Sunday Mail UK Claims Robert Pattinson is Doing a Bunch of Things

Sunday Mail UK Claims Robert Pattinson is Doing a Bunch of Things including selling his pad in Canada (he has a pad in Canada? Fail Sunday Mail, you FAIL), splitting from Kristen Stewart and hanging out with a pretty red head (pictured below)



The same red head was later seen with Alexander Skarsgard AND Robert Pattinson, she sure gets around! (or has friends that are good at photoshop :))




Sunday Mail (UK) – 21st Feb 2010

Robert’s Twilight hours with mystery redhead

Twilight heart-throb Robert Pattinson has put his home in Canada on the market and plans to move back to London amid rumours that he has split from co-star Kristen Stewart.

The couple have always remained tight-lipped about their romance but LA-born Kristen, 19, set tongues wagging when she was photographed with Sean Penn in Hollywood earlier this month. Meantime, Robert, 23, has been partying in London with a mystery redhead.

“Rob plans to ditch his Canadian pad” says a mole. “in London, he feels he can be normal. He’s been going to dinner parties and pubs with his mates, just like old times. He doesn’t want a Hollywood girlfriend and he hasn’t spoken about Kristen for a while so we think that’s off”.

The couple are due to attend tonight’s Baftas ceremony. But a close friend of Robert confides “He’s been spending time with a very pretty redhead. They hang out in the Macbeth pub in Hoxton and at the Notting Hill Arts Club. Rob wears a black woolly hat and a beard as a disguise.(Gozde: They make him sound like a caricature, wearing a beard as a disguise? I think he should wear one of those glasses that comes with a big nose and mustache. Now THAT would be a good disguise!). He got very agitated once when a fan recognized him and asked for a picture!

Thanks to Carole for typing this out for us :)

Obligatory P.S: The pictures are obviously photoshopped :) The mystery read head in the picture is one of us. It wasn't published in the Sunday Mail.

26 comments:

  1. bunch of BS, and not cause it's saying that Rob and Ks split up but because ppl that always say this things is a anonymous and well i did not know Rob had a house in Canada

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  2. OMG,can't these stupid tabs leave him alone and stop s**t stirring.These pics of Rob look like they're from an old photoshoot anyway...........I'm sick of all the crap.

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  4. THE TRUTH, I don´t, I would like to go out with Twenty women ROBERT ,,,,,,,, I'm sick of OCCUPATION OF KRISTEN IN ALL COMMENTS AND PAGES WEB OF ROB, I AM VERY Disgusted,

    To my knowledge, HIS OWN LEGS.

    HELP make this clear

    ROdSesSEd you don´t do, I LOVE YOU FOR IT

    THE ROB WEB PAGES, SHOULD ONLY BE FOR ROB, AND NOT TO BE USED FOR PROMOTION OF OTHER ACTORS, will do nothing good in their individual careers.

    THANKS

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  5. I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!

    GOZDE YOU h00r~!!!

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  6. Bwahhaha. Too funny!!!!!! Love ya, Godze!

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  7. What can I say, I get around :P

    Espana: Thank you :)

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  8. Thought you'd all like a laugh at this article from The Mail on Sunday here in the snowy UK. Somehow I had a feeling in my bones that Rob would there somewhere, and hey presto he was !

    The accompanying photo was the one of Rob & Kristen lying under a tree in that lovely Vanity Fair (?) shoot - you know the one ladies, he's got skin tight black tight black jeans, white shirt, skinny tie - mmmmmmm. The caption says the picture is from Twilight - derrrrr.

    I really can't understand why the British Press aren't more interested in Rob - after all he's up and coming young British Actor who's been a big success, and has great prospects. Mind you, I don't suppose Rob is too bothered if it means he can walk the streets in peace.

    Good luck tonight Rob, enjoy the BAFTA's and don't get all tongue-tied. Your fans are behind you all the way.

    x

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  9. Sorry, Harpers Bazaar shoot, not Vanity Fair....

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  10. Well one thing is true -that sure is a very pretty redhead in those pics!!!! Goz, must you be so greedy??? RPattz AND AS?? LMAO!!

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  11. LOL LOL LOL! :DDDD Mistery redhead like "mistery blonde" last year (his sister!) P-lease! :)
    I really hope he walks the London streets and hangin out with his mate undisturbed and gay (by that I mean happy of course)! :D

    FILTM!

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  12. Gozde, I knew you two would get caught one day (make that three). Can't fool us for too long. We are on to you.

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  13. You're gone a couple of hour and suddenly Rob doing all kind of things. The boy is very busy :D

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  14. I wish I were that redhead with the cat ears...lucky girl! MEOW!

    *wink, wink

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  15. Its not hard to believe because we all know how much Robert loves his home and spending time in the UK. And the fact that i never believed in "Robsten" in the first place just erases the second "rumor" of them breaking up. lol

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  16. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


    Oh Gozde...you are so freakin` BUSTED!!!!

    ;)

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  17. Goz-I knew you would be caught out! Well, they are hurtin' for something to write so might as well make something up. I'm sure he has not been without company but I am shocked that you were able to hold down your new job and jump to the head of the line! But wait, you earned it with all your hard work and devotion. What do you say Kate and Kat?

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  18. Those are the worst manips I've seen in a long time. lol

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  19. That is all a total lie and I can prove it. He was with ME in NYC!

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  20. teehee... i like the groucho glasses idea! BWHAHAHA!
    Like a beard would work as a disguise! *rolls eyes*

    very funny "article"

    and hello- of course he would be going out with his mates when he can... He's 23 and back on his home turf!
    hahaha
    thanks for sharing this... it gave me a giggle!

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  21. RP and AS--now i'm in my happy place--don't you like my ears? LOL

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  22. hey i've never seen those pics of rob... i saw some from that shoot but those.. the 1 with him smoking is hot! where can i see them with that bad photoshop girl in it??

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  23. @Godze, you are so hot too. Great pics and thanks.

    Love ya
    Grandma Nanc

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