These pics were requested last month during our WFE themed 365DoR. There are tooooooons so you'll want to bookmark the page for when you have a leisure day. Grab an Arnold Palmer to sip on so you don't lick your screen. Or maybe you like that sort of thing. ;)
Speaking of themed months, our Cosmopolis 365DoR month is wrapping up and reader, Jay, put together a little something for us that serves as our Part 3 interview. He played the part of interviewer and interviewee. We'll let WFE NYCRob be our guide in the interview since he has a Packeresque quality about him.
This is ROBsessed's pseudo-interview with Eric Packer. I think it expressed itself quite humorously....
ROBsessed: Thanks for answering our call...can we interview you?
Eric Michael Packer: Yes, I'd like that. Sit and talk. I've had a long day. Things and people. Time for a philosophical pause. Some reflection, yes.
ROBsessed: We've tried to get you on the line before. I know you've been itching to talk with us too. I think I've tried, what, four times.
Eric Michael Packer: Five.
ROBsessed Wow. I guess we've been trying to get an interview more than I remember. Anyway, I always find it interesting when people mention ROBsessed. Rob's heard about ROBsessed. He says he checks it to know his upcoming schedule. Did you hear about it from him? How'd you hear about ROBsessed?
Eric Michael Packer: It charts. You have to search a little harder. Think outside the limits.
ROBsessed: Our site completed voting on the 2nd Annual ROBsessed Awards. You won in the category of Robert Pattinson's Best Performance of 2012. What do you imagine the ROBsessed are thinking about you right now?
Eric Michael Packer: You're forcing me to be reasonable. I don't like that.
ROBsessed: Do you want to parlay the success of this film, and what it seems to be doing for your growing reputation, into getting bigger and better roles?
Eric Michael Packer: The phenomenon of reputation is a delicate thing. A person rises on a word and falls on a syllable.
ROBsessed: Whoa. Your answers are very cryptic. I'm worried the questions I had prepared will not suffice.
Eric Michael Packer: This is good. We're like people talking. Isn't this how they talk?
ROBsessed: You are inscrutable.
Eric Michael Packer: There's an order at some deep level. A pattern that wants to be seen.
ROBsessed: You're forgetting about what you and Benno talked about. You were trying to find a balance, but Benno was saying how you should remember the importance of the lopsided. Didn't you learn anything from the movie? You should have listened to your prostate.
Eric Michael Packer: What?
ROBsessed: The actor who plays you, Robert Pattinson, some say they didn't know he had it in him to play the part. Do you agree?
Eric Michael Packer: That's not the question. The question is yours to answer.
ROBsessed: Why is it mine to answer? Do you know something about me? Tell me who you think I am.
Eric Michael Packer: I don't know. Who are you? Maybe if you told me your name.
ROBsessed: One of us is named Tink.
Eric Michael Packer: That's a phony name. It's phony. It's fake.
ROBsessed: *a little frustrated* OK then. Let's start over. What interests you when you're not riding in your limo?
Eric Michael Packer: Holes are interesting. There are books about holes.
ROBsessed: That's an awkward answer. I'll change the subject. Can I ask you few questions about the film and the process of creating it?
Eric Michael Packer: Fine. I could use a tall cold beer about now.
ROBsessed: I don't have any beer.
Eric Michael Packer: But we still want what we want.
ROBsessed: OK. Fine. *pours apple juice*
Eric Michael Packer: Don't make me laugh.
*Torval interrupts, gesturing for the interview to end so he can meet his agenda*
Does the interview really end? Does Mr. Packer get his beer? Can ROBsessed crack his shell?? Are there over 1,000 HQ pics of WFE NYCRob after the cut???
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