VIDEO: Josh Safdie talks about Robert Pattinson's Japanese toilet and its many joys

VIDEO: Josh Safdie talks about Robert Pattinson's Japanese toilet and its many joys

We read about the Japanese toilet story last week and now we can hear Josh Safdie talk about it in this video from The Hollywood Reporter. The Safdie brothers are already in Cannes to talk Good Time but most importantly, the Neorest Toto:


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D-Listed Weighs in On Robert Pattinson's "I Can't Get a Date" Quote

It's like he is reading my mind :))



Thanks to Michael K. at DListed for the hilarity!

When the keeper of the unicorn forest Robert Pattinson farts, crazed Twihards within a 3-mile radius immediately drop their Twidildos and rush to his ass to suck up the essence of his butt air. Truth. So, RPattz is causing my eyeballs to do the wave by saying he can't get a date. Maybe he can't get a date with a sane person, but he can definitely get a date. We know.

Here's what RPattz told the Sydney Morning Herald (via People), "Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now."

It's obvious that RPattz is busting glitter bombs all over that Kristen Stewart girl, so this "Iz kant gitz a datez" wolfshit is just for show. The truth is, there are millions of insane bitches who would go on a date with a piece of RPattz's caca! Seriously, they would take it to Olive Garden, stroke its back when it got scared during a horror movie, and gently peck it on the lips on the porch of its house at the end of the night.

Source: D-Listed

Thanks to MsJBell for the link :)