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115 comments:
BWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! the zipper down! oh god the poor guy! OH I am SOOOOO tempted but I won't say it I am sooo tempted!!! *holding tounge* he needs too find a *bigger* pair of jeans there I said it!! ROTFLMFAO!!
*tsk *tsk Rob LOL!! but I love ya!
tomorow it is Rob day!! on the Ellen show :D
HILARIOUS!!!! can`t wait!!! he`s got like really LOTS of different Ellen underpants) Bear is soooo cute....and to be honest, i don`t have any problem with Rob`s zipper being down)))
his dog!! DAMN Bear! he is a german shepherd! beautiful dog I love german shepherds!
Love it! I can't wait to see this! Oh Bear, how adorable is he?! He just doesn't need to wear jeans, just like he said. Can you imagine?! We would all DIE with him walking around without pants! Take them off, take them off, take them off!!!
I'm with you I don't have a problem either ;) and yeah Bear CHRIST ON MOTORBIKE WITH A PINK SKIRT ON THAT DOG IS HUGE!! and he is a German Shepherd and he is beautiful
Love it! I can't wait to see this.. Bear is so cute!!!
*dying of laughter* too funny! oh my god woman are you trying too kill me?! all though I can imagine *getting image in my head* *BIG smile*
this is too funny and I love his dog I have(a new addition too the family) a puppy her name is Zena(after Zena the Princess Warrior) and she is a Pug and she is abou 9 in half weeks old and she is SO cute and she is my little sweety pie plus my cats and my other 2 dogs LOL!
Can you imagine Leah? We could keep chanting to him, take them off, take them off, take them off! LMAO!
oh neither can I! and Rob's dog is so cute! and he is a german shepherd and I love german shepherds I used too have one it was a female and her name was Lady and she was the runt of the litter of pups and we got her at a pet shelter she was awesome she passed away along time ago :(
Rob is soo Funny, but then again, we all already knew that.
Don't hate on me or anything, but I have to wonder about this Bear thing. Are Rob and Kristen knowingly both showing pictures of him on their various talk shows to say something without saying something? It's like, yes, we share Bear, and yes we're together so please stop asking? I have no opinion about their relationship either way, I just think it's funny about the dog. I almost expected Rob to talk about the other one Bernie, but I guess that would have been too much.
*chants* take them off take them off take them off LMFAO!!
I think I read somewhere once that Bear was a German Shepherd/ Pit Bull mix. I could be wrong though. He is definitely a big cutie!
leah, your puppy sounds beautiful. I love dogs.
It does come across as a 'concessionary' thing, I agree. It's a safe anchor and they are smart to do this. 'Keep 'em guessing' (only if one and one makes three for you).
LOL LOL LOL the zipper thing..lol
awwww...so sweet...
Your puppy sounds gorgeous Leah :) I suspect that Rob's zipper is always coming down is due to the way he puts his hands in his pockets which pulls them apart - I used to be a seamstress so could fix that for him..............Rob?
Can't wait to see this show tomorrow. Loved seeing Bear and hearing Rob talking about him....I didn't know that Bear was only 5wks old when he got him...made me sad to think that he was going to be put down like the next day...just a little puppy....but what a happy ending...or should I say beginning for Bear...amazing how your life can literally change in a blink of an eye...including one very lucky dog.
oh thank you hon yeah she is a sweety pie and I have too agree it probably is because he is puts his hands in his pockets alot and he is SO adorkable!
I would say that Bear is all german shepherd but I could be wrong :)
So Funny! I can't wait for Ellen on Friday.
"bunch of cookies". ;DDD
So do you think anyone will figure out that Rob and Kristen have shown pictures of the same dog? Let the feeding frenzy begin...what will be the nonnies reason for that!
thank you she is my little smoochy face :D
thank you she is a beautiful dog and right now she has a cold and we hve been giving her antibotics and she is doing better she has a follow up appiontment today :)
ROTFLMFAO!!! *doubling over* you kill me!
Your puppy sounds really nice! How is he doing with the cats and the other dogs?
bwwwahahahahahaha!!! *zip zip baby* oh Kate that is priceless!!
I have 2 boston terriers Lucy and Ray(like Ray of sunshine:)) and I have 2 cats one is a male, Atticus, and the other is a female, Scout named after the amazing charaters from the book/movie called Too Kill A Mockingbird :)
love it! *just remembered when he was a baby and jumping like a goat and wonly legs* I bet I know where he got it from LMAO!
what a bunch of cuties! I have a spaniel mix :D
Haha, genau! I´m waiting if my dog will turn blonde one day or me black.....
I hope that your little dog is soon better Leah because today I had to take one of the kittens to the vet (we have 2 who belong to my grandsons) and I had to leave her behind at the hospital - they think what she has might be fatal - we are all so sad tonight and she is only 4 months old :(
You forgot what Dr. Phil could do with it or Jerry Springer... that might be worth a laugh to Rob and Kristen.
In Britain, underwear can be known as pants . What the USA calls pants, we call trousers, so when I was watching this, I thought he meant he'd walk around with his zip down and no underwear. I thought wtf? LOL.
I was waiting since freaking last year for them to talk about Bear; I knew it would be good since Ellen is all about recued pets.
Wow really?! Then since he's British he has to follow tradition and walk around with his zipper down and NO underwear! Tradition is tradition :-) Ok,I think I didn't make sense but when it comes to Rob about zipper down and underwear, i lose my train of thought!!!! LOL!
oh how cute dressing them up! Zena is a honey color Pug and I do enjoy her she is so sweet and loveable :)
aw thank you! oh really a spaniel mix how cute! :)
I hopefully never turn red!!!
*cyber hug* I am so sorry about your kitten oh yeah she is a pistol she is very full of energy and she is doing fine :D
Wasn't talking about the colour... lol... but you could give it a try. What was it your dog, Labrador, right?
Hey Nov, feeling better again??
How is your heartrate BTW... after all it's ONLY ONE MORE WEEK to go ;)
LOLOL!!!!
Oooooohhh yeaaaahhhh, doggie talk:-) ugh those little monsters grow on u, don´t they? I have a jack russel terrier of 4 years and he´s just sooooo spoiled with good food and lots of, and I´m talking fluffy-puffy lots of, pillows and blankets....so I bet the story of Bear´s first trip in a private jet and luxury hotel got us all like : Yes, that´s me and my dog (If I were rich, but still, the thought counts:-)
OMG! They showed the same dog?????? HOW INTERESTING!!! I wonder how many times they make love each day?????? Any suggestions?
LOL :-D
Oh my god. I didn't think of those two. The Springer show would be a hoot cos this brand of psycho is tailor made for him...delusions, ignorance, rage, hair pulling, fist fighting, chair throwing, (toss in a paternity test and you've got a show). I mean honest to god bwen, you cannot make this shit up. But Phil? I dunno. My guess is he would give it the ol' college try but that in the end he'd throw his hands up in horror. Cos I'm guessing the sub-culture of this fandom would have that man in a corner, on his knees, whimpering...make it stop, make it stop. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the fringe elements of this fandom could bury Dr. Phil McGraw.
Wonder what Oprah would do with it? Probably pay for a year of institutionalized care for all deserving and once it's deemed they can have sharp objects again, she'd probably buy them all a new car. Because she can. But with the stipulation...anybody runs over anybody else and it's back to the booby hatch for youze.
Yanno...I'm being a silly ass here, but I've always thought that the behavior within this particular sub-culture should be taken a good look at (put us under the microscope and hold us up to judgement as we have done with others...oh the irony). Cos I'm thinking it would probably make for a very interesting case study of...of...well, I'm not sure exactly. But I shore do think it would be interesting.
awwww, how cute!!!! Hope you are feeling better?
He tells the best stories. His stories are not only funny, but he has great delivery. And I love how he says Pro.scui.to. Can't wait to see the whole interview!
Thanks, I feel better again! Thinking of next week causes servere trembling of my hands and a goofy grinning on my face.
I don't think Rob and Kristen are supplying the pictures of Bear or the other pictures like the Halloween and NY pics. I think the interviewers/hosts are finding the pics in their research and using them in the questions and it is probably a topic he doesn't feel is a big deal or an invasion of his privacy....just my thoughts.
thanks, also in the name of my sweet little doggy.
and thanks, I finally feel better (but now the rest of my family is suffering and I've to play the nurse....)
You're right Springer would be the best bet.
Another irony Nik is that Rob can't seem to get away from cheaters. His new costar if its true is going to be be Rachael Weisz who I believe cheated on her boyfriend with Daniel Craig when they were making a movie together ....oh and he cheated on his fiance but that probably doesn't count. And then Savannah Guthrie of the Today Show she cheated on her husband with some political consultant named Feldman. The man just can't get away from these scarlet women. *sarcasm is implied*
Oh... good your better :)
And the other things sound like you are a ROBoholic ;)
And we know we are, right? ;)
Love Ellen! She is so funny! Can't wait to see Rob and Taylor tomorrow going to set DVR now!
When I first saw the pic of the pup, I thought he had a pink sock in his mouth. Then I realized, oh my god, that's his tongue. lol. I'll bet he gives the best doggy kisses...if you don't mind having your face washed. Which I don't. I've always said...my makeup isn't complete without a little doggy slobber nor is any outfit complete without some doggy hair. I'm just weird that way. Okay. I'm gonna tell you guys something but don't spread it around. K? Just 'tween us...I share food with the dogs. OFF OF MY OWN FORK...that I'm still using. That's nothing. My first french kiss came from a dalmation. I was three. My Dad found us and to this day I can still hear him hollaring..."oh my god, where is your mother?" True story. **shrugs**
The unzipped pants is a serious matter. *puts a thoughtful face*
You have to know, my son has the same issue as Rob: his zips go down all the time. Each time someone says his fly is open, he gets angry: "How is it possible, I may do what I want, the zip always goes down!!!" Men I work with never have that issue. Could it have to do with what's behind the zip?? It's now the time to ask some serious advice on this matter :))
That's what I thought too ;) !!
I already tried some withdrawals but all failed. Hopelessly addicted....but the feeling is so nice.....*trying to keep the hands still and get a serious look on the face*
Well that's kinda what I figured the problem was. Whatever that is behind door number one, it's obviously tired of living in captivity and wants to be set free into the wild. It wants to breath. It wants to dance on the shore. Howl at the moon. Smile and wave. It wants to live.
Rob...listen to your zipper. It's your best friend's best friend.
You´re very welcome and an ill family is exhausting.... you will have to fill up your batteries with some Robtime ;)
I don't think they talk about the dogs deliberately but it is the smart interviewer who has figured out that Bear (and now Bernie) are the only "personal/relationship" topic that either will discuss openly...probably because true animal lovers are a wee bit obsessed! I was trying to find a picture on my phone of my granddaughter and had to scroll through at least 20 pictures of our twin kittens...sad I know. I never knew how young Bear was when they got him but it makes sense because Kristen said the other day he was handed to her through a car window with one hand. He must have been so little :)
An old, old song by Depeche Mode just popped into my head, it's from 'Everything Counts'
The grabbing hands
Grab all they can
All for themselves
After all
It's a competitive world
Everything counts in large amounts
They had my sympathy, but they have it in spades more now. They seem a very 'sorted' couple of individuals and it is so sad that this isn't respected and the prying is utterly intrusive. Papped and tweeted photos really ought not to be the basis of a direct question to them. So sorry for them to have to deal with it like this.
Maybe that's the problem it was set free and someone forgot to lock the door when they put it back.
That might be a very good reason: the rebelous behind-the-zipper-thing!! I can see it belonging to Rob ( and to my son either, both same age, both quite independant spirits).
Men need to listen to their prostate and to their best friend's best friend LOL
LOLOL!! Okay, this deserves more than a like button :) And Rob playing all innocent at Ellen's coach, the naughty boy!
She definitely will... in Berlin at the premiere and at the Twilight-Marathon with me :)
LMAO!! It seems that you were really born to be weird :)))
I have to admit that when I saw Bear's tongue I thought: "That can't be. The dog has his boss' wonky walk and he has his boss' tongue too!". You know the pic with Anna Kendrick? Rob had such a long tongue. Yeah, he has everything long apparently :)
With all of the sexual shenannigans going on in this business, frankly, I'm gobsmacked he's decided to carry on and try to build a career within this den of iniquity. Why he didn't run away screaming...'the horror, the horror'. Cos in this business, you can't turn in any direction and not bump noses with someone whose tumbled off the infidelity wagon (and he's only 26. Ya think maybe ALL of his mistakes are behind him? Or that he ever even made any?). How can even stand to be in a room with the mother of his best friend's child? I mean, that's hitting pretty close to home.
But I'm guessing this hullaballo might not have been such if people saw them as fallible human beings who screw up, fuck up, kiss and make up rather than fantasy figures in a movie they're making up in their own heads (Fucking A Kristen...you nailed that one chicka).
P.S.
You're right about Rachel. She had been living with director Darren Aronofsky for nearly a decade, with whom she had a son, when she fell in love with Daniel Craig and walked out on Aronofsky. But maybe that was okay because Kate Winslet took director Sam Mendes away from Rachel and married him and then they broke up because they both strayed. How 'bout Clare Danes, Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker? Crudup dumped Parker when she was about 7 months pregnant and took up with Danes. Oh, and Daniel Day Lewis walked out on Isabelle Adjani when she was pregnant cos he'd fallen in love with Rebecca Miller. But somehow none of these people were drug into the town square and crucified for their behavior. No, that only happens in the Twilight fandom. Where no one actually got laid and no babies were abandoned.
Too true...sad but true.
I added a P.S. about Clare Danes, Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker. And if ever something should have been a scandal, it was this. But fortunately for Billy, he wasn't Rob Pattinson.
Should we include producers and directors in this post. Because my beloved David Cronenberg is a cheater as well...*hangs head*
Okay. I was gonna say that but I didn't want to be crude. Yeah right. *snorts* But yes I must admit, whenever it's pointed out that the zipper is down (cos honestly, that is not the first place I look. I can't get past the face), I do wonder, hmmm...little afternoon delight there Rob ol' boy?
I'm so glad to know I'm not alone in the world.
Oh adorable Bear! And Rob and his zippers...
On Jimmy Fallon, he and Rob are going to play Water War. Should be fun.
I can't wait too see this! I want Ellens line of underwear! LOL!
That is an adorable picture of bear! He has such lovely, cute eyes :) I think it is a shepherd mix... Just remembered when he was a baby and jumping like a goat with his long and wonky legs..... wonder where he got them from ;)
You know the saying "Wie der Hund so das Herrchen..." ;)
PR. They are the only two letters of the alphabet they know. If Rob and Kristen are still together in 20 years and they've got six kids running around, they're still gonna be hollering...wait for it...wait for it...PR!!!! If they weren't so damn mean spirited, they'd be fall down on the floor hilarious. Someone should explain the factions of the Twilight fandom to Ellen...the robstens, nonstens, nonberts, krisbians (and as she sits there looking like she's been shot full of novacaine, it's explained to tell her...no seriously Ellen, you can't make this shit up) and once she comes to back to her senses, I swear, she could do an entire comedy routine on it. Hell, she could do an entire show on it. An entire week of shows of on it. Devote one show to each faction and on Friday, bring in a group of shrinks to talk her down off the ledge as she's given up on female humanity. I wonder tho...
This is the only fandom I've ever participated in so I'm wondering, does this go on in others? The dividing up into after school clubs and fighting with each over the prom king and queen? Are the Spiderman fans duking it out over Andrew Garfield's and Emma Stone's romance (no you moron. those are fanboys who probably think it's cool that Spidey is getting some of that). Nah, there's only one reason why the females of this fandom fight with each other. Only ONE and his name is Rob Pattinson.
My son's girlfriend used to have to pugs - one white, one black. When they were tiny she used to dress them up though. The boy had a Santa costume, and the girl a dress with a ballet tutu skirt. The girl dog used to LOVE wearing her dress. They were such adorable dogs. Son and girlfriend broke up, so I never saw the dogs again. :( Anyway, enjoy Zena, have fun.
Confession: I have been known to let the cat lick my ice cream sandwich *shrugs*
My daughter says "MOM! You won't even drink after ME!" and it's true :) But the kittens are rescues that I wasn't sure would live and so they are kind of...a little bit...more than a little spoiled.
lololol at least 3 times. kitchen, bed, shower....Rob has stamina and is creative.....just a guess.
No worries I do that with my dog, i mean let him eat off my fork
Just 3 times??? I hope to Zod you're wrong. Haven't you seen how fast his hair grows? Maybe just 3 times in the morning: waking up sex, sex during shower, and have a good day sex...... just guessing.
I love animals but I'm a cat person I have 2. They are like family.
When you're big, you're big! It's hard to keep things like that behind zippers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait one minute, I could swear I saw Kristen Stewart on Kelly Live put up photos of HER dog named "Bear" with a new rescue dog named Bernie. Damned if HER dog didn't look exactly like Rob's dog named Bear. What a coincidence...wink, wink!
Who da thunkit?
Really Lallie... I think you're right well whatever do you think happened???
Proud owner of my second JRT, a rescue. She's spoiled rotten, which is a no-no for JRTs, they're very smart and manipulative, but she's a calm, sensitive girl so I've given in. She sleeps in my bed every night as they love to do, but difference between her and my other one who I raised from a puppy (still miss him), she has to be right up beside me, I can always feel her beside me. Makes it a bit awkward if someone else were to try and share the bed...price I've paid.
I find it very interesting that you recalled that pic with Anna Kendrick so quickly. It obviously made a lasting impression :-D
I guess when you play lovers in a billion dollar movie franchise, based on a super popular series of YA books, the purveyors of pop culture entertainment take notice, fueled by a rabid fandom slavering for any piece of information about their fantasy couple, is the big difference. I read about the Billy Crudup and MLP situation and was appalled, but like you say lucky for him he wasn't Rob, and where is he now? The members of the Twilight "fandom", specifically those who come here to freely state their outrage, clearly don't have a clue or any perspective. When DDL gets nominated for an Oscar, which he will again, whose going to give his personal life a thought. Clare Danes is having a great ride and just won an Emmy, and is anyone complaining about her private shenanigans? Of course not. Yup, it would be interesting for somebody to do a study of this singular pop culture phenomenon which has dragged two pretty innocent actors through the mud for the sake of personal entertainment at the great expense of those two actors' personal freedom, comfort and even safety.
These interviews are more prepared than one might think. Kristen most definitely brought and approved the photos of Bear and Bernie...how else would they have obtained it? Though, they did put up a pappzed photo of Bear. Same with Rob, the photo of Bear was a private one in the house.
oh yeah it is thought that counts LOL aaaawww and your dog sounds so cute! I bet he is the king of his domaine and loving the pillows and the blankets and what not my dogs are all lap dogs LOL!
yeah I am a cat person and a dog person too and I have 2 cats both rescue cats as well and they get along and that's cool :)
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! oh man that is too funny!
What happened? NOTHING, except those two have been attempting to live their lives, together, as normal as possible, adopting another dog even (who knew?), behind the blinding glare of scrutiny that's focused on them. I think they're doing a pretty good job of keeping the curtain closed on what's really happening behind it, other than it appears to be all good...for them, and maybe K. decided to share just a wee bit of it by talking about Bear and the new dog.
your welcome and she loves too chase me around :)
Poor baby. Hope she gets well soon. They (dogs/cats etc) are such a beautiful part of the family. I miss my little Jack Russell so much. Growing up we always had German Shepherds in the family, they were all so beautiful and smart. My jack russell was the first small dog I had. He had such an amazing personality and was really funny. I was devestated when he passed away 3 years ago. I kinda would love another dog but I'm seldom home mainly because of work and I'd feel guilty leaving him/her home alone for long periods of time.
Oh how I´d like to be with you girls...... *sigh*, I´m sure you will have such a fun time! Just look at him for me one time, please?
"it would be interesting for somebody to do a study of this singular pop culture phenomenon which has dragged two pretty innocent actors through the mud for the sake of personal entertainment at the great expense of those two actors' personal freedom, comfort and even safety"
Very well stated Lallie and I´m sure that there will be people to do such a study. Unfortunately many people don´t even recognize how wrong this entertainment/media industry works and that they are nurturing it with their need to satisfy their curiosity....
Hahahahaha, didn´t hink about that, but now that you mention it......
Yep, the lap is one of his most favorite places :-)
oooooohhhhh, why does that sound so familiar? Mine does the same thing...he sleeps right next to me (under the blankets too) and most of the time I have to put my arm around him so he can cuddle right into the nook of my arm. And I can only allow such behaviour because he´s a calm one and no one´s in my life that claims the space next to me right now:-)
My 2 cats are rescue cats but they hate each other.
aaawww thats so cool :)
oh thank you yeah she is much better she is a pistol and so full of energy oh really yeah I used too have a german shepheard she was the runt of the liter and she died in 1983 her name was Lady awww jack russell how cute I am so sorry that he passed away :( aw that's too bad that you can't have pet because of working it is hard too have a pet when you work my bff when she has an apartment and she can't have a pet because she is a nurse and she works nights and she is busy all the time and it is hard too have a pet in an apartment
oh no! that sucks!
Euhmmm.... how could it not made a lasting impression? His tongue was long, wasn't it? LOL
i live in monroe.....just floored.
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