The Improper Poll Results: Taylor Hot, Alex Hotter, Rob Pattinson Hottest!

Ya I know I can hear you all the way over here, tell us something we don't know !



In case this looks familiar, we ran a story about the voting here but now the results are in and it's a slow news day!


Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson is king of the vampires. He topped True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgård and “New Moon’s Taylor Lautner by a wide margin in an Improper poll.

The final results are in after fans cast nearly 8,000 votes. Rob leads with 66 percent of the vote, followed by Alexander with 21 percent of the vote and Taylor with 13 percent.

Rob’s dedicated fans turned out in droves to express their feelings for the star of the “Twilight” series. Taylor is building his own fan base since his star turn in “New Moon” but Team Taylor is no match for Team Rob.

Skarsgård has been developing a dedicated following just like Rob ever since being cast in 2008 as the sexy vampire Eric Northman in the hit HBO series “True Blood.” (Kate: Really ?? Yes he definitely has one follower who also likes Rob A LOT )

The poll also included “New Moon’s” Taylor because of the outstanding job he did in the “Twilight” sequel and the rise of “Team Jacob,” the legion of fans who support the hot young actor.

Outside of the Twilight series, Taylor is developing a career as an action-adventure hero. He has considerable martial arts skills.

While Rob’s fans are still the most dedicated and most active, Taylor made a late surge in the voting whittling away both Rob’s and Alexander’s leads.

Rob’s margin of victory fell from a preliminary tally of 72 percent to 66 percent and Alexander slipped to 21 percent to 26 percent of the vote.

Taylor surged from a distant third with only 2 percent of the vote to 13 percent.

(Kate: And I'm leaving this next part in just for Gozde)
The gorgeous 6′4″ Swede will show off his superfit physique this season as his bad-boy character has more provocative sex scenes with both male and female characters. Rob also has a bad-boy aura that makes him irresistible as Edward Cullen.

Fans are rooting for him to hook up with Sokie in the upcoming season, which Alexander promises will be racier than ever, including ramped up nude scenes. Look out!

“There’s a lot of nudity [in Season 3],” Skarsgård promises. “There’s going to be a lot violence and a lot of sex [for Eric] — with women and men! So it should be interesting.”

Season Three of “True Blood” begins filming later this month and airs on HBO in June 2010. “Twilight” sequel is in theaters now and the next installments “Eclipse,” and “Breaking Dawn” will appear in the summer and fall of 2010.

149 comments:

Kelly Louise said...

Hmm, only one out of three appeals to me, to be honest.

Kate said...

Ooh don't let Goz hear you say that!! :-0

Haystackhair said...

Goz, don't hit me but I don't see the AS thing at all, tho I admit to never having seen the show. No comparison to me, Rob is way hotter than he or TayTay.
....Running and ducking from the objects Goz is hurling.....LOL

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

Of course Rob is the hottest. Just look at those pics. Rob is way more hotter then Alexander in bed.

drabrasil said...

Sorry Goz...I will tell you.. this Alex is nothing hot.. not for me..
but our boy!!!!
yeah.....
HE IS HOTTEST!!!!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fae007 said...

I was trying to avoid this page whole freaking day...

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@Fea, WHY??? I miss you ;)

Fae007 said...

I'm still trying to fight this, but it's useless, since I know I'm gonna lose it!
I'm 23 damn it! I'm not an immature 13 year old! I mean I don't even know the guy! But then I see his picture or hear his voice and all I can think of is FILTM! Wtf!?

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

There is only one, and one only, and that is ROB....

dina said...

Not this picture of him in bed.
Hot and bothered again?
There is no man like Mr Pattinson.
FILTM for ever

Megan said...

OMG Rob in bed, I just hit the floor!! And I agree it is no contest that Rob is the hottest!!!

@FEA...I hear you, I am almost 30 and I am acting like a 13 years old. The guess the difference is I can admitt that I am acting like I am 13 years olds about a guy I have never met nor will probably never meet!! Oh and I am married with 2 kids. I don't care there is just something about Rob that I can not get enough of. At least I am not hiding my Robession from my husband, I talk with him daily about what is going on, on this website (even though he thinks I am crazy!!) I just love Rob!!!

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

This was my favorite part of the article, "but Team Taylor is no match for Team Rob." I actually just said out loud, "oh hell yes we are!"
The rest is just duh! Rob is by far the hottest man alive. No contest.
Sorry Gozde!

@Dina - LOL! I know. That picture with his just-f*cked hair, is too much.

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

I meant, "oh hell no the aren't." It's the picture, it does things to me...makes me not be able to type apparently.

Lisa said...

Edward's a 'bad boy'? I always thought he was kind of a goody-goody...very old fashioned LOL

And ladies, I think I have you all beat. I'll be 46 in two weeks...officially TWICE Robert's age...


I am cougar, hear me RAWR!! :D

MatildalovesRob said...

God, I love that bed picture ! Can you possibly imagine what the Vanity Fair editor must have thought when the photographer submitted all those pictures from the photoshoot with Rob ? *drool*

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

ohhh Fae, Are you feeling bad about being obsessed about Rob? I know what you mean. I try to not think about it too but some how I do any way. right now is beyond my control. I try to use the obsession to drive me to do thing I wanted but didn't dare to do it. I use his drive and brilliants for inspiration. I think more about his beautiful soul then his beautiful face. Let him inspire you to do better in your life. I feel crazy thinking this way and loving him so much but like as I said before, I like crazy, i like being crazy and I like crazy people. This is have I really am. I forget it sometimes and feel awful all the time but right know I feel great despite my obsession. For obsession is good. It is different for 13 year olds and you and me. It is not the same.

Comforting hugs to you.

Fae007 said...

@Megan, yeah what's that about him! He's everything I ever liked in a guy, inside and out!

Anonymous said...

Vote Rob:
www.gq.com/how-to/fashion/201002/25-most-stylish-men
www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1946375_1946333_1946327,00.html#ixzz0bm0S71rM (Person of Year 2009)
www.bravo.de/online/render.php?render=101558&size=big
www.hellomagazine.com/fashion/201001262811/best-dressed/male/2009/1/?&galeria=0?&t=1264546890
www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2010/01/which-teen-idol-has-the-most-dedicated-superfans/
www.ivillage.com/hottest-new-moon-hunk/1-b-73940 (#2 Hottest Hunk, #5 Saddest Split, #8 Trade Your Husband For)
http://brevard.metromix.com/movies/photo_poll_gallery/metromix-movie-awards-for/1699148/content (#3 Chemistry, #12 Pleasure, #16 Sex Symbol)
http://awardswatch.fandango.com/2010/ballotbox/fanchoiceaward.php (New Moon)

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

BTW I,m sitting here watching little Ashes. It is a scene when Salvador has cut his hair and wear a suit. The guys saying: sensational, incredible, the girls will go crazy and Salvador says: I expect so.
Thats true about Rob, sensational and incredible and the girls are crazy about him.

Ana73 said...

goz - i know how you like AS but to me he is really hot in TB but outside of there i dont feel it, i lurked at your brother site and i just couldn't get into it. i guess i am an "eric" fan not a big "alex" fan LOL.

rob is just sexy everything and definitely tops ALL lists.

and i cant figure why taylor was even put into the mix.

Fae007 said...

oh Annie he is ispiring me! Everytime he succeeds, I feel like it's my success too, I don't know. I kinda understand him, cause we have kinda similar backgrounds and a view of life, I mean he even likes the things I like, even the food, when I heard that stuff I was like THIS IS CRAZY!!! Maybe it's the chernobyl generation thing LOL! :)
I'm f..... dazzled! :)))

Ana73 said...

OT - i cant find Little Ashes here, when i asked about it - they never heard of it, i guess i will have to order online, i have no idea why i didn't do that in the first place - where is my mind.

HeneciaD said...

sure rob is the hottest we are melting for him :D

Robiscool said...

Well, there's no surprise there! FILTM!

But Goz, I do have to say that I do think AS is sexy after watching the first two seasons of True Blood. He plays such a different character than Rob--really dark and evil, and seriously naughty! Character wise, it's like comparing apples to oranges.

I also like TL. He has given me a whole new appreciation for Jacob. In the books, Jacob annoyed the bejesus out of me!

But alas, when it comes to looks/personality and sheer awesomeness, it hard to beat Mr. Pattinson.

LTavares2011 said...

Rob is the best!!!!! Aways.

dina said...

@cullen plus those bedroom eyes.

@lisa I heard you. I am almost 45 hear me back RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

dina said...

@Anna check on www.netflix.com I think you can watch it for free on line there.

jc(britlover) said...

Rob all the way, baby!!! He just does it for me, period. Like no other.
AS looks good, but Rob's my one and only.
Yeah, TL, just keep trying to whittle away. Won't do you any good at this site. lol

Love you, Rob xoxox
FILTM

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

ITA, Haystack! Rob WAY hotter!


Lisa & Dina, ditto. RAAWRRRR! ; ) Evidently, the sixties were good years... And hey, the cougar thing is working well for Demi who is one whole month older than Gwen!

Did I mention that Hubs is four years younger than me too? GROWL!

(Gwen is off in search of her very own cougar tee. Rob should wear a "Cougar Bait" one. Or cover all bases with "World's Finest Catnip"...)

LeslieHeartsRob said...

LMAO @ Gwen!

"World`s Finest Catnip" indeed!!!

I know I`d lick it...yeah I said it...

FML...FILTM!!

Carole UK said...

I love Alex and also Stephen Moyer (Bill)but Rob will always be my favourite boy!

Carole UK said...

What does this cougar word mean in the context of Rob?

jc(britlover) said...

@Gwen
lol-World's finest catnip-that's the ticket!!!!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

LOL, Carole. Think Demi & Ashton; a relationship where the woman is, ahem, just a bit older than the man.

"A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair." From Urban Dictionary.

So to clarify, some of Rob's fans (and shall remain nameless) aren't just 13 and are in fact, possibly, twice his age... ; )

dina said...

@carol forties darling good old forties

crazy vamp said...

Taylor is still jus'a boy...
But I agree that Alex is hot and Rob is hotter! I would do them now!
(ops, sorry! :)

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

JC & Leslie---every time I see one of my cats rolling around, hugging, pouncing and licking one of their catnip toys, I just laugh thinking, yep---could so do that to Rob. And watching the cats go nuts afterwards? Well, you get the picture. Pretty. Damn. Funny. ; )

(Gwen's being naughty over here in the corner.)

Megan said...

I don't know what it is about Rob that makes me so obsessed. When I look into those eyes I just go crazy!! I fell in love with him first because of his role as Edward and I love Edward's personality. But now I can not get enough of him. He seems like such a sweet guy. Although I do not truely know him (only from what I read). Oh, what I would not give to have a one on one conversation with him (as I am sure all of you gals would!!)
I keep telling my husband I want to go to the Eclipse premiere to see him. (I was never even like this as a teenager!!) Darn what you do to us Rob!!!!!

Fae007 said...

Yeah, what he does to us! I love Edward too, but I love him more! :)

crazy vamp said...

For the statement: my DH is almost 50 and hot as hell. Still has all his hair.
I'm a cougar only for Rob. The only 20 something I would do (ops!)
But I have a thing for some bald man... Zidane anyone? Becker with his head shaved? Hmm... ;-0

Shani said...

Rob wins and everything is right in the world. LOL

More nude scenes for Alex. And this is a huge win for TB fans. Yay!!!

jc(britlover) said...

@Gwen
Yeah, I get the picture alright!!! Pounce, hug ,lick, roll around w/Rob. Don't forget the cougar catnip for balls, girl. You'd go from being highly agitated to totally mellow. Yep, I like that NB picture.

FILTM

solas said...

As far as looks go: Rob is beautiful, AS is OK looking, and I absolutely don't get what anyone sees in Taylor.

I go for the soul--and as far as I can tell - I haven't met him or spoken with him personally so can only extrapolate from interviews, etc- Rob is insightful, clever, intelligent, sensitive; seems respectful, loyal, and caring, but again- I don't know him personally; I haven't gotten anything to even approximate an understanding of AS; and from whatever I see of Taylor, I am not impressed other than with his ability carry himself in public and to speak coherently in interviews.

hmm --never ever thought of myself as a cougar, but I certainly prefer men with hair!

dina said...

@crazy Zidane for me any time. The twenty something is just one year old for me.
@gwen catnip LOL

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

CV, Patrick Stewart. But it was more the accent... Swoooon. Love his voice! ; ) Jean-Luc Picard was very sexy.

jc(britlover) said...

@solas
well put!

d67 said...

Was there ever any doubt? I mean really, as far as I'm concerned, no one even comes close to Rob....
Blondes have NEVER done it for me, and then came Rob, but he remains the only one so Alex would never even be in the running and Taylor is a boy, I cannot see him any other way....I may be crazy, but Rob is truly all there is....

crazy vamp said...

@ dina: we have good taste... :)

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Oh, JC. LMAO here!!!!! ; )

dina said...

@solas hair where?

crazy vamp said...

@ Gwen: like I said, we have good taste... ;-D

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Oh, we all just took a left turn into Smuttyville, huh? ; ) LOL.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Although, we kinda always live right at the edge of that town...

crazy vamp said...

hahaha... dina: "solas, hair where?"

(what kind of question is this? On the head, woman!! :)

crazy vamp said...

I mean, I think it is on the head... or not?

dina said...

Is it smuttyville our happy place?

CullenGal09 said...

@Fae-Embrace the Robsession BB! It's a good thing. ;)

@Gwen, JC, and Leslie-LOL! You go gals. I'm 37-married-and def Robsessed beyond help. LOL!

@CaroleUK-AS and Stephen are FINE and very lovely.

@Shani-Naked AS! Hells yeah. This is VERY good news for TB fans.....hehe. Can't wait for Season 3. Uh huh! ;)

LM said...

Age makes no never mind. It's just not relevant. Spoken by a woman who is probably much, much older than any of you and who married a man almost 20 years older a long time ago. An older man has a lot to offer a young woman. **wink, wink** But I can also see the advantage of an older woman and younger man combo.

Rob, you are truly delicious. Alex, you do have something too. It's sort of like ice cream. I'll have two scoops, please. (But Rob is still the flavor of choice.)

dina said...

@crazy i know I know I was just nugging solas.

CullenGal09 said...

One more thing-no apologies about AS Goz-HE IS HAWT! ;)

@Dina-Smuttyville! LOL. You guys are cracking me up.

CullenGal09 said...

@Laurie-Good for you! Well said. Two scoops indeed....and Rob is the most delicious flavor....you could just lick, and lick, and lick....oh, sorry. Proper crassness and all that. ;)

dina said...

@cullen any cold and wet...

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Most def, Dina!

New slogan: Welcome to Smuttyville, the Happiest Place on Earth. ; ) Land of Rob-Hotness Pattinson, aka The Pretty DAMN Beautiful! And his merry band of women. LOL.

(Might be a few guys too...)

dina said...

@Gwen I drink to that.

Megan said...

Well said Gwen!!

I would love to know if Rob has ever Googled himself and come across this site. *Waves Hi to Rob if he does* I know he is really busy but if it was me I would wonder sometimes what people say about me.

Fae007 said...

I know I'm imagining stuff lately, but Imagine that Rob is actually one of us! Pretending he's the obsessed girl! LOL! And writing comments here all the time!

dina said...

@megan I was thinking the same like now now. I wish he saw some of our comments.

Megan said...

I know I wish he would see some of our comments. And I really think he should give ROBsessed and exclusive interview some time.

@FAE now I am going to wonder who is Rob!!!

Fae007 said...

Maybe he gave himself a girlie name so we don't suspect that it's actually him! LOL

LM said...

@CG--Yeah, lick, lick. But what about when you get down to the cone, all that sucking and crunching (biting)?

Fae007 said...

@Megan maybe it's me! :)))))

Megan said...

@Fae, lol I was just going to say that!! ;)
Or he would call himself Claidia!!

Fae007 said...

LOL Megan that would be too obvious!
And he's reading about the things we wanna do to him, and he's like"Yeeaaah do that to me!" LOL!

Megan said...

I hope he knows the comments about what we want to do to him is only going to get worse with Bel Ami. I can not wait to see some hot sexy Rob!!

Fae007 said...

Megan don't you see why he's doing Bel Ami, before he took that part he read the comments and knew what we want and he was thinking "I'll take that part! Let's see their imagination now!"
Haha I know what he's thinking, am I suspicious now? haha! ;)

dina said...

if Rob would ever post it would be like: Girls I don't get an erection easily. I cum like in 5 minutes. I snore like a pig. I don't like any for play and after play I turn my back and sleep right away, I am boring and the list would go on and on

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

MoTU updated!!!

Megan said...

@Dina That is fine with me. Plus I think I would rather just spend time talking with him. (Okay that would last 15 minutes before I would jump him!!)

Fae007 said...

LOL Dina! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
And I burp all the time and I'm such a guy, and I go to sleep in a socks and even I have a bad hair days! oh and I can't do it few times in a row, not even a two...

solas said...

ha ha dina :-D
Actually I like long hair on the HEAD, down the neck, and NOT a receeding hairline; some facial hair is OK but not a very long beard like a biblical prophet or a fuzzy bib; Some hair on the chest, limbs, etc, but not to the point of looking like an ape; preferably none out of the ears or nostrils, thank you very much; nice amt of secondary stage hair but again, not monstrous.0:-) That's angelic solas, by the way. :-D (and that's grinning solas.)
Yet, I am not looking for anyone below age of 40. So am I a cougar? Or just a woman who wants a real man with real hair (and all the other real stuff, too)?

solas said...

Fae--ummm-that sounds more than a wee bit paranoid delusional. Oh==and I give groups discounts on therapy. :-D

dina said...

@Fae hahahahahah or once a week is fine with me because otherwise i get backaches and my groins are pulled and then a massus is needed and is such a hassle.

angie-k said...

LMFAO!!! Can't keep up with all the things I agree with!

One more fab-40 (41 on Saturday) added to the population of Smuttyville. And Disney thinks it's the happiest place on earth!...ha!

the best thing about lickity-lick is that it would most definitely lead to fuckity-fuck!

FILTFTM!

Fae007 said...

@Dina and it's not that big as you think it is and NO! IT doesn't sparkle in the sunlight! LOL!

@solas I'm joking, that's why I put "Imagine..." at the beginning! :)

dina said...

@solas you are one fine lady.
count me in for a session please no discount. what friends are for if we don't suport eachother?

Megan said...

@Fae...I love "it doesn't sparkle in sunlight!!"

dina said...

@ Fae Oh Rob don't take the sparkling peen away from me.

Fae007 said...

haha @Dina "you're not letting this go are you? well I hope you enjoy disappointment!" :DDDDD

Treasure_7 said...

Rob is the hottest ever!!

dina said...

@fae what are you talking about Rob all the sparkling thing was just adrenalin rush?

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Angie, LOL. You said Disney, which led to Gwen thinking amusement rides, which led to Smuttyville and it's main attraction. And well...

(Seriously, does Gwen have to spell it out? Gwen wants a year-long pass for THAT ride...)

Funny aside: Gwen's Hubs likes to remind Gwen often "You know IT doesn't really sparkle, right?" .

Fae007 said...

not even that, see there were those markers which left black spots and then...:)

solas said...

yes, fae; I did get that;-)

angie-k said...

lol @Gwena
a new attraction for Fantasy Land right in the heart of Smuttyville!

it might not sparkle on its own, but I have some stuff that will make it sparkle!!! and even tingle a little...

;)

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

@Dina - you are on fire tonight. LMAO!
I, as a 30-something, love living in Smuttyville.

angie-k said...

oops! Gwen not Gwena

the attraction made me do it!

skorpia said...

To the death-Robsessed. Long live ROb-I think they should do the results also by age group. I would love to see if the women are the zealous fans :)

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

; ) Angie, sometimes keying while thinking naughty thoughts and laughing is a bit difficult for Gwen!

(Actually, it's a wonder she can EVER key properly around here. That's a good thing, btw!)

Fae007 said...

well I guess there's no cure for my little obsession, I'll have to give up! :)

dina said...

My bed is calling me. I have turned myself into a vamp to catch up with you ladies from the states. It's 2.30 here and I have to work tomorrow. Thank you for tonight's ride to smuttyville,such good fun, love ya all.
nite
FILTM

MMc said...

DAMN - Rob lost the stupid Hello Magazine poll after ALL of those votes - I think it was rigged......those Russians prefer an old sarcastic curmudgeon over a young sexy hunk???????? What's WRONG with them.......the cold has gotten to their brains.

angie-k said...

Fae, do you REALLY want a cure??

Nite Dina!

Gwen - so true! Naughty thoughts and keying do not mix!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Ok, now Gwen wants a sparkly peen keychain! ; ) It's Smuttyville, not a museum! Hmmm, what else?

(Don't go there, Gwen! Too late---ooo, toys! Plush peens! Magic Sparkle Dust! Unicorns! LOL. Bad Gwen.)

Obviously, no one under the age of 18 is allowed into Smuttyville...

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Nighty-Night, Dina! ; ) Happy smutty Rob dreams!

solas said...

Fem-- sarcastic curmedgeon is just a character; Hugh is a very nice literate multi-talented intelligent man. Just not anywhere as beautiful as Rob.

angie-k said...

ooooooohhh! I think Gwen is onto something! Smuttyville definitely needs a gift/toy shop!!! I have a mastercard and I'm not afraid to use it!

CullenGal09 said...

@Laurie-you just gently nibble when you get there....hehe. ;)

@RPATTZ-THanks! I'm reading MOTU. ;)

@Dina and Gwen-Happy smuttyville dreams to you! ;)

dina said...

@Gwen Can I take some sparkling unicorns with me in bed?

CullenGal09 said...

@Gwenn and Angie-LOL! I'm scared where this is going....toys for smuttyville....uh huh! ;)

CullenGal09 said...

@Dina-Sparkly unicorns make for happy dreams! Hehe.

SluttyPattz said...

LOL just read all the comments. I pretty much agree with everything said in regards to Rob is hot, Tay is not and AS is not my type.

@solas - the fuzzy bib comment was funny.

@RPG - read the HA and MofU update as well as Training. I love it when my stories update. Expectations and Other Moving Pieces updated as well. I love that story. Oh I am also reading Bare its a good story.

I have only watched a few episodes of True Blood haven't read the books. Not sure if I want to find another addiction at this point. My robsession is already in need of an intervention.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Teri
I can't wait to read them all...

I'm at the dear John premier sneak peek will read after!

angie-k said...

sparkly unicorns will, no doubt, be a big seller in the giftshop

jc(britlover) said...

Gwen's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care!!!!
Hey , will they have dick in a box at the gift shop???

Rob, where are you?????????????????? I'm dyin' for a little tidbit. See what we have to resort to during a drought!!

Ellie said...

Ah, no comparison, in my mind...Rob is it.
All the way.


Yeah, I want him to go all the way.


um...with me. ♥

angie-k said...

you call it a dick in a box, I call it a sparkly unicorn... ;)

it will need to be rechargable -
batteries are expensive!

jc(britlover) said...

Two people talking:
1st person-
"Where were you educated?"

2nd person-
"Sparkly U, and I graduated magna cum laude!"

Lisa said...

Worlds Finest Catnip! Haa!!

Now I have an image of me lying on my side, lazily batting at Rob's wayward hair...my like my lazy kitteh used to do with her catnip toys LOL

angie-k said...

Smuttyville Gift Shop
specializing in sparkly unicorns & cougar catnip

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Re: gift shop. I would prefer a full-size Edward w/ a sparkling peen attachment.

Anyone???

MMc said...

Does anyone know what part of the world Gozde, Kate and Kat are all in?

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

CL, destined to be the giftshop's number one bestseller! Afterall, who wouldn't?

; )

Gwen's headed to the Smuttyville movie theater where Little Ashes is currently playing (wink).

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

It's on my Netflix list. Have to buy though. Enjoy the goodness that is Rob.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmm...Rob wrapped in white sheets a white shirt and lit under the noonday sun! OH. Yeaaaaaahhhhh Bayyyyy-beh! God I love this man. GILTM! Can anyone actually be as beautiful as Rob and be as sweet natured and funny and fun and a good friend to all his friends? Apparently these guys are few and far between...*sigh* God I love you Robert...you really made my day at work today! Don't know why, but sometimes you make me cry...I look at your face and find inner peace in my cubicle space! Let me love you from afar Robbie P...even if you won't acknowledge me, let me love you Robbie P., Robbie P.! Watchin' listening to Happy Feet...somebody, somebody, to love...won't anybody find me somebody to love? Robbie P, Robbie P... *crowd starts chantin' somebody, anybody, somebody, ahhhhhhhh somebody toooooooo, looooooooaahhhhhhve. Gloria penguin singin' to Robbie P. LOL! God I love this man and I'm really, really bored. Gonna get some really bad weather tonight or tomorrow, bought a tracphone for emergency situation. Cookin' dinner and singin' to Happy Feet. Lovin' my life tonight...but only just a li'l bih-t. Love me some Robbie P more! Especially in white sheets under the sun! god help me...GHM ILTM!

ShariG said...

Well they got that right. Rob is the hottest vampire or mortal around. ivillage.com is running a poll for the hottest New Moon guy. You can vote for Rob (of course), or Kellan, Peter, or Taylor. Team Edward needs to represent.

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Put me down for lifesized Edward with an *ahem* attachment!!!

Yes, ma`am!!

I`m most definitely on my way to Smuttyville!! Who am I kidding...I`m already there!!!!

;)

Angie said...

LOL Leslie, I live on Dirty Bird Ave. in Smuttyville. I like it here. The view is nice!

A friend gave me a Rob poster today. *Singing* "I'm in heaven"

angie-k said...

I'd like to place an advanced order for the life-sized Edward with the sparkly peen attachment!

Sure hope it's not on back-order.

CullenGal09 said...

@Angie and Gwen-LOL! You guys are so bad......bahahahahahahaha. Sparkly peen would def bea best seller. ;)

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Angie - We will fully stocked.

Anonymous said...

okay gotta get in on this discussion of the cougar kind! LOL God I love you Dina! and fae and rpatzgirl and gwenny! You guys rock and yeahhh, I've often wondered if Robbie P take s a look over up in here from time to time...he does read his own fanfict...by his own admission. He loves syfy and writes alot himself....hmmmmm...I wonder who he is? *crickets chirping* and for that matter remember reading about what they did to occupy themselves in italy after the days shoot? front desk staff said they saw them surfing the web and laughing at sites they found together. Front desk staff at the hotel in italy said they looked very comfortable with each other and were giggling like mad at the web! Just imagine what they were reading and laughing about! I'm just saying it everyone else is thinking it...or blogging it as the case may be here. anyway yeah, gotta get a new printer to make me a t that says, 'Worlds Finest Cat-Nip!' and put up the white sheet Rob under the sun right on the front between my girls! LOL! whatdya think?

Jewels64 said...

Um.

Yeah.

I don't know what to say after reading the comments.

I'm lost. I miss my Rob fix. I miss the true snark that started the fire of this blog.

I've been gone way too long......

P. in love said...
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Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Um, well, wow, Jewels64. Sorry to disappoint you.

Snark definition
n.
1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.


Pretty much taking offense to what you just said, seeing how I posted a few of the comments here tonight. Again, so sorry our fun is upsetting you. Never saw any directions for posting comments here.

Anonymous said...

gone shoppin' to Smuttyville's giftshop...
*reaches into purse for debit card to purchase Smuttyville gifts for self, especially life size sparkle unicorn, and cougar catnip* hmmm wouldn't that actually be Rob? Sitting there on a roped off high back 'Royal Cougar Catnip' chair with sign! LOL! GILTM!!! what a sweety. Rob if you do read this shite just take it with a little grain of salty humor! We Love you Baby we really do! *winks in Robbie P's direction* Just visualize all of us singin' and dancin' like the PussyCat Dolls! That's us...Robs PussyCat Dolls...! Smiles so big at Robbie P! FILTM and GILTM

crazy vamp said...

@ Gwen, dont get offended...
Some of the oldies get a lil nostalgic sometimes.
I lurked on this site for months, and I remember that 'they left' mostly because things were getting out of hand. Their night-parties were sometimes R-rated and they decided to go somewhere else -- facebook or something...
Things are so much better now around here -- with the RobKatz gone... (sorry, but I really think so).

angie-k said...

I've really enjoyed my time here in Smuttyville tonight. Got my fast-pass for the amusement rides and am ready to max out the mc at the gift shop!
Love my neighbors down on Dirty Bird Ave and everyone down FILTM Lane.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

CV & Angie, Thank you!!! Big hug!

(Gwen is incredibly sensitive and as she may have mentioned to Goz recently, she hates conflict. However, pooping on our Smutty parade? NOT. NICE.)

Gwen hearts you all.

LM said...

solas, liked your comments about Hugh Laurie. I have enjoyed him in everything I've seen him do. He is an attractive man but cannot in anyway compare to Mr. Handsome (Rob). I think that poll was skewed by people voting against Rob not for someone else.

Also enjoyed your Dr. Seusslike rhyme the other night.

angie-k said...

(((((hugs))))) for Gwen

and it is now time for this happy citizen of Smuttyville to head to sleepy land with images of World's Finest Catnip, sparkly unicorns, and dreams of a life-sized peen in her head...

;)

angie-k said...
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angie-k said...

but before I go

FILTM!

ILTFTM!!!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Night, Angie! : ) Sweet dreams!

crazy vamp said...

Gwen, {hugs} back!
Btw, {hugs} to all the amazing NBs!

Have wet/Rob dreams, girls!! ;-DD

Talk tomorrow...

crazy vamp said...

God, where is my head?? I almost forgot!

IWLTFTM!!! Sure I would...
*sigh*

Tinker said...

GOZDE!! What has gotten into you?!? Has the drought made you delusional? ALEX IS FUGLY! HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MY ROB! Alex is hot? Pervs might be thinking of that...but hopefully not you!!!!

RPCinemaMajo said...

Rob there is only one ... Rob is Rob

FILTMFE! FOR EVER ;)

jc(britlover) said...

@Gwen
Sister, it's all good here. NB's, Robcave, RobPorn of your choice, Smuttyville (Take it on down to Smuttytown), sparkly peens and every freakin' other thing we discuss. Wouldn't change a thing!

NB's Unite!!!
FILTM!!!!!!! Come back,Rob. We miss you terribly.

jlsentangledweb said...

Put me down for the life size edition with the sparkly attachments:)!!!
Damn, every time I get here everyone else is off to bed:( Good night, ladies! Happy Rob hunting!

Btw, just finished reading A Life Extraordinary by LolaShoes and if you want an uber sexy, wild hunting romp in the wilderness replete with animalistic, possessive sex, do give it a try;)

And sorry Goz, the only blond I ever had a crush on was the elf in LOTR. Now, if Rob went and dyed HIS hair blond, that's a whole 'nother story! Taylor is built more like my husband, but he does nothing at all for me (Tay, that is).

And Fae, welcome to the one place where you can revel in our common obsession...we all understand.

 
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