Sinful Sunday starring Robert Pattinson

Sinful Sunday starring Robert Pattinson

By next Sunday, Bel Ami will have opened in the UK. I hope everyone over there have their BA survival packs ready. They've collected dust through the years. You need to make sure your seat belts work and the shamwows are still able to absorb.

The US is still in the dark but lucky Australia has a release date of May 24th. Regardless of when your country is honored with DuRob's a-....presence, we can still promote the film and enjoy the sexy.

 I feel like this should be the gif that welcomes people to the dark recesses.



She practically devours him...



Virginie never stood a chance.





When Rob's roles put him in beds...the gifs just never get old.



Congratulations UK peeps...he's coming your way! *snicker*
Let us know in the comments what online ticketing you are using to buy movie tickets. We'll post it later in the week for people that still want to support Rob's box office even if they can't see the film.

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It's Sinful Sunday with Robert Pattinson! Rub Some Heads!

It's Sinful Sunday with Robert Pattinson! Rub Some Heads!

Rob decided to turn up to Berlinale looking like this...




Which meant there was going to be more sinning than usual.
Why?
Because Rob would be rubbing his head. Often. *cough*





Mesmerizing, non?
He still brought out the other classic Rob moves like...drinking water and gesturing.
Nobody does it better, baby.



How big, Rob?
I digress...
I was so taken by the head rubs Rob continued to whip out, I made my own gif that I showed you guys the other day.



No head rub here but who else felt like Rob was looking right at them, seeing their naughty thoughts, during the live stream?
*waves hands in the air*



Ok we'll pull off the head rubbing for now.



Oh Robward! You laughing at us? When did you get here? What's that you say? You have something you want to show us in the water?

Go deeper into the dark recesses after the cut!

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It's Sinful Sunday with Robert Pattinson! Take off those clothes!

It's Sinful Sunday with Robert Pattinson! Take off those clothes!



No, no Rob...more. Take off more.



Thank you :) You're so good to your fans.

Here's my Robfession Confession.

I love Rob's sex scenes. All of them. *bows head in shame*

Oh wait...I'm in the dark recesses! *raises head high and proud*

I roll in them like a field of daisies. Except I wouldn't actually roll in daisies because I don't want to get dirty. I would look on tumblr for people who gif'd people rolling in daisies. So like the daisies, I found Breaking Dawn sex scenes you can roll in. I can't guarantee you won't get dirty though. ;)





Gifs: itsonlyrobsten

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ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins

ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins 

It's the most siiiiiiiinful time of the week! I sang that to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year." Did you catch that? Are you singing it now? Or are you sinning some more?


Yup. Definitely sinning some more.


Oh God. Rob could never. Beside we've seen MountainManRob and he beards up nicely. Maybe I'm biased. ;)


HELL yeah! :)


And the not so happy place.


Oh back to the happy place. Lip Brush bristles.


"Feel dirty about it, feel dirty. Feel like it's wrong."

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See you next week in the Robfessional! Mail us your sins in the meantime. ;)

ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins

ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins

While our sinful, wanton thoughts have not vanished in the past 7 weeks, they were cast aside to the dark recesses while PromoRob was in full effect. Our beloved Ro-bear is off to hibernate for winter and that means we can crawl out of the DR a bit and step into the Robfessional.

Sinful Sundays is back!



Well! Tell us how you really feel. ;)




Awwww....someone was tame...



*sigh* so tender...



Hmmm....an artistic and reflective Robfession...



There we go! Let's get to the point.



PREACH! The coroner would need to be stationed outside the bedroom door. Death is inevitable.



The end. Send the boyfriends and husbands packing. Rob has ruined us all.

Email your Robfessions and we'll see you sinners next Sunday! Or in the dark recesses where sinning is the daily affirmation. ;)

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