Robert Pattinson, His Shoes and a Lesson in BSing

I think this is from InTouch Weekly...

Here's a good lesson in bullshitting ladies and gentleman: If you want to make people believe in the BS you spew just slip it in a sentence as an established fact and make is sound like a side story to what you are actually talking about.

Let's look at the case at hand. Our "journalist" friend gives a perfect example. He/she is talking about shoes but very SUBTLY slips in "their engagement" in there! Very sneaky and smart huh? Yeah, I didn't think so either...



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Robert Pattinson In "In Touch" (Germany) With Translation & German "Remember Me" Trailer

Translation:

1st: Who is the coolest Spiderman?
"Tobey Maguire is too old for the role." told an Insider. Now they are searching for a follower. Favourite is "Twilight"-hottie Robert Pattinson. Our readers think, that he would be the best choice for this role, too. (Kate: Well as we know this was just a rumour and is not happening)

2nd:
Is Robert cooler than Zac?
At the moment, these two are the most successful actors in Hollywood.they always generate a wave of enthusiasm and make girls scream. Robert and Zac. But who is more successful? Experts say: "Zac doesn't have a chance." Since Robert succeeded with "Twilight" everybody just wants him. Our female In Touch readers love Robert as well as the British "X-Factor" candidate Lucie Jones keeps an eye on the actor. Much to the annoyance of his girlfriend Kristen Stewart. (Kate: Gah are they still running the Lucie Jones story {rolls eyes})

I can't rememeber if we had this before...



Big Thanks to Nina for sending us these

Robert Pattinson on Tabloid Covers

People Magazine compares Sarah Palin and New Moon and In Touch Weekly says Robert Pattinson is turning into Zac Efron... Excuse me while I hurl...

In Touch Weekly Dec 14, 2009


In Touch Weekly Dec 21, 2009

People Dec 14, 2009




Thanks to Gossip Dance for the scans :)

Robert Pattinson In Germany's "In Touch" Magazine

Thanks to Nina for sending us the scans.
Nina tells us that the headline says: "He is jealous of Robert"
And the text is like a comparison of both.
Zac tries to copy Robert´s (hair-)style and he is upset about the fact that Robert gets more female fans, more attention, better role offers, more money for his movies, etc ...

In Touch Magazine Scans with Robert Pattinson

Thanks to Darja for sending us the scans

Tabloid Bullshit Round Up

OK!

( This one by far is my fave, the quotes about K Stew being excited to get pregnant and Rob looking forward to performing the caesarean makes me giggle so much. Try and stay in character Robward whilst pretending to bite into some placenta.)

LIFE & STYLE

STAR

PEOPLE

US Weekly

In Touch

Thanks to RobertPattinsonLife for the tip and RobertPattinsonUnlimited for the scans.

And need I remind you people please don't believe everything you read in tabloids, go ahead and ship the K Stew and Rob debabble all you like (to each their own) but please swallow that bull with a hearty truck load of salt.

In Touch (Czech) July

Thanks to PattinsonDaily for the scans.

The article talks about the taxicab incident from what I gather from other sites. If anything pertinent can be found in the article please post in the comments or email us. I simply do not speak a lick of Czech.