OK!: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Secret Vacation

After a LONG hiatus Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back on the cover of OK! Magazine. I can't wait to see what the story is this time. Maybe something like this:

Rob and Kristen's secret vacation on Isle of Wight. OK! Magazine was inside their romantic cottage! Nights in front of the fire place where they talked about their future, dreams, their deepest secrets and how many kids they want. Rob's friends are against the relationship, they want him back with TomStu who has been very distraught over Rob's new love. You can see a very depressed TomStu trying to hop away on rocks behind the happy couple here.



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’s Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have been spotted holding hands on a beach during their New Year’s vacation

41 comments:

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

ROTFLMAO!!

Best story ever Gozde! I think you've found you're calling if the other doesnt work out... A staff writer for OK!!
You could stay in jammies all day & write all kinds of steamy stories for OK...

Anonymous said...

Hahahah...PERFECT...too funny! Loved it!

Angie said...

LMAO...See, why not print your story. It makes more since than the crap they come up with.

Gozde said...

:) Well rpattzgirl, instead of writing for OK! here I am on my couch in my jammies writing a blog :P

Cherry clockwise said...

Ha Gozde! I thought it was the real story until TomStu appeared! Who knows what they are writing right now!

HeneciaD said...

actually they have a great mind to create a story but why they dont let my perfect Rob to breath

skorpia said...

Dont forget shes preggers and that was supposed to be part of their honeymoon. OMG -Could that big bump mean she is already carrying twins???? :P

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HeneciaD said...

skorpia I couldnt laugh that cuz I dont want to think ROB did it he can do it to me but not kris

YuliaVladimirovna said...

it's so ridicilious!!!! OK! is out of control! talking about kids? ))))))))))))))

pyilRN said...

Ahahahahaha!!! Too funny!!! You always make me smile.

SluttyPattz said...

LOL Gozde that was hilarous. TomStu comment made me spit out my coffee. Got to go dry off now.

HeneciaD said...

hehe kids ha from kris oh no nightmare but if he wants me than that night will be like heaven for me

pyilRN said...

GOZDE - Have I ever told you how much I LOVE your blog . . . your posts . . .? Just love your sens of humor . . .

Haystackhair said...

You rock my world Goz! LMFAO!!! They will have an exclusive fireside chat with them to be sure! I wish I was home in my jammies blogging! instead I'm at work, fully dressed, behind closed doors blogging! LOL

Monica said...

Loved it!!! thanks for the chuckle this morning :-)

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Oh Gozde...you freakin' crack me up!!! But remember...Rob's the one that is pregnant, not Kristen!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

;)

HeneciaD said...

yeah I like her sense of humor too :)

HeneciaD said...

yeah rob is the one got it would be nightmare if that is kris really like I said before

Karina said...

Thank god all these idiots are having babies it's given them both a little rest from all the lame stories OK cooks up.

HeneciaD said...

OK workers are all idiots

skorpia said...

I bet Ok is gonna have a field day with all the women on the bel Ami movie. "ROb shags entire set of his leading ladies!, and they LOvE IT". How the hell anyone still buys this mag is beyond me. Just read it at the checkout,LOL and put it back.

Gozde said...

*blush* thanks guys :)

HeneciaD said...

we are telling the truths gözde :)

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SluttyPattz said...

So, Gozde, I have to tell you are a hit in central florida. A lot of my friends who thought I was a complete ignormaous for being so obsessed with Rob are slowly but surely following suit.

LOL, I am getting calls now that go something like "OMG did you read robsessed this morning. Or hey can you check robsessed and see if I am missing anything I am at work". Oh and don't even get me started on the calls I was getting during the holiday video challenge b/c I can probably not repeat some of them without blushing.

LMAO, these were the same late 20 and early 30 somethings that were planning my interventions.

Anyway, the same thing is said time and time again. Its the Rob News that isn't Rob Trash that brings them here. I think the frequent banner updates and wallpaper sharing might have something to do with it. One girl at my work has a different Rob Wallpaper Every Week.

lostinphilly said...

Gozde, you need to apply for a staff writer position for OK! magazine right NOW!! Great story, and see, I KNEW IT, that's why TomStu was walking on those rocks,just waiting until they weren't looking so he could divert to the cliff and throw himself over, and say to himself, "I'm just bloody cliff-diving!OhBugger"

Gozde said...

Aww! Thank you Teri! That is so amazing! Thanks so much for the nice words! *serious blush* :))

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Gozde, you know there are totally going to use your story for next week! I shouldn't be laughing so hard at work.

jmm4832 said...

I know OK will come out with Rob's having a menage-a-trois with Uma Thurman and Christina Ricca or some other crap. I like the TomStu thing better, LOL.

Unknown said...

Oh GOD, I can't wait for the Bel Ami Ok covers! This shizz is gonna be awesome....Robert's gonna have a "cougariffic" time on this set, and Ok!'s gonna document every love nest, every engagement, and every impregnation of his costars-even when they are menopausal!lol

And dear karsdashian sisters: please keep getting knocked up. Robert appreciates you and your child bearing fame whoring cover grasping ways.

Unknown said...

Oh god...that will be the cover of OK around March: "Scientists are in awe as Robert Pattinson reverses menopause in Kristen Scott Thomas"

brijjiann said...

Lord have mercy, what will these people come up with next? They definitely have vivid imaginations.

Delle1 said...

Didn't Rob say in one of his interviews that he'd quite like to be a young Dad...........

Shani said...

I'm laughing so hard over Tom committing ROCKACIDE. ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Shani said...

Oops I meant ROCKICIDE. LOL

Anonymous said...

It just boggles the mind!! What can I say?

RPLover said...

Goz, LMFAO! you are truly talented! =)

seriously can't be said enough, I absolutely love this blog...keep sharing your talents with us and not OK-um-ok? ;))

jlsentangledweb said...

Goz, I'm still laughing! Very creative, lady!

TwiHartRK said...

LOL Goz! The cover photo is cute.

 
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