SO I know you are all as obsessed as I am with his hands so here are a few pics from our vault. I think I'll have to do a second part to this in the future because it was so hard to narrow it down to these pics!
Big Thanks to the Robkats especially Alie for contributing to this.
If you can make it to the end of this there's a treat for you!
Rob is giving this picspam the thumbs up!
The Wedding Ring
Photo Credit INF
So Flexible
Awww you shouldn't have!
Ooh Lovely........ Fingers {giggle}
Ok there's some wonky legs going on in this pic too.
And last but not least how could you not take a ice-cream from Daniel if he handed it to you ?
162 comments:
OMG! This is desperate! I am done now and haven't even had my lunch yet...
Thank you Kate, I have lost the power of (virtual) speech.
ungh..... you forgot the one that makes most women ded!!! From Bel Ami with the wedding ring.... guh,
FILTM
Hands,fingers,JFH the whole damn Robert Thomas Pattinson package!!
*Wensdazzled I'd love to see what you make of this thread but RL/NR calls!*
I dont have anything coherent to say. I open my mouth and 'F*CK ME!' comes out. Sorry. Normally I'm so much more composed.
OMFG! I haven't even left for work! How can o concentrate on patients after seeing this? My god....imagine what those fingers could do! Ok....I will go to the naughty corner.......... ;)
F*** *THUD
Alby M...my thoughts exactly. I'm hyperventilating. I must go to the naughty corner. Who's coming with me? Thank you Kate!
My friend told him that he has beautiful hands and he should take care of them. It was hillarious!
Well, so make some room in the naughty corner for me too ladies, cause I think I'm just gonna go there right now, without even commenting on this one.
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*Gasping for breath*
I have no words, but thank you.
And now I have to try to get ready for work....wish me luck.
@nbwannabe hi girl plss help me and call 911 I am dying owww those pics are priceless and so hot no words
@dessert and cullenlover girls really I am out of breath all can I say is this think that if evil makes a video with those pics omg
Waving back R-FILRP! This is way too much to handle this early in the morning. I have to get behind the wheel of a car.
Holy. Shit.
Wow.
Um...
Yeah, that's all I got...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
As far as I remember Daniel wasn't giving her an ice - cream. He was taking it away because it was bad for pregnancy... :)
Kate!!!!!!!Thank you!! And thanks,Alie.
Okay, I am officially dead for the rest of the day and will be absofreakinlutely good for nothing. OMG OMG OMG. Who wouldn't be turned on by this man! He's "hands down" the sexiest man I've ever seen!
Who would have ever thought that Twilight would ultimately lead me to believe I might be developing a bit of a fetish?! lol!
: )
@kate girl you will kill me really I am obsessed with his hands too and his smile omg that will be your fault (well actually Robs') if I see the white light one day I can left from the world lol
Hmmmm, nice way to start the day and get myself motivated to go to work. Love the banner.
Hey Snarkier Than You - At leart you are at the right place and with good company. Now off to the naughty corner you go.
@NBwannabe naughty corner actually these days I couldnt left from there LOL
Pffpt! I needed a bag to breathe in before I got half way through...
Kate-you are truely my hero now
OMFG his crazy, sexy hands put amazing thoughts in my naughty mind
i'm staying right here the rest of the day--i <3 those hands
@nbwannabe girl didnt you remember me
Thank you, Kate!
Better than breakfast. Hotter than a raging fire. My husband will be one happy man tonight after I spend my day oogling these mighty fine photos of the sexiest, most handsome man alive...if I can make it through the day. I don't intend to leave this site, so chances are good that I will be mush because I am certainly incoherent now.
FILTM!
@NBwannabe girl didnt you remember me
Holy Crap Mari - I was looking back over the pics to see if I could get some point of reference to measure his fingers and LOOK...LOOK...
The pic of him in white in bed...He's in the NAQUGHTY CORNER. That's where I'm gonna be from now on.
Seriously Kate? I'm supposed to now get up & go to work?????
JFC..... I think I went blind from my dirty thoughts....
@wensdazzled ahahaha yeah what else can we do naughty corner and best friend ticket machine LOL really bad nb thougts now
@NBwannabe girl didnt you remember me
LADIES!! :-)
Remember to vote for Robert on mtv.com, im voting once a day!
Thank you so much for these delectable photos!
I am so sorry R-FILRP. Major technical difficulities this morning. I think these pics burned a hole in my hard drive. That picture...The "White One" Is that the Naughty Corner...have I seen a glimspe of heaven?
Ladies...Look at all the "Comments Deleted" Are we all having major trouble completing thoughts this morning after seeing these pictures? Kate what have you done to me. I feel so strange.
@NBwannabe me too honey me too actually I thought like is that real?? walpapers set pics this pics he will be my end one day actually dying everyday but it can be real one day
Ok!
The day is officialy over, I can't do anything after this!
FILHF!!! :DDDD
Breathe, R-FILRP, Breathe. In and out....ooo I must go lay down.
NBwannabe
I just saw them! :)
Hey why are you NB wannabe? Why not a NB? LOL!
NBwannabe
It doesn't take long indeed! ;)
R-FILRP I hear standing up can be good also...mawhaha
huh!!..Kate, Kate what did you just do to them? look at this mess..is everyone breathing? and this is only fingerpornwikipedia.. there are many different parts of his body we can always focus on..but next time, please put warning *not safe at all*
Thank you,guys, you rock!
@nbwannabe I have to stand up but I cant keep myself away from these thought
And Fae, I'm learning from the best. The "Regulars" (you esp.)around here are the best. Talk about putting some crazy thoughts in my head.
I have three comments:
1. OscarRob seems to have 6-8 fingers in that photo. I had to actually count them (like a dummy) but it's just such an odd illusion. Oh well, more of him to love.
2. After watching that video, I've come to the conclusion that KStew is super human. How else would you explain her resisiting all that pretty throwing itself at her for over a year before giving in.
3. @Bisssst, you get the universal Rob fan award for knowing the ice cream thing.
4. Just think, if pictures of his fingers can make us "come" here to comment, can you imagine what the real things can do?
Ok, I lied.. I meant to say "four" comments.
Oh, M - Don't forget the "White One".. The picture of him in white in bed in a corner (the naughty corner) with all us us sitting at the end of the bed waiting our turn.....well at least in my mind.
http://tinyurl.com/ylrjzfz
NBwannabe
What are you trying to say? That I'm the biggest NB here????
@nbwannabe hey lets make it with age thing starts from the youngest LOL
Kate... MOTHEROFOGOD what are yo doing???
I'm not even out of bed yet.. Just opened up laptop..and I am DEAD and gone to heaven!!!!
Each one of these is:
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Fingerporn at i's grand best!!!!!
@Fae hey you are not alone girl omg dont forget about me
Fae - Is that a bad thing?
NB
Are you trying to say that???
R-FILRP Well I guess that means I'm probably going to be last...but we'll save the best for last!!
@nbwannabe what is a bad do you mean thing waiting for turn
@nbwannabe ohh forget about waiting he can pick up anyone of us when he wants LOL who says no but I would rather the time when he wants most you know
@Fae - I wanna be a NB. Loud and Proud. (That does stand for Naughty Bitch doesn't it? Remember I'm new.)
@nbwannabe hey you can be an nb of course =)) welcome to the nb clup LOL
OMG! the new banner!!
OMG! the HANDS!!
OMG! the video!!
breathe in...breathe out...
Thanks for another wonderful death Kate! ;o)
now putting in an order to have my mail sent to the naughty corner...my new permanent place of residence!
OMFG!!! the HANDS...
NBwannabe
I see by your name you want to be one! Haha!
But I thought mine was still in the closet! Who knows which comments she leaves while I'm sleeping! I have to tell her few words! LMAO!
Oops! the HANDS made me forget my manners...
*waves Hello* to all the NBs...old & new ;o)
Angie
I guess too much confusion is still here! LOL!
It's the hands... I tell you, evil I tell you! ;)
@angie waving and welcome to naughty nb corner LOL
@ Fae - Oh, I see how this works. You may have some fooled but not me. Luv it here.
Hi Fae! Hi Robsessive!
I'm discombobulated!! How am I supposed to function after the HANDS?!? and, of course, another visit to Annie's vids...
too much confusion from the Rob-effect! LOL!
NB
I'm not fooling anyone! :(
ok, now that I'm a little more recoup..
Good finger morning to all and specially al nbs! Epic day for us! !
sorry, off the subject, but i'm still not sure about the *best male performance* on MTW Award and i need it for voting campaign. can anyone tell me what the right choice is for the sake of the victory? i mean RM vs. NM
Angie
Gotta do my job!... before Rob takes it from me! ;)
@angie its really hard I cant leave my pc now LOL licking
lol! Fae...see? you can't fool anyone! bwahahaha!
>;o)
Thank you! I'm so obsessed with his hands(well every body part ;)). How am I supposed to read to my test after this?!
@wom waving hon well its a real epic day yeah my brain gave up to work
Angie
I'm not trying too! :(
You know I'm good, not that naughty, don't you?
@fae lol good girl (I think I found how will I call you LOL)
HolyMaryMotherOfGodSweetBabyJesusChristAlmightyInTheMangerWithTheThreeWiseMenAndTheAnimals...*inhales*...HolyFlyingFreakinCrapSonOfAFlippinBiscuitEaterTheThingsIWantThoseHandsToDoToMe!!!!!!!!!!
__________DEAD & DONE____________
(Morning ladies...and NBs! ;) )
lol! @Fae...get to work!
busy busy ...lick & save lick & save...
OMG Kate Thankyou for the morning Wake up! But man the kids are awake ... maybe I should send them to their rooms for a little ;)
These pics are making everyones incoherent there seems to be a lot of confusion and deleted posts lol
oh what you do to us rob!
@Robsessive
How would you call me?
@angie lick and save well my pcs' screen will be wet if I look at them again LOL I hardy kept myself away =))
@Fae Good Girl =))
Angie
Haha, oh just wait, you don't know what's rolling around the corner for all of you! :)
@ Fae
Is there another surprise for us?!?! Maybe a new vid?
Netra2121
Maybe, maybe... something starting with a B maybe... ;D
Lovely indeed.
But Really no piano or guitar shots?
Oh Fae...how you tease...but I know it will be worth it!!
You are good & naughty! lol!
Hi Leslie! *waves Hello!*
Angie
I'm just pretending to be something! ;)
LOL!
@angie of course it will worth it lol do you have doubt ??
I never doubt Fae & the Evil one!
LOL!
oh I can't wait for a new vid! Man I will have to rehydrate with all of this drooling and licking and saving if today will be like yesterday with the endless BA pics and now this video
@angie ahahah well what about me??
Netra2121
It wouldn't be today, don't worry! LOL!
OK Kate, you have killed me and it isn't even noon. Off to the naughty corner for sure.
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@netra2121 what video hon
@ Fae
Oh man the suspense!
In spite of the pic spam today... avi check
Hi Angie!! *waves*
Fae......Are you and Evil gonna try and kill us all again????
(psssstttt...I really hope that you are!!!;))
So how should I explain this smile on my face for the rest of the day?
OMG! Never realized how porn this guy could be and the video is awesome.... LOL...
Hi ADM...two words:
Hand Porn!
Don't try and fight it!!
;o)
Netra2121
Killing me with your avi, and YOU're telling ME something!!?? :)
LHR
Try???
When did we ever try?
LOL!
@ robsessive
Fae and Annie are in the process of making another one of their deadly videos.
BTW you guys should put surgeon general warnings before your videos LOL
Netra2121, I'm with you. New avi check. Am I the one who can't see past the "Rob in the Naughty Corner" picture today? Never have seen this pic before and I, well I'm off to take a baby aspirin...I think I'm having a heart attack.
Thanks Fae! I just can't wait for the new video you guys are really talented
Netra2121
LOL, I think that just the name of who made it is enough warning!
*stomps off and checks for batteries* Jesus -out again..*sighs* you sure know how to get a girl hornied up this morn dontcha :) FYI-Robs mound of Venus isnt as prominent as I thought it would be-he's got an air hand. Which means he reacts with his MIND. Thats how he would fall in love. ALso his life line is good--I wish I could see his little small lines better for markings...
Thanks Netra, but I'm mostly doing just the publicity work and ideas.
@ NBwannabe
Love the new avi! That is one pic that makes me wish that I was on bedrest and a dr. ordered me to stay in bed all day! If I had this man there would be no reason to get out of bed
@Fae ...not TRY...SUCCEED!!! every single time! lol!
must somehow go function in the non-Rob world...BBL
but before I go, time for an Out Loud:
F*cK I Love This Man & His HANDS!!
I forgot to add somethin--remember KFC's slogan??
FINGER LICKIN GOOOD!!
It doesn't matter Fae you are her accomplice!
@skorpia haha batteries die from all of the BA pics yesterday LMAO
Well I am off for now I guess I should actually tend to these children haha bbl
Haha thanks Angie!
Laters!
OMG!!!! I def neeeded that the vid was just too much to bear!!!::goes and watches it again::
:::flat lining::::
OMG!!!! I def neeeded that the vid was just too much to bear!!!::goes and watches it again::
:::flat lining::::
Yes Haystack, Kate has become quite the devil since Goz gave her free rein here... Good girl gone baaaad!
Bisst: Daniel could snatch my ice cream anytime, in fact he could dart those luscious fingers out and grab anything he wanted, any time at all! I'm just waiting here like the yellow pages.... let your fingers do the walking!
@Fae - That's true......ya'll don't have to try!!
My brain isn't functioning right with all this FINGER PORN around here.........
Who me Loisada?? Not at all {bats eyelids innocently}:-p
How does Rob drink his coffee? black, C&S, just C, or just S? These pics make me so curious?
Your Hands
Pablo Neruda ( Chilean poet )
When your hands go out,
love, toward mine,
what do they bring me flying?
Why did they stop
at my mouth, suddenly,
why do I recognize them
as if then, before,
I had touched them,
as if before they existed
they had passed over
my forehead, my waist?
Their softness came
flying over time,
over the sea, over the smoke,
over the spring,
and when you placed
your hands on my chest,
I recognized those golden
dove wings,
I recognized that clay
and that color of wheat.
All the years of my life
I walked around looking for them.
I went up the stairs,
I crossed the roads,
trains carried me,
waters brought me,
and in the skin of the grapes
I thought I touched you.
The wood suddenly
brought me your touch,
the almond announced to me
your secret softness,
until your hands
closed on my chest
and there like two wings
they ended their journey.
Oh! Rob, your hands, your fingers are made for touching me, to give pleasure. Oh Rob I want to hold your hands and kiss your fingers, one by one, I wanna warm them when they are cold and tease them all the time.
I love you Rob (you may be Art, Daniel, Salvador (oh! Salvador), Edward, Tyler or Georges Duroy) because you are unique, you are great, you are really great!!
all I can say is WOW...Thankyou and there is a god!!!
Hey, fae!
Waiting for you to executive produce another fab video!
@ADM
You don't have to tell everything you know..just keep smiling. LOL~I feel kinda smug over the special club we have here!!!!
On the other hand, anyone who knows me knows I'm Robsessed!
@LTavares2010
I love Neruda! :D
Thanks, Kate - especially for including the red tee. I also put in a 'vote' for a guitar pic the second time round... :)
Noted Ap ;-)
Seriously there were SO many pics to choose from!
@Skorpia - LMAO!!
I am really not able to function at work. I just keep seeing Rob's fingers...and then I sigh and moan, and my co-workers are looking at me strangely...
@Kate - I really wonder how you do this? You're a better woman than most, because my heart couldn't take it.
*Waving hello to all*
Hey jc!
I'm waiting too! :)
I can't help but notice, in that pic, where he's holding Bella, how perfect he is towards her. Look at his body and look at hers. Haha!
Don't get me wrong! ;)
I know its a difficult and..um....arduous task, but I have great faith in you, Kate. :)
just in case anyone missed it...
MotU updated!!
beautiful hands!
beautiful fingers!
oh GOD!
He will kill us all...*sigh*
Angie
Really?
I'm just reading chapter 76! :)
Yes, Ch 80! Read fast! lol!
Is it wrong that I am turned on by Rob with a wedding ring on?
Hi again!
Thanks Kate, u r reallz awsome, girl! Hugs!
@Fae, Angie&Annie Yeah, u really tried to make me confused yesterday, gals, but now I understand it all. I mean - who makes the vids & who doesn't. I don't do any, that's for sure! And the MAN itself?
The Man is simply beyond words delicious! It hurts to look at him.
Hugs to u all
@Pamela
No, especially if the ring is related to you.
@Fae007Exec.Prod
I love Neruda, Lord Bryon, Federico Garcia Lorca, Victor Hugo, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Camões, Florbela Espanca and every great poet in this world who wrote so many beautiful poems that can be related to the most extraordinary man of the world: Robert Pattinson. (LOL)
Oh no. I'm away a half day . And now there are his hands everywhere.
My grandmother always said. Take care. If a man has such hands, he'll steal your heart. Too late grandmother. Is already done. He has my heart, my brain, my thoughts, my life ... everything.
She also said. These hands are the hands of artists. Wise woman.
@LTavares2010
:DDDDD Oh me too and especially Rimbaud (I can't believe you mentioned him :))- my favourite and the best poet ever!
And Baudelaire. :)
Great photos! Beautiful hands.
Angie thanks for the update! MoTU is one of my favorite ff. I started it again while waitng for an update. You might also enjoy Eight Years Later by jmeyer on Twilighted.net. Let me know what you think.
"Marry me"....!!!!!
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!
pattid53 - thanks for the rec. I'll add that one to my list. I'm currently reading MotU, Laid Bare, Edward Wallbanger, & The Naked Guy Upstairs. I need to wait before starting anything else. LOL!
What others are you reading?
#%^&* Perhaps I will write a ff featuring Rob's fingers??? What say ye ladies?
WOW just oh wow. Why do I feel all blinky and stuttery now? Yes, I find I have to count the fingers too. It looks like an optical illusion. Just too much to be contained in one man. Thank you for including the wonky legs. I don't know why I adore his wonky legs so. Gah! I'm late for school. He has that effect.....
Fkat
____________died___________I'm sure the naughty corner is full by now,we might need to find another place! filtm!!!!
____________died___________I'm sure the naughty corner is full by now,we might need to find another place! filtm!!!!
@Fae007Exec.Prod.
Sure, I have forgotten to mention Baudelaire, He is really great!!!
Almost changing the subject (LOL) Have you already read Bel Ami? I have read it and the book is fabulous. Rob will be a great Georges Duroy.
OH
MY
GOD!
That was awesome!
@LTavares
I'm reading it!
And it helps imagining him. :)
Makes him less bastard to me! LOL!
Lot of comments on this one. That means the naughty corner has got to be full! LOL!!!
You know what they say about the distance between a man's thumb and the end of his index finger...
...make room ladies...naughty corner here I come! :o)
@Fae007Exec.Prod
It is very good you are reading Bel Ami. I agree with you it helps a lot if you imagine Rob as Georges during the reading but poor Duroy, he is not a bastard, he is only a man. (LOL)
I love his hands! Such a lovely pair of extensions. His whole hand fits around KS's waist - can you imagine being engulfed by THAT??
All sense of composure is now gone! This is just the pick me up I needed.
OMR!!! I'm a twitching puddle of goo...
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