Robert Pattinson tortures the citizens of Los Angeles

Robert Pattinson tortures the citizens of Los Angeles

If his pictures don't kill me, him trotting around Los Angeles surely will.

1 gorgeous man. 2 sightings. 3 people.

275,945 sobs from the ROBsessed Angelenos who were in the wrong place at the right time.

First up is from an MTV personality Thursday evening (9.2.10):

Cafe Stella...I love that place. Delicious. But hearing that Rob was there made me scream: "STELLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Ugh...so close...but yet...

Can't he just stay inside and order take out? *grumbling* kidding kidding

Second sighting, Friday 9.3.10, is no surprise. Soho House!

A Water For Elephants extra tweeted:

And an E News reporter tweeted:

While anyone can dine at Cafe Stella, Soho house is a joke for common folk. Membership is $$$$ and you need to be referred by a member. That still doesn't grant you access. There's the application process as well ;)

Glad Rob has a place that is so exclusive but it seems some of these Soho members are a bit ROBsessed as well...oh sure sure they'll claim they're telling the fans what they want to know but puh-lease. You know they go to sleep at night dreaming of Rob ;)

I thought I'd make us all a bit more jealous of the lifestyle by showing you some pics from the exclusive club.

I have a theory about a picture of Rob...I believe he "borrowed" a book from this room. Hehe...we know he likes to "borrow" ;)