Alright ladies, I am going out for the night. I am in search of a 6'1", 23-yr old, English movie star, with the initials of RTP....in Chicago. Wish me luck!
See you all tomorrow. Sweet half-staff dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!
It`s like when I was little and we`d take our wagon down one of my neighbors` really steep driveway...you just closed your eyes and prayed to God and held on!!!
*making list for NY* 1. Fake FBI badge 2. Wheel barrel 3. Rope 4. Soap (for the bath) 5. Practice keeping eyes above crotch 6. Change for the one phone call from the police station
LMFAO, maybe you guys should practice running each other around in the wheelbarrow before Robstock! you only got one shot at kidnap-er, I mean, taking Rob into protective custody...
RPG, omg-LOLOLOLOL! one's running the wheelbarrow along, the other's slapping butter in the general direction of his crotch...and he thought filming the movie was crazy!
@rpg that was Sam with him too Sam nick and Rob...didn't know the other woman with them though. but the part where he says the photog needs to get a new vocation he's not very talented is in that vid from when we were all boycotting his pap vids and shoots...stop disrespecting Rob...in the vid of five for fighting's Superman! I loved the song so much it's all I can do to grab my guitar and start trying to nail the chords...I come pretty close!
Glad to know that the cosmos and the wine didn't put Gwen behind here.
Ok, Rob in "protective custody" (assuming from evil papz?) in a wheelbarrow? Hmm. Ok. But there's not a lot of room in a wheelbarrow (Gwen's thinking ahead here...). LOL.
Operation Robstock is a work in progress. We arrive in NY on the 28th. We plan on staking a claim outside the theater on the 1st for the red carpet and trying to get in to the view on the 2nd. That's what we have so far.
hard part is going to be finding a place to park the wheelbarrow while we wait...
OMG, you guys are making Gwen dizzy. (Ok, could be the alcohol, but...) Ditto the request for video!!! Which, if you guys play it just right, might make enough money to cover any and all bail needed.
An attempt was made today to kidnap the vampire from Twilight, Robert Patterson. Women dressed in shirts that had lettering NBs in the front & FILTM on the back, pushing a wheelbarrel with a tub of melted butter were taken down by a representative from Summit"
when asked why, all they had to say was " Robstock" over and over.
They are awaiting a full mental check up before chrsges can be filed.
may use this as a back-up plan: bait a trap with van morrison cds, a hoodie or a plaid shirt and beanie, lobtser, corn on the cob, and beer... that should lure him in!
Last night at the Red Carpet event for the movie Remember Me the actor, Robert Pattinson, was tackled by what appeared to be several inebriated women and tossed into a wheelbarrow. He was rushed off at a high speed and could be heard to be laughing when it became impossible for the papparazzi to keep up. All that was left on the carpet was a mysterious puddle which was later determined to be melted butter. Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot. No charged were filed against the women who remain unidentified.
Now, girls, don't forget I'm gonna send that old coot up in the motor home for RPG and we were picking up anyone who wanted a ride to NYC along the way. Angie and CL, if you need a place to park your wheelbarrow just head for the vehicle. Old Coot has been ditched and sleeping? quarters provided for any NB transactions. Give us a ring if you need any help. We can be the tag team for Rob as well as bail bond central. lol You guys were hilarious tonight!!
oh jezuz god is right ....@rpg butt crack shot in italy! LOL! poor baby! the angle of that shot proves ....COMMANDO! I love that term but stilll have no point of reference in our culture or any other why it's called 'going commando'. I guess 'cause when you're in the jungle you don't get to where undies all the time. as in soldiers?! ;)) anyway thanks for the shot and it's so lovely a night with you ladies and viewing our lovely Robert. I love you Robert! this is what I did when I was married only I was taking the pics of my husband! I'd catch him in a sitch like this every time and then show him how I got the picture....commando, butt crack or any thing else I could use for my own enjoyment and pleasure! LOL! and he hated his pic taken as his mom did it to him his whole life at every opportunity and he got to the point where he hated to even get dressed nice any more. soooo...my husband went in the opposite direction that Rob chose.
thanks for the drunk shot of him and I do remember this group of photos with he and Tom walking down the sidewalk. god can you imagine having RP as a best buddy? Mayyynnnn you couldn't go anywhere and when you did, there are either photogs or girls screaming for your buddy not you! *sticks bottom lip out for tom! awwwwwhhhh* I wonder if guys think like girls and eventually don't hang with that one good looking friend? I fear that one day after hes all married secretly of course, that all the good buddies will dry up and go away! whaddya think?
why is all the wine gone? *looks at empty glass and sticks out bottom lip*
@rpg this one where he looks pissed about the photo? was he or was he just pissed? or is that look for someone he was trying to make jealous? LOL! Denied! found out! thanks for the photos! this one appeared in a mag so was it a papz shootin' this or a friend with this girl? He looks all kinds of drunk and sexy as hell doesn't he? oooooooo...angry lusty sex...YES PLEASE!
@rpg you're killin' me here! I remember these ...remember the one with him standing, ankles crossed, hoodie pulled up over his head? I call that one Urban Angel...;) I love this group of pics his face looked soooo...different that day. beautiful but different. and the package! so nicely wrapped! lOL! love this so much...see? this is what bff do for each other! LOL! http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/Robert-Pattinson-1992.jpg
@rpg and misbuttoned! LOL! Poor sweet baby love! was in such a hurry that morning he forgot to thoroughly wipe the powdered sugar from his doughnut off his pants and buttoned up one off!
yeah I give my baby the benefit of the doubt! LOL!
@rpg I am so wondering how they will film all these sex scenes in bel ami without someone getting hot & bothered?
I mean, do they ever get a little uh, stand at attention during????' they must and i would think every now and then they must except that during filming those scenes are cut up so often with 'rest time' or maybe the guy...I dont' know...all I know is when he heard Daniel Radcliffe was doing Equis on broadway, he asked him if he wasn't worried about getting an erection on stage while performing nude, and Daniel said, 'NO! That would be great!' so some maynot be bothered by a little stand at attention but can you imagine being Uma? or Kristen Scott or Christina? I wonder if there are places in the script where he will be completely naked? and sometimes in movies ...it happens. he might have to confer with Peter Fach about when he did Super Nova! Remember? and I wish I had a link to post to that one 'cause Peter was all kinds of sexy in that one and nekkid! NEKKID! after his character went nuts!
@rpg crotch dealer is right and I love you for it! God, and get wall slammed? is that in the book? I just ordered it and WFE and they are on their way I got email confirmation. Wall slammed by Rob in a movie so hot that panties are gonna go poof in the movie theaters! men all across the country are gonna reap the benefits! husbands, boyfriends, janitors cleaning the buildings at night, hot bosses who have been desiring their secretaries, etc, etc, etc, oh. my. god. I think I'm gone just picturing! T H U D and the look of painful exxxcstasy on Robs face?
@rpg, rpl, adm, angie-k! you guys rock! it's waaaay later than you guys were bloggin' but just going throu and reading all the wonkiness runnin' got me laughing so hard I almost peed myself! had to keep holding my hand over my mouth so as not to wake the daughter. Beware the wonky! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! Rob can't run that well.... ' No he can't the poor daarling, and it will be the death of him and his sweet, sweet passion snake! LOL! there! there's another euthanism! and it's only at half staff that doesn't even look like half maybe 1/4 and remember it's tied down by his pants and did we decide commando? or not? I'm thinkin' yep! the cut of the style of jeans today warrants commando amongst the guys...and that's why Nick looks so disgruntled I'll bet he just woke up too only seconds before! And Rob being only 23 that monst-ah has to stand up andtake a look around more often than not! I mean any pretty girl or thought of a pretty girl would have to make it try to climb out of his pants! how does he hide it so well most of the time. I mean from the looks of it, oh god! Holy fkg hell! what is it like full on? oh I won't even go there and yeah, ms. stewart is a lucky girl to put it mildly and if she had an inkling like in the kiss scene why in the hell did it take her so long to figure out she better get with Robert? My god I'm sorry but my current guy would get a Dear John, and I'd have jumped him twice by then! Maybe she did! anyhoooo...yeh, Rob...crotch crack? YES PLEASE! Thanks Rpg and everyone for being so entertaining and yeah we need that little button to click when he's where someof us can go see him in person and things get touched or stared at and he calls the coppers! click save us please! and in no time at all we're bailed! Great idea!
@rpg was that Sam with him??? I never paid attention to who was there except for Nick!!! That's awesome that you play the guitar! ' yep read amotampkins blog ians'd to her tonight and you'll see how I feel about it but yeah, Rob made me do it! I feel so good having finally done it. and yeh, that's Sam standing there briefly smoking behind the cab when Rob asks who told you I was he'e? Look at itagain the camera swings to the left field for a second or 2 and there's Sam! God I love his guitar as well...all of them have taken my soul for ransom...phhhht...ransom?! Spunk Ransom for sure. lol at you guys!
@rpg omgomgomgomgomgomg...cn't stnd it gonna wet myself...why is the wine always gone? stands shakily, 'oh that's why.' Do not be distracted by the crotch... eyes on the prize ladies!
@ nikola6...inmy best lara croft...you know we can't resist a bi'ht o' fun?' you ladies realize nik started this whole thing with her little story to lostinphilly remember? and if you NB;s were to do this you'd get drunk first like you are right now andif you're reading this Rob...RUN AND KEEP RUNNING...OH. what am I saying. I want real live footage of a fans perspective! to rob: never mind darling it;s all in fun right now...jus...oh. darn internet....just ignore this last conversation and relax darling and dont' look over your shourlder or peek under the bed or look under the stall next to you! just carry on ...! LOL@ all the funny and fun girls here tonight I mean this morning!
i'm snickering and giggleing my ass off you guys this is too good! we love us some Robcrotch don't we...trails off uh oh RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! here comes Nick and the coppers! where the hell is steph?
@rplover oky this one just got me!omg, Bitchface is gaining...just leave the butter, save yourselves!!!
Rob's on the ground: "W.T.F.(spelled fawk) just 'appened?? I'm dizzy...and buttered..." Oh my god! im dead from laughing! if only we could be sitting around a table and laughing our eyes out and spitting our drinks at each other! LOL!@ all rpl, rpg, adm, angie-k, and cl! I love you guys!
@angie-khard part is going to be finding a place to park the wheelbarrow while we wait... ' we needa sign on it saying something innocuous...hmmmm whaat could you paint on it? discuss!
@adm angie, you might also have to hand Rob the video camera while you two are pushing the wheelbarrow. ' 'ow is 'e gonna 'old it when 'e's buttered! LOL!
@rpl....."Fouled Buttery Get-Away"' i lmaorotf cna't breathe! I love you girls we ar the best fans a guy could have aren't we? take that and that and that bitchface! who is batichface? anyway? ohhhhhhh...now I get it. we have got to preserve this blog tonight every word for viewing later...in the moment! you guys stayed in the moment so well! it's funny now and willlalways be...it's worth a read by everyone!
@laurie...Actor mobbed and nabbed by group of women
Last night at the Red Carpet event for the movie Remember Me the actor, Robert Pattinson, was tackled by what appeared to be several inebriated women and tossed into a wheelbarrow. He was rushed off at a high speed and could be heard to be laughing when it became impossible for the papparazzi to keep up. All that was left on the carpet was a mysterious puddle which was later determined to be melted butter. Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot. No charged were filed against the women who remain unidentified. '
LMAO, Nice plans for Robstock ;) I hope he doesn't read this blog because if he did he's going to double the security or maybe he want to be kidnapped and taken advantage of by crazy NB's,you never know ;) I can't wait for the pics from that night.
Good luck with th operation Robstock. Wish I could be there because then I promise you that I would do the kidnapping all by self. You just have to wait in the car and be ready for driving us away to the Robcave. I'm god at planning ;)
@lmj You are correct in your assessment of commando. Commando and freebaggin'=no underwear!! Just like I like it!!! Your other comments to this thread are pretty darn funny!
@fae You will survive!!!Gotta have your daily dose of Rob foreva!!!!!!!
Laurie - waking up and getting to LMAO again...Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot....
jc - good idea about the ol'coot's motor home! we'll add that to the plan
Imjabara - thanks! and I hadn't had a drop of alcohol. ;)
so so much fun! would be happy to share a table and raise a few glasses with any of you ladies any night! although,I'm quite certain the coppers would be called if that get together ever happens
@jc '@lmj You are correct in your assessment of commando. Commando and freebaggin'=no underwear!! Just like I like it!!! Your other comments to this thread are pretty darn funny!
thanks so much. buuuuut yeah if our poor poor baby ever reads these cmmmts there's no tellin' how he's gonna take it! I mean I think we all had a bi't to drink if I'm not mistakin' and he prolly did too. god he was just adorable coming out of that restaurant with Sam when he asked the reptr 'who told ya I was hee'r?' and the raised eyebrow and cocking 'is head to the side to ask the question...so yummy and cute at the same time...
on 'nther note yeh, I had fun as a stylist and so when around alot of people as in our sitch last nite, I love the jok'n and is'nt it the way of the english to cut up as it were? I mean sweet, sweet Rob really can't blame us can he? LOL! giggled my ass off ladies last night had so much fun. Now if we could all get connections for a mic and webcam that would be fun. thn it wld sm like we were all sitting around a table and drinkin' in a pub! and we'd be together! we could see eacho others wall behind us and we could put up the FILTM acronym asa true testament sign we r who we say we r! ooooooi'm onto smthun, !
hey Nikola6 u dun readin' the thread yet? LOL! you'll wanna not have your mouth full o cheerios good lady or you'll muss up yer screen! ahahahah...
'....I'm buttered!' god you guys crack me up and continue to provide the Robcrack I wanna do the Robstock thing too! I wond-ah when e's due 'ere in Oklahoma? god i luv commando blackjean Rob...(paula cole song starts)
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angie-k,
we' ll have to start a bail fund for you two....
Just remember, look but no touchy feely!
OMG! TOO LARGE!! another understatement!
what about just a quick brush? *please*
You know how gozde has a donation button for the site?
We need one for all the NBs who see Rob in person!
ADM, I bet Kellan's got some for ya, don't worry. ;)
It is going to be funny if any of our NB's get paped at the premiere and they are all looking at Rob's crotch.
I saw that you girls cheated on Rob will Kellen last night!
Naughty bitches!!!
RPL, I think he uses them to stuff with. bwaaaahahahahaha
a "bail-fund donation button"! never have a group of chicks needed one more! lol j/k, we know Rob's got nothing to fear. :)
ADM,
lmao!!! He'll be like hello??? My eyes are up here!!!!
RPG, they will all be saying yes, but Mr. Hsppy is down there!
it is called PROTECTIVE CUSTODY...remember? ;)
ADM, I KNEW that bulge was too big...and lumpy! hahaha
RPG, guilty as charged, shame on us. ;)
that should be Happy
RPG, I promise we were just looking. If Rob had called Kellen would have been very lonely suddenly.
Lmao! He did look lumpy... Like a pants full of rocks...
Robs is smooth and uh, straight....
oh, angie, that's right!
*coughspinitgirlcough* lol
Mr Happy points north west!!!
Protective custody, got it!
I'm sure he'll need a bath to calm his nerves!
yup, I'm guessing there's nothing "gummy" in there!
Hey Angie, you need to get some fake security badges. Flash them, then grap Rob and run!
RPL, at least not till we are done with him. LOL
You could always do a quick grope and run. hehehehehehe
ok, if you're running with Rob, be prepared to carry him some of the way, beware the wonky legs! LMAO
ADM, bwahahahaha!! so true...
RPL, that is all they need. Successfully nab him and his wonky legs trip them up. LMAO
Ok...I`ve recovered..........
And I agree...there really should be a bail money button...yaknow...just in case...;)
And I`ve been lookin south ever since those pics were first brought to my attention...I can`t help it!!
He probably can't run that fast with teh wonky legs! Maybe makes him easier to catch?
maybe they should just bring a wheelbarrow, chuck him in and hit the road! ;)
I think CL and I can carry him. it's an adrenaline rush - I googled it.
:-)
brb, NB's!
LMAO @ RPL
Lmao Martini & RPL!
Beware the wonky! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! Rob can't run that well....
LMAO @ RPL!
A wheelbarrow a great idea!!
LOL @Angie
@ RPG
Yeah, but he looks so cute when he tries!!
;)
I am just dying laughing at the image of our NB's running around NY pushing a wheelbarrow with Rob trying to hold on for dear life.
LMAO! think I can get a wheelbarrow past the TSA?
Alright ladies, I am going out for the night. I am in search of a 6'1", 23-yr old, English movie star, with the initials of RTP....in Chicago. Wish me luck!
See you all tomorrow.
Sweet half-staff dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leslie,
he so does look adorable when he runs with those pigeon toed feet & crazy legs!
Oh god, I wonder if he'll have a twirly mustache???
Have fun CL!
Me too ADM!!
It`s like when I was little and we`d take our wagon down one of my neighbors` really steep driveway...you just closed your eyes and prayed to God and held on!!!
Night CL... Have wild dreams!
Have fun CL and you might want to get some wheelbarrow practice. those things are tricky to steer!
RPG, I hope they let him keep his own facial hair. I don't want to think about another fake mustache.
Lol if you can't find a wheelbarrow, grab a hot dog cart and run like hell!
Okay, my laptop just froze up overloaded on the Rob porn. heheheh
@ RPG
i know!!! He`s just so freakin` cute all wonky and shit!!!
ADM,
I'm thinking it will be all him this time... He's been growing it since early Dec, they could probably wax it good...
Leslie, we used to use metal flashing on a steep hill when we got snow. We didn't have sledes. It doen't snow often enough.
LMAO! You guys make my smile.
Have fun!
*making list for NY*
1. Fake FBI badge
2. Wheel barrel
3. Rope
4. Soap (for the bath)
5. Practice keeping eyes above crotch
6. Change for the one phone call from the police station
*Just Joking FBI/Homeland Security*
Rob will be screaming... Where's that Summit bitch face when I need her... Help!!!
LMAO @ RPG!
A hot dog cart...bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
RPG, I agree. His looks so good, why mess it up.
The wheelbarrow chase image is hi-larious!!
ROFLMFAO!!
is it bad that I already have 4 of the things on that list???
Angie, it is destined to be!!!
k, I'm back, drink refreshed!
Good luck, CL! <3
LMFAO, maybe you guys should practice running each other around in the wheelbarrow before Robstock! you only got one shot at kidnap-er, I mean, taking Rob into protective custody...
angie, it's meant to be! XD
ADM
We`d use cardboard boxes sometimes when it snowed since it doesn`t very often here either.
angie,
like a boy scout, always prepared! You're a Robscout!
LOL, Leslie, we southerners know how to throw a party!
THAT'S half staff?!!!I'm next for the defibrillator__________*thud*________
I'm suddenly picuring Clark Griswold on the greased up saucer-sled shooting like a bat outa hell down the hill! ROTFL!
I am totally LMAO at the image running through my head of Rob gripping the sides of a wheelbarrow while being whisked through the streets of NY!
;)
RPL, yes, that is exactly how it is! It was fun!!!
Rotflmmao!! Clark Griswald... God I'm dying here....
I know ADM!!
LOL RPL!! I was just fixin` to say that the tops of trash can lids worked pretty good too!!
Robscout! love it!
my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Can't you just picture the look on his face if this could actually happen?
I just keep laughing, every comment tonight is giving me the giggles.
Could be the alcohol,too.
God poor baby...he'll have to get Dr Phil and all the other big huge men he had as bodyguards in NY last summer...
NB down, NB down....
angie and CL: "grab him! GOGOGO!"
Rob, clinging to the sides desprately over the bumps: "What the 'ell?!?"
Bitchface & Nick: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
bbwahahahahah!!!
YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!
God my family thinks I'm nuts I am sitting in my room just howling with my phone!!!!'
LMFAO!!! I`ve got tears runnin` down my face!!
LMMFAO, RPL! I'm picuring it now!
Cripes, someone better cut me off soon...
hubs is in the room...I've got the church-giggles. ;)
oh, good God, I meant rpG...I'm only on my second drink, I swear!
Bwhahahahahahahahaha...church giggles......
=)
I caught that RPL. Are you sure?
ADM, I promise, Robscout's honor! =)
Lol... I'm sure all family members wonder what the hell we laugh about so much....
It's Rob-cotic... He makes us go crazy!!
this is exactly why this is my happy place!!
all y'all (I'm from the south, too) lovely ladies really know how to have a good time!
Here is what a by stander will say they heard Rob yell as the wheelbarrow flies by.
Rob: "What do you mean by naughty room and what's an NB?"
Rob: "FILTM? What the fuck is that? you girls is nuts!"
bumpbumpbump
LMFAO ADM!!
Poor thing has no idea what he`s in for!!! Bless his heart!!
@CL
LMAO~too large!
rotflmao!
What's cotc???? no don't put butter on it!!!!
Gurls.... No!!!!
Oh great....I`ve got the giggles now too!!
Rob: Are you sure this "protective custody" is for my own good??? What exactly are the handcuffs for again??
still LMfAO!!
bumpbumpbump
bwahahahahahahahahaha
RPG, omg-LOLOLOLOL! one's running the wheelbarrow along, the other's slapping butter in the general direction of his crotch...and he thought filming the movie was crazy!
LMFAO RPG!! I just fucking snorted!!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
My sides hurt, I am laughing so hard.
Bwahahahahaha.... And they thought the frizzy haired birth was bad....he has no idea!!!!
she is NOT a Robscout! didn't even think to bring a wheelbarrow...no planning, just pathetic. ;)
Bitch not birth!!! Jeez I can't type or see from the tears....
@rpg that was Sam with him too Sam nick and Rob...didn't know the other woman with them though. but the part where he says the photog needs to get a new vocation he's not very talented is in that vid from when we were all boycotting his pap vids and shoots...stop disrespecting Rob...in the vid of five for fighting's Superman! I loved the song so much it's all I can do to grab my guitar and start trying to nail the chords...I come pretty close!
Seriously RPL!! She had no back up plan, she just tried to hang on for dear life- what a amature!
frizzy haired bitch was only thinking of herself...we only have HIS best interest at heart...
Ok, catch me up! Gwen was out, possibly drinking...
; )
absolutely, angie, we're backing Robstock all the way!
*wondering how much it'll cost me to express mail handcuffs to angie and CL*
NB's are not stupid. We know the importance of a backup plan.
welcome Gwen!
look out for that wheelbarrow!!!
Imjabara,
was that Sam with him??? I never paid attention to who was there except for Nick!!! That's awesome that you play the guitar!
Exactly...she was such an amateur!
Gwen, bumpbump, coming thru!
bumpbumpbump.... Look out!!!!!! Don't spill the butter!!!
Hang out tight Rob!!!
LMAO, ADM! outa' the way, operation Protect Rob With A Wheelbarrow comin' through!!
bumpbumpbump
Ok, NBs---exactly HOW much have you guys been drinking? LOL!!! (Gwen thought she was bad...)
RPG, don't spill the butter! I'm dying here.
bwahahahahahahahahahah
uh, not much, Gwen, I promise. hehe
mmmmmmmmbutter...
Is this another plot that'll make CNN? You guys (Gwen whines...), there's only so much bail money! ; )
*squints in glass, looks around quick*
who put that vodka in there??
;)
Gwen,
we've got a whole mission planned here... NB'S will not fail the mission!
Do not be distracted by the crotch... eyes on the prize ladies!
*whispers* Gwen, it's for his own good. hehe
I thought it was just Coke...although it did taste a little funny....;)
Mmmmmmmm...butter......
yes, for his own good!
I thought the crotch was the prize?! >;)
I only wish I could go...I'm an excellent wheelbarrow driver...
Glad to know that the cosmos and the wine didn't put Gwen behind here.
Ok, Rob in "protective custody" (assuming from evil papz?) in a wheelbarrow? Hmm. Ok. But there's not a lot of room in a wheelbarrow (Gwen's thinking ahead here...). LOL.
Gwen,
we're gonna ask Gozde to put a "bail" donation button the blog.... Get the funds going!
Yes...we must keep our focus!! Don`t be distracted by the..........what was I saying??
angie, the crotch is the prize if you don't get caught.
Do not let the crotch distract you and there by get you caught!
You must wait till you have safely delivered the package *wink* before claiming the prize.
Lmao RPL! Need someone to steer, someone to pour, someone to clear to sidewalks...
bumpbumpbump
Totally digging ADM's backup plan. Which is what exactly? ; )
And hey, where's the Robstock 2010 itinerary posted? Gwen wants details! (Gwen's all pouty here.)
LMAO, Leslie!
ok, bad Twi-reference coming up...
It's like an Eclipse, Robscouts, don't look directly at it and you'll be ok!!
*hangs head* ;)
oh, and-bumpbumpbump
LOL @ RPL
LMAO RPL!!
That was bad...but funny!
RPL,
you hit a bump.... Robs on the ground now...
ABORT! ABORT!!!
Dammit someone better be holding the video camera during the wheelbarrow protective custody romp! I need to live vicariously... Hehehehehehehe
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
omg, Bitchface is gaining...just leave the butter, save yourselves!!!
Rob's on the ground: "W.T.F. just 'appened?? I'm dizzy...and buttered..."
Operation Robstock is a work in progress. We arrive in NY on the 28th. We plan on staking a claim outside the theater on the 1st for the red carpet and trying to get in to the view on the 2nd. That's what we have so far.
hard part is going to be finding a place to park the wheelbarrow while we wait...
LMAO @ RPL
LMFAO!!!!!!
angie, dammit! there's never good wheelbarrow parking when you need it...
LMAO @ angie.
angie, you might also have to hand Rob the video camera while you two are pushing the wheelbarrow.
LMFAO!! how are we going to hold a video camera if we're driving a wheelbarrow full of buttery Rob?
the footage from CNN will have to be sufficient?
>;)
OMG, you guys are making Gwen dizzy. (Ok, could be the alcohol, but...) Ditto the request for video!!! Which, if you guys play it just right, might make enough money to cover any and all bail needed.
Possibly. ; )
omg, "wheelbarrow full of buttery Rob"! ROTFL!
Breaking News..
An attempt was made today to kidnap the vampire from Twilight, Robert Patterson.
Women dressed in shirts that had lettering NBs in the front & FILTM on the back, pushing a wheelbarrel with a tub of melted butter were taken down by a representative from Summit"
when asked why, all they had to say was " Robstock"
over and over.
They are awaiting a full mental check up before chrsges can be filed.
RPG-L.M.M.F.A.O! I can see the headllines now..."Fouled Buttery Get-Away"
bumpbump...splat!
Bwahahahaha @rpg
(I really need that video footage... Wooooooooooooo')
may use this as a back-up plan:
bait a trap with van morrison cds, a hoodie or a plaid shirt and beanie, lobtser, corn on the cob, and beer...
that should lure him in!
angie, a case of beer in that wheelbarrow should be all you need. LOL
um, that should be lobster
can't type while laughing so hard
ah, angie, you're more prepared than I thought! =)
again I say
mmmmmmmmmbutter...
The ladies continued to shout " it's Pattinson you assholes! Not Patterson"
attempts to reach family members have not been successful...
I`m snorting again!!!!
LMFAO!!!
LMAO @ RPG!
Gwen wants to point out that butter may make the wheelbarrow slippery.
Hmmm. Ok, nevermind. ; )
ladies also shouted: "See his fan base is not all teenagers. They are also mature adults. Um...well most of them."
LOL @RPG!!
yes, I would be disowned!
heehee, ADM! They're being led off in handcuffs, covered in butter-"We're mature, dammit! MATURE!"
;))
ADM,
bwhahahahaha! And they thought it was all teenagers!
Not them! They don't have the resources we do!!!!
angie, I hope you know I'm just kidding...I'm seriously jealous that you're going to the premiere.
I also seriously think I'm going to have a headache tomorrrow...
angie, will you be able to log onto Robsessed with your phone while there?
If so you have to give us a play by play!
no problem RPL! I feel the love and I wish we could take y'all with us!
I think we're going to need a diversion to make this work!
angie,
we will all be with you in spirit gurl!!!!
Ok nbs, it's been a blast tonight... I'm gonna cuddle up with Robart!!!
Take some Tylenol before bed!!!
Luv ya all!!!!
bumpbumpbump....
Good night RPG.
I'm out, too.
Good night everyone. Had a BLAST!!!
RPG, night, sweetie! definately Tylenol before bed. =)
Ah me... I must to bed, but I anticipate my dreams will be filled with handcuffs, wheelbarrows and a buttery Rob... 0.o
thanks everyone! it has been a riot!!
good night all!!!
bumpbumpbump
night, ADM!
I'm off, too...had an awesome time! chat with y'all again soon. :) <3
oops, can't end the night without a
bumpbumpbump!
I`m gonna turn in too......it`s been a long day for me!!
`Night everybody!!! *smooches*
Actor mobbed and nabbed by group of women
Last night at the Red Carpet event for the movie Remember Me the actor, Robert Pattinson, was tackled by what appeared to be several inebriated women and tossed into a wheelbarrow. He was rushed off at a high speed and could be heard to be laughing when it became impossible for the papparazzi to keep up. All that was left on the carpet was a mysterious puddle which was later determined to be melted butter. Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot.
No charged were filed against the women who remain unidentified.
Now, girls, don't forget I'm gonna send that old coot up in the motor home for RPG and we were picking up anyone who wanted a ride to NYC along the way. Angie and CL, if you need a place to park your wheelbarrow just head for the vehicle. Old Coot has been ditched and sleeping? quarters provided for any NB transactions. Give us a ring if you need any help. We can be the tag team for Rob as well as bail bond central. lol
You guys were hilarious tonight!!
oh jezuz god is right ....@rpg butt crack shot in italy! LOL! poor baby! the angle of that shot proves ....COMMANDO! I love that term but stilll have no point of reference in our culture or any other why it's called 'going commando'. I guess 'cause when you're in the jungle you don't get to where undies all the time. as in soldiers?! ;)) anyway thanks for the shot and it's so lovely a night with you ladies and viewing our lovely Robert. I love you Robert! this is what I did when I was married only I was taking the pics of my husband! I'd catch him in a sitch like this every time and then show him how I got the picture....commando, butt crack or any thing else I could use for my own enjoyment and pleasure! LOL! and he hated his pic taken as his mom did it to him his whole life at every opportunity and he got to the point where he hated to even get dressed nice any more. soooo...my husband went in the opposite direction that Rob chose.
thanks for the drunk shot of him and I do remember this group of photos with he and Tom walking down the sidewalk. god can you imagine having RP as a best buddy? Mayyynnnn you couldn't go anywhere and when you did, there are either photogs or girls screaming for your buddy not you! *sticks bottom lip out for tom! awwwwwhhhh* I wonder if guys think like girls and eventually don't hang with that one good looking friend? I fear that one day after hes all married secretly of course, that all the good buddies will dry up and go away! whaddya think?
why is all the wine gone? *looks at empty glass and sticks out bottom lip*
@rpg this one where he looks pissed about the photo? was he or was he just pissed? or is that look for someone he was trying to make jealous? LOL! Denied! found out! thanks for the photos! this one appeared in a mag so was it a papz shootin' this or a friend with this girl? He looks all kinds of drunk and sexy as hell doesn't he? oooooooo...angry lusty sex...YES PLEASE!
@rpg you're killin' me here! I remember these ...remember the one with him standing, ankles crossed, hoodie pulled up over his head? I call that one Urban Angel...;) I love this group of pics his face looked soooo...different that day. beautiful but different. and the package! so nicely wrapped! lOL! love this so much...see? this is what bff do for each other! LOL! http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/Robert-Pattinson-1992.jpg
@rpg and misbuttoned! LOL! Poor sweet baby love! was in such a hurry that morning he forgot to thoroughly wipe the powdered sugar from his doughnut off his pants and buttoned up one off!
yeah I give my baby the benefit of the doubt! LOL!
@rpg I am so wondering how they will film all these sex scenes in bel ami without someone getting hot & bothered?
I mean, do they ever get a little uh, stand at attention during????'
they must and i would think every now and then they must except that during filming those scenes are cut up so often with 'rest time' or maybe the guy...I dont' know...all I know is when he heard Daniel Radcliffe was doing Equis on broadway, he asked him if he wasn't worried about getting an erection on stage while performing nude, and Daniel said, 'NO! That would be great!' so some maynot be bothered by a little stand at attention but can you imagine being Uma? or Kristen Scott or Christina? I wonder if there are places in the script where he will be completely naked? and sometimes in movies ...it happens. he might have to confer with Peter Fach about when he did Super Nova! Remember? and I wish I had a link to post to that one 'cause Peter was all kinds of sexy in that one and nekkid! NEKKID! after his character went nuts!
@rpg crotch dealer is right and I love you for it!
God, and get wall slammed?
is that in the book? I just ordered it and WFE and they are on their way I got email confirmation.
Wall slammed by Rob in a movie so hot that panties are gonna go poof in the movie theaters! men all across the country are gonna reap the benefits! husbands, boyfriends, janitors cleaning the buildings at night, hot bosses who have been desiring their secretaries, etc, etc, etc, oh. my. god. I think I'm gone just picturing!
T
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and the look of painful exxxcstasy on Robs face?
oooooo....feeeeeelin' love!
@rpg, rpl, adm, angie-k! you guys rock! it's waaaay later than you guys were bloggin' but just going throu and reading all the wonkiness runnin' got me laughing so hard I almost peed myself! had to keep holding my hand over my mouth so as not to wake the daughter. Beware the wonky! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! Rob can't run that well.... ' No he can't the poor daarling, and it will be the death of him and his sweet, sweet passion snake! LOL! there! there's another euthanism! and it's only at half staff that doesn't even look like half maybe 1/4 and remember it's tied down by his pants and did we decide commando? or not? I'm thinkin' yep! the cut of the style of jeans today warrants commando amongst the guys...and that's why Nick looks so disgruntled I'll bet he just woke up too only seconds before! And Rob being only 23 that monst-ah has to stand up andtake a look around more often than not! I mean any pretty girl or thought of a pretty girl would have to make it try to climb out of his pants! how does he hide it so well most of the time. I mean from the looks of it, oh god! Holy fkg hell! what is it like full on? oh I won't even go there and yeah, ms. stewart is a lucky girl to put it mildly and if she had an inkling like in the kiss scene why in the hell did it take her so long to figure out she better get with Robert? My god I'm sorry but my current guy would get a Dear John, and I'd have jumped him twice by then! Maybe she did! anyhoooo...yeh, Rob...crotch crack? YES PLEASE! Thanks Rpg and everyone for being so entertaining and yeah we need that little button to click when he's where someof us can go see him in person and things get touched or stared at and he calls the coppers! click save us please! and in no time at all we're bailed! Great idea!
@rpg was that Sam with him??? I never paid attention to who was there except for Nick!!! That's awesome that you play the guitar! ' yep read amotampkins blog ians'd to her tonight and you'll see how I feel about it but yeah, Rob made me do it! I feel so good having finally done it. and yeh, that's Sam standing there briefly smoking behind the cab when Rob asks who told you I was he'e? Look at itagain the camera swings to the left field for a second or 2 and there's Sam! God I love his guitar as well...all of them have taken my soul for ransom...phhhht...ransom?! Spunk Ransom for sure. lol at you guys!
@rpg omgomgomgomgomgomg...cn't stnd it gonna wet myself...why is the wine always gone? stands shakily, 'oh that's why.' Do not be distracted by the crotch... eyes on the prize ladies!
@ nikola6...inmy best lara croft...you know we can't resist a bi'ht o' fun?' you ladies realize nik started this whole thing with her little story to lostinphilly remember? and if you NB;s were to do this you'd get drunk first like you are right now andif you're reading this Rob...RUN AND KEEP RUNNING...OH. what am I saying. I want real live footage of a fans perspective! to rob: never mind darling it;s all in fun right now...jus...oh. darn internet....just ignore this last conversation and relax darling and dont' look over your shourlder or peek under the bed or look under the stall next to you! just carry on ...! LOL@ all the funny and fun girls here tonight I mean this morning!
i'm snickering and giggleing my ass off you guys this is too good! we love us some Robcrotch don't we...trails off uh oh RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! here comes Nick and the coppers! where the hell is steph?
@rplover oky this one just got me!omg, Bitchface is gaining...just leave the butter, save yourselves!!!
Rob's on the ground: "W.T.F.(spelled fawk) just 'appened?? I'm dizzy...and buttered..." Oh my god! im dead from laughing! if only we could be sitting around a table and laughing our eyes out and spitting our drinks at each other! LOL!@ all rpl, rpg, adm, angie-k, and cl! I love you guys!
@angie-khard part is going to be finding a place to park the wheelbarrow while we wait... ' we needa sign on it saying something innocuous...hmmmm whaat could you paint on it? discuss!
@adm angie, you might also have to hand Rob the video camera while you two are pushing the wheelbarrow. ' 'ow is 'e gonna 'old it when 'e's buttered! LOL!
@rpl and rpg...Breaking News..the whole bit omg i'm laughing so hard at this and it's 3:07am here! I had a little nappy...now i'm good!
@rpl....."Fouled Buttery Get-Away"' i lmaorotf cna't breathe! I love you girls we ar the best fans a guy could have aren't we? take that and that and that bitchface! who is batichface? anyway? ohhhhhhh...now I get it. we have got to preserve this blog tonight every word for viewing later...in the moment! you guys stayed in the moment so well! it's funny now and willlalways be...it's worth a read by everyone!
@laurie...Actor mobbed and nabbed by group of women
Last night at the Red Carpet event for the movie Remember Me the actor, Robert Pattinson, was tackled by what appeared to be several inebriated women and tossed into a wheelbarrow. He was rushed off at a high speed and could be heard to be laughing when it became impossible for the papparazzi to keep up. All that was left on the carpet was a mysterious puddle which was later determined to be melted butter. Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot.
No charged were filed against the women who remain unidentified. '
love it laurie love the prose!
LMAO, Nice plans for Robstock ;) I hope he doesn't read this blog because if he did he's going to double the security or maybe he want to be kidnapped and taken advantage of by crazy NB's,you never know ;) I can't wait for the pics from that night.
Good luck with th operation Robstock. Wish I could be there because then I promise you that I would do the kidnapping all by self. You just have to wait in the car and be ready for driving us away to the Robcave. I'm god at planning ;)
FML
Why did you do this to me???? I'm too young to die!!!! I still have to do a lot of things in my life!
FILTM! :D
@lmj
You are correct in your assessment of commando. Commando and freebaggin'=no underwear!! Just like I like it!!! Your other comments to this thread are pretty darn funny!
@fae
You will survive!!!Gotta have your daily dose of Rob foreva!!!!!!!
Laurie - waking up and getting to LMAO again...Pattinson was returned the next morning, very clean, unhurt, and extremely fatigued. He declined to answer questions about what happened during his abduction. But he was smiling a lot....
jc - good idea about the ol'coot's motor home! we'll add that to the plan
Imjabara - thanks! and I hadn't had a drop of alcohol. ;)
so so much fun! would be happy to share a table and raise a few glasses with any of you ladies any night! although,I'm quite certain the coppers would be called if that get together ever happens
Robstock - Robcrotch - Robcrack - HotButteredRob - ProtectROBcustody...
It's been a hard nights night! :DDDD
Ladies, I just read all your comments and I my whole body hurts because I was laughing sooo much!
I will have my TV turned on to CNN on March 1st so I won´t miss anything. I´m sure you´ll be Breaking News!!!
I love you all so much, you´re always making my day!!!
@jc '@lmj
You are correct in your assessment of commando. Commando and freebaggin'=no underwear!! Just like I like it!!! Your other comments to this thread are pretty darn funny!
thanks so much. buuuuut yeah if our poor poor baby ever reads these cmmmts there's no tellin' how he's gonna take it! I mean I think we all had a bi't to drink if I'm not mistakin' and he prolly did too. god he was just adorable coming out of that restaurant with Sam when he asked the reptr 'who told ya I was hee'r?' and the raised eyebrow and cocking 'is head to the side to ask the question...so yummy and cute at the same time...
on 'nther note yeh, I had fun as a stylist and so when around alot of people as in our sitch last nite, I love the jok'n and is'nt it the way of the english to cut up as it were? I mean sweet, sweet Rob really can't blame us can he? LOL! giggled my ass off ladies last night had so much fun. Now if we could all get connections for a mic and webcam that would be fun. thn it wld sm like we were all sitting around a table and drinkin' in a pub! and we'd be together! we could see eacho others wall behind us and we could put up the FILTM acronym asa true testament sign we r who we say we r! ooooooi'm onto smthun, !
hey Nikola6 u dun readin' the thread yet? LOL! you'll wanna not have your mouth full o cheerios good lady or you'll muss up yer screen! ahahahah...
'....I'm buttered!' god you guys crack me up and continue to provide the Robcrack I wanna do the Robstock thing too! I wond-ah when e's due 'ere in Oklahoma? god i luv commando blackjean Rob...(paula cole song starts)
just wanted to be message 401. mission accomplished.
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