Apparently Chilean Cosmo doesn't have new pictures to inspect. We present you a Robstenite's wet dream :))
1 .- The real and obvious
2.- Hot attraction is there?
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they are just friends but our body language expert has detected signs that suggest there is something more between them.
3. They try to keep it occult
They are hiding the hands, a signal that could be hiding something else. Their positions reveal the bond between them. He protects her with his arm and she took refuge under his shoulder.
4. Hips don’t lie
Their bodies are touched often at the bottom when they pose together on the red carpet, which indicates that there is a sexual connection. Here Kristen, also pressed her chest against Robert, leaving little space between them.
5. Hot even when they are separated.
The chemistry between Robert and Kristen remains visible even when separated. In this photo, the body of each is inclined at an angle to the other, including the area of the feet.
6. Their bodies are synchronizes.
Robert leans his body towards Kristen and places his hand on her lower back, the typical position of the couple. She assumes a position of seduction, leading to him his left leg, suggesting a strong emotional appeal.
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Thanks to Pati.api for the scan and translation :))
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25 comments:
Oh for chrissake - leave them alone. Go analyze someone else.
this is so funny, how they are analyzing the old photos when they both clearly stated that they weren't dating and Kristen had a bf.
The sad thing is because of all the attention they don't feel comfortable now to be this close to each other as they were before.
This page is straight out of the American Cosmo months back. I have the issue, I'm too lazy to find it though. lol They just translated it into Spanish.
Body language is very subjective, although everyone knows they have nice chemistry and are close friends at least, so it wouldn't be so surprising that their body language would denote this in some capacity.
"Las caderas no mienten"? :-D
LOL! This is so funny!
Here we go again...
How original! LOL... It's a secret for noone that they are close... In what way? Nobody knows... Body language is totally subjective even if you don't react in the same way if you are with a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or a total stranger... It's easy to test that in your everyday life! How close will you let a stranger come to you? How close will you let somebody you know (in any way) come to you?
It's a question of instinct, of logics and what I call the "the perimeter of security"...
They are just trying to keep both of them in the magazines by any possible way, as uninteresting as it may be....
the old pics are a reminder of the one on peoples sexiest man alive that was old also. that was ridiculous also could of used any vanity fair. but back to body language ones so what would they have said to the pic of them i think it was spain where robs hand was oh so close to her boob. i think they want to under play him sometimes
When I was writing my Dissertation, I made a comment about someone's hand in a XVII century painting... My advisor (a very respected art historian in my country), then, told me that if I was going to 'discuss gesture' I had to read a huge number of books (he gave me a list)about 'gesture', which I did. He was right.
Well, it is not easy to assume something, unless you know what you are talking about. :)
"Hips don't lie". Lmao!
Boy, ain't that the truth? My hips tell on me all the time!
lol, yeah, his hand was really high up by her boob.
The old pictures have to do with the fact that the Chilean Cosmo is reusing this piece from the American Cosmo from four or five months back I believe.
it's a very silly piece, really.
the robstenites wet dream of wonders came with the European leg of the promotion last month. They are still floating in post-orgasmic ecstasy over handgate and handnearboobgate and German googlyeyegate.
I have a shipper friend, and she won't stop emailing me pictures of the damn tour....lol
I like number 3. "They try to keep it occult."
Ummm... yeah... what the heck does that mean?
Are they practicing Voodoo or witchcraft?
I love some of these translated articles. Their pretty funny!
I think the most important things the eyes. See how important they
@Jen, LMFAO. I caught handgate and germanygoogleyegate, but missed handneartheboobgate (damn). I am far from being a shipper, but have to admit when I see the aforementioned photos, I do get a little blip on the radar and think, well maybe... Thankfully, it doesn't last long. Hate this analyzing body language crap.
This is ridiculous...
can it be more ridiculous? OMG what does magazine woudn't write to seel they shit?
its still going on?!
www.austinmacedo.blogspot.com
And the saga continues. Does it really matter whether they're going out or not? Leave them alone.
I wonder which one will get the "Jennifer Aniston"-part, once the gossip rags decide the romance is over. Aniston divorced Pitt four years ago and dated other men but the stories about the rivalry between her and Ms Plastic Tits or how heart-broken Aniston allegedly is go on forever. Given the media frenzy about Rob and Kristen I almost expect the same thing happening to one of them.
Isn't this the same article from months ago? They just stole it.
Lol, when I saw this article while I laughed a lot, and found they had to show it.
I can't believe what they write some magazines, is incredible, and don't know what to expect from other publications. are married? he loves ashley? etc.
All this stuff bores me!!
pati.api
Ha ha ha - nice bullshit :D
@Jen, re German googlyeyegate, ship or no ship, LOL on the name btw---and apt---that was some flipping HOT googliness! I gotta wonder, how in the hell does Kristen stay sane when looking at all that Robness? (Gwen would tilt head, stare at the Pretty and have no words.)
Now that Robsten is off for the moment, until promo for Eclipse starts, the media has to keep the shippers happy, they're the ones that buy this kind of crap. It's weird though, why are they using old pics? wtf.
I think they feel comfortable with each other especially having to photograph the pair in magazines where the photographer stages the shot. They are use to being together. No one will ever know whether they are more than just friends. That is between the pair.
lmao my analyzations:
3. that's where their hands happen to be when this picture was taken. maybe they're both hiding a cig that they both desperately need at the moment.
4. friends hug. when u hug, u gotta touch somehow. kristen and nikki touched hips when they had their arms around each other. but apparently they hate each other cuz of rob. yikes!nikki also took a pic in the same position with taylor. DOUBLE YIKES!
5. when people walk beside each other, they generally lean towards each other rather than giving each other the cold shoulder. jackson and ashley actually walk with closer distance between them, and usually he has his hand on her back. could this be?!
6. kristen poses, rob cannot put arm on shoulder. kristen is quite a bit shorter, rob has to lean down a bit or else hand would be in a VERY awkward position. kellan leans down to take pics with every fan. actually come to think of it, rob had to lean down towards us to take a pic with us too cuz well i'm the same height as kristen. must be love.
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