Aaaaugh! BACKWARDS! I hate it when they do that. They make Rob look wonky. That picture is photo-shopped to death too. Hate it, but love Rob. I like the original photo much more.
Ah yes. Those eyes. And those eyelashes. Don't know that I've ever seen such long eyelashes on a man. I know I'm suppose to be jealous of Kristen, but it's his damn eyelashes that bring out the greeneyed monster in me.
God? With everything you handed him on a silver platter, you had to give him long, feathery eyelashes too? What is he? Teacher's pet?
And Barbara? I want to thank you for something. You said something to me the other night (about raising the bar) and it was quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has said to me here (and people have said so many nice things to me). But it completely humbled me and I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you.
And Honey? I would imagine there will be an Entertainment Weekly cover or two for Eclipse, maybe a Premiere or Empire cover. But I'm thinking, maybe not a major magazine this time out. Well, think about it.
In a year's time he's been on the covers of GQ, Vanity Fair, Harper's Bazaar and Details. That's four majors in one year. Possibly he'll do another for Bel Ami, but most definitely in the fall of 2011 when he'll have Water For Elephants, the long awaited Breaking Dawn and possibly Unbound Captives to promote then.
I still want to see him on the cover of Interview and of course, the iconic Rolling Stone.
Oh. And if he recieves critical acclaim for Bel Ami and/or Water For Elephants to off set the backlash he's received for the staggering success of the Twilight Saga (and the critical drubbing he's taking for it for those who do not understand what an 'understated, quiet, elegant' performance is), then don't be surprised if there is a People's Sexiest Man Alive cover in his future.
Also... There's a very strong possibility that People may give him the upcoming 100 Most Beautiful People in the World cover. It's a rumour floating.
That one won't hurt him. But had they given him SMA last fall (as they wanted to) this early in his career? Oh. That would have been bad.
Has anyone noticed how Rob's photos get photo shopped to fit the country they are being marketed to...For example, in asian countries' mags Rob looks clean cut with minimal scruff.....In America he looks all hobolicious.....In Rome he looks all greek god with rings in his hair.....He looks perfect every way though so no complains here!!!!!
The reason why I don't think he'll have a 'major' cover for Eclipse is because there's been no word that he's done an interview or photoshoot for one (his last being his interview and that schmexy photo shoot with Details AND those shots he took with Emilie for Vouge both in Los Angeles before he left for home at Christmas)
An interview and photo shoot usually takes place about 3 months BEFORE the magazine actually lands on the stands (which is why some info can be wrong in that things change in a person's life. The status of a relationship for instance).
There was something else I wanted to say, but for the life of me, I cannot think of what it is.
It's okay Nik. They'll live without that last golden nugget of info. **rolls her eyes**...at herself.
Loved that photo taken from Cannes Film Fest last year. But where's Rob? It's the 10th day since Rob was last sighted at Budapest or London airports. Did the Pappz went into hiding too?
OH the cover looks great to me. Rob makes you melt he is so darn beautiful. Hope Kristen knows what she has!
nik-thanks, I just wish I had all those other mag. I wonder if Rob will be on Oprah? God I would love to see him on a talk show again!! It's like he has vanished ever since he got back to London. I miss seeing Rob and all those pics when he was filming Bel Ami.
Oh wait. I got it. (oh god they groan... she got it)
I wouldn't be at all surprised if Rob and Kristen land a Time or Newsweek cover during Breaking Dawn promotion. Perhaps just as the first film opens depending on whether the film surprises and delivers the goods AND if, after the long wait for it, that the anticipation has hit a fever pitch And THAT (one of those covers) is REALLY the big time. Why? Because it's a worldwide cultural phenomenon. Because as of this moment, the first two films (and dvd sales) have brought in over a billion dollars (1.4 billion?) and with Eclipse they're going to be approaching and in all likelihood, surpass the 2 billion mark. And so it will stand to reason that the two part Breaking Dawn will take the franchise over the 3 million mark heading for FOUR. And THAT is also the big time.
And that is quite a coup for an actor to land a Time or Newsweek cover and I think it's a very strong possiblity, that they'll get it.
Let's not count the eggs before they get into the basket. Who would ever thought that Rob has remained so quiet after the Bel-Ami shooting in Budapest? After the news of the Eclipse re-shoot plans by Summit. Mixed reactions were read all over the net. So, until "Eclipse" get it done right and put the eggs on Summit's baskets, The Dawn will not break anytime soon.
If People does give him the 100 Most Beautiful People in the World cover (next month or June, I think), I'm kinda hoping that they'll break with tradition and put both him and Kristen on the cover (they've only ever given it to one person before). Why?
Because they're both extrodinarily beautiful. Because they're both the stars of Twilight (and she gets top billing in fact) and because (and this is the devil in me), it'll make some people nuts. I know. That is so mean. hee hee
But it would make sense from a dollar and cents point of view. People magazine is in the business to sell magazines and with the curiostity, speculation and insanity over the status of their 'clandestine' relationship, putting those two on THAT cover would simply be a license to print money.
Ok, that last comment was me. I accidentally made it with my husbands acct. I was semi-delerious because I looked at Rob and my insides turned to jello. Sorry.
Well, as I may not get a reply to my question, I'll answer it myself. Nothing like an onanistic relationship...lol I'd choose Anna Kendrick. Luv to see her and Rob do the chat.
Okay. I thought of something else (ah shaddup). Acutally, just some responses to others...
Amelie... Where's he been? Stuck in London because of an act of God. And since Bel Ami has wrapped, he's got nothing more to do there and is most likely ('cause I imagine with the film wrapped that he's moved out of wherever the studio provided his living arragements, 'cause he couldn't live at home because of...aw never mind) has been loafing on his mama and papa's couch waiting for a plane. And that's why we haven't seen him. Just a guess.
As for Breaking Dawn... I don't know how to break it to people but...the shit, shit, shit spewing forth from the keyboards of the uninformed masses of the internet doesn't mean one goddamn thing to a studio. Not a studio with a billion plus franchise on their hands. Re-shoots are not uncommon in the movie business. And these would have been done earlier if Rob had been available. But he's been filming in Europe since February. But people don't think about that, do they? And that's because for the most part, they have no idea what they're talking about.
You can bet the very soul that occupies your body (if in fact, that is how it works), that there will be a Breaking Dawn. There is just too much money to made. Just as Meyer (once she licks her wounds from the thrashing that met Breaking Dawn), will finish Midnight Sun and in all liklihood, will continue the saga one day with the story of Jacob and Nessie.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE $$$...CA-CHING!
And AP... Who would I like to see interview him for Interview? Well...
Certainly Kristen would be an interesting choice, but kinda obvious so, I'm gonna guess no. If I was as evil as I wanna be, I'd say Nikki Reed (oh god. don't go there Nik). Dan Radcliffe would be a funny choice (When Harry Met Edward; Wand or Sparkle? You Decide). And if he does do Unbound Captives with Hugh Jackman, then he would be a GREAT choice (Hugh even has a degree in journalism). Hmmm...lemme think, lemme think. What a great question AP. I know.
I think we should gather the smartest, the wittiess (and therefore, that would include you), the best spellers (shit. that would exclude me) and by hell, we should interview him and let me tell you...that would be one goddamn great interview. I mean, hell. Where he's concerned, we got more of our poop in a pile (meaning we know the shit from the tar) more than any of these other so called professional journalists who couldn't find an intelligent question to ask him if it was printed on his forehead. Yeah. We should interview him.
And of course particpate in the requisite hawt as hell photo shoot that would accompany said interview.
Now THAT ladies is what you call a plan. And I say...everyone needs a plan.
OMG..*runs to get Nik; 2 darvocets, a xanax, a 40 (King Cobra-don't worry..Skorp won't miss it), and perhaps a doxycycline* she just may have a fever..I dunno..just in case.
Thank you for touching on the Jacob/Nessie story....I, too, presented that theory to my friends, and they all poo-poo'd it, saying that Stephenie Meyer said she was done, etc. I, however, am of the belief that she will be breaking out her old pen and paper someday, maybe ten years down the road, to write it. I am glad you share that opinion, too.
P.S. Rob + Cannes = Sarah squealing like a fan girl and losing her shorts. No really, I lost them. Where might they be....
AP: don't start playing your own trumpet so quickly, everyone else just needs to wake up!
Anna Kendrick seems like a sassy enough lady to do a fun interview. A woman as witty and quirky as Rob would be nice... Perhaps someone into music as well (and sorry no, not Hailey).
I'm coming up blank here. Sarah Silverman?! Hey... and why not Tina Fey, that could be epic!
P.S. Nik...can I be in on that interview. I will wait quietly (sort of) in the corner until its time to sexually harass the poor boy, then you can bring me in to make him blush.
And SIT DOWN HATERS!! I wont touch him (unless he asks me to, which I am sure he will) I will just start going down my list of tasty treats we all have collectively talked about doing to him/for him/with him/ on him/ near him......in his general vicinity....
Oh shizz.....I may have to skip that interview. Losing control...again....
Backwards. Forwards. Upside down. Rightside up. Sideways. Anyways. Crosslegged. Crosseyed. On his head. On his ass. On his knees. On my knees (OH MY GOD).
In a boat. Riding a goat. Up on a plane. I'd not complain. Under the house. Riding a mouse (A MOUSE???). Up in the air. Bent over backwards on a stair. The hood of a car. Stuffed in a jar. Chained to a bed. Though I'd be dead.
Truth be told, what I really want to see is Rob doing a spot on Sarah's show, and as a musical interlude Kristen comes out with Matt Damon to sing the infamous tell-all song, this time with the lyric "I'm fucking Robert Pattinson" !! Yep, that's the gut-busting coming-out I want!
Backwards. Forwards. Upside down. Rightside up. Sideways. Anyways. Crosslegged. Crosseyed. On his head. On his ass. On his knees. On my knees (OH MY GOD).
so i haven't been on much lately...but i guess we are in a drought if we are looking at photochopped pics LOL.
but did anyone read the EP update, so much is going on and she left us hanging i hope not too long and i could see an ending soon now but i loved it !!!
i hope to be on later but i have to go to a staff appreciation day luncheon, fun fun fun (and i am being sarcastic ;)
Since you're one of the funniest people here, I don't see how you could be excluded from the festivities. And please...
Leave your inhibitions at the door. If I get to play along, I will bring the gin and pour it down his throat and then we'll really get some answers and I would imagine...some interesing photographs. And the more uninibited we are...the more uninhibited he'll be.
How can I be expected to interview him and NOT touch him!! Thats like putting a platter of chocolate, or CHEESE, in front of the fat girl (me) and telling me...
@Loisada: sorry bout the tootle - I have such limited time these days I tend to be a bit premature...;) Luv Sarah but it might end up being a bit too off the wall. Interesting to be thinking more of women than men...I'm sure he'd like to be interviewed by one of the actors/directors he respects, but less fun for us...
You may have to pour the gin down MY throat to loosen me up, too!! I am paranoid that I will see him and be reduced to giggles and squeals a'la 12 year old fangirl. Minus the braces and training bra. (These puppies need a big girl bra now) *SIGH*
Just don't get me too tanked. I will want to remember this!! (And I don't mean looking at the pictures going, "Hey, when did they bring the donkey in the room, and why am I wearing a dolly parton wig?" kind of remembering...
If he ever does get her pregnant, they still don't say a word. Then when she's about six months along or so, they go to the MTV Movie awards and just before the show stars, she removes her jacket and is wearing a t-shirt that says...
HE DID IT!
With an arrow pointing at the gentleman to her left...which would be Rob. Who sits there with a WTF ME? expression oh his face.
That too could work.
And still, they say not a word to the press. In fact, they could communicate their entire relationship through t-shirts.
Rob's..."Are you ever gonna marry me?"
Kristen's..."I'll let you know three kids from now."
Yanno. Stuff like that.
Kristen's..."Did you remember to take out the garbage?"
I guess the donkey did come in with Rob. Do you suppose he had his "people" pulling the donkey by the rope, or would our ever-so-humble Rob handle the donkey himself??
look i am getting straight to the point,i did not want to ask this but do someone have a answer,how come i have not been seeing or hearing rob doing any photo shoots for any maz and not for nothing i believe if so they were not loyal in the first place and i can see he is the most famous world wide and that's for sure but why these maz coping the photos from others the italy vanity fair and now the indoneisa;s maz,hve any of you heard any thing
@Sarah: "...unless he asks me to.." :D No, no - remember: "just ask him very nicely...he's pretty compliant..." In a towel, by the door...
@Loisada: (wide-eyed) I don't believe I actually used the word 'praecox' - such language - I'm shocked...but you're right. I definitely blame Rob...lol
I'll ask him that right after I ask him, "So...are you into overweight married mothers of four kids who might have to stop the gratuitous love making to drop the kids off at piano lessons?"
But before I ask him, "No, really....just once. You don't even have to do the work. No really. Please? Please."
Don't be dying here Robsessive. Were gonna need ya in that interview.
Hey. I know. How 'bout that tramp Betty White? God. I love her. And apparantly, so does Rob. What am I saying? Leaving him alone with that strumpet? After having said he thinks she's the sexiest woman in the America? I think not.
But seriously (just for a sec). If he were to do an Interview cover, it would most likely be in conjuction with the release of a film and therefore, who ever did interview him would most likely be someone he worked with in...uh...the film. So...
For Bel Ami? Uma perhaps. For Water For Elephants? Reese For Breaking Dawn? K and/or Tay For Unbound Captives? Hugh
I personally think it would be hysterical to try and watch Kristen interview him and to try and keep it strictly professional. Everyone would be laughing their asses off with...'oh you two. You're so funny.'
I am writing pseudo-porn involving interviews and donkeys, and my kids are watching "Elmo in Grouchland" for the 34th time. I need to go. I need to shower. And I need to get a life.
But again......pants are missing. Anyone see them?
I'm not sure!!!! That's why this has to stop. I think Rob might be in love with the Donkey, and the last time I checked, HE was wearing the Dolly Parton wig.
Even backwards Cannes Rob is stunning. It's actually not too bad. Some of his flipped pictures look downright scary. Backwards or not, Cannes Rob makes me very happy.
Hi rpg! Call me crazy but I don't actually mind the drought. But yeah, I wouldn't say no to a pic spam.
@ nikola6 - I do remember my comments to you. Richly deserved, I may add. Thank you for your comments to me.
I think we NBs should write for SNL and begin with the interview of Kristen to Rob. Think we'd be censored? Perhaps we'd win a trip to NY and be interviewed by Rob...amazement and amusement unleashed.
Sweetie... Were you asking why these magazines use old photos instead of taking new ones?
It's because these publications (and I use the term loosely) have not done legitimate interviews with him. Rob does not talk to or take photos for these mags. That's why their stories have recycled info and old pics. For all of the unbelievable amounts of info floating around out there about him, in truth he has only sat for a few formal interviews and a handful of photo shoots. But because of the volume of junk they're producing about him, they're making him look like a fame whore who's participating in all of this, week after week. And he's not. (which btw...is why I ignore most of it. I want accurate information from HIM to a professional writer...not recycled and twisted crap from a hack). Since all of this insanity began (not even two years ago), he has only sat for interviews with these magazines...
1. Entertainment Weekly (twice) 2. GQ 3. Vanity Fair 4. Harper's Bazaar 5. Details (and yes, People put him on their cover last summer, but they did not interview him. they lowered themselves to the level of a tab and talked about his non-existent messy love life, which was a lie as he only had one lover with the initials of KJS).
And that's pretty much it. Astounding isn't it? Just six official interviews yet the result of that has been a gargantuan mountain of recycled, misinformed doo-doo. And yes, while doing the publicity junkets for his films, he's asked a few questions from the media; mags, newspapers, tv and radio (and they only get about 5 minutes with him), but no one gets a full on interview.
As for his MAJOR photoshoots (and I'll probably miss a few here)...
1. Entertainment Weekly (twice) 2. In Style (w/ the Twilight gang) 3. Vanity Fair (twice; once w/the Twilight gang, once alone) 4. Rome Rob (informal, not for any particular publication) 5. Rolling Stone (the best photo shoot he's done thus far -and that's saying something- and incredibly, they used just one photo and it was the worst of the bunch. Excuse me...Mr. Segal? MR. SEGAL? WHEN OH WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RELEASE THIS SHOOT IN IT'S ENTIRETY? SAVING THEM FOR A COFFEE TABLE BOOK ARE WE? I'LL PAY $100 BUCKS FOR ONE!) 6. Us Weekly (actually, he didn't do this shoot for this magazine. the photog sold the photos to them) 5. GQ 6. Vanity Fair 7. Cannes (informal but an 'official' photo shoot by the papparazzi of the world. He stood there for about 5 minutes a FREAKIN' YEAR AGO and those photos are still being used. Case in point...the photo subject of this very thread) 8. Harper's Bazaar 9. Details (with two bare va-jay jays) 10. Vouge (with Emilie) (and a few others, mostly for some teen mags. nothing of import)
So then...not much huh? Especially when you consider all that's out there. Oh. And you also can't count all those magazines and books that are 'official' Twilight publications. He doesn't sit down for those either. They also use photos and info from other shoots and interviews.
And I must apologize. I don't mean to be so anal and detailed. But there is so much misinformation out there that when I'm trying to explain something to someone, I want to get it right. And I don't know how to do that succinctly (sp?). I really do apologize.
Freaking backwards...again!
ReplyDeleteHis eyes are so lovely in this picture ....
ReplyDeleteThat pic is kinda weird lookin'.
ReplyDeletejust sayin'
Is that what it is? It's backwards?
Man-oh-man! What a good looking man. Those eyes, that skin, those eyelashes, the hair - totally consumable...and then, when he speaks...
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Kristen treasures what they have and I'd keep it to myself, too, for as long as I could. Lucky wench!
OMG..........Rob is so beautiful!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Freaking backwards?
When is he going to on a cover for the US
again? Anyone know
@ ADM - backwards, you say? I'll allow myself to gawk again and maybe in 100 years I may notice the backwards, but I won't promise.
ReplyDeleteFILTM!
Aaaaugh! BACKWARDS! I hate it when they do that. They make Rob look wonky.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is photo-shopped to death too. Hate it, but love Rob. I like the original photo much more.
Backwards..forwards...sideways...I'll take him any way he wants to do it.....
ReplyDeleteAh yes. Those eyes. And those eyelashes. Don't know that I've ever seen such long eyelashes on a man. I know I'm suppose to be jealous of Kristen, but it's his damn eyelashes that bring out the greeneyed monster in me.
ReplyDeleteGod? With everything you handed him on a silver platter, you had to give him long, feathery eyelashes too? What is he? Teacher's pet?
And Barbara?
I want to thank you for something. You said something to me the other night (about raising the bar) and it was quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has said to me here (and people have said so many nice things to me). But it completely humbled me and I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you.
And Honey?
I would imagine there will be an Entertainment Weekly cover or two for Eclipse, maybe a Premiere or Empire cover. But I'm thinking, maybe not a major magazine this time out. Well, think about it.
In a year's time he's been on the covers of GQ, Vanity Fair, Harper's Bazaar and Details. That's four majors in one year. Possibly he'll do another for Bel Ami, but most definitely in the fall of 2011 when he'll have Water For Elephants, the long awaited Breaking Dawn and possibly Unbound Captives to promote then.
I still want to see him on the cover of Interview and of course, the iconic Rolling Stone.
He will be. Just gotta be patient. Hard. I know.
seriously? this is bad photoshop.
ReplyDeleteOh. And if he recieves critical acclaim for Bel Ami and/or Water For Elephants to off set the backlash he's received for the staggering success of the Twilight Saga (and the critical drubbing he's taking for it for those who do not understand what an 'understated, quiet, elegant' performance is), then don't be surprised if there is a People's Sexiest Man Alive cover in his future.
ReplyDeleteAlso...
There's a very strong possibility that People may give him the upcoming 100 Most Beautiful People in the World cover. It's a rumour floating.
That one won't hurt him. But had they given him SMA last fall (as they wanted to) this early in his career? Oh. That would have been bad.
I can't tear my eyes away long enough to find a problem with this photo....
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed how Rob's photos get photo shopped to fit the country they are being marketed to...For example, in asian countries' mags Rob looks clean cut with minimal scruff.....In America he looks all hobolicious.....In Rome he looks all greek god with rings in his hair.....He looks perfect every way though so no complains here!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOne last thing...
ReplyDeleteThe reason why I don't think he'll have a 'major' cover for Eclipse is because there's been no word that he's done an interview or photoshoot for one (his last being his interview and that schmexy photo shoot with Details AND those shots he took with Emilie for Vouge both in Los Angeles before he left for home at Christmas)
An interview and photo shoot usually takes place about 3 months BEFORE the magazine actually lands on the stands (which is why some info can be wrong in that things change in a person's life. The status of a relationship for instance).
There was something else I wanted to say, but for the life of me, I cannot think of what it is.
It's okay Nik. They'll live without that last golden nugget of info. **rolls her eyes**...at herself.
He could hang upside down and still be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen....
ReplyDeleteLoved that photo taken from Cannes Film Fest last year.
ReplyDeleteBut where's Rob? It's the 10th day since Rob was last sighted at Budapest or London airports. Did the Pappz went into hiding too?
OH the cover looks great to me. Rob makes you melt he is so darn beautiful. Hope Kristen knows what she has!
ReplyDeletenik-thanks, I just wish I had all those other mag. I wonder if Rob will be on Oprah? God I would love to
see him on a talk show again!! It's like he has vanished ever since he got back to London. I miss seeing Rob and all those pics when he was filming Bel Ami.
So, I take it this means we're back in the drought.
ReplyDeleteRob is always the most beautiful person on the planet, no matter what.
Oh wait. I got it. (oh god they groan... she got it)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be at all surprised if Rob and Kristen land a Time or Newsweek cover during Breaking Dawn promotion. Perhaps just as the first film opens depending on whether the film surprises and delivers the goods AND if, after the long wait for it, that the anticipation has hit a fever pitch And THAT (one of those covers) is REALLY the big time. Why? Because it's a worldwide cultural phenomenon. Because as of this moment, the first two films (and dvd sales) have brought in over a billion dollars (1.4 billion?) and with Eclipse they're going to be approaching and in all likelihood, surpass the 2 billion mark. And so it will stand to reason that the two part Breaking Dawn will take the franchise over the 3 million mark heading for FOUR. And THAT is also the big time.
And that is quite a coup for an actor to land a Time or Newsweek cover and I think it's a very strong possiblity, that they'll get it.
@Nik: so who would you choose as the interviewer for the "Interview" cover? Just curious...
ReplyDeleteheeheeee Nik, I like your plan...
ReplyDeleteLet's not count the eggs before they get into the basket.
ReplyDeleteWho would ever thought that Rob has remained so quiet after the Bel-Ami shooting in Budapest? After the news of the Eclipse re-shoot plans by Summit. Mixed reactions were read all over the net. So, until "Eclipse" get it done right and put the eggs on Summit's baskets, The Dawn will not break anytime soon.
One last thought (I swear to god, this is it)...
ReplyDeleteIf People does give him the 100 Most Beautiful People in the World cover (next month or June, I think), I'm kinda hoping that they'll break with tradition and put both him and Kristen on the cover (they've only ever given it to one person before). Why?
Because they're both extrodinarily beautiful. Because they're both the stars of Twilight (and she gets top billing in fact) and because (and this is the devil in me), it'll make some people nuts.
I know. That is so mean. hee hee
But it would make sense from a dollar and cents point of view. People magazine is in the business to sell magazines and with the curiostity, speculation and insanity over the status of their 'clandestine' relationship, putting those two on THAT cover would simply be a license to print money.
Okay. Shutting up now.
Until I think of something else.
Kidding.
Maybe.
that is his picture from cannes,to me he looks good but that is just my opinion
ReplyDeleteAnd we're back to the alien theory....
ReplyDeleteNOBODY looks that good. It's not normal.
He is absolutely unhuman.
Ok, that last comment was me. I accidentally made it with my husbands acct. I was semi-delerious because I looked at Rob and my insides turned to jello. Sorry.
ReplyDelete@montman - I have always said he is an alien-human hybrid. He's here to take out the female population. One woman at a time.
ReplyDeleteLMAO Sarah! I accidently did that with my SIL acct one day...everyone was like, Hi Peter?
ReplyDeleteRob turns everyone to jello.
Well, as I may not get a reply to my question, I'll answer it myself. Nothing like an onanistic relationship...lol I'd choose Anna Kendrick. Luv to see her and Rob do the chat.
ReplyDelete@nik hon you and your comments
ReplyDelete@sarah girl you are killing me =))
BTW is this pic photoshopped idk jusy maybe love his eyes
ReplyDeleteOkay. I thought of something else (ah shaddup). Acutally, just some responses to others...
ReplyDeleteAmelie...
Where's he been? Stuck in London because of an act of God. And since Bel Ami has wrapped, he's got nothing more to do there and is most likely ('cause I imagine with the film wrapped that he's moved out of wherever the studio provided his living arragements, 'cause he couldn't live at home because of...aw never mind) has been loafing on his mama and papa's couch waiting for a plane. And that's why we haven't seen him. Just a guess.
As for Breaking Dawn...
I don't know how to break it to people but...the shit, shit, shit spewing forth from the keyboards of the uninformed masses of the internet doesn't mean one goddamn thing to a studio. Not a studio with a billion plus franchise on their hands. Re-shoots are not uncommon in the movie business. And these would have been done earlier if Rob had been available. But he's been filming in Europe since February. But people don't think about that, do they? And that's because for the most part, they have no idea what they're talking about.
You can bet the very soul that occupies your body (if in fact, that is how it works), that there will be a Breaking Dawn. There is just too much money to made. Just as Meyer (once she licks her wounds from the thrashing that met Breaking Dawn), will finish Midnight Sun and in all liklihood, will continue the saga one day with the story of Jacob and Nessie.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE $$$...CA-CHING!
And AP...
Who would I like to see interview him for Interview? Well...
Certainly Kristen would be an interesting choice, but kinda obvious so, I'm gonna guess no. If I was as evil as I wanna be, I'd say Nikki Reed (oh god. don't go there Nik). Dan Radcliffe would be a funny choice (When Harry Met Edward; Wand or Sparkle? You Decide). And if he does do Unbound Captives with Hugh Jackman, then he would be a GREAT choice (Hugh even has a degree in journalism). Hmmm...lemme think, lemme think. What a great question AP. I know.
I think we should gather the smartest, the wittiess (and therefore, that would include you), the best spellers (shit. that would exclude me) and by hell, we should interview him and let me tell you...that would be one goddamn great interview. I mean, hell. Where he's concerned, we got more of our poop in a pile (meaning we know the shit from the tar) more than any of these other so called professional journalists who couldn't find an intelligent question to ask him if it was printed on his forehead. Yeah. We should interview him.
And of course particpate in the requisite hawt as hell photo shoot that would accompany said interview.
Now THAT ladies is what you call a plan. And I say...everyone needs a plan.
Great question AP.
Yeah AP...
ReplyDeleteAnna would be great. Only this time, she should eat his face. LOL!
backwards, forwards--i'll take him any way :)
ReplyDeleteOMG..*runs to get Nik; 2 darvocets, a xanax, a 40 (King Cobra-don't worry..Skorp won't miss it), and perhaps a doxycycline* she just may have a fever..I dunno..just in case.
ReplyDeleteNik!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for touching on the Jacob/Nessie story....I, too, presented that theory to my friends, and they all poo-poo'd it, saying that Stephenie Meyer said she was done, etc. I, however, am of the belief that she will be breaking out her old pen and paper someday, maybe ten years down the road, to write it. I am glad you share that opinion, too.
P.S. Rob + Cannes = Sarah squealing like a fan girl and losing her shorts. No really, I lost them. Where might they be....
AP: don't start playing your own trumpet so quickly, everyone else just needs to wake up!
ReplyDeleteAnna Kendrick seems like a sassy enough lady to do a fun interview. A woman as witty and quirky as Rob would be nice... Perhaps someone into music as well (and sorry no, not Hailey).
I'm coming up blank here. Sarah Silverman?! Hey... and why not Tina Fey, that could be epic!
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ReplyDeleteP.S. Nik...can I be in on that interview. I will wait quietly (sort of) in the corner until its time to sexually harass the poor boy, then you can bring me in to make him blush.
ReplyDeleteAnd SIT DOWN HATERS!! I wont touch him (unless he asks me to, which I am sure he will) I will just start going down my list of tasty treats we all have collectively talked about doing to him/for him/with him/ on him/ near him......in his general vicinity....
Oh shizz.....I may have to skip that interview. Losing control...again....
@wens...
ReplyDeleteBackwards. Forwards. Upside down. Rightside up. Sideways. Anyways. Crosslegged. Crosseyed. On his head. On his ass. On his knees. On my knees (OH MY GOD).
In a boat. Riding a goat. Up on a plane. I'd not complain. Under the house. Riding a mouse (A MOUSE???). Up in the air. Bent over backwards on a stair. The hood of a car. Stuffed in a jar. Chained to a bed. Though I'd be dead.
Oh shut up Nik.
Truth be told, what I really want to see is Rob doing a spot on Sarah's show, and as a musical interlude Kristen comes out with Matt Damon to sing the infamous tell-all song, this time with the lyric "I'm fucking Robert Pattinson" !! Yep, that's the gut-busting coming-out I want!
ReplyDelete@nik omg girl you are killing me
ReplyDeleteBackwards. Forwards. Upside down. Rightside up. Sideways. Anyways. Crosslegged. Crosseyed. On his head. On his ass. On his knees. On my knees (OH MY GOD).
yeah on my knees omg
@sarah really on the intewiev girl hey no dont touch him LOL =))
ReplyDelete@Nik....
ReplyDeleteIn a bar, on his car, on MY car....oh sh**, thats a minivan...not very sexy.
Damn.
so i haven't been on much lately...but i guess we are in a drought if we are looking at photochopped pics LOL.
ReplyDeletebut did anyone read the EP update, so much is going on and she left us hanging i hope not too long and i could see an ending soon now but i loved it !!!
i hope to be on later but i have to go to a staff appreciation day luncheon, fun fun fun (and i am being sarcastic ;)
Well Sarah...
ReplyDeleteSince you're one of the funniest people here, I don't see how you could be excluded from the festivities. And please...
Leave your inhibitions at the door. If I get to play along, I will bring the gin and pour it down his throat and then we'll really get some answers and I would imagine...some interesing photographs. And the more uninibited we are...the more uninhibited he'll be.
Horny ROBsessors + one drunk Rob=
A good time had by all.
Robsessive!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow can I be expected to interview him and NOT touch him!! Thats like putting a platter of chocolate, or CHEESE, in front of the fat girl (me) and telling me...
Don't touch!
@sarah omg ahahah well than dont use it LOL if he asks me doesnt matter I can go a silent corner with him
ReplyDelete@Loisada: sorry bout the tootle - I have such limited time these days I tend to be a bit premature...;) Luv Sarah but it might end up being a bit too off the wall. Interesting to be thinking more of women than men...I'm sure he'd like to be interviewed by one of the actors/directors he respects, but less fun for us...
ReplyDelete@sarah kidding but do you know how much you are lucky god you will be with the hotest man entire of the world 'sigh' take me with you =))
ReplyDeleteNik...
ReplyDeleteYou may have to pour the gin down MY throat to loosen me up, too!! I am paranoid that I will see him and be reduced to giggles and squeals a'la 12 year old fangirl. Minus the braces and training bra. (These puppies need a big girl bra now) *SIGH*
Just don't get me too tanked. I will want to remember this!! (And I don't mean looking at the pictures going, "Hey, when did they bring the donkey in the room, and why am I wearing a dolly parton wig?" kind of remembering...
NOT LIKE THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME....
ReplyDelete*looks around self consciously...*
j/k (for those who can't tell the diff between jokes and real life.)
AP... you just made me chuckle by upping the vocabulary level here while keeping it in the gutter with your erudite masturbation talk!
ReplyDeleteAnd now you're bringing ejaculatio praecox into the mix?@! I guess that's inevitable when it comes to Robtalk!
And on that note..*downs the pills and starts on the 40*
ReplyDeleteF^ck It..I'm going to hell anyway..LMAO
We got wigs, donkeys, premature situations, a mini-van and a mouse..Jeebus~!
Sarah... I imagine the donkey dong strolled into the room with Rob, doncha?
ReplyDeleteWow... this convo flew straight into Red Room territory, didn't it? Where's RPG when you need her? ;)
Oh Loisada...
ReplyDeleteNow THAT would be the best coming out ever.
Either that or...
If he ever does get her pregnant, they still don't say a word. Then when she's about six months along or so, they go to the MTV Movie awards and just before the show stars, she removes her jacket and is wearing a t-shirt that says...
HE DID IT!
With an arrow pointing at the gentleman to her left...which would be Rob. Who sits there with a WTF ME? expression oh his face.
That too could work.
And still, they say not a word to the press. In fact, they could communicate their entire relationship through t-shirts.
Rob's..."Are you ever gonna marry me?"
Kristen's..."I'll let you know three kids from now."
Yanno. Stuff like that.
Kristen's..."Did you remember to take out the garbage?"
Rob's..."No."
Please pass it my way, Kember...
ReplyDeleteApparently I'm prepping for an interview.
@Loisada...
ReplyDeleteI guess the donkey did come in with Rob. Do you suppose he had his "people" pulling the donkey by the rope, or would our ever-so-humble Rob handle the donkey himself??
He's such a gentleman.
Nik:
ReplyDeleteKristen's..."Did you remember to take out the garbage?"
Rob's..."Perez, or Ted?"
look i am getting straight to the point,i did not want to ask this but do someone have a answer,how come i have not been seeing or hearing rob doing any photo shoots for any maz and not for nothing i believe if so they were not loyal in the first place and i can see he is the most famous world wide and that's for sure but why these maz coping the photos from others the italy vanity fair and now the indoneisa;s maz,hve any of you heard any thing
ReplyDeleteSure Sarah..and I just want ya to ask him if his feet stink..I got a prob with smelly feet.
ReplyDeleteOH, and if he leaves the toilet seat up..that too may cause a prob..LMAO j/k
If I were with Rob, and communicating through tee shirs...
ReplyDeleteMine would perpetually say: "I'M F*CKING ROB PATTINSON HARD!!"
and on the back, it would read: "YAY ME!"
@Sarah: "...unless he asks me to.." :D No, no - remember: "just ask him very nicely...he's pretty compliant..." In a towel, by the door...
ReplyDelete@Loisada: (wide-eyed) I don't believe I actually used the word 'praecox' - such language - I'm shocked...but you're right. I definitely blame Rob...lol
Kristen: "Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?"
ReplyDeleteRob: "No, I thought you did."
SUre, Kember...
ReplyDeleteI'll ask him that right after I ask him, "So...are you into overweight married mothers of four kids who might have to stop the gratuitous love making to drop the kids off at piano lessons?"
But before I ask him, "No, really....just once. You don't even have to do the work. No really. Please? Please."
Sarah: and such an accomplished musician too, who has no qualms about saying he's happy to play his own trumpet. So yes, he leads the donkey himself!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure he shares, gentleman that he is....
@Loisada
ReplyDeleteI am literally cracking up right now....if a Donkey came into the mix, I'm not sure what the hell I'd do with it. LOL
Don't be dying here Robsessive. Were gonna need ya in that interview.
ReplyDeleteHey. I know. How 'bout that tramp Betty White? God. I love her. And apparantly, so does Rob. What am I saying? Leaving him alone with that strumpet? After having said he thinks she's the sexiest woman in the America? I think not.
But seriously (just for a sec). If he were to do an Interview cover, it would most likely be in conjuction with the release of a film and therefore, who ever did interview him would most likely be someone he worked with in...uh...the film. So...
For Bel Ami? Uma perhaps.
For Water For Elephants? Reese
For Breaking Dawn? K and/or Tay
For Unbound Captives? Hugh
I personally think it would be hysterical to try and watch Kristen interview him and to try and keep it strictly professional. Everyone would be laughing their asses off with...'oh you two. You're so funny.'
Back to the tee shirt convo:
ReplyDeleteKristen: Did you thank my mother for her gift?
Rob: How many hawaiian shirts does she think I need?
(This was taken from a recent conversation I participated in.)
Kristen: Why do you keep texting that housewife who interviewed you with a freaking donkey??
ReplyDeleteRob: I'm sorry. I can't get her out of my head.
Kristen: It's over, unless you can kiss her goodbye?
ReplyDeleteRob: can I see her one last time, she seemed to really like it.... especially when I brought the donkey.
LMFAO You or the donkey Sarah? LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI'm soooo trying to be good :)
I'm insane. I've officially lost my cool.
ReplyDeleteI am writing pseudo-porn involving interviews and donkeys, and my kids are watching "Elmo in Grouchland" for the 34th time. I need to go. I need to shower. And I need to get a life.
But again......pants are missing. Anyone see them?
"Perez or Ted"...
ReplyDeletePerfect Loisada.
Kristen's..."What's all this shit about a donkey?"
Rob's...'dems my nasty bitches talkin' on ROBsessed."
Okay. I. Me. Missed the donkey reference. Sounds interesting tho.
Kember...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure!!!! That's why this has to stop. I think Rob might be in love with the Donkey, and the last time I checked, HE was wearing the Dolly Parton wig.
It's getting way to freaky in the red room today.
Kristin: You're in love with a donkey?? WTF?
ReplyDeleteRob: Well, Sarah told me she wouldn't leave her husband for me. And the donkeys second best.
Kristin: You're a sick bastard.
Rob: That I am. But my nasty bitches on Robsessed say I'm an "adorable bastard".
I gotta go too. Damn.
ReplyDeleteOne more...
Kristen's..."And just who are the nasty bitches of ROBsessed?"
Rob's..."The funniest, fuck hawt women in the world. After you of course, darling."
Laters baby.
Peace out, Nik.
ReplyDeleteI'm out, too. Gotta go back to being a nice, respectable housewife and mother. *SIGH*
But Niks right.....I am f*ck hawt........cuz he's Rob F*ING Pattinson.
why must they flip his pic, HELLO you do not mess with perfection PEOPLE....argh
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ReplyDeleteAND that let me to this....
ReplyDeleteAt least a donkey is better than a dog..right Lois? LMAO
Thanks Girls~!!! ;)
LOL @Sarah too funny
ReplyDelete@Nik--yes on a car, under a car--not so much the mouse--(or the donkey)--i have many ideas LOL
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ReplyDeleteJesuz Kate, can we get a pic span or something????
ReplyDeleteDrought is killing....
LMAO @ this thread!
ReplyDeleteEven backwards Cannes Rob is stunning. It's actually not too bad. Some of his flipped pictures look downright scary. Backwards or not, Cannes Rob makes me very happy.
Hi rpg! Call me crazy but I don't actually mind the drought. But yeah, I wouldn't say no to a pic spam.
@ nikola6 - I do remember my comments to you. Richly deserved, I may add. Thank you for your comments to me.
ReplyDeleteI think we NBs should write for SNL and begin with the interview of Kristen to Rob. Think we'd be censored? Perhaps we'd win a trip to NY and be interviewed by Rob...amazement and amusement unleashed.
I know you're up for this, nik.
Need to get back to work b4 these fun and games land me in the poor house. Work instead of Robsessing? Well here's the ultimate response to that!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvndTH1FLoQ
@Loisada---LMAO--ITA
ReplyDeleteThis thread is funny, entertaining. Thanks for lightening my day.
ReplyDeletei think the tag " if it aint broke dont fix it " might apply here..
ReplyDeleteLove the fuzz on the face...eyes are awesome!
ReplyDeleteOld picture means article has old information. I am not sure why a magazine would use such an old picture.
ReplyDeleteYawn!
That cover picture looks flipped........why do they do that???
ReplyDeletehis green eyes compliments the green cover
ReplyDelete@evangaline,
ReplyDeleteSweetie...
Were you asking why these magazines use old photos instead of taking new ones?
It's because these publications (and I use the term loosely) have not done legitimate interviews with him. Rob does not talk to or take photos for these mags. That's why their stories have recycled info and old pics. For all of the unbelievable amounts of info floating around out there about him, in truth he has only sat for a few formal interviews and a handful of photo shoots. But because of the volume of junk they're producing about him, they're making him look like a fame whore who's participating in all of this, week after week. And he's not. (which btw...is why I ignore most of it. I want accurate information from HIM to a professional writer...not recycled and twisted crap from a hack). Since all of this insanity began (not even two years ago), he has only sat for interviews with these magazines...
1. Entertainment Weekly (twice)
2. GQ
3. Vanity Fair
4. Harper's Bazaar
5. Details
(and yes, People put him on their cover last summer, but they did not interview him. they lowered themselves to the level of a tab and talked about his non-existent messy love life, which was a lie as he only had one lover with the initials of KJS).
And that's pretty much it. Astounding isn't it? Just six official interviews yet the result of that has been a gargantuan mountain of recycled, misinformed doo-doo. And yes, while doing the publicity junkets for his films, he's asked a few questions from the media; mags, newspapers, tv and radio (and they only get about 5 minutes with him), but no one gets a full on interview.
As for his MAJOR photoshoots (and I'll probably miss a few here)...
1. Entertainment Weekly (twice)
2. In Style (w/ the Twilight gang)
3. Vanity Fair (twice; once w/the Twilight gang, once alone)
4. Rome Rob (informal, not for any particular publication)
5. Rolling Stone (the best photo shoot he's done thus far -and that's saying something- and incredibly, they used just one photo and it was the worst of the bunch. Excuse me...Mr. Segal? MR. SEGAL? WHEN OH WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RELEASE THIS SHOOT IN IT'S ENTIRETY? SAVING THEM FOR A COFFEE TABLE BOOK ARE WE? I'LL PAY $100 BUCKS FOR ONE!)
6. Us Weekly (actually, he didn't do this shoot for this magazine. the photog sold the photos to them)
5. GQ
6. Vanity Fair
7. Cannes (informal but an 'official' photo shoot by the papparazzi of the world. He stood there for about 5 minutes a FREAKIN' YEAR AGO and those photos are still being used. Case in point...the photo subject of this very thread)
8. Harper's Bazaar
9. Details (with two bare va-jay jays)
10. Vouge (with Emilie)
(and a few others, mostly for some teen mags. nothing of import)
So then...not much huh? Especially when you consider all that's out there. Oh. And you also can't count all those magazines and books that are 'official' Twilight publications. He doesn't sit down for those either. They also use photos and info from other shoots and interviews.
And I must apologize.
I don't mean to be so anal and detailed. But there is so much misinformation out there that when I'm trying to explain something to someone, I want to get it right. And I don't know how to do that succinctly (sp?). I really do apologize.