ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins
While our sinful, wanton thoughts have not vanished in the past 7 weeks, they were cast aside to the dark recesses while PromoRob was in full effect. Our beloved Ro-bear is off to hibernate for winter and that means we can crawl out of the DR a bit and step into the Robfessional.
Sinful Sundays is back!
Well! Tell us how you really feel. ;)
Awwww....someone was tame...
*sigh* so tender...
Hmmm....an artistic and reflective Robfession...
There we go! Let's get to the point.
PREACH! The coroner would need to be stationed outside the bedroom door. Death is inevitable.
The end. Send the boyfriends and husbands packing. Rob has ruined us all.
Email your Robfessions and we'll see you sinners next Sunday! Or in the dark recesses where sinning is the daily affirmation. ;)
HQ, unedited pics used in the confessions after the cut!
Lick and save the thumbnails for the unedited Robfessions!
164 comments:
I was feeling kinda down today until I read the "I CONSTANTLY wonder how ANY woman has copulated with you and survived!" comment. Excellent! Well done whoever came up with that one!
oh yeah....I LOVE Sinful Sundays. Glad to see them back! Thanks ladies!
Sorry, I was fazed out....did you say something?
UNF!!! Wet puddle on the floor....
Thank you for Sinful Sunday I Love,Love,Love it.
Oh, love sinful Sunday. I like the licking of the scruff one, mmmhhh, to taste his skin. And then off course the "copulated" one. But could I be even more sinful and say I would have replaced the word "copulated" with "f*cked". Okay, sorry ladies, I've been ready Fanfic all day, my mind (and body) has been in the gutter all day long, the sinful thoughts just sent me over the edge ......... falling, falling, ...... God hopefully into Rob's lap ....... Oh, God, sorry I can't stop myself.
Love them all especially the copulated one, I often wonder this toooooooooo.
How do these women survive? This should be studied. I will need lots of pictures, graphs, and diagrams.
MRI?
Amen Sista! I´ve been reading fanfics too for the last couple of days. U just can´t stop ur mind once it´s been there. I think after starting with the whole fanfiction thing it made Rob even more hotter or at least my mind dirtier with htoughts of him:-)
That too. Though I am more interested in studying outwardly physical diagrams and pictures. Preferably of the act itself just to get an idea of what would make a person so immune to copulation with Rob. For educational purposes of course. Strictly professional.
Of course! I am sending my job application to you as we talk....
I was going to write something from my deepest and darkest recesses but suddenly feel very coy...........
giggle giggle!
Oh f*ck it! I'm having such fun here in the DR!
hmmmmmm your smiley face and giggles make me pregnant
My Sinful Sunday Confession.
I wanna grab your hair
Get you on ya knees
I wanna stroke and touch
I wanna laugh and tease
Beneath my fingers
Wanna feel your hair
Oh Rob is it ok
If I touch you just there?
I wanna moan and groan
I wanna lick and bite
Be good to me baby
Make it last all night
Feel your soft mouth
Against my thigh
Make me catch my breath
As I breathe a sigh
Wanna bite my lip
From orgasmic screaming
I want this to be real
And not freaking dreaming.♥
I'm sorry......it's all Rob's fault...blame him for just being TOO DAMN SEXY.......
Love your name. How come you don't have an avi pic.? you have to do it through disqus.
hello ldies i know this probably has nothing to do with the post but i dont know if you might be aware of this whenever you go to the movies but there has been rumors that TItanic is going to be re-released in theaters just to be in 3d to compete with avatar. I think it sounds like a lousy idea in my opinion releasing a landmark of a film just to give it a 3d treatment it eats away at peoples wallets. Mind you i have not seen the film ever before but have heard so many things about it including the how everyone making a fuss over leonardo dicaprio (aka the original robert pattinson hee hee a little joke) because of how talented and handsome he was and still is and that millions and millions of girls were going nuts over him and keep going back into the theaters. But seriousely now i am considering one day to watch it not in theaters but at home deespite the fact that its a long film. If anyone has seen it and is residing somewhere in your house next to robs films please give me some postive feedback on why titanic was such a big phenomenom years ago and its love story aspect. not too mention i even hear some people comparing it to water for elephants in a way except different time periods different characters and stuff. Let me know
and also if im not mistaken im also under the impression that our twilight films is going down the same successful feamale driven path as titanic once has. True?
my other confession umm.....you make me write dirty stories
Rob! "You fill my heart with gladness-take away all my sadness. You ease my trouble, thats what you do" You all know where that's from, right? I look at him and I am filled with gladness!
These photos are pure sin.
There was a preview for the 're'-release' of titanic before BD.
ok, I don't know if the Stockholm conference videos were posted but they are on Youtube under BD stockholm. They have really sensitive mic's set up and you can hear all the 'whispers' between Rob and Ashley (I don't think they knew they could be heard). it was the funniest thing I have ever seen- I am always dying to know what R and K are talking about when they whisper to each other during those things and those videos give a little glimpse into the mind of our Rob. But that is my sinful sunday: eavesdropping!!!
that is correct
I'd recommend watching it. I was a hardcore DiCaprio fan when it came out, but not nearly as obsessed as I am with Rob. It was harder to be a looney fan back then. Blogs such as this one didn't exist. There were no Dark Recesses back then. Anyway, I was consumed by Titanic (and *obsessed* with Romeo and Juliet before that.) I don't plan to watch it when it comes out in 3D. I recommend you just rent it and watch it at home. Curl up with a nice glass of wine (wait, how old are you?) and watch it when you're in the mood for a beautiful, romantic story. You probably won't love it now the same way I loved it then, but I'd still recommend watching it. I'd love to hear what you think about it... be sure to come back and post.
WOAW woman O.O where did all THAT come from. Have you been holding out on us? I LOVE IT and my sentiments exactly =)
Bartender, I'd like to have what she's having, make it stat!
and i'm blaming Rob all the time as well, it's all his fault....he's too sexy? all his fault. me craving? all his fault. i broke a fingernail? all his fault lol
You were gone *looking at microscope eyepiece nervously*
Jesus F. Christ....That´s Robporn: I don´t even need to watch a movie. You´re speaking from all our hearts (or way deeper) I have to save that, print it and put over my bed (preferably with a smashed headboard.)
there you have the pic:-) fitting?
HMOF!!!! yes...Yes....YES.....
Oh my God! I never post anything myself, but it's nice to know i'm not alone. Why Rob WHY!?!?!?!?!?!!??!
Yes, that is true. DiCaprio was the Pattinson of my high school days. He did Romeo & Juliet, which put him on the Teen Heartthrob map. He was always a great actor (see What's Eating Gilbert Grape), but he wasn't a sex symbol until R&J. I have to admit I was *obsessed* with R&J. I even decorated my room the way Juliet had hers in the movie and acted out scenes by myself every night. I made the angel costume she wears in the movie and wore it at home all the time. I was bat-shit crazy about that movie. It was the death of me.
After Titanic, DiCaprio ducked out of the spotlight. He has since said that the fame from R&J and Titanic was too overwhelming for him. I think he was also afraid of being typcast. He's only done dramatic roles since then and has quickly become one of my favorite dramatic actors. (The scene in Revolutionary Road where he finally goes off on Kate Winselt's character gives me chills every time.) Anyway, the DiCaprio you know today is nothing like the DiCaprio from 1996/1997. I highly recommend that you watch Titanic, but I doubt you'll fall in love with him the way I did back then. He was the man o' the moment back then just like Pattinson is the man o' the moment today. In fifteen years somone else will be the shiz and some girl/young woman will be asking you to explain all the hoopla over Twilight. You'll recommend she watch the movies, but you'll know in your heart of hearts that she'll never love them then the way you love them now.
Yowza. Me like.
Robfession:
I want to feel your scruff running along the inside of my thigh.
So YOU survived him! Lucky girl! Me next!
OK I'd really like to know what made Rob so red and sweaty in the first picture
Giggles - Me likey this, me likey this a lot.
WOWZA, nice job.....hearing him say your name....really got the poetic "juices" a flowin' uh? Can't blame you there....LOL!!!
My Robfession:
I want to close my eyes and Braille you.
Alright, these photos really got me going. Who's up for a pervert poll?
What's Rob like in bed? Wants to be on top? Wants to be ridden?
On top and in control.
Very appropriate for Sunday!
He was with me. Now you know. You caught us!
I want to be the thing he desires..... *sighs*
I want to see you in a very adult film version of "Fifty..."
What is that?
from Twilight. When Bella asked Edward why he was absent.
I didn't see you here recently.
What can I say? Hearing him say my name sorta got me going......
Well it is Sinful Sunday...lol
O I get it now! I was away for a little while. I kind of explained on another posted under pap pictures. I want to be here with you guys but I can't take the haters sometimes.
Thanks hon......Sinful Sunday got me Steaming!! lol
Sinful Sunday Robporn........is there any other kind? LOL
Well it IS Rob's fault *folds arms and pouts*
I think he's been very naughty and needs a lil punishment.......*snicker*
OMG!!! May I share your robsession confession??? And add this...that I am old enough to be his mother and STILL want to do all that you said!!!
Yes that is awesome. My palate is cleansed. I was on the previous post and the haters were making a mess of it.
Thank you for the great pics. I feel so much better, what a nice Sunday treat.
Help yourself hon....LOL
Age is just a number in your head.....I started counting backwards years ago....lol
Kaz, You are a BAD, BAD girl (Heh,heh, heh)! But apparently you're not the only one!
OKAY! I admit my sins I want to RAVAGE him and then start over *giggles*
which post was that is on this site I have been gone all weekend seeing BD :)
I bet BRILLANT! ;)
OH HELL YEAH!!
I just want to play with him nough said *wink*
thanks for the recomendation, and im 20 by the way. and yeah ur right im not so sure what to expect out of titanic since i was quite oblivous of the fuss about it years ago ( i was a kid then) i register to get a copy for it at the library and i hope it comes soon. although it seemed really ironic to preview such an epic romantic film of a extroadinary caliber right in front of a twilight film which is its own epic romantic caliber and breed and it has robert :)
i actualy rented revolutionary road today while i wait for titanic to come. and i find it very fascinating that you decorated ur bedroom so exoctically for romeo and julet(which i saw in high school a few years ago) and i watched whats eating gilbert grape he was also really good in it. I even watched him in gangs of new york last night(n another amazing film) and yes it is true leo was definately treated like a typecast and had to remove himself as a romantic lead and star in more sophisticated films like catch me if you can (which i also saw, and the musical as well) where he plays a notorious con man. And also stars in some twisted thrillers like Inception and let me tell you that is a very strange twisted freaky movie a little confusing too but it was so good. And now hes up for another best actor nod in J. Edgar i didnt see it yet but my sister has and she loved it and it made her cry. :(. looks interesting and i might try to see it one day. But anyway Robert seems to idolize and look up to Leo as an inspiration because he's also but has been trying out some very sophisticated flicks that are of no need to be a mega hit but still be good like remember me, water for elephants, and pretty soon bel ami and cosmopolis. And yet he has stared in other films before twilight and they were fine like little ashes which i saw a few days ago and it was really strange, and watches the haunted airman a few weeks back during breaking dawn weekend and it was a sick movie. oh sorry am i going on too much. nah i just like to share but thank you for the recomendation again. i think maybe im becoming a little leo obsessed too :)
oh and responding to ur last sentence yeah who knows in 15 or 20 years when some other it boy somes around someone migth question "what was the fuss over twilight about" and i would say "well it all started with a talented, handsome young british man named robert pattinson"..and then go from there. youll never know but hey im a movie junkie and im a sucker for romance i want to be indulge
Rob did leave with a girl and another couple Saturday night. See x17 online for the photo of him in the backseat. NO NEED TO FREAK OUT - I am sure they are just friends or even just discussing a next movie project. However, the photos are there. I do not care who ROb is with - I just want the guy to be happy in his personal life.
don't we all hon when you are due to have your baby CONGRATS!
wooooo you naughty girl ;)
they certainly are!
very appropriate for EVERY sunday!
OH MY GOD that is one of my favorite songs Rod Stewart sings it and I know Van Morrison also sings it too :D
like when he is licking the sweat off my body OH MY GOD DID I say that?!!!
read my dirty thoughts below and my titanic coment
just saw the poster in the lobby! yesterday! my favorite movie I bawled so hard til I had a headache
buy it trust me it is awesome and also it is a two disk set so you can get it anywhere :)
Never saw anything in Leonardo! He does not have one ounce of what Rob has on screen or in person.
oh honey don't be sorry!!! THANK YOU!! *goes to the DR*
He did back then. Now I don't consider him sexy at all. I just think of him as an amazing actor. It's funny thinking back on those days, fifteen years ago (yikes! I'm getting old), and knowing how crazy I was about him. Although, to be honest, I was more in love with his Romeo character and then his Jack character.
My obsession for DiCaprio/Romeo/Jack pretty much ended by 1999 and there was no one in Hollywood that hooked me . . . until Rob. Rob is just all around, throw-down-and-please-knock-me-out-so-I-don't-stranged-something-because-I'm-so-drunk-with-lust sexy. I can stare at those eyes forever. Even though I'm old enough to know better (and married now!) I never obsessed about DiCaprio the way I obsess about Rob.
No need to apologize! I think my post above was just as long. :)
I hope you like Titanic. It's a good love story. It's a long movie, but the more time you have with characters, the more time you have to love them and care about them. I think this is what made BDp1 so satisfying. Following E&B for several years (and a few thousand pages) makes the big moments like the wedding and the sex scene so gratifying. Imagine if all the moments of all four books were crammed into one movie. You wouldn't have enough time to fall in love with the characters.
that was supposed to be: "so-I-don't-strangle-something"...
Honey, that just means that you can whip that man into a frenzy. Go to town! :)
hey ladies!! who live in the U.S. Febuary 11th 2012 the BLUE RAY/OR DVD release of BD part 1 will be out!! they will offically annouce it January 3rd!! as for me I am going to wait and see what Target has Shant if you are reading this let your son know!(haha ha haha) since he works at Target I am dying to know what cover(for a limited time only) they will have of the movie HOPEFULLY it will be a "limted"(like last time) edition cover release however I am NOT happy with the special features(I am going to yell) THEY DON'T HAVE AUDIO COMMENTARY OF ROB!!! OR OF ANY OF THE CAST MEMEBERS AT LEAST IN PART ONE THEY WO'NT HAVE IT!! WHAT THE HELL!! SUMSHIT IS REALLY HANGING ON MY LAST NERVE!!!!!!!!!! okay calming down now MAYBE they will have have all 4 of them on BD part 2 when it comes out on DVD in 2013
did you have to say that?! OH GREAT *goes to change panties*
okay will do! :)
all I can say is hon you will NOT be disappointed this movie is EPIC and BRILLIANT it won best picture so PLEASE buy it you will LOVE it you will cry your eyes out and laugh and just LOVE IT
Y'all, stick a fork in me, I'm done! It's Sunday, I went to church, and now I am totally off the path, thinking of Rob, Rob, Rob. And I'm a happily married woman! It's true, I'm made even happier when thinking of Rob. Hallelujah for Sinful Sundays and the ability to confess in the DR among friends.
Aww hell . . . now you have to share the dirty details! ;)
It's fine Leah,I don't think you wanna know since you hate paparazzi picture of Rob.I don't wanna comment on the pap pictures of Rob, just personal preference.
And with the pap picture,
"MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING."
i'm hoping for some changes.... really hoping for r&k commentary.
its not a confirmed date its just a rumor they r gonna confirm it in january 2 the real release date
i will like AG said it may not have a wide impact on me like twilight does but i think itll blow me away and i also think its like remember me because its sort of a thought provoking film with powerful messages about life that make you want to change ur life and its also like water for elephants except it takes place on a boat not a circus
i saw the trailer for the rerelease when i saw breakng dawn the 2nd time
you what i think what might have been interesting if they made all the films into a tv series like vampire diaries every season folowing all 4 books one chapter per episode i think it would have existed longer and i think most of the stuff from the book wouldnt be left out you hear that MR. heee heee a little joke
im actually watching another epic romantic film phantom of the opera( the musical with gerald butler) and i think it also has some similiar parraels between twilight bc of the love triangle misundestood character and that the music from the movie lie the musical is so magical and it makes me think about edward
Sorry I can't. I signed the NDA (non-disclosure agreement)!
This isn't just a sinful thought but a serious proposition I'd love to have the power to do something about. Not only would the film lend itself to some seriously erotic sex scenes but the character of Christian would be a fantastic opportunity. He's volatile and mercurial. He switches, without warning, from cold and unfeeling, to boyish and playful, from kind and patient to sexual predator, from damaged and scared to loving, to furious. I know that Rob could give an intensely powerful performance. Wish I was in the film making business!!
I can confess to ALL of these and More...
Bloody hell - Well what ever you were doing to Rob it certainly brought up a hot sweat LOL
ohhh..I like this idea...very much indeed.
lol.. let's give the producers this idea...maybe that same ones that had dinner with him saturday..I am sooo curious to hear about his new project. I mean, of course they were discussing something...cannot wait.
not necessarily on top
but in control...I like it..it's sooo fifty...
Braille? lol...
you b*tch!!! :)
ohh dont go again..stick with us...dont let the haters shooo you away...
Is it safe to come back in, or is the drama from the pap pics still going. ;)
morning ladies..nice monday to everyone.
I wont lie to you..I am sooo proud of BC, Robert and Kristen to bring us BD1...we all have seen the movie and we know it's worth the wait.
I havent read all commetns here at this sinful sunday post, but I got only one trying to brig up again, we wont reply to any of that. It's not worth.
Robert was out with producers maybe discussing a new project and we dont need to dwell on pics from nasty paps .
You're safe here on this thread although I believe they're still going on about it on the other one.
Yep agree with you - could only find one tiny little thing that niggled me on BD1 and that was the unnescessary background music that played when B & E were talking at the beginning or when Bella was talking to Charlie it sounded a bit like elevator music but other then that I thought it was perfect.
TG! I am staying clear of that post. Too crazy for me.
I think I would literally combust. I so love Fifty!
i'm hoping to hear him say your name alot more, i'm curious to see what else you got there, lurking, waiting to come out. Please Don't hold back, by all means let it aaaall out
Cool< i only come in here to look at The Pretty. :)
Rob the scapegoat lol poor lad, he's not here to defend himself. ah well it's all his fault.
it actually feels kinda liberating blaming someone else for everything *giggles*
But honestly, the First time I heard Rob say your name i thought it sounded a lil' bit repremanding like: "Karen! *spank* Get into bed"
This is SO going next to my 'thrusting back' GIF
maybe that's just it: there Were no survivors. that's why we never got to hear their stories. Bet they died with the biggest smile on their faces, i know i would.
one of my favorite parts is when Rob answers a question with: "...i like kind of iconoclastic people" then afterwards he whispers to Ashley:
"i don't even know what iconoclastic means" ow god he cracks me up, every.single.time
Berlin Rob is one of my favs outfits... I know, he looks HOT dark button shirt but the white stirs something in my belly , cannot explain...
elevator music...LOL!
WOW!! Would be fantastic if it got to 600 million worldwide!!
Ditto on the big grin :)))
It's Looney Tunes in ScaryWorld.......saddo's
Did you know I write my poems in a blog called RobVersessence?
Click on my avi and the blog link is listed.
See if there are any others that take your fancy! LOL
Oh wow......I can just hear him say "Get into bed" in that stern voice he has.....*melting here*
Third week #1. Wonderful!!!!!!!
It was a little syrupy, especially compared to how great all the other music was.
Me too. I hate trolls and drama.
Amen.
Syrupy - I like that
Subject: [robsessedblog] Re: ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson: ROBsession Confessions: Admit your Robert Pattinson laced sins
There's MORE?!?!
I'm getting lubed up and jumping right in LOL
btw did you ever give Rob that poem you wrote for him a while back?
it reminded me of those old 70's TV series like The Love Boat or Charlies Angels! LOL
(I could have said old porn movies but obviously I wouldn't know that...*tongue firmly in cheek..lol)
It would, wouldn`t??? I knew since the first trailer that BD1 would have great worldwide BO final numbers.
the NM BO is around 710m, so BD1 needs 110m yet to be ...It will.
BD1 already has the best 3 weeks from the saga.
LMAO! The love boat I dont remember but Charlie`s angels yezzzz...We have it it here in Brazil too..LOL
They aren't all of the Robporn variety...lol
A lot are lovelorn or about the films. Plenty to choose from though!
Sadly, I couldn't get close enough to Rob at the London premiere to hand him a poem but have high hopes for Bel Ami premiere....(fingers crossed)
I know this is old news but the changes with disqus are still driving me crazy. SOOOOOO, I found out how to email them and put in my complaint! If you want to do the same here is their email address: biz@disqus(dot)com or hello@disqus(dot)com
The Love Boat was an American show about the love lives of passengers and crew aboard a luxury cruise ship......so you can imagine the background music...lol
The first photo is to die for.
keeping my fingers crossed for you. i wrote him a poem as well, 4 pages long (i know, i got a bit carried away). there was just something i really felt i needed to say to him, so i wrote it down in a poem, stuck it in an envelope and off it went. i really hope he liked it, but i'll never know.
Kristen seems to be well adjusted.
Hey hon- How are you feelin? I had my daughter Nov 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQWBy2JijDY&feature=related
This video of Rob is hilarious.
Hey everyone... don't forget... the last day to vote for Rob in the People's Choice Awards is tomorrow. So jump on over there and vote for Rob for actor, WFE for best Drama and WFE for best adapted Screeenplay...
And, um.... Bel Ami, nothing else needs to be said :-)
X17 online
Rob, we know you lurk here and we hope you get as worked up as we do!!! Enjoy our comentary on you!!!!! We love you Rob!
Happy holidays!
I know-I'll give it another try but sometimes its so bad what they say and it's hard to avoid because you're just reading along you come across something awful without warning. Missed it here!
so sorry, don't know what got into me there, i completely forgot about her for a sec. When i see Rob i just have tunnel vision, all is see is Rob...Rob here Rob there Rob everywhere. at that moment i just block everything else surrounding him. don't stone me pleeez., it was an honest mistake
LOL!! Yes. Rob gets on the brain and never leaves! :). It's like Men And Black. Wave Rob in front of our faces and all is forgotten.
loved that show! i can sing that tune, in its entirety, in full lounge lizard mode! (-:
does he really lurk here?
i must agree! =P i think i'm the only one on the planet who doesn't like him in the black on black. sorry, ladies, don't hate! (-:
bow chicka bow wow
yes! thanks dra! (-:
and i can't WAIT to see how bd2 does, as well, it being the last in the saga. (-:
no kidding.
i think we need to start a petition for that! (-;
LOL yeah "i don't know who i am anymore, at All"
In a post in the past ... it is a proven fact that his sister lurks here. She has admitted that. So ... with that being said, I have no doubt that he 'visits' on occasion when he has some free time - which makes me giddy :)
I want Rob to write a "lemon" and let me read it! ;-)
yes, i've heard that his sister has, in the past (anyone know her screen name?), but never heard that he actually had.
Yep me too - I look, smile, groan a little and then maybe drool a bit as well - then I'm happy and can go on with my life. :)
Good idea - you know what they say "it only takes one bad apple."
You know what I liked in Looney Tunes - I liked it when you could attach a stick of dynamite to one of the characters head shame we can't do that in real life but instead of their head shove it up their uranus.
Of course you wouldn't Kaz Ahem It wasn't you telling me those rude porno jokes in London was it - or maybe it was your partner in crime blondemel.
Vote for ROB and WFE at peoples choice award.DE6th is the last day!!!!!!!!
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