Robert Pattinson In New York Times, Q Magazine (UK) And Elle (France)

New York Times (Thanks To Darja for the scan)




Q Magazine UK (Thanks to Nina for the scan)



Elle (France) Thanks to Gossip_Dance

46 comments:

  1. I wish I could hear him sing...sigh...

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  2. Anyone know what the french one says and why there's a picture of a random copper too ?
    I'll use a translator once this vote ( arrghh !! ) has finally ended if no one knows !

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  3. "Vaguely credible rocking actor?" Bite me, please Q Magazine. Of course, Jared and his mancrush on Rob will find this hilarious, I bet.

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  4. I can help you translate one sentence. Toutes les filles sont vampirisées par son beauté. All the girls are "vampiresed" by his beauty. :)))

    -Anna

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  5. If we have a fairy godmother -- there will be a ROBERT PATTINSON ALBUM released in the not too distant future.

    Rob, you were born to sing.

    xxx

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  6. the french one says " hurry to read these lines before a teenage girl takes it to put it on her bedroom wall. we used to say Zaaaaaaaaaaaac now it's Rooooooooooob! "
    the copper has nothing to do with it, it was just about the article next to this one.

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  8. Hey everyone, new here. I love Rob, his singing will be the death of me. He has such a deep and emotional singing voice, you can just feel it when hes sings. Please release an album Rob. :)
    In other news, it looks like Rob is gonna lose the Hello poll *sobs* I just wanna go into a kiddie tantrum right now. It just seems so unfair :(

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  9. OK, I've stopped voting now. There's no way I can stick around to the end and read those bloody Facebook comments when Hugh wins ! I may not be able to read Russian but I'd get the gist !

    Thanks for the translation guys ! Much appreciated as always !! :)

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  10. Welcome Carmel, I know what you mean about Rob and the vote ! Rob's voice is like what Edward's is described as, all honey like and yummy !! Yummmm...

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  11. the translation to the French mag:'' hurry up and read this page before a teen girl rips it and hangs Robert Pattinson on her bed. All the girls are vampirized by his beauty. Before, we used to say Zaaaaaaaac (Efron), now we should say Robeeeeeert!''

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  12. Hey, thank you for the welcome! :) He does do yummy very well lol. Everything about the man is scrumptious.
    I am stil so annoyed about the voting. Rob fans on twitter are calling it a russian attack. It certainly looks like it. What a joke. They never should have extended the poll. Sorry for the rant.

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  13. It is like they had a mission to accomplish.I don't get it, to choose HL instead of Rob is crazy!!!
    Rob ended up like 5000 votes behind. HL wasn't even winning on the 20th when the poll should have closed.

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  14. I thought the idea of Rob being Spiderman was debunked a while back.

    As for the poll, apparently they extended it to get more hits on their site. I wrote them a letter letting them know I would be letting other people and magazines know that their site is not worth visiting, since the poll was apparently fixed; the voting was supposed to have ended and at that time, Rob was the winner, people were not able to get the site to work to register their vote at times, and there is a possibility of the Russian votes being bot generated.

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  15. @Solas, that is a good explanation, there is no way Ron enedep up behind like 5000 votes, we could only vote every 10 minutes and you are right sometimes I could not get to vote because the site would not let me .I am very upset now!!

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  16. I cannot get it. Why? What's the reason? What Rob did to them or it's just us the fans? I had my kiddie tantrum and now i am relaxed and looking for answers.

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  17. Hey girls! So what happened with our award??? I had to go lasta night :(((! So do I have to go kill the Hello magazine people or we're keeping the award???

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  18. There is a place in the hello magazine site where you can contact them and sent e-mails about the competition. I just sent mine. We were allowed to vote every ten minutes but at times we could not even vote because the site would not let me. They should have stuck to a date and not change it afterward and there is no way that HL would have ended up wining when he was not even in the lead on the 20th, something went terrible wrong here.

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  19. So annoyed about the Hello vote. Apparently the Russians admitted in the F/B comments that they were cheating. Anyway, looks like Hello got what they deserved - Hugh Laurie as Most Attractive Man. They're going to be the laughing stock of the gossip rags when they put him on their front cover.

    Hello are going to regret extending the vote. When Rob fans refuse to participate in their sham vote for 2010 they won't get a quarter of the hits they got this year.

    Rob is still the Most Attractive Man around, regardless of what Hello says.

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  20. I wonder if Rob turned down an interview with Hello, or if one of their papz was mad about not getting a shot, or if a fansite such as this made fun of their innaccurate reporting and out-of-date or totally fictional articles, and so they were determined, when they saw him winnning, to not allow that to happen.

    As for the Russians, I don't know--did Rob not do a tour there and they are miffed? They definitely were making it like a Russia vs US victory, totally nothing to do with who is the most attractive man.

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  21. @solas I know right? it doesn't make sence. It was like the russians v americans Totally childish.nevermind.
    Fuck I love this man.

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  22. Well I agree with you guys, Rob is still the Most Attractive Man in our book !!! :)

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  23. Well one thing is for sure....they won't get a huge sales boost with Hugh Laurie on the front cover as they would have done with Rob on it. Idiots....serves them right.Crikey Hugh Laurie over Devaid Tennant or Hugh Jackman? Please.......

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  24. The Hello voting was complete and total Rubbish.

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  25. Girls, Russia X US does not make any sense, since both guys are british...
    Or am I missing something?? ô-0

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  26. Dina, go ahead and indulge in your tantrum--I did!:(
    I kept looking at the counter every time I voted, and couldn't understand how HL could garner 500 votes within a ten minute span! Solas, thanks for the explanation! I'm completely clueless about computers--evidence in point, I didn't know how to do the avi thing until reading through some of the comment threads here.
    Anyway, my kicking and wailing are done, and so are my visits to that damn site!

    As for Rob's voice, that man has the whiskey tinged, soul stirring thing down pat!

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  27. Dina, go ahead and indulge in your tantrum--I did!:(
    I kept looking at the counter every time I voted, and couldn't understand how HL could garner 500 votes within a ten minute span! Solas, thanks for the explanation! I'm completely clueless about computers--evidence in point, I didn't know how to do the avi thing until reading through some of the comment threads here.
    Anyway, my kicking and wailing are done, and so are my visits to that damn site!

    As for Rob's voice, that man has the whiskey tinged, soul stirring thing down pat!

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  28. Dina, go ahead and indulge in your tantrum--I did!:(
    I kept looking at the counter every time I voted, and couldn't understand how HL could garner 500 votes within a ten minute span! Solas, thanks for the explanation! I'm completely clueless about computers--evidence in point, I didn't know how to do the avi thing until reading through some of the comment threads here.
    Anyway, my kicking and wailing are done, and so are my visits to that damn site!

    As for Rob's voice, that man has the whiskey tinged, soul stirring thing down pat!

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  29. Well, that stuff is over.
    Rob is hot! Hotter than any guy (otherwise, why would I be on here??)!
    And life goes on...

    Actually, it is kinda better that way. They will have Hugh on the cover of their mag, and they WON'T sell as many as if they had Rob. Good for them! lol

    I have an awful work day today. I hate mondays... *sigh*
    Have a wonderful day, girls.

    And Rob: fuck, man!, I love you!
    :-)))

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  30. Apparently he lost ha... Well screw them!

    FILTM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. *just me*
    yeah..i'm shocked. but we did our best and the numbers speak for themselves. there was one man calling himself "tzar", he used a lot of accts and did something else i can't understand. when he came back last night and said only "hi" to his friends from "HL" gang (yes, i'm mad) i realized we were losing. and he wasn't only the one to cheat. i'll shut up cuz i tried to do the same but how many accts i could open..he must be a programmer. as i said it was like fans vs fans, they mostly even don't know who Rob is. on the other hand there were many Russian girls voting for Rob.
    we must get over, it's not the first time we're losing. i have not forgotten Latifah's parody on Edward Cullen on the People Choice Award. someone found it funny, i had a goose bump and felt sorry for Taylor Lautner too. anyway, i need one day to relax and get over something doesn't worth to be upset with. whenever it comes to people i love i take everything too much seriously. just wanted to cheer everyone up and to say once more this site is amazing! have a good day everyone xoxo.

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  32. Hell, yeah, Suz! Swoon, I want one too! ; ) Going to sleep at night with Rob SINGING? Oh, yeah.

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  33. SUZ- i was begging someone to make a coffeebook (huge AND GLOSSY). vanity Fair you reading this?? Of all his best pics. They got more then enough by now...I wish ROb would release a cd of his own music and piano playing!!

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  34. ROB LOST???? *walks out of room and shoves pillow in face screaming* (&%$)*&$)(*&%(*A^)*(#&)(&$(&$*)(&(%&)*(&#*(&)(%*&%)*(&)*(&)$.

    *walks back in room* well that sucked :(

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  35. On the one hand I don't even want to mention the bloody vote I stayed up most of the night for, but then I'm so pissed that it's hurt annoying me !! I can't for the life of me work out how they did it, although there are such things as competition bots that can even get past the whole captcha things ( I know because I googled before, after Solas mentioned it !! )

    Fuck Hello anyway and where do I sign to petition for a delicious Rob coffeebook ? lol !

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  36. @MatildalovesRob dun worry they havent written nefing bad.....i cn read french pretty well.....so they r juz praisin him n ol...sayin that ol the gals r kinda "vampired" by him....n eariler the girls went....zaaaaac NOW.....u need to go ROOOOBBBBB......

    so no worries.... :D

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  37. Don't mess with the bots girls..u'll get the spam..OK that was a REALLY bad breakfast club/programming joke..LMAO

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  38. OK, without trying to sound like a spoilt child having a tantrum (failing though I know ! lol ) I've emailed Hello and reminded them of their statement on the Hello vote page about 'checking for inconsistencies'. As far as I believe, Hugh Laurie gaining THAT many votes over a short period of time is a bloody great big inconsistency ! Anyway, I have to ever see another bloody captcha thingy ever again it will be too soon (although you need to do one for the Hello contact page :rofl: )

    Thanks for all the translations again guys, it's great to have so many nationalities onboard !!

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  39. thanks girls and translators my pretty is shining between them FILTM :D

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  40. What is a captcha thingy? I contacted hello to give my piece (and their lack of peace) of mind, and I don't recall anything about captcha.

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  41. Ok number 1, Rob is so HOT! No one can deny him that, and Susanne you can, type into google, let me sign download, and download it for free, open or save the file depending on whichever you want, and the french bit says:
    Hurry up and read this before a crazy fan rips this page out and sticks it above her bed. All the girls are (sorry, dont know how to translate this but) vampirised by his beauty (so true!!) Before we screamed Zaaaaccccc (Efron-well I didnt) but now we scream RRROOOOOOBBBBBBBBBB!!!! Translation provided by me (fluent in french :P) GO ROB! <3 xx

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  42. FWIW - My opinion on the whole HELLO debacle is "No biggie". A) Rob is the most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth, poll or no poll. B) I can guarantee you HE doesn't give a shit, so why should WE?

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  43. Solas - the captcha 'thingy' sorry I have no clue what it's really called (lol) is where you need to type in the four characters onto the screen to submit your vote. It's SUPPOSED to stop automating voting (ie computer bot) but there is software now that can be devised to bypass this captcha requirement.

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  44. That Elle photo - the last one - looks like it's flipped......his nose doesn't look right........why do they flip pictures? Doesn't make sense.

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