Oh frickety, fruck, frack.... come to mama baby! He's got me blubbering again!
(Do you think she takes care to never wash that hand when she leaves the set?! And please ADM, don't start talking about the fluffer's job and Rob, this early in the morning!)
GAH!! Damn him for being so gorgeous.Is it wrong I'm jealous of that lady? And she is one tall lady! I guess she feels the need to fluff between every line Rob says. Hell, I'd go for a fluff and grab. LOL
@siss - Can I be your assistant? It looks like its more than a one woman job. Someone has to step in once you pass out (after I knock you out of the way.LOL). I volunteer.
Well when you guys are through fluffing his hair or...whatever. Will ya send him on over to makeup? 'Cause that's the job I want. And I'm gonna cheat. I'm gonna apply it all over dat body in loooooong, even strokes.
but i kind of feel like we are invading his work. i am grateful for all of the pics and i love looking at all of them but with seeing so many i kind of feel a little intrusive. i know i may get negative feedback but i dont know... ok i will shut up now.
Don't shut up about it. God knows I've wailed on about it. It's a conundrum. We want to see what's going on, but by doing so, the papps are intruding on his work. And I dunno. Maybe he's getting better at handling it. He doesn't look as stressed as he did in NY last summer. Although...that was a friggin' nightmare.
The other day I suggested this...
They know that the papps are not gonna give up 'cause he's the hottest ticket on the internet at the moment and they can't stop 'em because they're on public land. So what if at the end of the shooting week, the studio released a handful of top quality shots from throughout the week.
Would that then put the skids on the jackals because they might have difficulity peddling their inferior shots because they'd have to compete with sanctioned 'quality' shots? Or...would the fans download the papp ones anyway?
Or maybe the studio could say...we'll give you guys some good ones, but if the downloads for the papp shots continue, we'll stop giving them to you and you can just have inferior shots from the papps.
I think this could work and if so, then it wouldn't feel invasive looking at them. 'Cause they'd be sanctioned.
Just an idea. 'Cause these bastards are not gonna go away unless you beat them at their own game.
He always smiles at the person who is tending to him. He never looks down at them. To me he looks as though he treats them equally to a cast member or a director. He looks happy to be involved in the project/film.
screw being a nurse. i'm going back to school to be a make up artist.
second, how in the hell are we supposed to handle hard working blue collar rob? so help me, if we get a picture of him with one of those barrels thrown over his shoulder in the wife beater, my 3 kids are gonna need a new mama.
Okay. I've changed my mind. Woman's perogitive, you know.
I want clean up at the end of the day (and no, I don't mean Rosie's clean up).
I wanna get him into a tub and scrub him within an inch of his life. I'll get the sunscreen, the makeup and the durt off of him. Then I'll towel him off and then get something else all over him...
ME!!!
I'll even forgo a salary. Hell. I'll pay the studio for the privledge. However, I will require my daily perdium. Well. Gotta eat. Gonna need my strength. Oh what the hell. They can keep the perdium too. I'll just chow down at catering.
And a really smart actor will never show disrespect to the lighting director or the cinematographer.
'Cause they're gonna take what hair, makeup and costumes have done and turn those actors into dreams.
Oh yes. There is a hierarchy on a film set. And the people who make the actors LOOK good, are at the top of the food chain...as far as the actors are concerned.
In fact, you know who knows most of an actor's secrets on a film set? Makeup and hair. Oh yeah. A very intimate relationship can build there. And no, I don't mean a sexual one (although that does go on too. more than a few actors have gotten romantically involved with a makeup artist).
You know how we get to know (and talk candidly with) the people who do our hair and nails and whatnot? Same thing here.
Yup. My dad always said...if you wanna know who's sleeping with who on a movie set, go ask hair and makeup. They know. They know EVERYTHING!!! LOL!
becky - my stepdaughter just got her cosmetology license and she is moving back to LA (that's where we are originally from)and she is hoping to got to a makeup artist school in hollywood. she has already researched it and that's the best one. i told her that my dream is that one day she is going to call me and tell me that she is working on robert pattinson and then i would fly down and be her apprentice LOL. and of course she rolled her eyes at me...
Has anyone in the history of humankind had his hair touched as much as Rob? Between him touching it himself every second and all the attention it gets on sets and photoshoots, I'd imagine he'd easily win that world record!
And I want to be part of this historically significant phenomenon, damn it...
Great pics, and I love the ones where he is in a red vest. I didn't expect to see so many pics today! Yay for the lovely Robert pics. I can't wait for WFE!
Did you get my last e-mail? I know. I'm so long winded and horribly rude that I'm guessing when you look in your in box and see that I've replied, you probably think...
'Oh shit. not another one. Doesn't that psycho know that I've got a life?'
Well. It's just that I posed a question to you and I was wondering...yes or no. That's all you gotta say.
Correction about my vest statement in my above post *blushes*, it's not a red vest, but a brown vest. A reddish brown vest, and Robert looks eddible in it.
Dirty dusty Rob....I don't care...he's got a cute smile for the smiley tall lady touching his hair...if I were her that would make my day right there...sharing a smile. I'm really liking his hair this way, I think it enhances those beautiful features he has. I can't wait for this movie. I know it's probably intrusive on the papz part, but I'm guilty, I love seeing these pics, as long as they're not obnoxiously in his face, like for RM.
did you that pic with a female crew was fixing his hair??? He looks like a little boy, so still and being good while his hair is being fixed! He is soooo cute in these pictures.
no wait, i got it. we want the picture of him pouring that bucket of water over his head. uh huh. i'll join woms on the flatline.
Ana76...i'd have to think about disowning my daughter a little bit if i got the eye roll about rob. i mean, he's hot, yeah. but the whole personality is completely win and just makes him that much better. his mama did a good job.
Rob is generous and gracious. I love the way his whole entire face lights up when he smiles.
** eavesdropping (again) ** Nik & RPG you guys are going to need one hefty bail bond fund. Have you set it up yet? Not many days left until Robstock II.
I'm always looking for a good Ethel to my Lucy and I think I may have found a partner in crime in RPG. Although come to think of it, with my 'all talk no walk' I'm probably more Ethel than I am Lucy. Hmmm...
Yanno. Whenever I think I'm getting too deep into this fangirly thing, I always think of Lucy trying to meet movie stars. Remember when she lit that fake nose on fire in front of William Holden? God, that was funny. So maybe if I approach it like that...like a caper, then I might not have a heart attack.
'Cause ooooh...I loves me a caper.
That's it. That's it. Were going up there dressed as Lucy and Ethel.
It's perfect!!!
Lucy and Ethel with Animal Control.
Well. I say if you're gonna land your ass in jail, you wanna do it up big enough that you end up plastered all over the evening news.
And Lucy and Ethel and Rob and Rosie (hey. that sounds like a movie...a very weird movie) with Animal Control...oughta do it.
I can see it now-- Traffic was at a standstill today as a runaway elephant was spotted on the freeway carrying Rob Pattinson and two unidentified women clinging to him and the elephant. Pappz going wild taking pictures with telephoto lenses caught this amazing sight. The women were later arrested. Pattinson, who is filming Water for Elephants, said it was one of the best experiences of his life. The elephant was not injured in the escapade. Pattinson, who is always gracious, has refused to press charges.
Robert Thomas you are so HOT! Even more than that you hold inside pure and natural qualities, like kindness and humility. No wonder you have us all at your feet!!!!!! I am spellbound!
i was too busy looking at rob but after i stopped ogling him, i noticed that lady is f%&k tall!!! she has flats and is the same height as him. holy molly! lucky tall amazon!!!
That's exactly how it would play out, huh? And he would think it was one of the best experiences of his life 'cause he's such a little wierdo and well...that just wouldn't be something you'd see everyday, would it?
Thank you for the laugh. I wanna stay and play, but I gotta get busy.
look how cute he is just standing there with his arms down at his side, looking sweetly at the lady doing his hair, like a good boy that he is.
i want to mess up that hair, dammit, and then i want him to mess up my hair, and then....well, you know.
i'm over the edge...really, not kiddin' over the f'n edge and sliding down into the abyss.
Oh & I'll definitely chip in for some bail $$ if you guys get close enough to him to need it. Just give us all the durt 'cause we'll be anxiously awaiting details!
Oh my God. Rob, please give us a break. This is unbearable. Sorry Rob, I look at these paparazzi photos. But I can not help it. They are so wonderful. I am hopelessly lost. Even if I do not want. I can not help it. Every single photo is so beautiful. Thank you.
I got so much to do today ('cause I'm runnin' away for the weekend), but I just had to check back in and see if RPG and I had landed in the pokey yet.
And Loisada... Your movie titles had me on the floor. In fact, I'm typing from the floor (much like Angie this morning). Hey. Did check out that other thread (oh Nik. stop being so specific. well. i can't remember names of threads...as I'm running down the freeway on the back of an elephant). But anyway, we took a vote (okay. I took a vote) and you have been elected as the new weathergirl for northern Ventura County. More specifically, the WFE set. There's a heatwave a coming and we (okay. that would be me again), were curious as to just how hot dat boy can actually get.
As for me and RPG and Rob and Rosie... Were just being idiots (uh...okay. once again, that would be me).
ok, i have a big doubt and i need you to answer me
i'm on another blog chatting with latin girls and one of them has told me rob had a facebook, but someone hacked it. I've told her i don't think he was really Rob, someone could impersonated him.
Please, IS THAT TRUE??? answer me i'm discussing rith now!!!
There just aren't enough words to describe these****thud***
Nik and RPG
OMFG you guys are masterminds you girls totally created the perfect pland lol....even though i will be seeing you in the news soon...ahaha hope all goes well ahahaha ROFLMArseO =)
Gosh the things THIS MAN women DO :P
idk why it did it above with my name ahahah oh well (=
Nik, Laurie RPG, you guys are just to funny LOL, of course I come to this site for our beloved boy, but the "entertainment" is priceless. And I'd love to see a movie with your "Lucy and Ethel", Rosie, and Rob, always wanted to see Rob in a good comedy, that would be it right there!!!!
Nik: weather girl I can handle.... always wanted to poke that stick around on a big screen!
So... today is only around 70-80 ℉ but it feels hotter because it's muggy. The kind of skies that can fool you an really burn. I'm thinking that even slathered in sunscreen Rob's going to be getting pretty brown. (He does look like he'd burn, but I remember a premiere where he was very tanned.... anyone got a pic?)
Hope they're not filming this weekend because it's going to be a scorcher. Have to be outside all Saturday and will be wearing a big ole hat!
I think to make this really work you may have to dress up as clowns. Didn't Lucy and Ethel wear some sort of crazy stuff when they did one of their capers? Then when you do get arrested you can plead--"but we're Robsessed, we're Robsessed." And Rob will be laughing his head off. He would definitely think the whole thing funny as long as he didn't recall the wheelbarrow and melted butter incident in New York during the red carpet event for Remember Me and connect the dots. But then he is a guy with a quirky sense of humor, he might just like it anyway. And if you are clever you might get your way with him while he is laughing.
RPG --
Yeah, I handle the press and include the Robowski stuff. Maybe even make a vid to put on YouTube or pass it along to Biel. She makes the best.
But you know to do this, I'll need a WHOLE LOT more chocolate. Let's see, bail bond fund + chocolate allowance. It's going to add up fast.
I never thought that this short haircut can make me so crazy. But he's just screaming for it. "Touch me at the neck." Rob you want it, right? With your hair . You are the first man in the world who can kill us with your hair ! That is incredible.
I know. Have you ever rubbed a little boy's head just after he's had a buzz cut? Oooooooh, I think Rob's neck must feel like that with this new haircut.
It's going to take quite a few of us and maybe a ladder to get Rob and RPG & Nik up there on Rosie. I'm sure any and all help would be appreciated. It might even turn out to be as funny or funnier than watching them tear down the freeway.
OK, RL is crowding in. I've got company coming for dinner and am outta here. bbl, maybe.
wow just when we thought Bel Ami would kill us all he goes and gets all sexy in durty 30's clothes. OMG why does he do this to us??? Ana--can i be your assistant? to your neice--i'll be very quiet and just watch--can i please touch his jaw and his hair just once tho??
OT - did anyone notice the FF style has changed...i kind of like it better cut the words are bigger. i sound real old cuz i need the letters bigger LOL.
you must check out this video on YouTube. I wish I knew how to give you the link but it's called:
Robert Pattinson - Lost In You
posted by lostimortal2
the song and the pictures will send you all over the edge of the slippery precipice we all cling to... Most AMAZING Rob video to date! Even Biel was blown away.
awesome ana--i'll even be the brush holder if i can touch and smell him--i'll be sneaky about the smelling tho don't worry-don't want us to get fired on the first day LOL
Loved the thread, especially Nik's scenario about being Animal Control Officers...that would be ingenious to capture him. Like an episode from "Punk'd" If only you could pull that off!
@Laurie, YES, I would sneak up behind my little brother and rub the back of his little buzzed head cause it was just so nice and soft. He hated it!!
There's another video by this Natalia that YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE! And maybe some of you have. It's called "Have Mercy" and it was on this blog I don't know how long ago, but it only got 10 responses and I figured for whatever reason it just got buried quickly.
I don't know how to post a link or even download a video. Don't laugh. It's not nice to laugh at technotards. But I loved this video so much, that I just saved the page it was on in my favorites. I said...stop laughing.
Go look at this video. It captures his screwball personality better than any video I've ever seen AND it's hot as hell as well.
And this new one "Lost In You"... Absolutely gorgeous. Thank you Natalia. Very talented.
RPG... I just went and posted on your blog about this unhappy situation with Kristen. And as soon as I post this, I'll go check the e-mail. And I went and checked that link and all I gotta say is...
They're gonna have to catch us first. Ha Ha
Sorry. I can't muster any funny at the moment. I just found out that Coach Wooden died tonight. I have loved and admired him since I was a kid. What a truly great man he was. A personal hero. I was having the best time today playing on this thread and just like that...the day turned. Life is funny that way.
@ BellaMarie - thanks for the recommendation. Loved it!
@Nik - here is the link to the video you talked about: http://www.youtube.com/user/Lostimortal2#p/u/2/-zlgKxyIJJY Talk about hand and jaw porn, oh my!
Loved them both, Natalia!
I am looking forward to the further adventures of Nik, RPG, Rob and Rosie! Just don't end up on the local news. LOL! I think the nun ploy also stands a good chance. Good luck! Where can we send contributions for the bail fund. LOL
hello ladies what i'm about to say is absolutely random and if you could just entertain me for a sec i have something that my apparently guttered mind heard while hearing this song...
okay ff to 1:26 and guess at what i may have heard while listening? hahaha idk what's wrong with me but if someone can supply me with the actual lyric so i may take my mind out of the gutter.
The utube Rob videos are going to be the ruin of me. Shots of Rob With really good music, the perfect combination. My favs are 'sexy' and 'wondrous place' both by petitbiel. I play them everyday they are like an enormous fix. I love the way she zooms in. Oh help got to watch them againn now........
Thank you for the link. I've watched it nearly 10 times.......
An undeniably handsome specimen of a man with youth, exuberance,graciousness and refined manners. !!!!!!!!! accompanied by a beautiful, soulful background music.
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FIRST ! So I get the job of the one that gets to touch his hair! LOL...
the girlie bits are ALL RILED UP!
Damn it sissidelyon, I wanted to fluff his hair!
Oh well...guess I will have to fluff something else...
Noticed Rob's gorgeous smile towards the lady for looking after his hair.
What a lovely young man !!!!!!!
Oh frickety, fruck, frack....
come to mama baby!
He's got me blubbering again!
(Do you think she takes care to never wash that hand when she leaves the set?! And please ADM, don't start talking about the fluffer's job and Rob, this early in the morning!)
GAH!! Damn him for being so gorgeous.Is it wrong I'm jealous of that lady? And she is one tall lady! I guess she feels the need to fluff between every line Rob says. Hell, I'd go for a fluff and grab. LOL
@siss - Can I be your assistant? It looks like its more than a one woman job. Someone has to step in once you pass out (after I knock you out of the way.LOL). I volunteer.
Well when you guys are through fluffing his hair or...whatever. Will ya send him on over to makeup?
'Cause that's the job I want. And I'm gonna cheat. I'm gonna apply it all over dat body in loooooong, even strokes.
C'mere baby. Dis won't tickle.
Oh yes it will **she purrs**
First, I LOVE these pics !!!
but i kind of feel like we are invading his work. i am grateful for all of the pics and i love looking at all of them but with seeing so many i kind of feel a little intrusive. i know i may get negative feedback but i dont know...
ok i will shut up now.
Nik - you have the make up but I have the sun screen! That goes on first!
@sissi heartthepretty and nik girls I want to the durt woman
No Ana...
Don't shut up about it. God knows I've wailed on about it. It's a conundrum. We want to see what's going on, but by doing so, the papps are intruding on his work. And I dunno. Maybe he's getting better at handling it. He doesn't look as stressed as he did in NY last summer. Although...that was a friggin' nightmare.
The other day I suggested this...
They know that the papps are not gonna give up 'cause he's the hottest ticket on the internet at the moment and they can't stop 'em because they're on public land. So what if at the end of the shooting week, the studio released a handful of top quality shots from throughout the week.
Would that then put the skids on the jackals because they might have difficulity peddling their inferior shots because they'd have to compete with sanctioned 'quality' shots? Or...would the fans download the papp ones anyway?
Or maybe the studio could say...we'll give you guys some good ones, but if the downloads for the papp shots continue, we'll stop giving them to you and you can just have inferior shots from the papps.
I think this could work and if so, then it wouldn't feel invasive looking at them. 'Cause they'd be sanctioned.
Just an idea. 'Cause these bastards are not gonna go away unless you beat them at their own game.
That's one tall lady!
And one very hot man!
He always smiles at the person who is tending to him. He never looks down at them. To me he looks as though he treats them equally to a cast member or a director. He looks happy to be involved in the project/film.
He impresses me with his smile, it looks genuine.
Nik, I'm with you. Official shots would put the kibosh on the pap shots for sure!
For the love of all that is holy this man will be the death of me..
Really...
OMG!! Playing catch up after too much time in NRW...
at a loss for words...
FILRobKowski!!!
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screw being a nurse. i'm going back to school to be a make up artist.
second, how in the hell are we supposed to handle hard working blue collar rob? so help me, if we get a picture of him with one of those barrels thrown over his shoulder in the wife beater, my 3 kids are gonna need a new mama.
Okay. I've changed my mind. Woman's perogitive, you know.
I want clean up at the end of the day (and no, I don't mean Rosie's clean up).
I wanna get him into a tub and scrub him within an inch of his life. I'll get the sunscreen, the makeup and the durt off of him. Then I'll towel him off and then get something else all over him...
ME!!!
I'll even forgo a salary. Hell. I'll pay the studio for the privledge. However, I will require my daily perdium. Well. Gotta eat.
Gonna need my strength. Oh what the hell. They can keep the perdium too. I'll just chow down at catering.
Deelight,
That is so true...he's so respectful and thoughtful...and always there with a smile..
Nik - LMAO!! For a chance to be on the set, I think I would even be willing to sun screen Rosie!
@Deelight...
Ask any actor who the most important people on a set are? It ain't the directors, it ain't the producers and it ain't their co-stars.
It's hair, makeup and wardrobe. They are the one who make them look
like movie stars.
I'm not kidding. Ask any actor.
And a really smart actor will never
show disrespect to the lighting director or the cinematographer.
'Cause they're gonna take what hair, makeup and costumes have done and turn those actors into dreams.
Oh yes. There is a hierarchy on a film set. And the people who make the actors LOOK good, are at the top of the food chain...as far as the actors are concerned.
The smart ones anyway.
I want to remove the shirt and hug that gorgeous newly buff body!
@nik you are right than I just want to be the one who helps him to wear I would probably be like 'I didnt like this pls take it off' LOL
But please don't misconstrue. I wasn't suggesting that Rob was kissing up to a hair dresser just so that she'd make him look good.
From all accounts, he is lovely on a film set. Treating everyone with the manners he was raised with.
In fact, you know who knows most of an actor's secrets on a film set? Makeup and hair. Oh yeah. A very intimate relationship can build there. And no, I don't mean a sexual one (although that does go on too. more than a few actors have gotten romantically involved with a makeup artist).
You know how we get to know (and talk candidly with) the people who do our hair and nails and whatnot?
Same thing here.
Yup. My dad always said...if you wanna know who's sleeping with who on a movie set, go ask hair and makeup. They know. They know EVERYTHING!!! LOL!
♪♪♫ Heaven, I'm in heaven..♫♪♫
becky - my stepdaughter just got her cosmetology license and she is moving back to LA (that's where we are originally from)and she is hoping to got to a makeup artist school in hollywood. she has already researched it and that's the best one.
i told her that my dream is that one day she is going to call me and tell me that she is working on robert pattinson and then i would fly down and be her apprentice LOL. and of course she rolled her eyes at me...
Haircut = HOT!
Has anyone in the history of humankind had his hair touched as much as Rob? Between him touching it himself every second and all the attention it gets on sets and photoshoots, I'd imagine he'd easily win that world record!
And I want to be part of this historically significant phenomenon, damn it...
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God the pictures from WFE just get better and better. I can't wait to see this movie, Rob is perfect as Jacob.
LMAO Becky!
Woms, are you alive sweetie?
I just want to run my fingers through his hair...
Great pics, and I love the ones where he is in a red vest. I didn't expect to see so many pics today! Yay for the lovely Robert pics. I can't wait for WFE!
LMAO at woms...
No words. Just a flatline.
I mean, I've seen it before around here, but it just cracked me up.
Ain't it the truth?
Devil. Angel. Some kind of alien/human hybrid. Whatever it is...
It's gonna kill us all.
RPG...
Did you get my last e-mail? I know.
I'm so long winded and horribly rude that I'm guessing when you look in your in box and see that I've replied, you probably think...
'Oh shit. not another one. Doesn't that psycho know that I've got a life?'
Well. It's just that I posed a question to you and I was wondering...yes or no. That's all you gotta say.
Yes. or No. Do you wanna? 'Cause I will.
Nik,
LMAO! If it's the question I think you asked....I would love to...if you think it's worth it!
For you darlin'...Anything!
I'll do it.
I am *DED* from all the Robowski pics...he is just getting hawter and hawter! OH-MY!
Nik,
hehehee, I'll get my ninja outfit ready!
Correction about my vest statement in my above post *blushes*, it's not a red vest, but a brown vest. A reddish brown vest, and Robert looks eddible in it.
RPG...
I was thinking...nuns! Who would accost a couple of nuns?
If were not careful, this could turn into an episode of Lucy and Ethel?
Remember when they stole John Wayne's footprints from Graumann's?
Maybe we could get the elephant. Hold her for hostage or somethin.g I dunnol.
LMA0o...
I can
can't even fucking typey.
shaking
It may be lethal to stare at him so much but I'll take that chance!
Dirty dusty Rob....I don't care...he's got a cute smile for the smiley tall lady touching his hair...if I were her that would make my day right there...sharing a smile. I'm really liking his hair this way, I think it enhances those beautiful features he has. I can't wait for this movie. I know it's probably intrusive on the papz part, but I'm guilty, I love seeing these pics, as long as they're not obnoxiously in his face, like for RM.
did you that pic with a female crew was fixing his hair??? He looks like a little boy, so still and being good while his hair is being fixed! He is soooo cute in these pictures.
ROTFLMFAO Nik!!!! OMG, Yes I remember than episode....
Nuns...perfect.....
Ohh, maybe we could get his feet in cement, then he couldn't run!!
no wait, i got it. we want the picture of him pouring that bucket of water over his head. uh huh. i'll join woms on the flatline.
Ana76...i'd have to think about disowning my daughter a little bit if i got the eye roll about rob. i mean, he's hot, yeah. but the whole personality is completely win and just makes him that much better. his mama did a good job.
Good gawd, we're gonna get arrested, I just know it!!!
why does this woman look like his mother and he looks like a little boy in that pic. Is it Clair?
Well. I've come up with something else but were gonna have to rent a moving van.
Animal Control.
We'll just march up there and start barking orders...
"WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THIS GODDAMN ELEPHANT INTO THE COUNTY? WE GOT RULES UP HERE."
"You there cutie. Whadda you do around here?"
"Uh. Well. I'm the star of the picture."
"Good for you. You got anything to do with this elephant? Does it listen to you?"
"Uh. Well. Yeah. Were quite close actually."
"Great. Get you ass in the truck. C'mon RPG...he's in the truck. Let's get the friggin' hell outta here."
Although...I think that cement idea could work too.
I love the way you're little criminal mind works Nik....be there soon!
Oh, and get the crops & floggers ready...heheeee...
Rob is generous and gracious. I love the way his whole entire face lights up when he smiles.
** eavesdropping (again) ** Nik & RPG you guys are going to need one hefty bail bond fund. Have you set it up yet? Not many days left until Robstock II.
IKR Laurie? We made need to add bank robbery to our MO for bail $$(just kidding FBI)
Well Laurie...
I'm always looking for a good Ethel to my Lucy and I think I may have found a partner in crime in RPG. Although come to think of it, with my 'all talk no walk' I'm probably more Ethel than I am Lucy. Hmmm...
Yanno. Whenever I think I'm getting too deep into this fangirly thing, I always think of Lucy trying to meet movie stars. Remember when she lit that fake nose on fire in front of William Holden? God, that was funny. So maybe if I approach it like that...like a caper, then I might not have a heart attack.
'Cause ooooh...I loves me a caper.
That's it. That's it. Were going up there dressed as Lucy and Ethel.
It's perfect!!!
Lucy and Ethel with Animal Control.
Well. I say if you're gonna land your ass in jail, you wanna do it up big enough that you end up plastered all over the evening news.
And Lucy and Ethel and Rob and Rosie (hey. that sounds like a movie...a very weird movie) with Animal Control...oughta do it.
Damn.
RL a callin'
Dontcha just hate that?
RL?
Yeah. Me too.
Laters baby...
I can see it now--
Traffic was at a standstill today as a runaway elephant was spotted on the freeway carrying Rob Pattinson and two unidentified women clinging to him and the elephant. Pappz going wild taking pictures with telephoto lenses caught this amazing sight. The women were later arrested. Pattinson, who is filming Water for Elephants, said it was one of the best experiences of his life. The elephant was not injured in the escapade. Pattinson, who is always gracious, has refused to press charges.
Robert Thomas you are so HOT! Even more than that you hold inside pure and natural qualities, like kindness and humility.
No wonder you have us all at your feet!!!!!! I am spellbound!
i was too busy looking at rob but after i stopped ogling him, i noticed that lady is f%&k tall!!! she has flats and is the same height as him. holy molly! lucky tall amazon!!!
Loved the thread today. Lots of funny and interesting comments with everyone on the same wave length. Just loved it.
OMG Laurie...
I'm dying here LMFAO!!!
That's exactly how it would play out, huh? And he would think it was one of the best experiences of his life 'cause he's such a little wierdo and well...that just wouldn't be something you'd see everyday, would it?
Thank you for the laugh. I wanna stay and play, but I gotta get busy.
Another movie title that comes to mind is Sammy and Rosie Get Laid! Tho of course this time we'd tweek it to :
Rob and Rosie Get Waylaid....
(aka RPG and Nikkie Try to Get Laid!)
Loisada --
Choking on my milk & cookies here... all the chocolate is gone. I'm probably high as a kite. Loved your title(s).
@Laurie..holy shit, I laughed like Lucy when I read your caper news.
Also, when asked about his relationship with Rosie, RP grinned a crooked smile and said: "We're just friends."
BellaMarie247--
"Just friends," I like that, really like that.
I'm SO screwed!!!
FILTM!!
@rpg/nik
LOL @ your dialogue! Good times!!
@ nikola and rpg- even though you guys are talking among yourselves, we can figure what you two have planned to do. Lol.
All the possibilities with an elephant, Robert and you guys trying to get close to rob is funny.
Sexspenders....GAH.
He does look like a little boy getting his hair fluffed. He is so adorable.
look how cute he is just standing there with his arms down at his side, looking sweetly at the lady doing his hair, like a good boy that he is.
i want to mess up that hair, dammit, and then i want him to mess up my hair, and then....well, you know.
i'm over the edge...really, not kiddin' over the f'n edge and sliding down into the abyss.
Oh & I'll definitely chip in for some bail $$ if you guys get close enough to him to need it.
Just give us all the durt 'cause we'll be anxiously awaiting details!
what do you suppose she said to him while she was doing that?
"Hmmm, let's just give this a little fluff here, and a tug there."
Yessssssssss.
Oh my God. Rob, please give us a break. This is unbearable.
Sorry Rob,
I look at these paparazzi photos. But I can not help it. They are so wonderful. I am hopelessly lost. Even if I do not want. I can not help it.
Every single photo is so beautiful.
Thank you.
I got so much to do today ('cause I'm runnin' away for the weekend), but I just had to check back in and see if RPG and I had landed in the pokey yet.
And Loisada...
Your movie titles had me on the floor. In fact, I'm typing from the floor (much like Angie this morning). Hey. Did check out that other thread (oh Nik. stop being so specific. well. i can't remember names of threads...as I'm running down the freeway on the back of an elephant). But anyway, we took a vote (okay. I took a vote) and you have been elected as the new weathergirl for northern Ventura County. More specifically, the WFE set. There's a heatwave a coming and we (okay. that would be me again), were curious as to just how hot dat boy can actually get.
As for me and RPG and Rob and Rosie...
Were just being idiots (uh...okay. once again, that would be me).
I'll bet we could pull it off though. heh heh
buuff i'm very lost with so many comments...he's gorgeous!!!
ok, i have a big doubt and i need you to answer me
i'm on another blog chatting with latin girls and one of them has told me rob had a facebook, but someone hacked it. I've told her i don't think he was really Rob, someone could impersonated him.
Please, IS THAT TRUE??? answer me i'm discussing rith now!!!
Laurie,
I am seriously laughing my ass off!!!!
Oh my god, will you handle our press when we get caught??
You forgot to add that both women were panting uncontrollably and chanting Robowski, Robowski!
Loisada,
I'm rolling on the floor now.....
There just aren't enough words to describe these****thud***
Nik and RPG
OMFG you guys are masterminds you girls totally created the perfect pland lol....even though i will be seeing you in the news soon...ahaha hope all goes well ahahaha ROFLMArseO =)
Gosh the things THIS MAN women DO :P
idk why it did it above with my name ahahah oh well (=
count me in for bail money!
damn, that man! How in blazes can he be cute as mama's boy and hot at the same time?!
work day is done...bbl
Nik, Laurie RPG, you guys are just to funny LOL, of course I come to this site for our beloved boy, but the "entertainment" is priceless. And I'd love to see a movie with your "Lucy and Ethel", Rosie, and Rob, always wanted to see Rob in a good comedy, that would be it right there!!!!
The plan that's been hatched is so freaking hilarious..I almost wish it WOULD happen. I keep picturing Laurie's scenario!! bwahahahah!
FILTM!!!
Nik: weather girl I can handle.... always wanted to poke that stick around on a big screen!
So... today is only around 70-80 ℉ but it feels hotter because it's muggy. The kind of skies that can fool you an really burn. I'm thinking that even slathered in sunscreen Rob's going to be getting pretty brown. (He does look like he'd burn, but I remember a premiere where he was very tanned.... anyone got a pic?)
Hope they're not filming this weekend because it's going to be a scorcher. Have to be outside all Saturday and will be wearing a big ole hat!
OK, RPG & Nik (when you come back),
I think to make this really work you may have to dress up as clowns. Didn't Lucy and Ethel wear some sort of crazy stuff when they did one of their capers? Then when you do get arrested you can plead--"but we're Robsessed, we're Robsessed." And Rob will be laughing his head off. He would definitely think the whole thing funny as long as he didn't recall the wheelbarrow and melted butter incident in New York during the red carpet event for Remember Me and connect the dots. But then he is a guy with a quirky sense of humor, he might just like it anyway. And if you are clever you might get your way with him while he is laughing.
RPG --
Yeah, I handle the press and include the Robowski stuff. Maybe even make a vid to put on YouTube or pass it along to Biel. She makes the best.
But you know to do this, I'll need a WHOLE LOT more chocolate. Let's see, bail bond fund + chocolate allowance. It's going to add up fast.
I never thought that this short haircut can make me so crazy. But he's just screaming for it. "Touch me at the neck." Rob you want it, right? With your hair . You are the first man in the world who can kill us with your hair ! That is incredible.
HeartRob,
I know. Have you ever rubbed a little boy's head just after he's had a buzz cut? Oooooooh, I think Rob's neck must feel like that with this new haircut.
ok just checking in real quick...
there are MORE pics of "jacob" doing manual labor on the twifans site. rob looks so freaking hot.
Great blog - if you like this check this oine out
Rob Pattison: More dating Bull - Snooki advice - and Rob's head!
http://leaverobpattinsonalone.blogspot.com/
He certainly is looking beautiful and beefed up. You can tell by his chest and his butt is back - he had totally lost it! Love Rob as Jacob J
OK, Laurie...just thinking about rubbing Rob's head is making me crazy! (crazier is more like it).
I'd be happy to have a part in the Rosie escapade w/Lucy and Ethel. I'd even be Fred if I could tag along.
FILTM!!!!
JC--
It's going to take quite a few of us and maybe a ladder to get Rob and RPG & Nik up there on Rosie. I'm sure any and all help would be appreciated. It might even turn out to be as funny or funnier than watching them tear down the freeway.
OK, RL is crowding in. I've got company coming for dinner and am outta here. bbl, maybe.
wow just when we thought Bel Ami would kill us all he goes and gets all sexy in durty 30's clothes. OMG why does he do this to us???
Ana--can i be your assistant? to your neice--i'll be very quiet and just watch--can i please touch his jaw and his hair just once tho??
Laurie - as a member of the original NY Robstock team, I can say without a doubt that Rob thoroughly enjoyed his ride in the buttery wheelbarrow...
bumpbumpbump
;o)
p.s. I think CullenLover would agree with me!
wens - but of course :) it's my stepdaughter not my niece.
she's the artist, i'm the apprentice and you could be the assistant...Perfect :))
...it's so nice to dream...
OT - did anyone notice the FF style has changed...i kind of like it better cut the words are bigger. i sound real old cuz i need the letters bigger LOL.
you must check out this video on YouTube. I wish I knew how to give you the link but it's called:
Robert Pattinson - Lost In You
posted by lostimortal2
the song and the pictures will send you all over the edge of the slippery precipice we all cling to...
Most AMAZING Rob video to date! Even Biel was blown away.
BellaMarie - Here's the link. I've seen it. It is BEAUTIFUL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wtL7qA6MUE
awesome ana--i'll even be the brush holder if i can touch and smell him--i'll be sneaky about the smelling tho don't worry-don't want us to get fired on the first day LOL
angie, you rock! thanks so much.
go girls, we're not kidding. you won't get over it for hours!
Sweet Mother Of God.
Robowski will be the Death of me.
Can't wait for this movie.
Loved the thread, especially Nik's scenario about being Animal Control Officers...that would be ingenious to capture him. Like an episode from "Punk'd" If only you could pull that off!
@Laurie, YES, I would sneak up behind my little brother and rub the back of his little buzzed head cause it was just so nice and soft. He hated it!!
You guys...
There's another video by this Natalia that YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE!
And maybe some of you have. It's called "Have Mercy" and it was on this blog I don't know how long ago, but it only got 10 responses and I figured for whatever reason it just got buried quickly.
I don't know how to post a link or even download a video. Don't laugh.
It's not nice to laugh at technotards. But I loved this video so much, that I just saved the page it was on in my favorites. I said...stop laughing.
Go look at this video. It captures his screwball personality better than any video I've ever seen AND it's hot as hell as well.
And this new one "Lost In You"...
Absolutely gorgeous. Thank you Natalia. Very talented.
Oo.....
Nik,
We gotta be really covert on our mission....fan was almost arrested trying to sneak on the set!!!!
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/06/04/fan-arrested-on-water-for-elephants-set-robert-pattinson/
Nik...
Go read my blog....last nights post...and I responded to both your emails!!!!
OMFG on both..one is happy OMFG, one is is a pissed the mofo off OMFG!!!
RPG...
I just went and posted on your blog about this unhappy situation with Kristen. And as soon as I post this, I'll go check the e-mail. And I went and checked that link and all I gotta say is...
They're gonna have to catch us first. Ha Ha
Sorry. I can't muster any funny at the moment. I just found out that Coach Wooden died tonight. I have loved and admired him since I was a kid. What a truly great man he was. A personal hero. I was having the best time today playing on this thread and just like that...the day turned. Life is funny that way.
Night guys. Thanks for the fun today.
@ BellaMarie - thanks for the recommendation. Loved it!
@Nik - here is the link to the video you talked about:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Lostimortal2#p/u/2/-zlgKxyIJJY
Talk about hand and jaw porn, oh my!
Loved them both, Natalia!
I am looking forward to the further adventures of Nik, RPG, Rob and Rosie! Just don't end up on the local news. LOL! I think the nun ploy also stands a good chance. Good luck! Where can we send contributions for the bail fund. LOL
hello ladies what i'm about to say is absolutely random and if you could just entertain me for a sec i have something that my apparently guttered mind heard while hearing this song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKAVLPmfrkk&feature=PlayList&p=BF7693F632A67056&playnext_from=PL&playnext=7
okay ff to 1:26 and guess at what i may have heard while listening? hahaha idk what's wrong with me but if someone can supply me with the actual lyric so i may take my mind out of the gutter.
because all i hear is "you can f*%k me"
mahalo
The utube Rob videos are going to be the ruin of me. Shots of Rob With really good music, the perfect combination. My favs are 'sexy' and 'wondrous place' both by petitbiel. I play them everyday they are like an enormous fix. I love the way she zooms in. Oh help got to watch them againn now........
@ AngieK & BellaMarie
Thank you for the link. I've watched it nearly 10 times.......
An undeniably handsome specimen of a man with youth, exuberance,graciousness and refined manners. !!!!!!!!! accompanied by a beautiful, soulful background music.
Never tire watching this >>>.
@ Noe ~ Certainly sounds like what you said you thought you heard.
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