Crescent Moon
Couple in fiction and in real life, the stars of Twilight, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, have plans have a child soon. The idea was hers, of course. Robert is 23 and Kristen is 19. Let's wait a little more?
Gozde: I especially like the "of course" at the end of "the idea was hers" 'cause you know it just makes sense that way. *eye roll*
source: Noticias Robert Pattinson
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61 comments:
YAWN.
@Haystack-LOL! I agree. What a load. Pffffffffttttttt.
These tabs are truly getting desperate. ((rolls eyes))
Highly doubt that....
LMAO!!!
now they have to com up with stuff...
*shakes head*
In Portuguese a load of crap means "um monte de porcaria"... hahaha
LOL. Who doesn't?
@Gwen-LMAO! So true, so true....;) He's eveybody's most wanted baby daddy....LOL.
They should freeze his sperm for cloning.....bahahahahahahahaha.
Just sayin if he was in my life and I was 19 or my 30-something that I am, I would want his baby!
But, yes, a big load of crap.
I'll teach you how to say it in Portuguese: Quanta besteira!!!
Xo, Leska
LMAO CG,
Who doesn't want that baby daddy!
Yeah. I want his baby too, but they are a bit young for this and what with getting their careers off the ground and such. Maybe it was those recent comments he made about wanting to be a young father that's stirred some of this up. Who knows? I don't read the tabs. If I had a cat, I'd line the cat box with them. Note to self...get a cat.
But that freezing the sperm in order to clone him? We don't need to do that. I got a freezer load (hee hee) of jizzy pops. Yes, he came (hee hee) over and replenished my supply (telling me not to be such a greedy little pig). 'Spose I could defrost a few, get us some turkey basters and talk about a NB party.
We'll show him some babies.
Luckily Rob's probably too busy filming Bel Ami to read this load of crap as well as the gay allegations from his Details interview.
LMFAO nic!!! Jizzpops.
These magazines just kill me. Pretty soon they will save themselves time and just put Rob's name on the cover with a pic, and that's it. No need to make up crap, people will look just cause his name is there. LOL
Oh Rob, this is an idea so tormenting! You and I won`t sleep tonight because of it. (LOL)
is it march yet? *ignoring the crap*
overload of crap
babies,sperma what is going on here? LOL
so what
I am over 45,I would run the risk to have this baby daddy ;)
I`m brazilian. This news is a proof that ignorance can exist in the whole world, even in Brazil.(LOL)
I second that "YAWN"...
I'm Brazilian and I'm embaressed !!!
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP = UM MONTE DE MERDA !!! LOL
Oh you have to love these tabloids! I am certain everyone believes them (eye roll big enough to cause concussion). Yes, every 19 year old actress with a career ahead of her and a very impressive resume has the only sole desire of capturing her actor "friend" in a baby trap, or at the very least having the prize of his kid forever.
Yup! I so see it!
Now, on to the comic page.......
Where do they come up with this stuff...can you only imagine what's going to be reported when they start making BD!!!!
OT - Goz, are you still reading the Sookie Stackhouse novels because Charlaine Harris posted the first chapter to the new book(may 2010) on her website...just thought i would share :)
LOL LOL LOL @Annie you know what they say "If you don't want it someone other will grab it!"
;DDDDD
You can say that again..."What a load of crap" or in Portuguese "que monte de merda!" Good to see that there are so many Brazilians and/or Portuguese speakers here though! :D
Cheers to all...and ciao for now! :-)
Beijos!
Oh my gawd. I didn't think about that. When they start filming BD, the tabs are gonna shit their pants.
They'll print pics of K with her fake baby belly and say...'see, she's pregnant.' And then they'll print more pics of the two of them with their 'movie' baby and say see...'here's their baby.'
Just kill me now.
@RPattz-LOL! Amen........;)
@Nik-Bahahahahahahaha......jizzpops.....OMG! Gal-you so CRAZY......;)
when they start filming BD they reported about:
Rob`s family transformed Kristen in a vampire and they will make huge headlines ;)
@Nik-Bahahahahahahahahaha......yep. They prob will. LOL! The tabs are so full of it. :P
@RobdX-LOL! True....;)
@Fae, LMAO ;D I know :D
I'll help him be a baby daddy!!
boooorrrriing!!! That paper must be desperate for news or something. I just don't know how they can publish that crap in good faith, ah, but they do it all the time, and not just that one.
really? wow! that's a shocker!
(there really should be a sarcasm font)
what a load of crap in portuguese means like 'quanta besteira'.
OMFG!! My heart is beating really fast...I was on my way out to take a walk over my lunch hour and walked by the news stand in my building (Chicago) and saw the DETAILS with ROB on the COVER!! I literally gasped, turned around and jogged back to the elevator and then to my desk to get some money.
*deep breath* I won't be getting any work done this afternoon!!!
What a wonderful Wednesday surprise!!!
ltavares
I am from Brazil too.. :)
but this paper is not like a tabloid??
well, i am from south so I do not know very well this paper.
in Germany there are still tabs who reporting about " Rob`s Vagina Allergie" and it sounds as if they really believe this shit
they are so stupid
@CL - You go girl! I'm so jealous!!
wonder if they have them here yet?
@CL LOL you're one lucky girl! :D
CL--so lucky--i'll have to check B&N tomorrow for Details. i thought it didn't come out till next week.
CL - it's out already but probably not til next week here because i live in BFE :(
i am jealous!!!!!
@CullenLover07
Be careful that you will be not attacked .not everyone gets one
CL,
bi-atch!!!!!!
How much will you have for the Details? LOL
You can become a rich girl.Here in Germany you will sell a lot. I can not buy it here
I`m so jealous - enjoy it
@CL, Don't lock yourself in your room with Rob ;)
@dra
Hi!!!!! ( waving)
I`m from Santos, São Paulo.
It is a newspaper but this "news/trash" must have been published in the gossip column.
"Se quiser trocar figurinhas" sobre o Rob, let keep in touch:
expojc@gmail.com
Kisses.
@CL yeah dont lock yourself in your room with Rob cuz I will lock myself to my room with him
GİRLS is this real I dont think so but is there something that I missed
I'd say it's "um monte de tretas" :p
girls plss tell me is this true
robsessive-you will have to ask Kristen to know for sure. :-)
In portuguese:::: QUE MONTE DE MERDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm from Brazil... And I'm sorry for this stupid load of crap! Absurd....
@solas if you ask me thats just a story which has a ability to believe in
wow...ok..um..sure..cant they do something creative like "Aliens adopt Robert Pattinson as ambassador for Earth"
@robsessive-NO way. I remember they had a pic of KS in some sh!trag with an unflattering pic of her tummy sticking out. They said she was preggers THEN when she was filming. I stopped buying ragmags,Godbless the net!
WHO WOUDN'T WANT HIS BABIES!?! XD... but yeah bull crap!
The 'of course' comment really annoys me... yeah, like this is the only aspiration any 19 year old female has! getting knocked up.
Bird cage material right there...
very few 19 yr females are wanting to be mothers these days...its not like it was in the 40' 50's when our mothers and grandmothers were young,its all they had to look forward too.so when they print crap like this makes me wonder how old the writers are or what they actually think of women in the first place.let them both live and learn,expirence life,live it, love it,embrace it.
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