OK Magazine with Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

At this stage I don't think we need to say anything about the stories in Ok mag, do we??

OK! Magazine Shocks Us With New Robert Pattinson Story

Oh Thank GOD! I was so worried ever since last week when they told us they split up! I mean thank God for OK!s journalistic integrity that they followed up with the story and surfaced the truth once again! I would be so lost without them... I hope next week they can give me an inside look into Taylor squareds' love shack! I can NOT wait!



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Source: OK Magazine and someone's behind :)

Gossip Cop Looks into Ok Magazine - Robert and Kristen Split

From Gossip Cop

OK! Mag Robsten “Split” Claim Reaches New Depths

Hold on to something, Robsten fans! It’s Wednesday, which means OK! magazine has another “Twilight Exclusive” – and this one’s a gem.

As reported widely, this past Saturday “Eclipse” cast and crew held a rollicking wrap party at the Vancouver Aquarium. The tabloid claims a “brooding” Robert Pattinson arrived alone and left after only 45 minutes, wearing shades and a baseball cap. Why was Rob sad? Well, “sources” tell OK! Kristen Stewart “has shockingly pulled the plug on their romance.”

Yup. OK! has the “exclusive.” Let’s run down some of the key problems the tab cites.

According to a “friend of the couple,” Rob “was talking marriage,” while the still-teenaged Kristen “has a lot more living to do.”

Stewart also supposedly felt as though she was giving Rob too much of her time at the expense of friends and family, with the “pal” saying, “Kristen realized she was giving Rob all her attention to the exclusion of everyone else.”

Then there’s rehashed Taylor Talk. Dredging up months-old rumors that were wrong then and wrong now, OK! somewhat creepily uses “the buff physique of 17-year-old co-star Taylor Lautner” to invent a rivalry between Lautner and Pattinson for Stewart’s affections. On a night she supposedly went out with some girlfriends (sans Pattinson), Stewart “was saying Taylor keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger… She shot some physically intimate stuff with him earlier that day and she couldn’t help noticing his bod. His hot bod.” Yeah, the same hot bod that OK! claims in an item four pages earlier is half of a “heating up” romance with Taylor Swift.

Then there’s the problem of geography. With two months to go “before work starts” on “Breaking Dawn” (um, wrong), Stewart and Pattinson also had supposed “tension” over whether to return to Los Angeles (Stewart’s choice) or London (Rob’s).

Plus, Stewart is “jealous” of the attention Pattinson receives from female fans – a jealousy that has supposedly “ignited some dramas” at the pair’s hotel and during a night out at a Vancouver bar.

And now here comes the best part.

After rattling off this series of, ahem, dubious reasons for the Pattinson and Stewart “split,” OK! turns in an escape worthy of Houdini.

“However, don’t drive a stake into their hearts just yet.”

Wait, what?

“Rob and Kristen would experience terrible withdrawal if they went their separate ways,” the rag’s source “predicts.”

Um… did Gossip Cop miss something?

The cover shows a torn photo of Pattinson and Stewart with “SPLIT!” plastered across it. The story’s headline says the same thing. The sub-head claims, “Kristen calls it quits.” The article itself throws theory after theory at the wall to make the claim stick.

But there… buried twenty-two paragraphs into the story, a “friend” says Stewart “just wants to hit the pause button.” Oh, and don’t be surprised, the tab says, when during promotion for “New Moon” and filming for “Breaking Dawn” “the chemistry will likely fire up again.”

Excuse Gossip Cop while we stand and applaud.

Well done, OK!

So a possible relationship into which the mag had zero insight, and which it breathlessly claims just ended in supposed “heartbreak,” might possibly be reversed almost immediately? Perhaps even by next week’s cover?

Brilliant!

By the way, Gossip Cop contacted Stewart’s representative, who laughed and asked of OK!, “Do you really consider them a news source?”

Enough said.

OK! Magazine Says: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Split Up

Are there any Friends fans here? Do you remember the episode (ep 2x23) where Joey starts working at Chandler's office but since he is an actor he "plays" the part of a man named Joseph? Joseph can decide he has a boat, a beautiful wife and 2 children. Then Chandler decides he's gonna have an affair with Joseph's wife and....there! He has it... cause it's all in their heads.

I think OK! Magazine is a living Friends episode without the witty humor or the pretty cast. Last week they were inside Rob and Kristen's home this week they are broken up! Next week they'll be back together for the sake of the baby Kristen is carrying and the week after that Rob will leave her for TomStu...

I said it before I'll say it again: OK Magazine should change their name to BS weekly...

From X17 Online:

In the ongoing saga of the on-and-off-screen couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, new reports claim that Kristen has called it quits on one of Hollywood's hottest leading men.

Sources tell OK that Kristen "looked outraged" after a fight, when Rob stormed out of a taxi and inside their hotel, leaving her screaming after him.

So what could be causing all this friction? The mag claims that Rob wants to settle down, while Kristen's not ready to tie the knot. They also say she's wildly jealous of the throngs of Rob's adoring female fans! "She is very annoyed by women cooing over Rob and is threatened by fans who send him love notes," claims one of their sources.

They also say Kristen wants to return to LA when they're done shooting Eclipse, while Rob wants them to live in London!

Gozde: Whatever OK! Whatever... Waste of paper....

By the way if you want to read a hilarious inside look at Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's "palatial pad" you should read Letters To Rob's one shot fanfiction entry :)) Moon's FF is the best one shot I've read in a long time. I had cramps from laughing by the time I finished.

Thanks to KStewDevotee for the tip ;)

Laugh of the day: OK Magazine Scans

Grain of salt ladies and gents. Read cautiously and don't hurt yourself while you facepalm.

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Thanks to The Irish Twilight Sisters for the scans

Laugh of the day: OK! Magazine Scans

Lets all put on our big girl panties and take this one with a truck load of salt mmmkay? We all know its nonsense.




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Morning Funny: Inside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Love Nest

I really needed a good laugh this morning :)) Thanks OK!



Twilight: Go inside the love nest of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. As the paparazzi crushes around them, the only true place that these two can seek solace as they film Eclipse is at their palatial pad at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre. Discover how they spend their time together locked away from the world. Plus, meet the newest star of Eclipse, Julia Jones, and has Taylor Lautner found a new love match in singing sensation Taylor Swift?

Gozde: Yes, Rob and Kristen would definitely invite OK! for a sit down interview in their "love nest"...in bizarro world!

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ANOTHER Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Manip on an OK! Cover

How much does OK! Magazine (Australia) fail?

COMPLETELY...

As Mike Newton would say "He looks at her like something to eat" :))



And the text is even worse than their photoshopping skills: Inside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's wedding plans – stepping out for a date night at the MTV Video Music Awards, the Twilight couple look set to make it official. Plus, all the glitz, glamour and controversy from the VMAs.

They should at least hire some GOOD photoshoppers like twilight_hooked who did this manip:

OK! : Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are Getting Married ?

See children OK! Magazine gives you a page out of the art of lying: "Once you lie about something you should stick with it and never back out" :)

On the cover it gives you the illusion that they are talking about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married:



Then in the text they are twisting it to "Oh, it's just for Breaking Dawn"!

The problem is Breaking Dawn didn't even start shooting so how OK! knows the "intricate details" is mind blowing. They must have made one of their interns read the book...

Twilight Wedding: OK! gives you the intricate details of the upcoming big-screen ceremony, based on imagery in Stephenie Meyer’s cult vampire series. And just like in old Hollywood, a real-life wedding might not be far off — so far, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship has mirrored Edward and Bella’s.

Our usual PSA: A cute puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time someone buys these magazines. Trees are killed so they can have paper to publish this crap on. I'm just sayin'... No pressure....