So we got an email from Heather, one of our readers, the other day to tell us that Robporn was now in the Urban Dictionary.
According to Urban Dictionary this is the definition :
Mmm Sounds pretty accurate to me but I thought I'd test out the 5 second theory.
How long will it take for you to melt??
Here are my seven favourite types of Robporn (in no particular order)
1. Hair
Hair today
Gone Tomorrow
Mmm Sex Hair
It's doesn't matter to me what colour it is.
2.Mouth/ Lips/ Tongue
Pucker Up
3. Eyes
How you doin?
4. Jaw
5. Legs
6. Arms/Hands/Fingers
So...... Bendy
7. Chest/ Happy Trail
No words............Thud
Monica has decided she wants to tell you about her favourite Rob bits.
Ok Monica off you go.....
Yeap it's true 5 seconds that's all it took Monica and poof and yes we get the message, you like number 7!
I'm sorry Rob I apologise for Monica's over excitement but don't look SO surprised that's the effect that you have on us!
Thanks to Ellie, Tess & Kim for the pic suggestions.
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101 comments:
i didnt make past the hair ... needed few secs to gather myself.
you really make me laugh, specially with number 7.
I agree with you about everything.
Jesus...
OMG..Kate you're my fave girl...Tx for this...
Look this man...HOt,HOt, HOt...
And i saw this...R and K Saturday night...so cute!
http://bit.ly/aWJ3KT
Great montage. Hopelessly addicted!
BIG THANKS FOR THIS!!!
i'm even more robsessed right now!! is that possible?
ooooo love Friends!!! i hadn't never watched it in english!! so weird to me. Friends changed my puberty/adolescence...
5 seconds is enough for 3 monica moments LOL
Good thing that you didn't put the JawPorn first, or I would never have seen the rest!
Panties duly poofed!
Thanks Kate!
Robgams too!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=robgasm
Thanks this made my day. Now I need to go back and look at all the Rob porn once again. The Eyes are all I need, and the Jaw and the hair, heck I just love it all.
FILTM!!!!
Kate, I love it!
Thanks, bb! xoxo
This is great!! Remember that gif where Rob was threading his fingers?! So sexy!
oh great girls, now i can't think straight anymore... more and more Robpornpics in my head now... i think i'm glad i don't now all Robpics - you surprise me everytime with new pics about this fu**ing hot guy... i loved the lips and hair part best... well that's a lie... i loved EVERY part... thanks again for making my day
MY God Kate, you and Rob will be the death of me yet.
Thanks for the appreciated photos.
Hugs
LMAO This is awesome! Thank you so much Kate!
Yeah, and no more than 5 seconds was needed.
What a way to start a dreary Tuesday morning, Thank you :))
caroline - just read the story, again it could/could not be true. some people have an active imagination and can print anything just to get some hits but if it was true, good for them. i just dont see them showing PDA but again who knows...
D= Dude... you forgot ass candy!! Can't have Robporn without ass candy!!
Other than that... *THUD*
You're welcome. 5 seconds for me too, I'm glad I wasn't the only one! ;-)
CAWWOT~!!! o.0
I was trying to stick to 7 (I'm sure there's much more) and the ass is attached to the legs LOL
What a way to start the day! Duly PUDDLED! Jeeezzzzz....this man is just what the doctor ordered. Forget about xanax, zoloft or valium, just give me this man's face, hair, hands, eyes, smile, body and sexy attitude to look at as I start my day...and I'm just fine!
He is vitamins, minerals, and Female Viagra all rolled into one amazingly photogenic man.
@KATE girl you are killing me with this pic
@est-rock no possibilty no chance say no to this men is not humanity omg who can help me with my waiting-to-come orgasm omg
@adm NB mansion want to go naughty corner with rob now FILERFP 'guess full of this'=))
Love it!!!
Kate, this has to be my favorite Robsessed post of all time. It's nice to know Robporn is getting the attention it so rightly deserves. Oh, that sex hair and the jaw porn, Lord help me!!!
I'm sure he has no idea what kind of effect he has on us and that's probably a good thing!
Holladiewaldfee! *_*
Or to say it in a language everybody understands:
Holy moly! *_*
;)
Oh my! The hair, the jaw, the hands. OH MY. Those pics just made my day.
4 seconds for me :-)
Alright. Need to pull myself together now. My husbands is home....
Well, just seeing the word "Robporn" was enough for me to start melting already:)
This is exactly what I needed for those horribly gray and rainy days that we have now here in Poland. So thank you very much Kate, you are the best:)
@sophie LOL you have to wait than be careful with your rob imagination =))
Those pictures.... OMGosh.... *sigh* It's just as well... I was about to take a shower anyway. ;o)
GAH!!!! Shame on you Kate for doing this to me while I'm at work!!! I almost slipped right outta my chair!!!!
I knew I was done for after I saw the first one! I lasted about 4 seconds. Damn that sex hair is just amazing!!! :)
@ robsessive i've just answered your mail
BTW, i silly question but i need you say it clearly, when you talk about the seconds, do you mean second you need to have an orgasm?? i'm really sorry but i look like an ignorant, i need someone to answer
well..to sum it up..he pretty much has everything anyone could ask for, and he's not even trying..GOD..just clone him already..but give me the original one Xb
@est-rock replied to you mail=))girl I am watching new moon and look at these pics what should I do just wanting rob so badly now ;))
@RPG omg girl you should be careful if you want I can send a note to your boss with a writing 'allowed by Robert Fucking Pattinson' LOL
@Kate--I just got a chance to log on, and I see that you posted this! It's awesome, I gasped at the pictures you guys chose, they're perfect. It's all perfect, and especially my fav chest hair!
When I sent you guys that e-mail, I was LMAO at the definition, because it's what we all think.
Thanks for posting it. Love you guys, Heather
f the tongue lick gif makes me in need of new panties... why so hot rob?
F'N THUD!!!
@ robsessvie!
LMAO, thanks I'm sure she would appreciate that!
@robsessive girl i've read your e-mail, but i have to go, i'll answer tonight
i can't stop looking at these pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have an HORMONAL REVOLUTION!
0.1 second.
Jesus Effing Christ, yes, yes, yes...sorry, had a shampoo commercial moment, but God, to be ambushed with all that Robporn, and the variety (back to shampoo)!!!! Forget the extra 4 seconds, the first one got the job done!
@Jesus, Kate. I am DEAD! My entire body has dissolved into a puddle, thank you very much!!!!
OMG....I fell in love all over again, like I do every day!!
FILTM!!!
hi ladies did you read promotions is to start in june with kristen and taylor going to south korea no rob i am just wondering if these fans will be please,because those sort of countries are not into men running around bareback they are very i don't know how to put it but people you know what i mean an i kownyou'll might sat this is the 21st century well i hope so
Heather
Oh yeah, the definiton! :DDDDD
3 seconds! ;)
OK....off topic, but I thought I would share. Found this on Twitter.
A girls account of what she saw Sat night at the Ritz.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1bod97
Can't stop smiling :)
OH FOR ALL THATS HOLY,no dinner in our house today I am a quivering wreck! The comic con pictures always render me helpless, couldn't get past that one! thankyou so much you have made my day.
Poor Rob. If he knew what was in the minds of women, he'd put out a restraining order on ALL females unless personally invited into his...ahem...personal space.
Savior and Destroyer
Dead and Done >->O
There's nothing like Robporn to get you up and going in the morning. My day shall be perfect now.haha
lol i didnt get pass the lips/tongue totally melted my undies :)
"HollaDieWaldFee" is just right.
I just wanted to make my kids something to eat. But after the second Photo is now nothing goes anymore. I pay for an ice cream.
FILTM!
Thank you, Kate.
Best post ever!!!
Oh My Rob ... you are pure Perfection !
Thank you Kate!
rob has a very very workable tongue i mention a time ago but no one responded ladies there is a little some some rob has on his art's clothes so i guess it's when he played art look at rob work that tongue!if any one gets to asked rob a question can you ask him to work that tongue
i love u robert!!!!!!! and love u soooooo much!!!! <3 <3 i know i am just 1 among da millions bt its frm da very core of my heart and its true......
monica is such a clever girl!!! i love that chapter of friends now every time i see it, i will think about rob!!!! OMG those hands i love them!!
GAH!! Thank you, Kate-that was awesome! What a way to start my day.
Rob gives me the 7's FOR SURE! ;)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T
This is true RobPorn at it's MAX!!!!!!!!!
Heather you ARE MY NEW IDOL and now I bow down at the greatest that is YOU!!!!!
Kate!!! Thanks for using Heather's suggestion!!!!!
Great job making my panties POOF this morning!!!
FMNLHF!!!! FILTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@womadsart--LMAO! It was just my suggestion....the rest was all Kate! She worked her magic, as usual. The Monica clip is complete genius. This is why ROBsessed is the best blog in the world.
Thanks so much again, Kate. Muah!
NB's please DM or email me when Ellen pics show up!!!!!
wow perfection!!! Filtm
CONFUSED, Can somebody PLEASE tell me what 'Filtm' means. thats if it is printable.Oh and 'FILERFP' WHAT! I am probably just being dumb!I have had a few guesses, I won't tell you what they are.
i am gone........(drowns in own drool)
the first hair picture did it to me i meltes and got teary eyes.
the wonky legs ( after i came out of my dream-world)made me laugh so thats got
I#m back to normal again ( well as normal as can be after those RobPorn pictures)
FM five seconds... sorry I saw the words ROB PORN and I was gone!
I love everything about Rob! He's a complete package.
*DOWN NB thoughts DOWN!!*
FILTMSM!
Ok so I have to share a story that happened to me last night at the grocery store, it's twilight related I promise, I comteplated putting it on here all night last night because it is midly embarassing to my fourteen year old daughter but here it is.
I was working out at the gym and on my eighth mile out of the ten that I run every day, when my daughter texted me and informed me that she was out of tampons and needed more. This always happens to me when I go to the gym I swear I always get phone calls that we need something at the store.
anyway, I finished up my run and left the gym, luckily I always grab a shirt to put over my tank top just for these occasions,I get to the grocery store parking lot and put on my shirt and head in, grab the tampons and head to the checkout and of course there is only one checker working since it is 11 P.M. and he happens to be young probably only twenty. he finished ringing the lady in front of me and starts to ring up mine, I was getting my card out when he said " You are one of those people." I must have had a weird look on my face because he pointed to my shirt, I looked down and realised that I had my Twilight shirt whith the Cullen crest on.
I said " Yeah I am kind of obssesed with Twilight. he said. " Have you read the books." I thought that's a dumb question but answered him and said " Yeah more than once." he suprised me and told me he had read all four of them four times. I told him he was the first guy I have talked to that has read the books and more than once.
He then asked me if I was going to the midnight showing, I told him yeah, he said he was going too. He then told me that he had a Jacob poster on the cieling above his bed.
he handed me my reciept, as I grabbed my bag I told him he had the wrong guy above his bed, he said no I dont I like men that howl.
I busted up laughing so hard I almost could not make it out of the store. I called my mom on my way home and told her what happened, and she said well was he gay, I had to repeat the part of him liking men that howl, but the sad thing was up until that comment I had no clue if he was gay or not. It made the fact that I had to go to the store at such a god awful hour much more enjoyable.
@RPG your note sent by me =))
@fae waving hi=))
@tmaryf, FILTM means:Fuck, I love this man! :-)
CL, didn't realize we had you to thank for this! *embarrassed face*
THANK YOU!! :)
@acullengal thats a very interesting story.I know guys who really enjoy the books &the movies here in South Africa!So I dont think he's gay @Shani welcome back long time no "comment"! Lol where have you been?
CL,
Thanks for my support group...
Hi everyone, my name is Dessert and I'm a Rob porn addict. :)
Hello, my name is Kember....
OMG!! NOW my panties are reely slippery!! LOVE RobPorn
SWEET JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!!!!
*POOF*
HolyMaryMotherOfGodSweetBabyJesusChristAlmightyInTheMangerWithTheWiseMen....*inhales*....FlyingF*ckingSh*tSonOfAF*ckingB*tchIJustWantToBiteAndLickEveryInchOfHim.......
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Classic post, Kate! Love it!
Lord, I miss Friends.
Late on tonight, you can just call me Monica though..hehehe..LOL ;p
Thank you....you have provided a public service by printing those photos! I'm gonna miss the sex hair REALLY badly!!!!!!!!
@Cindygal Up until he made the comment about liking men that howl, I stil thought he was straight, but that comment sealed the deal that he was infact gay.I still could be worng about that but I dont know a straight man that would have a Jacob poster above his bed.
come to think of it he was probably part of the group of boys that sat behind me during the midnight showing of New Moon. these boys were so abnoxious, during the part when Jacob almost kisses Bella they kept saying they wished Taylor would kiss them then they kept going into great detail what they would do if they ever met Taylor, I actually turned around and told them to shut up because they were ruining the movie. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay it was just abnoxious listening to them.
The ones labeled sex hair.....the pic on the right, his head is down, what a mane there!!! All I could think of was Bon Jovi and all of his hair. Would've like to have run my fingers through that!!! er...Rob's not Bon Jovi's...just thought I'd clarify that.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KATE i have never met you but i promise to love you forever this is the best ROBPORN EVER...and i must say i was completely melted on #1 so i was officially dead for the idk how many hundredth times on #7 (and im so happy i am)... :D thanks so much xoxo..........
and i officially have a heart problem because it stops every time i see ROB...my heart stopped.AGAIN.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You forgot this one!! http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/1ErecEdwardfan/GIF/RobsMagicalTongue.gif and this one http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/1ErecEdwardfan/GIFssss/roblickgif.gif
Jaw porn
Finger porn
Wonky leg porn
Sex Hair
Are all these in the dictionary too!
Utterly gorgeous, love the one in Japan (?) where he's looking down in the brown shirt and tie and the Comic Con is one of my all time faves too! Great post Kate - must have been hard to choose!
You are absolutely killing me here. I have been trying to get a grip on myself lately and you had to go and post the mother lode of Robporn today. The man should just have a warning label stamped on his forehead.
I didn't pass the last picture of no 4.Thank God it was a bit chilly today and the windows were closed;)
3 seconds...
can't breath...
*dropped dead*
I turned into a puddle by picture No. 5 from the top... those puckered lips just *speak* to me of the beautiful things they can do!
LMAO @ "Hair today, gone tomorrow" hahaha!!!
I agree with Monica 7, 7, 7 yes a 7...awe so good....
I've been trying to choose which kind of Robporn I prefer and it's impossible! I'd go for the hair and the lips, but then the hands and the two left feet are great too!
So, let's say that every single bit of this guy from hair to toe is porn and it's okay, insane but okay... LOL...
You guys made my day with the Robporn today - THANKS!!!!!!!!!!
oh my, Kate... eeeeeeeeepic post!! you absolutely made my night! thank YOU so very much!!!!!!
I remember Kate that anatomy lesson post from last year-and yeah that was great!!!
anyway this post reminds me that i'm a flesh and blood woman so thanks for little feed ;}
Rob is delicious!
@MCvelvetkitten - me too, could barely get past the "Hair Today" pic! *breathes deeps and sighs*
Enjoyed the Friends segment...it was always one of my favorites...seven, seven, seven, and then the fingers! Priceless...
*Lighting a cigarette*
That..was..the..best..porn..POST, I mean post...ever!!!!!!
Thanks Kate. I had such a headache from work. It's been Rob cured.
That man sure likes licking his lips. He has to take a break sometime. I volunteer!
And, I can run my fingers through his hair while I'm at it.
And, I massage anything that hurts when I finish that chore.
Hey, someone's gotta do it. He's too busy.
i love this and surely agree!!! :)
@cindygal- thankyou, (Filtm) that just about sums it up doesn't it!
Robporn is defined-pick a certain something(s) bout Rob that makes you change your panties. Its THAT potent the effect of his pictures, these people got it all wrong. It can be his eyes,lips,jaw, hair,fingers,legs,accent you get the picture. I had to but more panties because of him!! I want to add SCENT-since I got a nose like a bloodhound. Anyone who smelled him-Im insanely green with envy :)
(continues)--shoe size,happy trail,smile,biting his lips,tongue OMG the tongue!!! *stomps off and holds up ancient thong-* desperate time call for desperate measures....*switches boy shorts for thong* (continues) squinty eye smile,button jeans,,,,oh christ here I go again,,,,
The first "Eyes" picture gets me every time ..... he is such a flirt!
oh my god! #3 is sooo MotU's Fifty. Rob is just delish. God bless him.
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