VIDEOS: Robert Pattinson and his creepy stories about spiders, squirrel faces and starvation are just in time for Halloween

VIDEOS: Robert Pattinson and his creepy stories about spiders, squirrel faces and starvation are just in time for Halloween

GAWD I've missed this. All the great interviews that come from PromoRob. Let's dive in!

Rob talking to Vulture about jungle spiders is here to DESTROY your life:

“There was this weird thing that happened in the hotel,” Pattinson told Vulture. “It flooded everyday at 3 p.m., because we went in the rainy season. No one realized it was the rainy season, and somehow all these massive spiders would float into our room. At night there would be like an inch of water in the room, it was kind of terrifying. I made a little hammock on top of my bed just hanging there, in terror.”

Meanwhile, Grey started filming the bugs. “There was one that was called a Brazilian wandering spider,” Pattinson said. “James, who is normally very neurotic about anything wildlife related, saw this spider, and it is incredibly beautiful, and he was like, 'We need to get the B camera, get on this, get on this. Somebody get it to move.’ And he was prodding this spider, which is like six-inches wide, with a stick, trying to get it to do something interesting. And the Colombian crew was like, ‘That is the most potent spider in the world.’ There were a lot of situations like that.”

Pattinson said things also got ropey — British for sketchy — while he was filming in the jungle. “There were moments where me and Charlie were going through with machetes and we were in totally virgin jungle humans never went through,” Pattinson said. “And they were like, ‘Yeah, just do a beautiful shot and hack through it with machetes.’ Me and Charlie were just like, ‘Uh, this feels like really ropey to do this.’”

Gold star for Vulture explaining "ropey". Now can we have video of that? We do have video of other great Rob tales. E! snagged Rob on the red carpet and got him to talk about his squirrel face/hip beard and starving into a skinny jeans.


ET Canada video is the same as this AP video we posted but now it's condensed to just Rob's interview.

The final interview is for the Lincoln Center. At 1:13 Rob pops up to talk about his character but I was more into how he says "advert". Rob and that delightful accent.


More PromoRob please. Thank you.

Robert Pattinson talks to Mark at the Movies about Breaking Dawn and his many lies

Robert Pattinson talks to Mark at the Movies about Breaking Dawn and his many lies

I feel like this was up before but I'm slightly behind in videos and this one needed to be posted since Rob confessed something...

Rob admits he's a big fat liar! He makes up stuff all the time. *cries* So when he told me he'd marry me, he was lying?? Why Rob, WHY?!

Joking aside, we know this already. Fabrication is his middle name. At least he says he's worse with journalist. This again is reason to not hold anything Rob says at the absolute truth. He is the King of sofas and white lies.

His example is funny too. Breaking Dawn was basically a snuff film. Oh Rob...


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What A LOAD Of Crap Part 3,450: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Planning A Voodoo ‘Wedding’.

What A LOAD Of Crap Part 3,450: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Planning A Voodoo ‘Wedding’.

It's so long since we had a "What A Load of Crap" post so when I saw this popping up around the place yesterday I just HAD to post it. I mean really, it's just begging to be added to the "Load of Crap" pile.

(Kristen explains to Rob about what he has to do in the ceremony)

Ok, are you sitting comfortably, right, then we'll begin.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are reportedly planning a commitment ceremony performed by a voodoo priestess.

The couple - who have refused to confirm they are dating since meeting on the set of the 'Twilight Saga' - allegedly want to show their commitment to each other at the unusual ceremony in December. (Kate: Aah come on now you don't really think I'm gonna believe this? Everyone knows that no voodoo ceremonies are performed through the month of December! How stupid do ye think I am? Insert sarcasm font here )

A source said: "Kristen is quite dark (Kate: Last time I looked she was blonde :-P Give me that sarcasm font again) so she wants a ceremony performed by a New Orleans voodoo priestess.

"They've both had the crazy highs and lows you get when you're intensely in love and thousands of miles apart, plus they've been coping with the immense pressure of conducting a relationship in the public eye.

"But they've now agreed they are serious and want to make a love pledge to show it." (Kate: By having a voodoo ceremony? Riiiiiiiight)

Kristen, 21, and 24-year-old Robert are keen to keep the details of the service secret and will not wear wedding rings after the service, instead opting to get each other special love tokens and matching tattoos. (Kate: Tattoos ? Are you serious? Emmmm I'm pretty sure Rob doesn't like tattoos)

The source explained to LOOK magazine: "Instead, Kristen and Robert want to buy each other tokens of devotion. (Kate: Oooh is this the same source who said Rob was pregnant by any chance? Because that source is VERY reliable!)

"They want to keep speculation to a minimum, so won't get rings, but each is going to choose a present that reminds them of just how much they love each other.

"And they're going to both get matching tattoos on their hips. They want tiny anchors to symbolise that they ground each other and keep each other calm when things get stormy." (Kate: Giggle, ok that's the best bit. Oh God, I have a pain in my stomach from laughing.)

Source

Little tip for whoever is making up, sorry "writing" these stories. Keep it simple, forget about voodoo priestesses and tattoos because after all it's only the under 5's that believe fairy stories.

Seeing as we're giving out Awards Today......

We're giving the award for most stupid rumour to this story on the Allie is wired Blog.
I think this photo says what we (and maybe even Rob) think of the story ! LOL

Gossip cop obviously agree with us. This is what they have to say!

Gossip Cop couldn’t pass up on pointing out how ridiculous this “Robert Pattinson Is Engaged!” story is.

While the blog Allie is Wired reports as fact that Robert Pattinson is engaged, and goes to lengths to say he hasn’t proposed to Kristen Stewart or “any of his co-stars,” the item is missing one teensy weensy detail — to whom?!

Hmm. Maybe Cinderella? The Little Mermaid? They’re both as real as this story.