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113 comments:
wonder if the pap did the commentary? LOL. Good to see him safe and sound in the Couve.
LOL at the photo caption. Must be a continuation of that InTouch (or whatever tabloid it was) story about Rob serenading Kristen.
Hi Rob, be safe...unconfirmed source said his driver ran a red light trying to escape paprats....
I wish the security guard was not in that pic.
it's nice to see a small smile on his face, glad he made it to the Couve.
Really, Rpattz??
They'd better keep my baby safe.
Well. I do like the
"honey, I'm home" part.
Followed by I imagine...
"Get me a beer."
To which honey would reply...
"Get it yourself you lazy ass."
(that's my girl)
To which he would reply...
"What you got all them clothes on for?"
To which she would reply...
"You drop yours first."
(I could go on like this all night. This is fun)
please take care of our man--no crazy papz escapes please.
gald to see RPATZ made it safe n sound,,,,now hurry up n get to that hotel...you know who waiting in anticipation for your arrival.....lol....Kris looked overwelmingly happy upon her arrival in Vancity.....im following you Robsten all da way from Sydney Australia...dont let me down...lol
Sarah,
yea, one igmf the punk'd guys said he was being chased but the source is also somewhat of a fibber...
Did any of you read the post on Gather.com that went along with the pics of Rob leaving for "The Couv"? The tarded writer actually asked, "am I the only one who didn't know he played guitar? Maybe it's just a prop"!!!!!!!!!! WTF????
I don't trust the punkd guy, he lied all day saying Rob was already there, he just wanted to throw off other paps
Oh shit. He was chased by papps again? Ran a red light? Don't tell me this. It scares the holy hell out of me.
Note to ROBERT...
Do not. Repeat DO NOT try to outrun these bastards in a car. Let 'em have their goddamn pictures. It isn't worth your life or the life of the poor schmuck you might run into while running from these...son of bitch, goddamn, fucking bastards.
Well. There went my good mood.
LMAO Nik! I'd serve the beer nekked & try & get him nekked too, but then, I'm a h00r for Rob..
Nik,
I think the guy is full of shit...he's just trying to get hits & get attention, he's lied about shit before...
And this why you MUST NOT pay attention to most of the crap you read on the internet.
How could anyone who knows even just a smidgen about Rob Pattinson, think that his guitar is a prop?
That's like asking...
Is that hair a wig?
louisa,
I agree Nick...theres been so much shit over the net of late....WTF ....r u suppose to beleive....
Okay RPG...
If you say this guy is full of shit, then I believe you. It's just that...
I've always worried about just this sort of thing where he's concerned. Just this nagging feeling in my gut. Can't shake it. Then when I hear stuff like this, my stomach flips over.
Please don't EVER try to outrun them Rob. It's not worth it baby.
Well, I'm Hoping he's full of shit...he's lied many times!!!
It's scary driving there anyway, people will run you over!
punkd is definitely fos, he's laughing about OLTV twitter sensationalizing it, he even RT'd their tweet more than once, he wants to spread it around
LETS KEEP IT GOING, NIK!!!
vellabuilding...
When it comes to gossip, assume that every ounce of it is a lie of some form. The only ones you can really listen to are Rob himself or those close to him. Anything else...
DO NOT TRUST IT!
"Hi, Honey, I'm home!"
"Well, hello stud..."
"WHOA! What's all that whipped cream for? Are we having sundae's!?"
"Uh..........no."
"Hi, Honey, I'm home!"
"I'm in the bathroom, come and find me!"
"WHOA! Why is that camera pointed at the shower?"
"Because your nasty b*tches on Robsessed requested a video."
More Rob pics should be coming up soon..,
I'm glad that Robert has arrived safe for the reshoots. But I must say the captions are lame. Can you post the picture as it must have been originally, meaning without the silly captions? And Bach neo I loved your comment about the captions, it cracked me up!
Anyways, I'm glad that Robert is safe and sound. And I hope that the reshoots will go smoothly, so they can finish quickly. Hopefully they'll be able to improve Eclipse.
"Hi, Honey, I'm home!"
"Well, hello, darling."
"Holy cow! You got a trapeze??"
"Well, you're filming a circus movie soon, I thought we could practice up..."
@angelwings- pap did the comments himself, commented on Kristens and taylors he took yesterday too. He just posted this wide shot
http://twitpic.com/1j9swb/full
I have to admit...
With those wonky feet of his, I picture Rob coming home like the beginning scene of The Dick Van Dyke show? Does anyone know what I am talking about??
Where he walks in and trips on the ottoman?
No?
...well, crap.
Okay Sarah...
Maybe I need a little laugh right now. Allright then. Where were we?
I believe honey said...
"You drop your's first."
To which he would reply...
"Oh no you don't. It's been two weeks. You first. Nice and slow. I wanna watch."
To which honey would reply...
"It's been two weeks for me too bud. I wanna watch too."
To which 'bud' would reply...
"Fair enough. Be both drop 'em. Nice and slow."
To which honey would reply...
Oh hell. I take this much further (and oh baby, could I) and I'll get kicked off this blog. Suffice to say, the evening would end with...
"OH GOD! DON'T STOP! DON'T EVER STOP!
That of course would be both 'bud' and 'honey' screaming at the top of their lungs.
Oh. Those crazy kids.
I gotta go pee.
LMAO...."those crazy kids"...
All I ask is, glove your love, Rob. Don't turn into a baby daddy just yet. And please, for the love of all things holy, don't turn Honey into a Briney "I popped two kids out back to back and then went ape sh** crazy" Spears.
Glove your love, kid.
Now......back to the trapeze.
Oh man Sarah. You've just put me to shame. You're a riot.
And yes, I do remember Dick Van Dyke tripping over that ottoman.
Yeah. That would be Rob.
Oh my god. His name in the show was Rob. Remember when Laura would sob...
"OH ROOOOOOOOOB"
Oh thanks Janna for the info. So that's the pappz commentary? no wonder it sounded lame to me, lol.
Now back on topic, I'm glad that Robert has landed safe and sound.
"Hi honey, I'm home."
"I love ya babe. But you get that fucking elephant outta here."
Louisa,
hey Nik from wot i can see its midnite for you n ive got to tell ya about your 'gave far too too much thought in your last post [honey n bud] you should stop there....to much for me at the moment.....even thoug i could easily go there too.....if i were a fly on da wall in there room ......
LOL!
KStew screaming "OH, ROOOOOOB!" takes on a whole new meaning when you picture The Pretty a heavin' and a hoe-ing. *Snort*
And I rather like the picture in my head of Rob...all dressed in early 1960's straightlaced perfection. Greased and coifed hair. Tripping and rolling over the ottoman, where I, I mean, SHE, tackles him and ravages him all over the wall to wall carpet.
Glad to see Rob!!
"Hi honey, I'm home."
"Okay. The chimp I can work with."
Honey, I'm home!!"
Holy crap!! You brought Nik and Sarah again???
I still can fully flex my right leg, and the counselors said it would be best not to see them until I've gotten over them completely! crap.
Well.......piss on it....get nekkid girls!!
that is one of the reasons he loves the uk look at how fast rob will go back home as he finish WFE and he may be will stay away until BD this is not a nice life always have to be running from pappz remember how PRINCESS --,POOR rob is life there will be so,he going to be uncomfortable,after all that freedom in the uk
*supposed to say he CANT fully extend his leg*
Ok, the chimp is good, but...
Really? A donkey and a dolly parton wig again?
LOL, way to get into things, Aussie girl. Me likey!
Hey, Rob? Where's the remote?
Its in my pants. Why don't you find it with your mouth?
vella...
Oh don't mind me and Sarah. Were just being silly. We tend to egg each other on.
"Honey, I'm home."
"Bout damn time. I nearly started without ya."
"Oh honey. Let me do that."
"Oh honey do."
(get it? honey do? honeydew? ah forget it)
Oh good Lord, I am a crass old woman.
BAD! Bad, Sarah!!
Be good!
*hangs head in shame* Alright.
BACK! *CRACKS WHIP*
BACK, BEAST!!!
No, wait.....
"FORTH!!" *CRACKS WHIP* FORTH, BEAST!!
"Hi honey. I'm home."
"Nik? You grab that ankle. Sarah? Get the other one. Here's the cuffs. I'll get his wrists. We all set? Okay. One. Two. Three.
JUMP!!!"
"Hi honey. I'm sooooooooo happy."
SH*T, He's a squirmy little devil!!!
Oh wait, DAMMIT Nik, you weren't supposed to cover him with the oils until AFTER he was secured on the four poster bed!!
Duh!
Glad to do my part, Aussie girl!
Now........back to the movie I'm making in my head...
Sarah, where's that link to the video camera? Always up for a good shower scene.
"Hi honey. I'm home."
"You guys ready? Okay. Flip him over. No wait. Sarah, it's your turn to be under. I was just on top."
"Hi honey. Ah...It's good to be home."
"Hi honey. I'm home."
"Yeah Nik. You screwed up with the oils. Just for that...you skip a turn."
Nik..."now wait just a goddamn minute. I did bring the swim fins for shit's sake. Must I do everything around here?"
"Honey...now you girls stop fighting or I'll take The Big Pretty and put him in his case. Course, I'll get that damn guitar outta there first."
Okay. I really gotta pee.
found another pic,
http://twitpic.com/1ja29e
punkd being a smartass with the commentary
Thank you ladies!!! I haven't laughed so hard for weeks...my eyes are teary... you are all soooooooo funny here.
Also, glad to hear and see Robert safe and sound on the ground, through this big west coast storm out here and the turbulence had to be bad today for him.
Also, so pissed off that his stupid driver would ever try to out run anyone trying to take a photo... let the bastards take his picture, it's not worth anyone's life.
Yes, Nik, you brought the swim fins, but you forgot the harnesses, and last time we told you to carefully ge the hot wax, you dripped it on The Big Pretty and he had to take a 30 minute time out.
I think you need to slow down, my friend. Don't get over anxious.
P.S. This is KS talking, as Sarah is in the corner giggling maniacally right now.
Just looked at this photo... hopefully the car chase comment was bogus... hopefully.
Does anyone wonder what he is carrying so carefully in the small black bag...? his computer was in a flat case slung over his shoulder in both pics, but I saw this soft looking package in Heathrow and Vancouver... a gift maybe? Fragile?
http://twitpic.com/1ja29e
we love to speculate...
popsugar has pics, pretty much the same without the commentary http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Robert-Pattinson-Vancouver-Eclipse-Reshoots-8268678
Belladonna...
I would venture to say it ain't his shaving kit.
I dunno. I've wondered that myself.
"Hi honey. I'm home."
"Hmmm. Looks like we've killed him. Oh well. Let's go get a pizza. Nik? Are you thru peeing yet?"
Nik..."you guys go on. I'll catch up."
(Nik watches from the bathroom door as Honey and Sarah leave. She slips quietly over to the bed and gazes down at 'Bud')
"Hey lover, wake up."
'Bud' opens his eyes with a shit happy grin on his face.
The End.
(better be the end or I'm toast around here)
Nik & SB,
You are a hoot! Now I have the Rob Petrie image in my head (along with quite a few others "Honey, I'm home. . ."). Should make for some interesting dreams or should I just go straight to the Naughty corner. LOL
Rob has been seen hauling his guitar a lot, dare we hope that he is composing, hopefully something for Eclipse.
NIK!!!
You've betrayed me!!!!! KStew and I are very, VERY angry!
Ah, well........send me some pics of, well, IT. And we can call it good. I was getting a sore back anyway.
P.S. You weren't really peeing that whole time were you? Because you may have the biggest bladder I've ever heard of.
Nik sheepishly wanders into pizza parlor trying not to look Honey and Sarah in the face.
They sit quietly...waiting.
Nik can't stand it.
"Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. But I'm only human and you took a turn away from me."
Honey and Sarah grin at one another and Honey turns to Nik...
"Don't sweat it girlfriend. We've both snuck turns too."
The three woman smile at each other. Frienship. It's a beautiful thing, ain't it?
Nik suddenly remembers something and nearly chokes oh her thick crust, extra cheese...
"HOLY SHIT! I forgot to undue the handcuffs and that chimp is still running loose."
To be continued...
Actually Sarah...
I have a very tiny bladder. I was in pain I tell ya. But I couldn't break away. This was too much fun.
Oh. Em. Gee.
I realize this is way, WAY below The Pretty's league, but...I would DIE to see him in a Dick Van Dyke show movie. For no reason other than the fact that his wonky legs would trip over that ottoman and crack my azz up.
Plus...back in the day, when Dick Van Dyke wasn't rubbernecking and acting a fool, he was a pretty good looking guy. I'll bet he bedded some of hollywoods elite? Maybe? Rob would do well in THOSE scenes for sure...
Ok......this is just plain sick. I'm thinking dirty thoughts about Dick Van Dyke. No wait. I'm thinking dirty thoughts about Rob Pattinson as Dick Van Dyke! I need help.
Someone please pass some Robler pics...maybe a few Robward shots...bring me back to earth...
Never. EVER....leave a chimp running loose around The Pretty and The Big Pretty without covering it up.
Chimps are obsessed with bananas, right? Well...if its shaped like a...
Okay! Okay! Kat, Goze...all of you beautiful ladies who hold my fate in your hands...don't give me the boot!!
I will be good now...I promise.
*Opening bible*
Ok, crap...
Now I'm picturing Rob as Adam....nekkid in da garden...
CRAP!!! I need a labotamy!!!
The three girls race down the hall of The Couv, fly through the door and OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
The chimp has done Bud's hair in pin curls ("where did that chimp get a jar of dippity do" wonders Nik), has given him a mani and a pedi and is currently polishing the The Big Pretty with what looks to be a can of Endust.
Bud..."if I EVER get loose of these handcuffs, you little bitches will not be able to sit down for a week."
Honey and Sarah pointing accusedly..."Nik did it."
Nik..."oh great. so much for friendship."
(they start to fight)
Bud hollars..."will someone please get this goddamn monkey off of my dick?"
Girls turn back to Bud.
Honey..."Sarah, get the camera."
And so ends another chapter of...uh...well...I don't know what the hell this is. But I think I see a fan-fic somewhere in here.
Whadda ya think? I've never written one before. Should we try one Sarah?
"Will someone please get this monkey off my D***!?"
I literally just laughed so hard, I woke my husband up. Which is NOT easy to do.
If fan fic involves humorous/pornographic scenes between Rob, us, Honey, and circus animals...then yes! We have a future!
Oh SH*T, that was the funniest freaking thing I've read in a seriously long time.......
Ok, I'll keep it going...
Sarah starts snapping picture after picture, while Honey and Nik pose with the monkey and the D*** in awe inspiring poses.
Nik, where did you learn to be so flexible?? And did you INTEND To use the swim fins in that particular way?
Oh HELL TO THE NO...
The monkey got out of the room....
He's running with the camera, Honeys clothes, Niks key for the handcuffs, and Sarah's glasses.
I think he is headed for Perez Hiltons room...
Ok, so now I am blind.......(because I forgot my contacts.)
and I keep stumbling on top of The Pretty! Shoot! Over and over and over again!!
Dang it. Would this be considered sexual assault?
Good Lord. I am such a freak.
I am also off to bed...
Girls, I hope we made you laugh. I know I did.
And Nik....you are my favorite cyber friend ever. Literally my naughty minded soulmate.
Until tomorrow...Peace out.
Tip your waitresses.
I just went back to the front page and noticed it said...
'the commentary is kinda odd.'
And I thought...
Shit. You should see the commentary in here.
Talk about your odd.
Nite darlin'...
It has been fun, hasn't it? My apologies to your hubby.
My god. Have you ever wondered what Rob might think if he ever did pop in here?
Either he'd laugh himself sick...
Or get a bigger bodyguard.
Oh hell Rob. Lighten up.
Good morning,
Eagle has landed safely. The jeans are still as blue.
(the blue irritated me a little.) LOL
With the guitar, he looks like a rock star. LET IT ROCK, BABY.
I'm always glad when he lands safely. I wonder how hard it is for him to fall back into Edward Cullen mode after spending months being in Bel Ami.
Can someone tell me please when the shooting starts for WFE?
(and is this correct english? my googl - translater tells me another result.The stupid thing still makes me crazy one day.But thank you for your patience with me)
@HeartsRob- I've seen May 20th and 22nd as start dates for WFE. Not sure which one is right
I did see a casting call for male extras needed for 5 TBD days between May 20th and June 11th.
Janna, Thanks
Since it is high time. I must now read the WFE - book at last. I got it at Easter. I'll start today
WFE is still sitting on my bookshelf too, probably should have gotten it on kindle and I would have already read it
ShariG...
After having played Edward Cullen three times in a two year period, I would imagine he can slip back into the role like a second skin.
It was the first Twilight shoot that was the hardest for him because he was trying to figure out who this character was and how to play him. Not to mention that this was his first Hollywood film, he was lead, the fans didn't want him and he'd already started crushing on his leading lady who was involved with someone else and I would imagine that all of that caused him some considerable stress.
I remember him saying that he struggled with the idea of trying to play 'the most beautiful man in the world' as he didn't know how to do that. Then the light bulb came on. He realized that wasn't who Edward Cullen was at all, but rather, that is how Bella saw him. After that realization, he started to put this character together. Also...
He and Kristen got
into 'figurative' fist fights with the suits because they thought the two of them were playing it too angsty. They wanted them to lighten it up a bit. But they fought back -and had each other's back- in what they were trying to do. I remember Kristen saying..."they didn't hire a couple of Disney kids. They hired a couple of actors." She was correct. Also...
Remember when Rob went up to Portland a couple of months before they began shooting Twilight in 2008? He said he did it in order to feel Edward's isolation. He cut himself off from family and friends and when his cell phone died, he didn't recharge it (if I were his mother, I would have killed him). This was just an actor's tool or as Rob said, "it was just an experiment" to try and get into this character's head. If you'll recall, he didn't do that for New Moon or Eclipse. He didn't have to. He knew this character. So to answer your question (sorry)...slipping back to into Edward is not a difficult thing for him. Not that he doesn't have difficult scenes to play in the upcoming Breaking Dawn;
* a husband who's terrified of killing his wife by making love to her
* a soon to be father who's terrifed that his wife is going to die a horrible death because of HIM. Because he got her pregnant. His fault.
* a soon to be father who thinks he might be left with a demon child who has killed his wife. What does he do with that? Forgive it? Love it? Kill it?
These are the kinds of things that run through an actor's head as he's putting a performance together. Things that the audience will never know that 'as the character' he is thinking. I mean, there was nothing in the book about what Edward might do with this child if it had killed Bella. And that's because Meyer never thought to tell us what Edward was thinking. Noooooo...she told us what Jacob was thinking (oh don't get me started)
So yeah. Rob has some difficult scenes to play out in BD. Lots of fear, terror and emotional distress. And then...
He's got to play Edward HAPPY! There's a switch for him as he's always played Edward tortured. But after the baby is born and isn't a monster and Bella has survived the birth and has been turned and she isn't a blood thristy monster but rather, is more amourous of him than she was when she was human...oh yeah.
Edward Cullen is one happy man.
Do you think I'll ever learn to answer a question in two sentences?
Nah. Me neither. Sorry.
@Nik and Sarah I love you girls. You made my days and nights.
Hello there gorgeous. The man and his instrument so sexy, I am hot and bothered and it's 10 in the morning....Why so sexy Rob?
You guys are going to absolutely love WFE. Truly, it is one of the best stories I've ever read. And you're gonna love Jacob so much.
I love Tyler Hawkins. But I think I love Jacob Jankowski more.
And the ending is one of the most delightful, whimsical and absolutely PERFECT I've ever read too.
Enjoy.
Hi Dina...
Were laughing at me and Sarah over on that other thread?
"Hello honey. I'm home."
We just get so silly together. I don't know if we bring out the best in each or the worst. LOL!
But if we can make you guys laugh a bit, then that's great.
Oh wait a minute Dina...
It was THIS thread that we got so silly on. Man. And I'm not even drunk tonight. Oh god. Can you even imagine where this thread might have gone if I had been?
Scary.
Bewwy. Bewwy. Scawey.
Glad to see Rob has landed saftely, take care of him Canada and US!!
Nik and Sarah,
9am and I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt. If you ever write a ff I will def. read it!
BTW, don't seam to comment much these days... Glad to see you back and better than ever Nik. Lost contact with you when you moved a while ago.
I add to observed :)
@SBR what hey keep this camera away from him god my boyfriend doesnt want this LOL
Nic & Sarah,
My chair's rocking cuz of my cracking laughter.
YOu two have got lot of materials for a Stand-Up comic. A fan-fic would do, but how about a script/ screenplay for an awesome rom-com for R&K. What about that !!!!!!!
Nic, you gave a new meaning to the phrase, "Honey, I'm home". Atta girl .....
Welcome to Canada Rob!
The red light running business has me very pissed.Vancouver is too close to LA. I live waaayyy over on the other coast and that would never happen here! Hopefully his arrival is not an indication of the rest of his stay as far as his privacy is concerned! Anyone know how long they will be doing reshoots for?
Welcome to Canada Rob!
The red light running business has me very pissed.Vancouver is too close to LA. I live waaayyy over on the other coast and that would never happen here! Hopefully his arrival is not an indication of the rest of his stay as far as his privacy is concerned! Anyone know how long they will be doing reshoots for?
Welcome to Canada Rob!
The red light running business has me very pissed.Vancouver is too close to LA. I live waaayyy over on the other coast and that would never happen here! Hopefully his arrival is not an indication of the rest of his stay as far as his privacy is concerned! Anyone know how long they will be doing reshoots for?
Welcome to Canada Rob!
The red light running business has me very pissed.Vancouver is too close to LA. I live waaayyy over on the other coast and that would never happen here! Hopefully his arrival is not an indication of the rest of his stay as far as his privacy is concerned! Anyone know how long they will be doing reshoots for?
WHO KNOW IF THEY ARE ALL IN THE SAME HOTEL??
OR THEY ARE SEPARETE FOR PAPARAZZI PROBLEM??
KIKI
I bet Rob and Kristen are staying at the same hotel - probably in the same room, same bed, etc.
I BET TOO BUT I HAVE SOME DOUBT ANYWAY!!!!!
SAME HOTEL AS LAST TIME??
KIKI
Uh...I would think that after two weeks apart, that wherever they're staying, they'll be together. You see...
They're in what you call the honeymoon phase of their relationship. That first year or two when all you want is sex, sex and more sex. And when you consider that these two -though hughly attracted to one another- waited roughly a year and a half to be together, well...I can only imagine the intensity of their coupling. And then...
Their honeymoon keeps getting interupted by work, seperating them for weeks and weeks at a time. So...when a honeymoon is interupted, I would imagine that the getting back together is even more...
Well. I think you get my point.
And hey Dessert First...
How are you darlin'? I had to take my e-mail down 'cause I got hit by a cyber terrorist and I've decided not to put another one up. So now the only place I can talk to people is here. I'm so sorry about that. Hope that all is well with you.
And yeah.
We got pretty nuts last night. I don't know what it is with me and Sarah. I swear to god, we don't plan these things. They just happend.
But yeah. I'll never hear the words
"honey, I'm home" in quite the same either.
And hi tedgirl...
Glad we could make ya giggle. I gotta say, we were killing each other last night. I laughed till I nearly peed my pants. No, I'm not kidding. Through most of that I really had to pee. Just couldn't tear myself away from the comp.
And when I say 'honeymoon' I don't mean the kind you go on after you're married. I mean, the first couple of years when a man and woman are FIRST together. I suspect that most married couples don't go through the honeymoon phase anymore when they're first married and that's because most have been living together for a couple of years already.
Nik and Sarah,
I am still laughing so hard after your guys skit!!!! You should defently write a fanfic together cause i would read it over and over. I love that i can come to this site and get a nice laugh and visual of what I would like to do to Rob.....you guys are amazing and I will never look at the phrase "honey i am home" the same again (tonight are going to be some good dreams!!!!!)
Dude. My husband came home from work for lunch, and called, "Honey! I'm home!" when he came through the door...
I dissolved into a fit of giggles and asked if he'd like me to get the monkey off of his D***. He didn't get it. In fact, he thought I was asking him for a nooner.
I so wasn't.
I thnk Sam Bradley is still in vancOuver; hope ROb can get to enjoy his friend(s) and some music.
Soory hon. It took me a minute (or 12) to get here 'cause RL (dat bastard) nabbed me (and it's still got it's hands around my throat).
Oh my god. That is so funny. I can only imagine the look you got when you asked him about...uh...the monkey.
Now that I think of it...
I don't think I'm ever gonna think about a monkey in the same way ever again. Yanno...in WFE, Rob has more than a few scenes with a chimp. I'm gonna be on the floor laughing and the people around me are gonna look at me like...WTF?
And...uh...did hubby get a nooner?
Just curious.
I swear to god Sarah, I am such an idiot.
I was just outside in the yard (which is where RL pulled me) and when I came back in to answer you here, the screen was soooooo dark. I thought, oh shit, this thing is dying on me. Then I got up to put a chicken pot pie in the micro and I couldn't see the instructions (yes. I need instructions to cook a friggin' pot pie in the micro) and I couldn't see the box. It was soooooo dark. In fact, the whole room was bathed in darkness. And I thought...oh my god, no, it's me, I'm going blind. Seriously. Then I came back here to...oh I don't know...do something and I looked at the screen again and it was still soooooo dark and then I realized...
You moron. You've still got your friggin' sunglasses on.
How can someone be this stupid and still walk upright?
Anyhoo...
I'm thinking of changing that t-shirt I wanna wear for ROBstock II.
I'm thinking...
On the front it's gonna say...
HONEY, I'M HOME
And on the back it's gonna say...
AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON
Whadda ya think? Should I have two made. Would you wear one?
If you gave a hubby a dawner, a nooner and a dusker...would he letcha'?
(gotta go turn the pie over)
(pies flipped)
I think I'm gonna go back and read this whole thing over again.
I know some have asked me if I save anything that I write here and the answer would be no. I don't know how to save stuff. Although I do know how to snag photos and put 'em in that photobucket thingy (thank god). Do you know how to save stuff Sarah?
I so wish I still had BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON and yeah, I would like to keep this. Well. Just so long as someone has it and eventually, I could get it.
Yanno. If I could ever learn how to actually operate this computer, I might actually be able to accomplish something.
Is anyone here? Am I talking to myself? Well, with what I'm prattling on about, that would probably be for the best.
(pies flipped)
I think I'm gonna go back and read this whole thing over again.
I know some have asked me if I save anything that I write here and the answer would be no. I don't know how to save stuff. Although I do know how to snag photos and put 'em in that photobucket thingy (thank god). Do you know how to save stuff Sarah?
I so wish I still had BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON and yeah, I would like to keep this. Well. Just so long as someone has it and eventually, I could get it.
Yanno. If I could ever learn how to actually operate this computer, I might actually be able to accomplish something.
Is anyone here? Am I talking to myself? Well, with what I'm prattling on about, that would probably be for the best.
sorry. don't know how that happened.
well obviously because you hit the "publish your comment" button twice...ya stoop.
Okay then. Real life really is singing to me tonight. Come to think of it, it's sang to me for most of the day. So...can't play tonight. Well. At least for awhile.
Ah well.
Sometimes you're the windshield.
Sometimes you're the bug.
Signed,
The bug
Welcome back Rob,
I hope you think of the couv somewhat of second home
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