HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!

OMGGGGG!!! CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT??!!!??? Rob is 30 years old. 30 YEARS OLD!!!!
GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! He's an old man now! LMAO jk
But it's certainly nice to have him in his 30s now amirite, cougars? ;)

We love this guy. We are addicted and devoted to him for his 30th year, his 35th year, his 40th year, his 50th year....whatever year he is celebrating. We are here to celebrate him and his career and his personal character. He's the BEST there is and no one can tell us other wise.

We know you feel the same way so after watching these 2 AMAZING fanvids from two long time ROBsessed fans (you know these ladies, DreamingofRob and SlaveforRob), spill out all your good wishes for our absolutely favorite guy in this universe and beyond.

WARNING: Make sure you're not around anyone because you will certainly cry or drool or have a big goofy smile on your face after watching these vids and people will ask you about your face if they are nearby and you'll have to tell them, "BE GONE, PEASANT! I AM ROBSESSED AND THIS IS THE 30TH YEAR OF HIS GREAT REIGN!!!" Awkward convo, right? Watch in private. 





HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO YOU, ROB!!!! WE ADORE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER COMPREHEND!!!! KEEP THRIVING AND BEING YOU - A CLASSY, GORGEOUS, GENEROUS, IMMENSELY KIND MAN WITH TALENT FOR AGES!!!! xoxoxoxoxox