There that's it! My work is done
Taken at the T Mobile Launch Party in Jan 2008
Big Thanks To Socialite Life
New/Old Robert Pattinson Pics
There that's it! My work is done
Taken at the T Mobile Launch Party in Jan 2008
Big Thanks To Socialite Life
Come on can we all have some of that plain gravy pls????
ReplyDeleteOMG,kate. It worked on me and it's your fault.
ReplyDeleteThose eyes takes you to other dimensions. I think I forgot my name.
OMG, Kate, that's so freaking funny!!! I love your comments:D And I love the pics too of course!
ReplyDeleteAnd Rob can impregnate me with a stare anytime he wants. I won't be crying. I promise:D
Good God! Delicious!!!
ReplyDeleteHe did not impregnate me (not that easy, it would take A LOT of his nice 'body work' first, hehe;-), but left me aroused for sure...
Oh, I love this man!
Where are my manners?
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Kate! :)
BAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!that was hot and hilarious....I'm deffo up the duff after that!
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus....do it again, do it again. Yep, I stopped breathing. Don't tell anyone. I'm speechless, again!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, Kate, just brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your insight into the inner workings of Rob's mind...and his f___hot stare!
xo
Bwahahahaha! I love it Kate!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how much I miss seeing those pants. And the beanie.
Oh, hi Ellie!
ReplyDeleteHot damn I just dropped an egg!!
ReplyDeleteMedical science could learn a thing or two from him!
Btw...anyone else ever notice how some clothes we see over and over and over again but then there are items like this fairly new looking tshirt that just seem to disappear into the Robert Pattinson Patented Abyss?
Well if I am going to get pregnant anyways...I definitely want more than just a stare from him!!
ReplyDeleteGreat comments btw! love your blog
Holy shit... I-.. I ca- I can.'t... I just-... holy shit. That's just... wow.
ReplyDelete*goes to lie down until the ability to speak returns*
Sheesh, that Stare is freaking HOT! (Gwen looks around for her panties. Just. Gone. Poof!) LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou guys do realize that Rob could, in fact, take over the world with that Stare, right?
; )
Just to quantify;
ReplyDeleteJaw porn - check
eyebrow porn - check
pouty lip porn - check
finger porn - check
sligtly hairy facial hair porn uummh - check
Steaming as always
Kate, Total Package. Check. ; )
ReplyDeleteLOL, oh, you guys. So, so bad.
@ Gwen~
ReplyDeleteHe can plan to take over the world every night, like The Brain, as long as I get to be his Pinky.
*NARF*
...god, I miss that cartoon LOL
Gwen
ReplyDeleteYou found your panties yet??? LOL
"Ok then, here ya go. Just don't come crying to me in 9 months."
ReplyDelete"Who's next??"
buaaahhh ajajajjaaj
I'm back.......I promise I won't stop breathing this time........ oh ya shhhhh no screeming, just moaning and whispering.
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus......This must be heaven......
I figure if I'm going to be pregnant I may as well wear him down a little bit;)
Lisa, what a world that would be! And can see the line forming for Pinky (ITA on missing P&tB too) applications!
ReplyDeleteWait---in Rob-World, everyone would have to wear plaid? Like, all the time? Gwen can't wear plaid.
(Bad, bad, ju-ju!!! Pigtails, red/white/blue plaid, 1976 Bi-Centennial wear for a year. GUH!)
Pictures 3,4 and 5 are the best in this badge of pictures...Robert looks so dreamy in those 3 especially!
ReplyDeleteI also like picture number 6, I find it cute and funny, I wonder who the girl is who appears to be hiding behind Robert's back?
And his smile is just too sexy and cute!
I have infertility problems so I seriously hope it helps to conceive. :)
ReplyDeleteKate, spontaneous combustion.
ReplyDelete(CSI epi, next week...wink.)
"And that's how it's done."
ReplyDeletebwahahahaha! Perfect, Kate-thanks!
Now I just have to explain to the DH that he'd better get ready for an incredibly pretty baby No. 2. =D
God it should be "batch" not "badge" of pictures! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh please somebody needs to add an edit button! at least we can save ourselves some embarassment with our typos *grins*...
Gwen
ReplyDeleteconsider it practice for Bel Ami not sure if going to cinema to watch it will be a wise move.....if you get what I mean hee hee [laughing nervously]
Hahahah! Kate that was hilarious :D thanks!
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ReplyDelete@ Gwen~
ReplyDeleteI don't do plaid either, having spent 12 years in plaid Catholic school girl uniforms. *shudders*
Lemme tell ya, there is a blackmail photo of yours truly out there wearing a red/white/blue patchwork pants outfit (matching top and bottom with a hideous little "pixie" haircut that made me look like a boy) from July 4, 1976 that will ruin me if it ever falls into the wrong hands...
Wow!!!! You are a genius Kate!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am breathless!!!
With Rob I would prefer the traditional way of getting pregnant, but he can look at me with his beatiful stare only for begin.
WOW - I know you tried to warn us - but those pics need the Surgeon General's label on them! Just, WOW. My ladybits are practically VIBRATING!
ReplyDeleteKate, Bel Ami viewing will need some planning. Everyone will need a "personal zone" of empty space around them. AC cranked on high. Maybe some medical personnel on standby.
ReplyDeleteLOL! ; ) Yeah, it's not going to be pretty, Kate. Well, Rob, yes. But the rest of us?
These are GORGEOUS!! Made my day, because I'm having the WORST day ever!
ReplyDelete@ Gwen, take over the world with that stare? Oh, girl, I would take off all my clothes with a sight of that stare. It is so demanding!! Imperative! Possessive!
ReplyDelete(oh shit, DH is arriving home. Why the hell that early???)
Gotta go!
xoxo,
cv
Ops! Hi, JC!
ReplyDelete(and bye, JC! :)
Talk later!
Lisa---similar outfit, same date. Same blackmail potential. Oh, but long hair and glasses.
ReplyDeleteHILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk if it's Renesmee I'll find out in a few days, I'll let you know!
FILTM!!! :))))
@Jessica what's wrong? can we help?
My ovaries hurt!
ReplyDeleteKate your comments rock.
This man can do no wrong. And if he's wrong I don't want to be right.
FILTM!
Answer to pic #5- YES...SIR! ;)
ReplyDelete@ Gwen~
ReplyDeleteAaaahhhh...the 70's. So happy they are over LOL
*thud* seriously, fuck me.
ReplyDeleteThere's a scene in Bel Ami whereby George needs a favour and it involves charming women with some pears and he's giving sexy vibes left, right and centre to get what he wants. With looks like that ... oh.God.
Uhhh, I think my current fetus of 8 weeks was just joined by a sibling. Now I am having TWINS!!
ReplyDeleteKate, that is hilarious and so true. Rob looks GOOD!!!
ReplyDeleteShit. I can't even have kids and I think he just nailed me. Crap. Now I'm gonna have to go buy a car seat.
ReplyDeleteIt's those damn eyes. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Damn him to hell and back!
Get thee behind me Satan...
And bend me over...
PUHLEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!
And thanks Kate. Your comments were hysterical...
ReplyDeleteAnd so friggin' acurate.
wait.. what?
ReplyDeleteWhere am I and why do I suddenly want pickles and mint choc chip icey cream?
... gahh ...
ReplyDeleteyupp ... it works ...
... even if not in person ... even thru monitor ...
Oh Geez, my due date is in 9 months-holy fuck me eyes
ReplyDeleteI pledge allegience to the body/face/beanie of Robert Thomas Pattinson, and to the hotness for which he stands. One union of NB's under Rob, with creative fantasy licenses for all!!!
ReplyDeleteRob, you are the f*cking hottest man in the universe.
Thanks a mil, Kate! You rock!
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
ReplyDelete_______flatline______
Great...now I have to put up with morning sickness and midnight cravings..........
But it is soooooo worth it!! Thanks girls!!!
Holy crap jc...is that you?? Your one hot NB!!!
ReplyDelete@jc LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm fallin of my chair right now!!! Pledging allegiance! :D
ReplyDeleteI meant you`re...it`s the pregnancy brain...
ReplyDelete;)
Someone get me those eggs with maple syrup on it or I'll start to shoot!!!! :))))))
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ReplyDeleteIt was a lil over the top...
ReplyDeleteI liked it.. total package- check!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
JC - Laughing out loud! I am laughing out loud with my right hand over my heart.
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as 'lil over the top' on ROBsessed? If so...I do believe we've got a mountain or two to climb, before we find it.
ReplyDeleteAnd now in addition to a car seat, I gotta go out and find a friggin' crib.
You listen to me mister. You just keep those peepers of yours shut. You hear me?
Or you're gonna need more that 18 million to take care of all of these goddamn kids.
@Fae LOL
ReplyDelete@Gwen, this the stair that could take over the world.
http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab36/ann2000/?action=view¤t=56146608-140b4ec04c52c63112980c1d50.jpg&newest=1
And if he did we would be his personal guards always ready for his orders ;)
Hi NB's!
ReplyDelete@LHR-girl, notice it's not a close up~lol. Hot, as in flash!!!
You guys are cracking me up with your preggers alerts. Looks like you'll all be ready to deliver in one of our favorite months, November. Your love children can all audition for the part of Renesmee! lol
JESUS Annie!!!! Are you trying to kill me??? You really hate me!!! Ok positive now, got the blue line!
ReplyDeleteI think we should all take the pledge. Remember how in Bye Bye Birdie they all took the Conrad Birdie pledge?
ReplyDeleteSame thing here. 'Cept that Conrad was a doosh and of course, Rob is not.
He's the devil.
OH. MY. GOD.
I'm having the devil's spawn. We all are. It's world domination I tell ya. One crazy, pregnant, nasty bitch at a time.
CHAOS! ANARCHY! ARMAGEDDON!
And a fuckload of pampers.
@nik
ReplyDeletelmao
@rpg
hope you don't have morning sickness on the old coot roadtrip!!!
LOL My grandson is blasting "I did it all for the nookie"
ReplyDeleteMe too hun!
jc,
ReplyDeleteI'm already having weird cravings and am feeling lusty....
@Fae,Yes I try to kill you.I'm feeling alone in the underworld.BTW I kill my self first ;)
ReplyDelete@rpg
ReplyDeleteWell then, Rob is really in for it after we force (invite) him into the van. Lusty pregnant gals don't mess around!! If the van is rockin', don't come knockin'!!
Oh my god. It's started. I'm not kidding. I'm nauseous. 'Course it could have been that two week old post roast I found in the fridge while scrounging around for some lunch. Nah. It's him. He tagged me.
ReplyDeleteThe...the...the little bastard.
I swear to god, I ever run into him again...I'm gonna get him.
And punch him right in the face.
LOL Annie, let's kill him now! ;)
ReplyDelete@nik
ReplyDeleteI loved Bye Bye Birdie. Had a major crush on Bobby Rydell back in the day.
Hey, CL
I'd like to see Rob "stand at attention" while we take the pledge!
Where's lostinphilly?
ReplyDeleteI wrote her a dream day in NY with Rob over on the Jimmy Fallon thread.
Ah. She's probably off throwing up somewhere. Damn morning sickness.
Took one look at these and couldn't even comment. Nope. Had to run straight for the toliet.
Speaking of...no kidding. Really.
I've had 5 children, but I'll take another one from him any day!!
ReplyDeleteNicola - please don't hit him, I'm in luuuuuuuve!!!!!!! I read your day dream, it was very good!
ReplyDeleteYour all cracking me up! Thanks for the laughs!
@Fae,he is angel. Don't need to kill him ;)He kills us and enjoy it SOB ;)
ReplyDeleteFILTSOB
LMFAO @ jc & RPG!!!
ReplyDeleteme me me i'm next.
ReplyDeleteLOL kate you can do FF.
i miss rob :)
@JC - It will be my duty and pleasure to make sure his flag does not fly at half staff.
ReplyDeleteI will salute him, but my hand won't on my forehead.
@annie you're right destroying angel, but what is SOB? :)
ReplyDelete@Cullenlover07 you NB!!!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteThxs, Kate. Certainly is.. :)
ReplyDelete@kate, OMG, Did you actually say impregnancy stare!~!!!! Just love it and you. Killer
ReplyDeleteI am dead.
ooooh. That's too funny!
ReplyDelete@gwen, I love wearing plaid. Wore it on Senior Trip (madras plaid) to Cedar Point. \
ReplyDeleteSo bad you can't wear plaid. Its Rob's favorite shirt! (or didn't you notice) hehehe, smirking here.
FILTM
OMG those pictures were to much for me. Thank you thank you for posting them!!
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I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Kate you are 100% correct, if a look could get you pregnant than that was it!! I am now knocked up!!
ReplyDelete@CV, hey girl, didn't you know that Rob got a girl hauled out of LA for taking all her clothes off in front of him! He said this on Ellen! Just hilarious. He said he abused his position. hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteEllen still let him off with a hug.
@jc, I think we all would like to see Rob "stand at attention" while we take the pledge ;)just thought of that can impregnate too.
ReplyDeleteDo I write these o just thinkit. Can't tell apart fantay from reality anymore. I'm in Rob world,looking down to Earth...
I'm suddenly craving...... ROB!
ReplyDeleteMy God Kate!! You're a genius!
Great post BB... xx
@kate mercy me woman.
ReplyDeleteWho strugles for multi-Os tonight?
Tonight is the night girls let's go for it.
Get big Os, love children, endless lust. Night in blue satin stare.
Or maybe day?
@JC, @CL
ReplyDelete"stand at attention" hahahahaha
OMG, just picturing that with the stare. I'm done for the night.
@CL
ReplyDeletehalf staff and not on forehead~LMFAO!!!
@annie
You're not kidding. Rob at attention..........OMG!
@Annie what is SOB???
ReplyDelete@fae, did you really ask about sob???????
ReplyDeleteson of a bitch... you didn't know that, hits head on wall........
Love ya
OMG girls u r killing me! Rob stand at attention??? *thud
ReplyDelete@Nancy oh yeaaaah ahahahaahaha LOL, I'm so stupid sometimes! I can't believe I asked that, I'll shoot myself! It's not my fault, blame this guy! :)
ReplyDeleteLove ya 2! :)
I may get to finish watching Haunted Airman tomorrow nite. Hubby working, my first copy died at Chap. 8, saw bathing scene so far.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I want to view Little Ashes. Seen trailer and not really sure about it. Read what you all think of it, so sounds good. But enjoying Rob helps.
Trying to get people at work to see Remember Me. Will keep it up. I thinks he's going to blow Summit's mind. He's the star of Twilight, even the cast mentions it, even K. Stew. (She has same last name as me, hehehe)
@Fae,LOL. Don't worry,he has that effect on all of us. Please don't shoot yourself, you're pregnant,remember ;)
ReplyDeleteHave to ask, did anyone enjoy the Sandra Bullock + Craig Ferguson You Tube I sent this morning? I really loved it and had it DVR'd. So new people saw it and never saw Craig before. They really loved him too. They were also laughing with split sides.
ReplyDeleteLet me know.
Love to all.
OMFG!!! LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeletedon't know where to begin! OMFG!
You NBs are on a roll!!
My sides hurt! not to mention the ladybits!!!
CL- sent you an email.
OPERATION ROBSTOCK, BABY!!!
fuckity-fuck-fuck I Love This Man!!
@Annie Oooo right, I have to take the best care in the world of that baby! ;)
ReplyDeleteNB's I'm sorry I'm not in NY. Wish I was now. Would love to watch RM with you. I am only a 6 hour drive away, to NYC anyway. I know there's no parking, been thru Times Square to Long Island for daughters softball tournament, got lost downtown and had trouble getting on correct bridge, but finally made it. Would you believe, even had NYPD block right lane, come out the their guns drawn and I was looking for a movie cam. What's the chances of that? So Cool.
ReplyDeleteFae,what time is it over there? Here 01.22. I think I'm going to sleep thinking of Rob ;)
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Fae and all the NB's
here is 1:24! :)
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Annie!
That third picture.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't even gonna visit here tonight.
And now I've having twins.
You know what I do not like in these pix? The girl behind him. Ugh! Who is she? Back off woman! Get in the damn line!
ReplyDelete:(
@ Nancy, yes I remember that story. But, if I took my clothes off, he would be sooo (what is the word here?) speechless that he would not (surely not!) kick me off!
ReplyDelete;-DDD
(speechless... or scared? Scared, definitely!:(
@Nancy - the video was great. I like Craig, but don't stay up that late watching TV thanks for sharing it
ReplyDeleteYou should join us for Operation Robstock! We're flying in on the 28th
FILTM!
Night annie.
ReplyDelete@VOL
Twins~haha
@CV
That's right, sister! Tell that woman to back off with her shiny gold shoes and don't think you can cut the NB line!
VoL, LOL! Very funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd Nancy, weird! Was just talking to teen son about Cedar Point---less than an hour ago! (An original Buckeye here.)
So sorry, Rob, but Gwen cannot wear plaid. She can, however, admire the Pretty that is you---in, or out, of plaid. ; ) Tux, Tweed, Black Freaking Tee (!), Shirtless...
Hey, jc! No, no one can cut the NB line. Crap, it is already a long line! I don't know what number I got.
ReplyDeletePlease, girls, do not worn the poor guy out... deal?
NB's talking about wearing plaid?
ReplyDeleteI want to wear it, in the morning, when I have nothing else to put on, except an over-sized plaid shirt! ;)
Yeah I like plaid!
Well godnight laides, gotta go take a good rest beacuse of my condition now! ;)
FILTM!
@CV
ReplyDeleteWe just need to get to him first.
Dibs!!!! Or at least second or third place. Oh, hell, I'll take what I can get!!!
I've looked at these a number of times today, now I know how octo-mom feels.
ReplyDeleteF Me. God that is one gorgeous hunk of a MAN. But we all know that....shiiiit. Off to FF land with visions of Rob in the head...
ReplyDeletelol! at Marna!
ReplyDeleteif that's the case there will be a lot of litters of lil' Robs running around!!
@marna~lol
ReplyDeleteRob's stare, the gift that keeps on giving!
@angie, would love to join you.
ReplyDeletethe 28th of what? Mar. I can watch on the 15th for $5.00 at local cinema. But would love to watch with my friends. (Rob Friends that is) I'll try to do it again. May do this.... keep in touch.
Love all NB's. As we all love Rob
@angie, sent email to you.
ReplyDeleteHope to meet up.
@Nancy - loved the vid on Craig and Sandra. lol.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing.
FILTM!
Operation Robstock -
ReplyDeleteCL07 and I are flying to NY on the 28th of Feb and departing on the 3rd of March. We plan on being at the red carpet on the 1st and following him to the view on the 2nd.
FILTM!
oh i've got sumpin to dip in that gravy. heh.
ReplyDelete@barbara,
ReplyDeleteIsn't that fantastic. My son, wife, best friends, (couple) really cracked up. He'd never seen Craig before. They all had a blast watching Sandra and Craig about "The Proposal". (anyone else it's on You Tube) We all laughed til our sides hurt, crying. Its just like Rob. So good it hurts.
FILTM
@angie, God, I'd love that. Hope we do it. Email me back. Will try to meet up. Have Cell and gps, so won't get lost. hehehe
ReplyDelete@CL read above,
Love to all Rob lovers.... can't help it. Would it be great to really meet him in person. I will not scream but I may faint. Cannot promise otherwise! He's just too Yummmmmmmy.
@angie, God, I'd love that. Hope we do it. Email me back. Will try to meet up. Have Cell and gps, so won't get lost. hehehe
ReplyDelete@CL read above,
Love to all Rob lovers.... can't help it. Would it be great to really meet him in person. I will not scream but I may faint. Cannot promise otherwise! He's just too Yummmmmmmy.
@nik, sorry I missed you. Love Dogma too. Its one of my favorites and forgot to list. Will be adding. I am a George Carlin fan too. Have followed him for more years than I can count. Hubbie brought back tapes from Korea in the early 70's.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck, Matt Damon, George Carlin, Whats not to love in that?
(didn't recognize the girls)
Okay, I'll say it. What is Plain Gravis that's on his T?
ReplyDeleteHate the lady with the golden heels whoever she is! It is not ME!
Okay, I am melting now. Just love Rob too much, I guess. My wish is to meet him in person, talk to him quietly, and just chat about things. He is so cool.
Nancy...
ReplyDeleteDogma was great. I've been a fan of Carlin for years. The man was a genius and I say that believing that word is thrown around far too much. My current favorite standups are Lewis Black and Eddie Izzard. The reason I like them and Craig and the late George is because in addition to being so damn funny, these are/were highly intelligent men. They know their shit.
But what do you think of the idea of a black comedy with Rob playing both Jesus and Satan? The quisessential good twin/bad twin?
I'm not kidding. I think he could do it.
LOL! International security alert!!
ReplyDeletei lost my uterus+ovary 12 years ago now i'm healed!thanx Rob & Kate for the tip:)
Hell, I regrew my nonfunctional uterus and am pregnant with triplets!! Damn - what was I saying? There should be warning labels on those photos!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny. Just made my day. Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteWhat just happened? How did he just do that? Lost time in his eyes.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm done. Just love him to death. He really kills me.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he affect me more than any other male on this planet? I really have no idea why.
Hint: He's gorgeous, he's real, he's honest, he talks a lot (so do I), he mis-buttons his shirts, he has blue/grey eyes like me, his hair is something I want to run my hands in, Love his laugh, love his stare (I stare too), he's thin like me, his voice is ethereal like an angel, His family looks great, (good in-laws), just fantastic inside and out. Love the whole package. (even if he doesn't believe it) WHich he doesn't!!!!!
Rob, I love you no matter your demeanor, your family, your looks.
I love the WHOLE package, which is you.
Sorry NB's,
ReplyDeletelost it there. Just had to talk to Rob as if he's reading this blog. Don't know why I did it, but I did.
Love you and Hugs
I have no words now... I feel... weak.
ReplyDeleteRob, you're Beautiful!
Muah!:x
Yummy yummy!
ReplyDeleteThat's how I love Rob best! with 3-day-beard! THUD!
How come each time I want to comment I have to sign up again (although with the same password etd)? without doing it it would'nt recognize pas password!
@ Robine, it happened with me, to. Try this:
ReplyDeletewhere it says username, write your EMAIL! And then your password. It should work.
:-)
I can't get over these pix, but I really need to have some work done. (stupid job!)
ReplyDelete:(
EEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEG G G G G G AAAASMMMM!!! *sweats smiling* No one works me like Rob- does it everytime . God Bless him..
ReplyDeleteHahaha, OMG, the captions are hysterical! Perfect. :) Thanks for the laugh.
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