Let's Play "This Or That" With Robert Pattinson
Eeeeek I LOVE THIS!!
Just a gooooood ass & everyone runs to do ass exercises. Rob is such a motivator!
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Robert Pattinson's Movies
HIGH LIFE
(2018) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer | Clip | Buy US | Buy UK
Damsel
GOOD TIME
(2017) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer | Clip | Buy US | Buy UK
THE LOST CITY OF Z
(2016) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer
THE CHILDHOOD OF A LEADER
(2015) IMDB |Clip 1 |Clip 2
LIFE
(2015) IMDB |Trailer |Pre-Order (UK)
QUEEN OF THE DESERT
(2015) IMDB |Trailer |Official Site
MAPS TO THE STARS
(2014) IMDB | Trailer |Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
THE ROVER
(2014) IMDB | Official Site | Trailer |Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
(2012) IMDB | Trailer | Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
(2011) IMDB | Trailer | Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
(2011) IMDB | Trailer | Buy(US) | Buy(UK)
Love and Distrust (2010) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) -Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
Remember Me (2010) - Trailer - Buy (US)
- Buy (UK)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)- Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
The Summer House (2009) - Trailer - Buy (US) - Buy(UK)
Twilight (2008)- Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
Little Ashes (2008) -Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy (UK) How to Be (2008) -Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
The Bad Mother's Handbook (TV)(2007) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
The Haunted Airman (TV)(2006) - Trailer - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) - Trailer - Buy(US) - Buy(UK)
Ring of the Nibelungs (TV)(2004) (U.S. title: Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King) - Buy(US)
- Buy(UK) 
Vanity Fair (2004)(uncredited) - watch 
110 comments:
A really good joke, Rob or a brief description of K? :)) Lol!
Oh well that's me out of contention then :-(
Tell us something we don't know.
what's the Spanish word?
Cojones
Meaning balls.
oh Rob, my ass man! LOL!
i was created for a reason, ahhhhhhh:))))
Like Bella everyone thought i was crazy, but now they know Rob, i was created just for you.
I believe it, because Lady K has a pretty nice ass.
Man, he's very sexual lately: he asks us to sent him naked pictures, talks asses and now '' cojones ''! :))))) I think he really laughs 'till crying watching this videos and us all commenting about this! Nice job, Rob! K is a very lucky girl!
Made me laugh the way he said it though :-)
I saw the movie ( Twilight marathon..). I love it. I say only this : WOW
Robert is definitely not Edward in real life...but he always tickles my funny bone.
Yep and the little devil knew what he was going for!
Diana below said he probably plays back these videos and laughs till he cries and I bet he does.
He always gets me going with his total lack of filter.
I can't wait til he doesn't have to watch what he says regarding Twilight either.
I'm emailing you btw with a link
I don't think he was saying cojones, he said Coño's which is pussy's.
Love his laugh at the end :-)
I always knew he was an ass man..guess i need to step it up a notch at the gym lol
so how you changing your avi now?
I listened a few times Im pretty sure it was cojones :)
Lol love this ;)
LOL... an ass man...mmmm
mine...mine...LOL
exactly...I was thinking the same...
So..that's what he said I couldn't hear him...LOL.
I was thinking the same too...I remember them being in Japan on a stage...K walked ahead of him and I swear he was checking out her butt.
I was thinking the other day that he talks about sex and food alot so apparently he needs more of both! HAHAHA
Hey TBL Rob and has the food covered he just stop in at a M&S in England heading out towards Oxfordshire for groceries a fan got a pic they were two bags.
I saw a picture of them at a grocery store and the signs were english not German so I fugured they made a stop in England...so Food? check! The Other? feel free to speculate ;)
I KNEW IT.............I have a picture of Rob walking behind Kristen checkin' out her ass - it is SO obvious he's an ass man.
And probably a leg man too - she has legs for days..........but not so much a boob man. Oh we can't all be perfect.
And he has said several times that he's attracted to talent and intelligence and girls who read.
They are both such gender benders - he is pretty effeminate sometimes and she's pretty butch and they both seem proud of those opposing qualities and they are so attracted to each other almost in an opposite gender type way - it's really interesting to watch and I think it is a big part of their huge attraction by the world. Because it is so different from the macho 6 pack man/sexy feminine busty girl we see all the time in movies and magazines, but yet the difference seems to work. Rob likes to be controlled by her to an extent, and she likes being the boss of him. But it's just my opinion - i could be wrong. You all know I love Rob - please no hateful comments.
Good and funny observation !!!!!!!!!
Oh but he filters much more than he used to...............and he covers so well now.
WHAT?? What interview was THAT - him asking for naked pictures? I missed that one. OMG
Remember when he told on Ellen about the girl who said "what can I do to get your attention - and he said - take your clothes off"...........and she did!?? Then security carted her away.
SEX Sells .......and he definitely knows it.
He did a twitter interview with msn in England this week and at the end asked for people to send him naked pictures because he hadn't had that before lol !! they swiftly deleted them tweets after the interview finished LOL
Or we could stop trying to get up their business and let them have the privacy they are obviously looking for....if we're out of high school.
I always said he was an ass man. So many clues. First Kristen has a great ass for such a tiny girl, and he always reaches for it whenever he has his arms around her!
I felt the same way! So great!
I don't think she's the boss. I think she is just strong, and she is going to be herself in any situation. She's an Aries. That is how we are. But he's a Taurus, and no one can control a Taurus.
We could...OR we could have a little fun and not take everything so seriously.
Yes he was. It was very clear he was looking at her assest.
Nah,I don't find speculating about other people's private lives, especially intimate details, fun. Wouldn't want speculation about mine on a very public site, and Rob's said often enough he'd prefer his wasn't. I'm sure he's thrilled to know there's a pic and location info being spread about. Such fun.
woooooo Rob you are SO bad........*wink*
oh yeah!!!!! so how many times have you seen BD2 so far for me I have seen it twice now tomorrow I'm going again and it will be my third then thansgiving weekend and I may be going with my bff too go see it in december :D
hey Steph! I was wondering what happend too you :) LOL I have no ass LMAO!!!
I LOVE his laugh it is SO sexy and cute!
the ass man commeth LMAO!! mmmmmmmm is RIGHT!
yeah I know LMAO!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know right I can imagine the women sending naked pics ha ha ha ha ha!
that made my year I fell down laughing it was priceless I just hope no one took it seriously ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha!
Love his laugh all the way thru 'the end' ... :)
With such a 'fan,' who needs paps? :-((
contractually bound, love it, lol.
OMG he is freaking hilarious..."cojones"
There is a pic of R&K coming out of a grocery store in london today. There time of promoting is over, i hope they can be left alone :(
No hate at all, I think it's a good observation...with the caveat, as always, we don't know jack shit about the dynamic of their relationship, but only that it apparently works for them and HIM.
oh my sexy ass man !!
So you think it's fun to stalk people? Sorry to tell you, they are "people", real life persons/human beings entitled to go about their business in their private life (like we all do) without some asshole taking a photo of it just because they happened to have become famous in their day job(s).
Yessss! An ass AND breast man? lol. I knew it! I knew it! :D
such a deep knowledge of spanish. amazing
Lol! ;)
hi darling!!! how are you? I'm still here haha!! I've had a rough few weeks between hurricane sandy, scuba diving in my grandma's basement to retrieve things from her flooded basement (which then resulted in me getting sick), having pow wows with my entire family who had taken refuge in my parents home post sandy, quitting my job because i couldn't afford a $200 cab ride to work everyday for a week (and because i loathed my boss) and finally accepting a side job as a sales associate at a boutique where my friend is the store manager...but the hours have been killing me and eating up all my free time... BUT I am still here.
I'll probably be on here commenting sporadically, but i am on here everyday. it just sort of turned into a robsten love fest again so i'd rather go to he gym or something then hang out on here and i'm sure a few people would rather that as well lol.
Love the way he looks at her straight after saying Cojones, just to see what her reaction is. LOL
I'm always impressed that people are able to keep up with his business & their own at the same time....it's such a stretch to keep up with my own, can't be bothered to keep up with his....How do they manage it all? ;-P
Sorry, Rob.... I can make it to your movies... and I might could meet up for a quick beer to discuss green houndstooth vs. blue suede... But I'm just so in demand, I canna squeeze in anything else. You'll 'ave to make do, kiddo....lol
Plenty of horns.
Think he's messing with the fans lol. Remember reading from people in the know that women were sending unwaxed area pictures iykwim. He didn't get to see them lol. But his team apparently did and laughed for days. Think he's just doing his bit lmao and encouraging women to do it again to make his team laugh at the delusional women.
I knooooww... I just wanna say that either, God, he can be so naughty sometimes, answer the question with something funny or dirty then he's just looking at the women with that sexy stare to see her reaction, cute smile and then naughty laugh after that ... to made her 'die' and he loves to doing that !! LOL
don't you feel wanna slap him in a ......... ;-)
yea , that lucky girl has a pretty small tight ass ...
LOL M&S food is the best :-)
That's me out of the picture then !!!
i think he likes to make dirty jokes, jokes about sex, and messing around in general. just talking bullshit for fun. but i'm sure his intention is not to make fun of "delusional" women. and that also for amusement. he does not have a mean bone in his body.
Yeah I gotta agree with you ladies theres pics/videos of Rob making no effort to hide his oggling of K's butt lol :)
Good morning! Just googled "sunday morning" and this is what I found :)
Sunday morning, rain is falling
Steal some covers, share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy, living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew
That someday it would lead me back to you
That someday it would lead me back to you
Agree! I thought the same and was wondering if those fans don't watch or read his interviews when he talks how he hates the part of fame where photo cameras and so on play a part. How paranoid he is to be photographed everywhere....Those fans can keep their pics and ....well, you know what.
Agree again. lol...We all should have a bit fun and don't take things so serious, when those things are not serious! And although i have my own opinon about it, my paramenter for what is serious and what not is Rob since it concerns him.
Haha but this is why we love him!! ;)
You remember how great my ass is? my fate is getting clearer and clearer my dear. *Laughing my ASS off*
I love Maroon 5!!
yeah, he is the best. hilarious, honest, and real.
but it actually reminded me of the fanfiction "Contractually Bound" by Ginny W and sshg316. it started so interesting but then they went on HIATUS. It's a long time ago now but recently both authors promised they are going to wright it soon. i really hope for it. both women are very talented. Ginny wrote "Coming to terms" and sshg "Muffins and Malevolence". Great fics.
As I said to you earlier - it is a beautiful day here today and from what I read Rob is here too. So how about this:
Sun is shinin' in the sky
there ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin'
ev'rybody's in a playin'
And don't you know
it's a beautiful new day
heyhey
(I missed a bit but then had to have the next bit ;p )
Mister Blue Sky
is living here today
hey hey
LOL
Electric Light Orchestra, they were great :)
Yeah :-) Do you have a beautiful blue sky down your end of the country too?
Everything was crunchy white early this morning but it is a beautiful sunny day here.
Yes blue sky and sunshine, it was frosty too earlier :) I think most of country is like that today :)
Have you seen the 'happy twilight is over' video of Rob that has apparently gone viral??? Good to say the changing face of Rob and love the final clip....that has been my favourite of all time I think LOL
No I haven't not been on much the last 24 hours !!
I was sent it at 7 a.m. this morning!! :-)
Nice and early then lol!! do you have a link ? my email is in my profile !!
ELO!! love it! And I always love it when Rob is "home" ;) Can you "feel" him?
I've sent it by twitter - I hope :) I'll email too just in case !!!
I got it thanks :) very funny one of my favourite interviews was back when it all started and he said Edward would be an axe murderer in real life lol his accent was still very English too :) But I agree the final clip is priceless :)
I don't think I should say this.....the men in white coats will be knocking at my door......but I must admit to feeling my heart rate go up just a tad when I read that he was here. How unbelievably stupid!!! As if he would be wandering around anywhere that I would be likely to see him LOL
Did you get it twitter and email? lol
I don't remember him saying that Stephenie was mad......I liked that bit too. The final bit I could watch over and over :-)
That's exactly the only word Green and I had after seeing the movie yesterday at the marathon. When I got my ability of speaking back I could only say THE MOVIE WAS JUST AWESOME!!! I can't wait to see it again :)
Only twitter lol no email !! I've probably got most of these interviews saved on my youtube account just haven't watched them for a while been saving that for the upcoming drought !!! but yes you can sort of see how he has grown up even though not really changing too much !!
I second that on the Taurus male!
I have twin sons and they have always politely listen to everything I have to say and do exactly what they want to do anyway.
You're right that was my bad APrat sorry.
I agree with the Taurus comment.I am a Taurus and I was never under anyone`s control nor I shall ever be.And all the other fellows of my sign that I`ve known so far were the same.We are however very strong and can come through everything,from my experience.
I know it's easy to get carried away, but I think the best gift their fans can give them is to resemble paps as little as possible, and right now more than ever. I'm sure we will all hold the line around here, and I'll be tub-thumping....:-)
I think I do know... ;-)
By all means, and bums it is...er...doesn't sound quite right...lol
ADORE HIM .... that's more like it !! ;)
Don't forget the twilight commentary... "robust". hahaha!
I understand so well Maria....and don´t worry, it is healthy when the heart rate picks up once a day.... and you need not even go for a run..... ;)
Yeah, it's tough when the schedule won't make time to squeeze in no more than a quick beer with some hotshot movie star...;-p Speaking of movies and the people in 'em -- have you seen Lincoln? Your mate, Pace, does a nice turn in that one, too. In fact the whole cast list is a roster of solid, supporting talents topped effortlessly by DDLewis, though there is a tendency to play 'who's that under the mutton chops' throughout...lol
Oh good.....I hate running :-)
Can I help it if one of us is off gallivanting 'round the globe at all hours? Least folks don't give a toss about whether I wear boxers or briefs...lol
It's a dirty job, but I'll get my arse to the movie theatre for Lincoln - for Pace, of course. Bad fan that I am, I still haven't gone to see BDII - might wait till I won't get run over by teens. On the other hand, I'm up to season 9 on MI:5... Ros died - very sad :-( She was so dry - loved it; but consoloing myself with Armitage. Speaking of beards, looking forward to seeing him in Jackson's latest epic(s) ;-D
Good grief! That's a heck of a few weeks! Hopefully you've recovered from any sickness.
Sorry about the job...hope you find something you like asap!...
Well, at least he's honest no matter how superficial he thinks that is. I love a man that can be honest about what he likes and wants!
well she has no tits so it makes sense.
Ditto, plus one out off two is not bad!! Plus she is so tiny, I cannot imagine her with big boobs.
So you're gallivantin'....no, I know...lol....they seek him here, they seek him there -- that damned elusive pumpernickle...hear he's gone back to boxers, btw, or so he says... ;-) Think you do have to see Lincoln, despite my one complaint that yet again they do not do the rhetoric correctly for "of the people.." Think DDL should have got that right, no matter what Spielberg said...;-D And I rather think you'd better get the arse in gear for BD2, or we can't speak of sneaky, little hobbitses...no...;-)
true!
but i dont concur with the tiny. i thought she would be shorter than me as so many people say that she is tiny- but i am 5'3" and she was certainly a few inches taller in flat shoes when i saw her in italy. slim yes, but not tiny.
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