Promo



So they are your Best Quote Nominees
Cast your votes below

You only get 1 vote and polls close at midnight (ET) on Dec. 31st



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Robert Pattinson talks cooking an egg, his mother the hoarder, licking his own armpits and more

Robert Pattinson talks cooking an egg, his mother the hoarder, licking his own armpits and more

I loved this audio interview with Rob from Australian promo. It feels like you're on the phone with him. He's his natural witty, humble and charming self with a good mix of giggles and jokes. You'll love it. I excerpted Rob's portion from the podcast to make it easier to listen.



Highlights:

• Wants to kill the creator of "R-Pattz"
• Filming, assuming The Rover, in Adelaide
• Reflecting on the end of Twilight and overall experience
• He's turned into a weirdo recluse but jokes he's lucky he wasn't that normal to begin with
• Jokes about being named sexiest man alive in polls and one day being number 1 and dropping to 2 or 3
• His mother has stacks of newspaper articles since he's been acting and knows his schedule before he does
• About 90% of the things written about him are untrue
• He sometimes likes licking armpits, including his own
• He learned how to cook an egg
• Since he doesn't like the gym, he just doesn't eat
• Said he wasn't clever enough for Mackenzie and swore too much around her

Source

Robert Pattinson hosts a webchat with MSN (UK) and wants you to get naked for him

Robert Pattinson hosts a webchat with MSN (UK) and wants you to get naked for him

UPDATE: MSN deleted Rob's comment about getting naked on their live chat LOL UncensoredRob was too much for them.



Good thing he lives on in our post and screen caps below ;)



GlamourRob was such a success and now we have MSNRob! The man is a NATURAL at this. I was cracking up at him. Sure sure, I have a crazy bias but whatever. I adore the man and you guys do too so you'll love the MSN LIVE chat. He was a RIOT and also, possibly created a storm of X-rated pictures being sent on Twitter as I type....

Rob's answers and comments are in bold and red:

• What will u miss most about the twilight saga now it is over? #msnrob I will miss doing live tweeting things. 
• If you could turn invisible on The Breaking Dawn Premiere Red Carpet what havoc would you cause :)? I'd go around pulling down people's pants.
• What's the one thing about vampires you would like to have? speed? sight? flawless features?(which you already have!) and why? by the way you are absolutely amazing, i love you and thankyou! ?? Hmm... I don't know! I'd quite like to have a harder bottom.
• Did you think you would be hear today after doing the first Eva twilight? Did you think it would of been as popular and what made you go for the part? No I didn't think it would be as popular. But probably Catherine Hardwicke made me want to do it?
• Do you feel you are similar to Edward in real life? Kind of?
• Before the fame did you have a bucket list of sorts? That is an idea of a few of the things you really hoped to do or experience in your life above all others? Can you share some? Any you are still waiting anxiously to accomplish? I don't think I had a specific list... but, yes. I want to experience one day as a woman.
• OMG You should SO be in the 50 Shades Of Grey movie! Would you consider doing it!?!? BIG love. I am playing that part. I also wrote the book.
• If you had to join a boyband, would you rather join One Direction or Westlife? Westlife definitely. They're one of my favourite bands.
• How does it feel to be a part of the ‘British invasion’, being one of a few globally adored British stars like Adele, One Direction, Emma Watson…? I love how they don't include Daniel Radcliffe in that! It's nice, yeah. I like being English.
• what are you doing now as twilight is coming to an end? I am doing a few more movies next year.
• Can you please start sending me naked pictures? It's never happened...
• Do it right now. Tweet in #msnrob
• I like the one that looks like a bull! 
• I hope you enjoyed this and please don't send any pictures if you're underage!!
• PS I won't see them anyway.

Yes. You read that right. Rob just said f*ck the fan questions, let's get y'all naked. He wins at life.

Rob's final message


And I had to screencap this one too because I think I did double, triple, quadruple takes....


#MSNRob was of course a world wide trend like #GlamourRob


Could we love him more? Looks like it. :) If anyone out there with some semblance of control over his media expeditions is reading this, the live tweeting and live chatting was WIN. Please do it again when PromoRob returns for new films.

Source: MSN

Robert Pattinson talks about censorship in the film industry and the "very dark, funny" 'Map to the Stars'

Robert Pattinson talks about censorship in the film industry and the "very dark, funny" 'Map to the Stars'

A couple of blurbs from Rob that have come out from Cosmopolis promo.



From Film News (UK):

Robert Pattinson is shocked by how censored show business remains. The actor stars in director David Cronenberg’s upcoming move Cosmopolis. In this film Robert’s character is involved in a threesome and shoots himself in the hand with a gun. Robert believes that the movie ratings system is inherently flawed in the age of the internet.

“You’re immediately at the highest rating with things to do with sex. But you can have violence. It’s like, ‘What?!’ It’s completely crazy,” he told British newspaper The Sun. “I don’t think there’s anything in Cosmopolis that’s particularly... there’s nothing bad. I don’t think there’s anything that would have shocked me when I was 13. Especially when every single kid nowadays probably watches hardcore pornography on the internet. It’s no worse – in fact, it’s a lot better.”

Robert isn’t nervous about how audiences will receive the potentially incendiary scenes in Cosmopolis.

“I’m not worried about the violence or the sex or anything like that,” he said. “Transformers is more violent than Cosmopolis.”

From Entertainment Weekly:

It appears that Pattinson and Cronenberg are hoping to pair up once more following their upcoming Cosmopolis. Pattinson confirmed to EW that he’s attached to the director’s long-gestating Maps to the Stars — although he’s not sure when they would begin production. “I don’t know if I’m doing it next,” he says. Cronenberg has stated that he hopes to cast frequent collaborator Viggo Mortensen as well.

The film would be based on a script by novelist and screenwriter Bruce Wagner, who has also written an adaptation of Jonathan Lethem’s novel, As She Climbed Across the Table, for Cronenberg. “It’s about child stars,” says Pattinson of Wagner’s script. “It’s very funny. It’s very, very dark.”

Cosmopolis, which is based on a 2003 Don DeLillo novel, debuted two weeks ago at the Cannes Film Festival.

Via: RobPattzNews

Robert Pattinson Says The Funniest Things

We all know that Robert Pattinson can come out with the funniest things sometimes and seeing them all in one video has the tears pouring down my face laughing.
There is nothing better than uncensored Rob.
Just try and watch this video without laughing. It's not possible.



Thanks to Rose for the tip.

At No 1 On MTV's Countdown Of Robert Pattinson's Best MTV Moments - Rob Cries BS

Oh I remember this Robert Pattinson Moment so well and it was Hilarious.
Let's relive it shall we?

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From MTV

Our weeklong celebration of all things Robert Pattinson has almost reached its glorious, OME-laden conclusion with the debut of "MTV First: Robert Pattinson," our 30-minute conversation with the "Twilight" star. But before the show goes live at 8:56 p.m. ET, we've got one more favorite RPattz moment to present — our favorite one of all.

Previously, we've celebrated our first interview with him and Kristen Stewart, the duo's onstage smooch at the MTV Movie Awards, Rob's first appearance at the Oscars and his love for "Twilight"-branded personal lubrication.

So what happened to nab our #1 favorite RPattz moment? Oh, just the time he uncorked a few filthy words during a live MTV News interview.

It all went down last June at the "Eclipse" premiere during our red-carpet live stream. The crowd outside the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles was squealing like mad, and we wanted to know if one rumor could possibly be true: Was Pattinson really looking forward to the moment the "Twilight" franchise would be behind him?

"That was such bullsh--. I am so pissed off!" he said.

But Rob, man, we're live!

"Oh sh--!" he cried.

That's not making it better. Oh well, those are the perils and pleasures of reporting live. And as it turned out, after Pattinson declared that he'd been misquoted about being ready to leave "Twilight" behind, he went on to give us a very thoughtful answer about the prospect of life after the vampire franchise.

"Anyone who says they're tired of this is completely crazy. If I ever said that, someone should just remind me of what I was doing before: just sitting around doing nothing," he said, adding, "I love doing the movies. I like all the people. I've had a great time on all of them. The cast is great. It's just weird. It's become so much a part of my life. It's like divorcing someone. I guess I'll see. Maybe it'll be great. I have no idea."

Don't miss "MTV First: Robert Pattinson" tonight at 8:56 p.m. ET on MTV and MTV.com. Tune in (right here on the blog) to see RPattz introduce a new "Water for Elephants" clip.
Tweet questions using the hashtag #askrob to get in the conversation!

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And part one in case you missed it.