It's all thanks to the lovely TwiCarol for coming up with the idea.
There are lots of things to look forward to on the blog over the RobHoliday Season.
Take a look below................
- ROBsessed Holiday Video Challenge with some FANTASTIC Prizes
- 12 Days of ROBmas - Starts 12 days before Christmas
- Cosmopolis Countdown Giveaway - Starts Dec. 21st with 3 exciting prize packs being given away for the US release of Cosmopolis!
- ROBsessed Awards - Voting starts after Christmas and winners announced Dec. 31st!
- 365 Days of ROB - 2013 list revealed Dec. 31st!
- More caption contests into the new year with more prizes!
And don't forget to come back tomorrow for some more festive fun!
BIG Thanks to TwiCarol for making the calendar
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Looks like gift-giving season started early this year!
Yumm .......Love DuRob :)
Thanks, these are great! Love me some duRob, there's something so.......sexily smarmy about him.
(I just looked up smarmy, because I wanted to make sure I was using it correctly, and the first synonym that comes up is "buttery". Buttery Rob? Oh, yeah, butter me up some Rob, please, lol!)
Love the anticipation - thanks dear ladies xxx
Oh YUM!!
smarmy is a real challenge for us ESC members.... And buttery???? I immediately had the Foundations song in my ear:
Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down and mess me around....
Sorry but it is music sunday and I didn´t have my fill yet ;)
These are nice :) Thanx!
Smarmy is a great word !!!!
was getting in the spirit yesterday so was watching :
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Awwwww....it must be Robmas again!!! Another healthy dose of rrrrrrrrRoberto!!!!!!!!!!
Love it!
I always can hear Bing´s voice - he has such a great and warm voice :) I was listening to some songs today while cooking too and got in the mood... We just lit the first candle on our advent wreath and when I look out the window I see the snow flakes... very cosy :)
Nice, try, Lyn, but I'm still dreaming about Rob all smeared in butter, LOL. I think it'll be spring before I get that image out of my head!
Whence, maybe it's my mood, but I'm thinking that song be taken in a couple of different ways? Build me up? Mess me around?
Smarmy ? What does it mean ??:-D
Synonyms: buttery, fulsome, insincere , oily, oleaginous, sleek
Sounds lovely, its raining again here !!! I am going to put our decorations up at the end of this week :)
Hmmmm ;-D No wonder you cant get that thought out of your head ! ;-)
LMAO :)
Well I don't think there is any comparison, I think I know which dream I would prefer ;-)
Well... I should have known better than to mention these words to YOU ;-) silly me....
If someone is smarmy they come across as overly nice but are false and full of themselves !!
Awwwww! Sounds so homy and cozyI I had a similar cozy winter scenario planned for myself tonight. I went out this afternoon and bought my Christmas tree and some pointsettias. About a half hour ago I finished setting the tree up in the stand my living room, and my dog walked over to it and peed on it.
So I put down my hot chocolate, picked up a bottle of Delirium Tremens, and here I am!
Just trying to decide if I would use salted or unsalted butter, your thoughts?
I decorated a lot already but like to add more once in a while so you can see it is getting close to christmas. We don´t put up the tree before the 24th though here....
LOL, I'm sure you could teach me a new word or two, lady!
Oh OK... I thought it meant oily, buttery, but I guess what you are writing could also make sense ;-D
I just had Robdicted ideas in my head :-))))
LOL rrrrRoberto, my dose is called Rooobeeer
Oh definitely needs to be salted ;-) !!!
LOL :-)))
The 24th really ............I will put the tree up next week though my hubby wanted to do it yesterday !!!!
You have the Advent wreath too ? Here as well, got the house all decorated yesteday and today, but no tree until the 23 or 24 th here either ! ;-)))
ROTFL !!!! How I know that scene..... My dog always used to circle the tree but after we had "the talk" he won´t go there any more.... I must have been more convincing than I thought... You just gave me an idea there with your DT bottle. But you didn´t need to put down your hot chocolate - there is a wonderful drink called LUMUMBA which is made of hot chocolate and hmmm... cognac I think?
LMAO....My 2 cats would have done the same likely...;-D
I think we all have Robdicted ideas now !!!
i bought me a teen magazine because it included a Twilight advent calendar. Yesterday it was Bella&Renesmee and today it was Jane. I LOOOOOVE christmas. Never had a better calendar than this year. And the ROBsessed calander is great too.
Right you are...;-)
True, it's very difficult to get me out of the gutter sometimes, even nursery rhymes. LOL I read an article somewhere a while ago that said that when Jack and Jill went up the hill and Jack lost his "crown", they were referring to him losing something else - his virginity, lol! No place is safe.
LOL, what's a dose, sweetie?
My friend always calls Rob Bobberle...she likes to tease me.
I like that!!!!
I like that too!!!!
Yes it´s traditional here. We always made it a big secret for the chidren which was quite stressy for us.... creeping around in the night to get everything settled. Fortunately they know now that mama is doing it but they dont like to help because they still want to be surprised...;) (maybe they are just lazy...)
Oh yes, Lumumba... I can drink one tomorrow on the Weihnachtsmarkt ;-)
That's right!!!
O/T LOL, someone I worked with used to call me Lotte, she was from Norridge region of England, and she said they called girls with big boobies there "Lottie Loo".
I never used to let mine help much with the tree anyway would give them something else to do..........Im a bit fussy lol
OK, now you've piqued my curiosity, why do you say that? Don't you think Rob is salty enough?
Rob and food in the same sentence that leads always to more. it's the way i like it baby!
Well even when you look at the Grimm´s fairy tales... you can get some ideas too ;) Maybe it started that early with you seeing things err... differently?
I thought he was sweet !!!!
It sounds like an Afro-Caribbean dance. I'm off to the world wide interweb to see if I can find that - sounds delicioso!!
Its called corruption LOL :D
I need you to come over here and have "the talk" with this little asshole. Yes, I called my dog an asshole.
Don't be alarmed, after a couple more DT's, I'll calm down and be kissing him on the mouth, as I normally do, LOL!
Yes I do :) and twigs with white stars and some angel´s wings and vases with red berries and red apples and nuts... and.....
Well....LOL, I am glad you have never seen me !!! But.....my real name isnt Lotte ;-D ;-D or Lottie Loo !!!!
I can say based on my own experience with Rob that he is sweet..... exceptionally sweet.
Mizzzy!! Hi, babe!!! It's OK, you practically are a teenager, but I'm picturing one of those cardboard Advent calendars with the tiny little windows, and that's a pretty funny visual!
And I'm really jealous of your Christmas Rob, I've got to figure out a way to dress up my Rob for the holidays.
Do I hear violins and harps too ;-D
*random* I'd like a dose of Rob for Christmas
It also knocks you out really good ;-P
that was the best present you could have given us hon....well, except you had the phone number of Rob.
I know, it's like activating multiple appetites simultaneously. Food - check. Sex - check. What else is left? What other appetites do normal people have? Water - see Sex, lol. (TMI?)
Oh, OK, I thought everyone used their real name like I do, lol.
You mean Tech Support no ? ;-))
awww, thanks Lyn. now i think of Rob in a Santa costum....OMGosh....that feels strange, i never fantasies about Santa before.
Oh I don#t know. in my own experiences he sweat a lot salt and told me I am the one who tastes sweet.
Thank you for DuRob....always a pleasure ! Love the GIFs as well.....such a gorgeous, sexy man...I want him so much....(sigh).
OMG, if you had Rob's phone number, what would your strategy be? That would almost be too much for me. I figure I'd prefer to have his address, and my strategy would be to lie in his driveway and let back over me with his car. Then I pretend I need mouth to mouth resuscitation. I figure that's my only chance. If he hears me speak, he'll know what a moron I am and we're done!
Oh no, please DON'T.. don't cross THAT line even if it's a RobSanta... lol
I had Bing on today too. on venyl. and i ate christmas stollen and drank punch....just no snow here.
First time for everything !!
It is a bit far for a therapy session with your a... lovely dog but I can give you a hint how I do it: first, the stare. They don´t like it if you stare directly in their eyes, so he get´s uncomfortable and does alot of distracting things like scratching or jawning. But you keep staring and tell him/her with a smoothe voice: No......good boys/girls don´t do that...Santa wil not be delighted if he sees this and won´t bring you a bone (Listen to Rob´s voice when he told us about the scene he got cut out in Vanity fair on this English talk show and Reese answering to the question if she is going to see Rawdy: No..... then you know the exact voice melody...)
Whence, are you trying to tell me I'm something here? Do you think I'm weird? The woman who named herself after an adverb and is obsessed with the inner eye corner of a 26 year old Englishman just told ME that I'M weird? Hmmm, I'll be over in the corner reevaluating my life, LOL!
Just kidding, doll, you know I luvs ya!
Honey, I'm sorry to tell you this, but that was ME who you were licking not Rob. But I agree with Rob, YOU're sweet ;)
Oh, you wish, Creyza, LOL!
LOL, no, Bing Crosby.... :) and Rudolph the reindeer...
sounds good.
i was wondering, nuzz told me yesterday too, why you buy your christmas tree so early? we don't have the tree in the house before the 23. that means i go shopping 1 week bofore christmas.
last year my aunt's tree was pissed on by a cat....but she did not notice until it was too late. the entire room smelled like cat pee. they had to celebrate christmas eve without tree.
Now picture me licking him clean......... did that help?
ha ha ha, yes, it's a family name, from the Latin, supportre, to carry, LOL!
I saw a manip of Rob in a Santa suit, no, actually, Santa suit bottoms, it was kinda hot.
Now..I cant resist this last question tonight.....Now would that be you in his driveway with clothes on or not , getting squashed by his car ?
In that case he never needs to hear you speak ! ;-D
You know I read these fairy tales too LOL. And there is nothing to say against a little bit weird...We are in good company. Rob would not be Rob if he wasn´t a teenytiny bit weird...
I saw that..........that's what I thought Mizz was fantasizing about !!
wow Bing on vinyl! Can´t kep up with that... I only have the Beatles on vinyl... And the cap is awsome :)
Must have it somewhere.... wait a minute....
You need to be banned, you can't go around the blog hogging up all of the Rob sex. You're like a Robsex troll or something. We need a new term for you. What's a good name for a little horny creature like you?
yeah, practically i am. in other ways not so much. but my calendar is so much fun. But when you say cardboard Advent clalender i see this life sice Rob cut out and I know exactly which place would be the 24th. Imagine undressing him slowly until the last piece of closes is gone. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
Right but they sell it in austrian ski huts... just looked it up it´s not cognac but rum...
Weird, Lyn, I always fantasized that he tastes like beer for some reason, lol.
I see, you want perfection - maybe that is why you are on robsessed anyway ;)
Igitt!
Really ??.... LOL :-)
Obviously ;-)
It's too late for me Olive, and not just since today. i'm too far gone for year already.
You're just jealous, because you spend all this time buttering Rob and then I arrived and you were long forgotten. I guess my ass was nicer or something. You can call me Robsex, BTW.
Robsex troll, oh my that is priceless. how about RobertSexAddicted?
Even better! LOL!
Nuzz told you she gets hers early too? Or she doesn't? My grandmother told me that when my mother was a child the tree came in on Christmas eve, I think she even said the kids didn't see it until Christmas morning, and all of the wrapping got done on Christmas eve as well. But I think that tradition went out the window here a long time ago, probably 40+ years ago. Some would probably blame commercialism or something, but my guess is that when women started working outside the home it got to be too much. They needed to make it a tiny bit easier on themselves by getting it done earlier.
LOLOL, why do we keep these animals? I think they're really aliens in disguise, and they secretly torture us and laugh about us behind our backs!
no, i liked yours.
you did not do a good job btw, the butter is only gone around the netherlands. chance gone, i take over now sweets,
lol that's you , you beerholic.
you try to play every trick but it's not going to work. i'm clingy and sit on really hard wood.
We go to the pub christmas eve :) so everything has to be done before !!
OK, Imma go out on a limb here. Weih = last name of some guy I work with from China, nacht =night, and markt = market, so tomorrow night, you all go to the market and get take home Chinese?
That's what I think about my kids. lol!
sorry. nuzz went shopping for a tree yesterday. but interesting. here it is still tradition that it comes in the 24th. though we get our presents already on christmas eve. we eat potato salat and sausages (to make it easier for the house wives). the big christmas dinner is on the 25th.
Go read your teen magazine Mizz or help Robdic get rid of dog pee. Leave the hard job to me.
it was not their cat but yes, they are mean creatures. lol the scene with the cat in Christmas Vacation is one of the best! there we have it again. schadenfreude or is it racist?
OMG, you are a real perving genius, I LOVE that idea!! Mizzz, seriously, you could make millions with something like that! I kinda like the door idea, imagine opening twenty four little doors to reveal those beautiful lips on the first, a few toes on the 15th, a nipple on the 20th, and then the final little (make that LARGE) door on Christmas day!!! And we all know what's behind that door, don't we? Yes, that's right, the back of RobertAddicted's head, LOL!
With clothes, definitely, and maybe with a little extra padding, because I don't want anything flattened, know what I mean?
LOL LOL LARGER than larg. even then BanAna is in our way. what happened to stay inside the limo?
but yes, that's exactly what i pictured. though his lips would not be covered, i need them all 24 days long.
You are so right, I've got a feeling Rob only reveals a small portion of his weird to us. That's why I can't wait to see (via film) or read something he's written. Hopefully that's soon.
i would call and bewitch him. that's what i would do..... and they lived happily ever after.
I think I've got it, horny little creature = horn toad. So now we've got trolls and toads. And RA is as horny as they come, LOL!
maybe better frogs then. aren't they the ones with the fast tongue? or maybe bull. horny bulls. trolls and bulls ? i think i love that.
LMAO! very clever girl. maybe better SexRobot. ;-)
Hmmm, you're pretty sure of your persuasiveness, aren't you? See, I'm not that good with the talking. I'm better with the kissing. And I'd be sure to have a few tacos in my pocket. I know Rob likes tacos.
Ummm, Olive, think of Rob coming down your chimney, and you're a lovely present sitting under the tree waiting to be unwrapped. Need I continue?
So you want to make RA the blog frog?
blog bull (cows can run as fast as they want, they have no chance. if a bull sees a chance he bangs her).
or RASexRobot.
You think it's hard to please Rob? I'm sure I could do it very easily, so just move on over, SexBot. Make that SexNot, lol.
Yeah, honestly, yeah. And cigarettes, up until recently. As you can see, I've given this some really serious thought.
I do belong there, don't I? *Sigh*
i think we are alone on the blog....mmm. get naked baby! ;-)
Mizzy, Robdic is right. I often disagree with her but this time I have to admit. You can make millions with this idea! and you're right about the lips. We need them everyday.
Who you calling schnappaholic? mmmm, shots of butterscotch Schnapps while licking butter off of Rob. Very apropos, non?
Fried pussycat? Is fried pussycat racist? I don't think so, LOL.
Well, if they're anything like you, duh!
I don't think you can handle it Robdic, your big boobs get in the way.
I think I like RobSexbuttNutt better.
I am going to try that. I've got a feeling the dog's gonna win out, because he's more authoritative than I am, lol!
maybe it's racist , if you're the cat? lol
our Christmas parade (that i missed) was themed Christmas Vacation.
i saw photos on fb of Eddie, Clark, and the Winnebago! :P
We are going to the pub on Christmas Eve and then to Midnight Mass in the Cathedral.
we both work crazy hours and it makes it easier to do it when we have the time, like now.
Of course there is the fact that I LOVE Christmas.....so there you go ;)
Now I know why I was born English.
thats my peanuts you hear !
i'm more Robholic with an addiction to licking diccied flavoured butter off of Rob.
LOLOL, big boobs NEVER get in the way, RobSexbuttNutt. Why does your new name make me think of something that I could buy at a kinky hardware store?
Hi there -- I just need to say that I have never associated the word "smarmy" with anything positive, therefore, please let me quote the dictionary & give an example all because in no way do I think the wonderful Robert should have that word applied to him: 1) revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating or false earnestness (as in a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction); 2) of low sleazy taste or quality (as in: smarmy eroticism); informal & disapproving; behaving in a way that seems polite, kind or pleasing but is not genuine or believable (ex.: a smarmy salesman/politician, smarmy politeness; 3) a person with an oily, slippery personality; example in a sentence, "Yes, he's a smarmy know-it-all with the personality of a hall monitor, the kind of guy everyone hides from at a Christmas party". -- Please forgive, but I cannot in any way associate that word with the sweet and kind Robert. I understand you are being playful here, with "buttery" and all, it is just that the word itself is usually used in a deprecating manner and I am sure that is not your intention.
Much more fun to undress him !
you could have smell sensation and lick tasting on each little picture.
no need to ask what you want from Santa ?
YEEEEESSS!!! NUZZZZ!! It's about time you come. and it is so unfair with the tree. but then for us the tree is still new and special when christmas comes. not like old bread.
Jesus Im so glad you explained that one....I was getting worries with all this talk of you having a dose!
Shouldn't that be smell !!!
oh shit. it's getting better and better. i think it won't be easy when i have to tell my friends i am in love with a cardboard....btw, is there a stand up penis too?
Oh I get where your thoughts are going ;-)
I know too! Because you wanted to be able to drink tea and live in a castle.
I would bloody hope so ..not much point in having it in there otherwise ...if you get my meaning !
hehe, and if the cat had a black coat?
That sounds cool, is that what you call your "local"? Is there anything that you always eat or drink on Christmas eve?
LOL I think I would also make millions angry...not Rob though, he would love. especially when he sees you head in door no 24.
Robd's talking about his character in film Bel Ami not about Rob personally, and if you've seen the film he is sexily smarmy, and he is most certainly NOT genuine...so Robd's is spot on .
That's hysterical! Was that your idea?
You've just showed yourself to have remarkably good taste!!!!
Not Rob, sweetie, duRob, that character that he played in Bel Ami. Smarmy as they come, lol!
if it cums with white chocolate i'm dead.
What if what's behind the doors is topographically correct?
I want Mizzz to get busy with her printer and her glue gun is what I want, lol!
Isn't that another word for an STD?
OK, I'm glad you're with the program now, lol!
i did not get it. :-( that's why ignored it. you and diccy speak in riddles some times.
not hardly dear. even in a little town like this one, i'm a nobody.
lol
I'm sure someone at the bank who's on the community board thought that one up.
;D
OMG (i know i repeat myself here) you are kidding right? OMG OMG OMG i start crying. i would never let loose and suck him out of that DAMN cardboard
so ?
Im talking about undressing Rob in your fantasy and you start with the big words ??
We need to talk .
LMAO !!
kinky !!
I was trying not go there LMAO
Shes such an innocent sometimes...( not many times granted ).
Shit!!!
Haha !!
See, racism is the belief that certain biological groups are superior to others, and since all cats any kind of cat being fried is funny, I think you're good!
smarmy nectarines?
buttery peaches?
do we have a winner here ?
yep, that he is....and the word is damn funny too ;-9
I know! love ya baby!
I can't help it, I've got a huge vocabulary. And I understand Rob has a huge...................vocabulary as well. So I was just trying to communicate as his level, lol!
You sitting in the corner rocking and making sounds like ' wellies ' cos you're sucking on cardboard ....and growling at anyone who gets too close.
( just another normal day in the DR ).
not when you think that cats and humans have the same rights...i'm sure i would not laugh if i saw a fried human (for all out there, we talk movies). i cried my eyes out in The Green Mile. never will i watch that movie again.
Whot!!! You shocked me with your response! Unbelievable! You would put your mouth on it? I can't believe it! We never thought to make it waterproof? We're slipping, lol!
Back from NSW and lovely to see so much good Rob news. Was away for only a few days but it felt like an eternity being away from this. Off topic hope it's ok. When I first heard about this wedding I had to go to, I was really anxious because for some reason I didn't want to go but the strangest thing happened. unexpectedly made contact with a family member that I was not aware existed. I won't go into detail as I'm still trying to absorb it. Her family moved to Corowa when I was really little and we never heard from them since. We didn't meet at the wedding it had nothing to do with them but the strangest thing was that they live just around the corner from where I was staying. Sorry to bring this up here but I think this was the best thing that happened and I don't care at all about what must have happened so many years ago.
Whoa! you are a genius.
Channing Tatum would go for it. And nobody would be angry. Business is business, Mizzz.
Don't listen to them Lyn. He tastes like honey. Believe me!
Yah, but she's a fast learner. Really fast when it comes to sex!
Yes, it's called English, lol.
i understood topographically correct means we really do suck on Rob. kind of like the paintings of the wizzards in Harry Potter who show up when someone looks at them and then leave again. you know what i mean? at the outside cardboard, inside Rob baby!
I wonder what 'it' would say if 'it ' could actually speak.
i know :-(
laminated ....* slaps head * jesus we know this its standard procedure...I blame you .
Nuzz and her talking penuts? Or did you mean penis? I understand they speak to RobertAddicted. She's the penis whisperer, lol.
My husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas this year and without thinking I answered "Rob all wrapped up under the tree" completely seriously. He was like I think your obsession is out of control. I said you mean my Robsession? That could never be out of control!
Ill have yours then * steps over Mizz *
Bwahaha! I think you've uncovered something here, Lyn!
heart u 2!
A Penis whisperer...I feel Ive missed my vocation in life .
well, it's always out of controll but we kind of like it that way. hope he listens and you get what you want....of course only the cardboard cut out version, the real version is at my place.
mmmmm * rubs chin *
Im not even going to ask how you know this ?
ok I see you have a point there... Butter NO white beard and big belly...
then we can continue ;-)
see my answer to Nuzz below. i think i just have the better imagination than you. lol
you've been sucking too much cardboard !
mmmmm I want RobertAddicted?
Queens English if you please.
LOL :-x
it doesnt take much Mizz , I think she's half way there already ;)
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