Kate: Bet that got your attention huh?? :-}
Ok before anyone gives out this guy is actually praising Rob!
Read on...................
Robert Pattinson's Porn Connection!!!
by Robert J. Hollywood Jr.
First of all, I may have oversold this thing just a tad in the headline. (Kate: What you promise me porn and now you're not gonna deliver)
But not by much! So keep reading, my movie-lovin' peep-a-deeps. (Kate: Oh ok so)
Bobby loves ya, don'tcha know. Wants to eat ya. For you guys put the food on the Bob Hollywood table. The spring in the Bob Hollywood step. The vermouth in the Bob Hollywood martini! So keep on a-clickin' and a-commentin', my dear, dear readers. (Look, I gave ya the boldface treatment, same as I do with the celebs who populate this blog-o-column thingy.)
Now! To the matter at hand!(Kate:{Giggle} ok if you insist) Pattinson, Robert, and the possible porno connection. (Kate: Bout time get on with it)
O.K. So! Listen. Does the name Harry Reems ring a bell? (Hmmm?)
Guy with floppy tennis hat says: "Uhhh, I don't know, Bob, should it?" (Kate: I'm saying the same thing!)
Well, tennis-hat guy, I dunno. It all depends on yer taste in the area of cinema, I s'pose.
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