E! News Robert Pattinson Exposed To Lots Of Lady Flesh

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RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Skorpia - Me, too! I love that pic. He's going to be responsible for so many heart conditions and pre-mature deaths of hundreds of thousands of women around the world.; February 16, 2010 at 9:27 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: there is something missing here
http://twitpic.com/yp3uh; February 16, 2010 at 9:27 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: LOL, not real, but who cares?

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/wet.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 9:27 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: annie,

he's covering the humpty!; February 16, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Angie said...: angie, the girl on the ground is a decoy. When he bends over to help her up, you push him into the wheelbarrow and haul ass!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:28 PM
jc(britlover) said...: @annie
LOL~Yeah, my face is missing!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:28 PM
skorpia said...: Leg hitch!; February 16, 2010 at 9:29 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Here's Rob & Tom last week...

what's Rob doing with his mouth?

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/robert-pattinson-shops-sales-04.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 9:30 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @ADM - LMAO! We are devious bunch of NB's.; February 16, 2010 at 9:30 PM
angie-k said...: ADM - Got it!!
Run CL! Run!

bumpbumpbump
;); February 16, 2010 at 9:30 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: ADM!
LMAO! decoy!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @rpg - he's thinking of NBs!; February 16, 2010 at 9:31 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: THIS...is what I wanna do...

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/uytdf.gif; February 16, 2010 at 9:31 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: hmm...he is counting, CL done,Angie done, Annie done,whose turn is it ;)

http://twitpic.com/yovgw; February 16, 2010 at 9:31 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Annie - I warned you. You're killing me.

@JC - Perfect answer.

As Angie said, "lick and save,lick and save, lick, lick, lick...; February 16, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Angie said...: MINE!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: he's got the wonky legs in that pic...; February 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Nah, this is Rob thinking of the NB's

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/floor.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM
skorpia said...: Hey annie-my mind went right into the gutter and thought.."ook more c*ckteasing"; February 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM
angie-k said...: RPG - Oh Hell Yeah!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @rpg - yesh please. ;o); February 16, 2010 at 9:34 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: annie,
I love this one..http://twitpic.com/yovgw

he was having a whole conversation with himself out in the street...wasn't he filming New Moon then?; February 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM
angie-k said...: best. manip. ever!

hand in the pants hand in the pants lookin all schmexy with the hand in the pants...; February 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Annie - ROTFLMAO!
One down, two down, three down, who's next...; February 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: I need to pause and eat...I'm craving tube steak....bbs; February 16, 2010 at 9:36 PM
angie-k said...: Me! back for seconds...thank you sir, may I have another?
;) yes, I'm a GREEDY NB!; February 16, 2010 at 9:37 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: naughty

http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab36/ann2000/Robert%20pattinson%202/?action=view&current=CandyKizzeS24DomBellaSubEdward.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @CL & annie - are you asking for someone to go down on Rob??

Meeeeeee!! Meeee!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:37 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Martini - LOL! Like how your mind works. That line forms to the left and I'm fighting Angie for 1st.; February 16, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Naughty annie!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:39 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: why is he have more mustache one side???

http://twitpic.com/y7rt2; February 16, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: I'm telling you guys - we need that ticket thing!; February 16, 2010 at 9:40 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Annie - Is that your Photobucket page? I just grabbed the Edward on his back in Italy for my collection. Thank you!!! ;-); February 16, 2010 at 9:41 PM
Angie said...: Martini Gal, just don't let me any where near those tickets before hand. I will rig it!!! :); February 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Can you say Reverse MoTU??

http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab36/ann2000/Robert%20pattinson%202/?action=view&current=CandyKizzeS24DomBellaSubEdward.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: would you go to bed with me? says the pic ;)

http://twitpic.com/xa0x7; February 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: hehehehehe I have already rigged the ticket machine.!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:43 PM
angie-k said...: OMG! annie! Fuck! you just killed me with that one! I've had THAT dream!! OMG!

@CL - I guess we'll have to jello wrestle for first... ;); February 16, 2010 at 9:44 PM
skorpia said...: LMAO! *throws knee pads* here you go hon..dont get chapped lips!; February 16, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Angie said...: Martini Gal, you are evil! Damn thwarted again.; February 16, 2010 at 9:46 PM
angie-k said...: now serving...; February 16, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Rule #1 - always keep a good supply of lip emollient.; February 16, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Angie said...: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:47 PM
skorpia said...: "will ya go to bed with me??-so I can get skorps number..??"; February 16, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Rule #2 - keep your knee pads handy.; February 16, 2010 at 9:48 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: Wow! This is a good night. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.; February 16, 2010 at 9:49 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: why can't he keep his tongue in???

http://twitpic.com/vk79r; February 16, 2010 at 9:49 PM
angie-k said...: in annie's album, did you see the autograph on the Cedric photo...

"welcome to my den of sin"
OMG! I volunteer to be the den-leader!
bwhahahahahaha!; February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Angie said...: Hay, I don't have knee pads. Think I can use my stupid gardening pad? LMAO; February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Angie - I don't fight fair, jello or no jello. Just sayin. ;); February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: another proof

http://twitpic.com/uq674

FMN; February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: I'm gonna bite that tongue...; February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
skorpia said...: I wonder how LONG he loves to screw in bed..HMMMMMM...I guess he could use a good marathon sesh .I'll have him in a wheelchair with a shit eatin grin on his face for weeks. theyre gonna have to shoot him from the waist up:); February 16, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Rule #3 - Always keep a towel or moist towelette handy...; February 16, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @skorpia - he's young, he's gotta have some stamina...; February 16, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @ADM - yup! A gardening pad works fine!!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:52 PM
skorpia said...: *sings* round and round tongue goes..where it stops nobody knows..; February 16, 2010 at 9:53 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: @angie, there are many volunteer for that ;); February 16, 2010 at 9:53 PM
angie-k said...: LOL! @Martini - moist towelette! everything I have is moist right now!

@CL - good! I don't fight fair either!

RAWRRRRRR!; February 16, 2010 at 9:53 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Annie,
he has an ORAL fixation that's why the tongue the fingers in near the mouth, the lip biting, he likes to use his MOUTH... and not, I clarify, not on peen...; February 16, 2010 at 9:54 PM
angie-k said...: some people want to be head over heels in love, right now, I'd settle for a little heels over head!!

;); February 16, 2010 at 9:55 PM
skorpia said...: @ADM-use them gardenin pads in emergency.Get 2. You want plenty of leg room and dont want to cramp up right?; February 16, 2010 at 9:55 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: @Skorpia, I think he he loves to screw all night ;)He's just 23. He can just go on and go on...; February 16, 2010 at 9:56 PM
skorpia said...: @Ang-Head over heels in BED!!; February 16, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Rule #4 - Hydrate! Hydrate! Hydrate! (as skorpia mentioned you don't wanna cramp up!); February 16, 2010 at 9:57 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: I can't keep up!

Annie - STOP with the tongue pics.
@Martini - LMAO!
@ADM - Gardening pads, a towel, a coat, just something soft...
@Skorpia - Hours and hours and more blissful hours.; February 16, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Angie said...: Thanks Skorpia! No cramping. Once I get down there, I am not leaving!!! ;); February 16, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Yeah, he's young. We could work in shifts!; February 16, 2010 at 9:59 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Angie - I want to be on my back, knees by my ears with the biggest smile you ever seen on my face.; February 16, 2010 at 9:59 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: rpg,"ORAL fixation??? he likes to use his MOUTH"??? well then he's like me. I have the same fixation ;); February 16, 2010 at 10:00 PM
skorpia said...: Rob and stamina are like mac n cheese.; February 16, 2010 at 10:00 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: LMAO @ADM!; February 16, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Angie said...: CL, in that position, your face will not be the only thing smiling!; February 16, 2010 at 10:01 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Martini - I volunteer to take the first and last shifts. Kthx. =); February 16, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: I need some whipped cream; February 16, 2010 at 10:02 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: to all of us

http://twitpic.com/qlcrf; February 16, 2010 at 10:02 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Omg I just spit out my potatoe! Gardening pads?

Knees by my ears????

Yes!!! I'll fucking bend over backwards if that's what it takes!; February 16, 2010 at 10:02 PM
skorpia said...: @ annie-Oral fixation....u just had to go there..my mind took a nose dive with ROb and his tongue all of a sudden.; February 16, 2010 at 10:03 PM
skorpia said...: ooooo oooo oooo-wheres that pic of him letting that lizard tongue out with Anna K sitting next to him:) That one made me think. "God you did a good job on this one!"; February 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Lord, I wonder what he can do with that tongue...; February 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: LMAO Knees by my ears,and big smile :D; February 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM
angie-k said...: I'll take the swing shift! I've got that cougar stamina thing going on right now...RAWRRRR!!!; February 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Ang - LOL! As someone said before, do you have a harness for that "swing" shift?

Annie - what the hell time is it for you? Are you doing okay?; February 16, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Member too ladies, you gotta eat to keep up your strength! Make sure you're getting enough protein!!!! hehehehehehehe; February 16, 2010 at 10:08 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @ADM - I have no words for your comment. ;o; February 16, 2010 at 10:09 PM
angie-k said...: @CL - that would definitely be one hell of a smile...

remember ladies, it is important to stay LIMBER & FLEXIBLE!; February 16, 2010 at 10:09 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: Skorpia, well I have a fixation for Robs mouth

http://twitpic.com/mytun

@Martini Gal, many many wonderful things ;)it can gets you wet right away...; February 16, 2010 at 10:11 PM
angie-k said...: @martini - mmmmmmm protein....
slurp!
(wipes chin)
;)

@CL - no harness, yet
but I've got other toys...; February 16, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @angie - YESH!!!

@annie - *THUD*; February 16, 2010 at 10:13 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: @CL, it's 4.13 here and I'm doing OK ;) I've been sick all day but right now I'm feeling FINE.; February 16, 2010 at 10:14 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Protein is good for the complexion... It's like a hot face mask....

Don't spill a drop!; February 16, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @rpg - or a lovely pearl necklace!; February 16, 2010 at 10:16 PM
skorpia said...: Rob and I would go for miniburgers and go straight home. Discarding tops,bottoms,heels,shoes,socks,bra,undies along the way...ooooo that tongue!!; February 16, 2010 at 10:16 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: I have delicious lips on my brain tonight

http://twitpic.com/lkmzq; February 16, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: *mwah*; February 16, 2010 at 10:18 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Martini,
lmao! I need pearls!; February 16, 2010 at 10:19 PM
skorpia said...: *azz in air lookin in box,throwing stuff over shoulder* handcuffs,vibrating metal balls,fishnet stockings,hooker heels,feather duster,...nope no harness..your SOL girl!; February 16, 2010 at 10:21 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Gah! My lady flesh is all hot & tingley!; February 16, 2010 at 10:21 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Is everyone is a Rob-induced haze?; February 16, 2010 at 10:22 PM
angie-k said...: we don't need no stinkin' harness...I gots other things to tie him up with...
;); February 16, 2010 at 10:23 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: @rpg,this will make you even hotter.

http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab36/ann2000/Robert%20pattinson%202/?action=view&current=528216531.jpg; February 16, 2010 at 10:23 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Rob:
I need a barrow for my bawwlls... They're swelled up!!!

bumpbumpbump!; February 16, 2010 at 10:23 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: @annie - **MG goes running for her knee pads**; February 16, 2010 at 10:25 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: Annie, As I said to RPG earlier - those lips could put my most precious part of my vajayjay in a cast. Who has lips like that, and my God, what those lips could do to you.

@Ang - =) Fuck the harness! All you need is bandanna or a extension cord or rope and you'd be in business.; February 16, 2010 at 10:27 PM
skorpia said...: *looks around* well now what everyone needs for xmas. Knee pads:); February 16, 2010 at 10:28 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: annie,

Oh he's just a big tease with that microphone...besides sparkling, does it whistle a tune?

"Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling
Give me, whoa-oh, all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles all fade"; February 16, 2010 at 10:28 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Or, touch me in the morning...then just walk away....

Nope, I'd chain my ass to him...; February 16, 2010 at 10:29 PM
skorpia said...: @ cullenlover-Ever see Basic Instinct when she ties that guy up with that scarf?? sexy azz sh!t there hon. I wish Rob did a remake of that movie!; February 16, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Angie said...: Sing it, RPG, sing it!; February 16, 2010 at 10:32 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: @Skorpia - Totes forgot about that. If he remade that, I couldn't go see it. I would dissolve into a pool of sticky wetness and I wouldn't want my mom to have a closed casket at my funeral. Just sayin.

Loved the Fuck me pumps reference, btw.; February 16, 2010 at 10:33 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Oohhh basic instinct, hot damn, or fatal attraction..

God Michael Douglas was fuck hawt back in the day... Still is really...; February 16, 2010 at 10:37 PM
skorpia said...: @Cullenlover-guess who told me about that? My own momma!I was diggin through her closet and held up a pair of those black heels and said "where the hell you plannin on wearing THESE!" she calmly said "Those are my Fk me heels darling" I LMAO! I knew I got my "freak gene" from somewhere..; February 16, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Angie said...: LMAO @ skoripa's momma!; February 16, 2010 at 10:40 PM
rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...: Ok NBs! I'm out.... AI is starting soon & need to read some ff!!!!

Night all!; February 16, 2010 at 10:40 PM
annieEvilRobPornPusher said...: time for sleep before I'll pass out,4.40 here.

Sweet wet dreams ;)
My last pic

http://twitpic.com/efxkn; February 16, 2010 at 10:41 PM
skorpia said...: well ladies I had a blast!! *smooches all around* Before I go-I want to sing a song to ROb I THINK is from Anne Murry (oldie but goody)

Baby do it one more time..
once is never enough-
with a man like you ooo oooo :); February 16, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Angie said...: Good night RPG and Annie.; February 16, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Angie said...: Good night skorpia.

I am out, too! Good night to you all.; February 16, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Chocolate Martini Gal said...: Good night ladies - I'm out too.; February 16, 2010 at 10:46 PM
angie-k said...: well , isn't that all you really need are a pair of fuck me heels and some DSLs?
check
check
;)

and an extension cord, or two...; February 16, 2010 at 10:47 PM
RTP_KJS_Lover said...: Good night all! I am outta here.; February 16, 2010 at 10:47 PM
angie-k said...: Good Night All!

hot bothered, wet & sticky and going to have some sparkly ROB dreams...; February 16, 2010 at 10:49 PM
MMc said...: RPG - I love this one - but he's turned on and the big man is holding him?????
Say it ain't so!!!

http://twitpic.com/13cqs9; February 17, 2010 at 12:03 AM
MMc said...: oh annieforpatty - that pix is quite the erotic imagination maker. OMG

http://s847.photobucket.com/albums/ab36/ann2000/Robert%20pattinson%202/?action=view&current=528216531.jpg

Lawdy girls - you are really hot here tonight - sorry I missed it.; February 17, 2010 at 12:09 AM
MMc said...: http://twitpic.com/yov63

He really looks WASTED here!!!!
He's like "what you doin'?" like Joey on Friends.; February 17, 2010 at 12:14 AM
RPLover said...: ok, G-dammit! I completely missed the NB party! Apparently I wasn't looking outside when the NB signal went up...
*grumbles*stupid American Idol.

But I just got done reading and looking at everything and you all KILLED me tonight! Between all the lip porn and the bump shots and the funnies (heels over head, bwahahaha!) I had a good time anyway. =) Catch you all another time! <33; February 17, 2010 at 1:10 AM
Anonymous said...: I missed the party... It's always upside down for me... When you guys wake up I'm going to be and when you start thep party, I'm in bed... So unfair... Anyway it was fun to read...; February 17, 2010 at 3:29 AM
LeslieHeartsRob said...: Damn it!!!! I missed it too!!!

Stupid Lost!! (which is driving me crazy btw!)

My God...ya'll were crackin' me up while I was going through the comments!!

We're gonna have to come up with a better NB signal!!

;); February 17, 2010 at 5:44 AM
womadsart said...: Sorry I missed the party but got to check out some of the items shown and they were hot! rpattzgil LMFAO!
All of you are great!
Great comments!; February 17, 2010 at 2:22 PM
jessegirl said...: Late weighing in as usual. Not enough free time.
You are probably all gone now so I won't spoil a NB party that's over.

@Laurie Feb. 16 9:08 p.m.: Ditto for me.

@Skorpia: Feb. 16 8:30pm. RE: gay issue. Okay, I, too would care.
-9:24pm: 'geat upper back'. Wow, I'm a shoulders woman. Yuh huh, know what you mean! I know the part you mean Wow.

@Solas: Feb. 16 -8pm: I know he'll never be interested in me BUT, nevertheless, I hope he's not gay, for reasons I've commented on somewhere else before. Not prejudiced just sad.

@Nicola: re: groomed to be a leading man, and buried secrets. I do think so. If he were gay, not a hope in hell would anyone out him now, based, as his film reputation is, on being a romantic lead.
Feb. 16, 8:35pm. What you said about not shining a spotlight on what you are trying to hide.
The really clever thing to do would be to hide it in plain sight, therefore, shine the spotlight in the cryptic way Rob does so many things, jokingly, so we never really know. Just saying.

Yeah, I know, sexy is sexy.
But unavailable (even in your dreams) is pathetic. I'm not expressing myself. Said it somewhere else more eloquently. My attitude has something to do with rejection thoughts in general. The more I say the more I think I'll be misunderstood. Sigh.
Just hoping that man is straight as an arrow ready to shoot...; February 17, 2010 at 6:51 PM