Robert Pattinson: Edward is Just Bored That's What The Story is about

Video of the Hamish and Andy interview from yesterday (we posted the audio yesterday) and can I once again say how much I friggin' LOVE Robert Pattinson?

D-Listed Weighs in On Robert Pattinson's "I Can't Get a Date" Quote

It's like he is reading my mind :))



Thanks to Michael K. at DListed for the hilarity!

When the keeper of the unicorn forest Robert Pattinson farts, crazed Twihards within a 3-mile radius immediately drop their Twidildos and rush to his ass to suck up the essence of his butt air. Truth. So, RPattz is causing my eyeballs to do the wave by saying he can't get a date. Maybe he can't get a date with a sane person, but he can definitely get a date. We know.

Here's what RPattz told the Sydney Morning Herald (via People), "Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now."

It's obvious that RPattz is busting glitter bombs all over that Kristen Stewart girl, so this "Iz kant gitz a datez" wolfshit is just for show. The truth is, there are millions of insane bitches who would go on a date with a piece of RPattz's caca! Seriously, they would take it to Olive Garden, stroke its back when it got scared during a horror movie, and gently peck it on the lips on the porch of its house at the end of the night.

Source: D-Listed

Thanks to MsJBell for the link :)

Robert Pattinson Flashes Fans :)

LMFAO post of the day :))




Thanks AshleyTWA and TwiCrackAddict :))