It's by a woman called Elizabeth Sankey and if i'm honest I'll admit I'm very jealous of her!
Here's what she has to say:
I have something to admit/brag about. In my School days I actually knew Rob Pattison (oh goodness how did that get in here?!), he was a rather weird youth who was friends with a girl in my year. We used to make short films together, and one time he played the part of my imaginary boyfriend (how ironic). When it was time for me to write my own script and cast his part I decided to go for a subtly nuanced piece of cinema, exploring the different types of courtship for modern youths, and the obsessions that easily develop over a short space of time. It was called ‘Oblongs and Three-Sided Shapes: INTERESTING WINS OUT IN THE END’. Rob came to the casting (at Starbucks over a caramel frappucino) and put in quite a good performance. Not amazing, but quite good. I didn’t really feel like he’d owned his emotions, you know? He then admitted he hadn’t actually read my script (I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS) and so he did that while I asked for more cream and caramel sauce on my iced beverage. I returned to the table, “Hey this is great!” “Yes I know, thank you” (in this dramatisation the part of me is played by comic book guy) “You know what we should do at the end though? Turn it into a big massive orgy with everyone just getting off with each other”. Silence. “I do not think you really get my intention with this piece of theatrical cinema. I feel that working with you would be a compromise of my artistic integrity”.
Hold up.
HOLD UP. This bitterness and jealousy has consumed me.
I’m a f**king idiot. That was a brilliant idea, what’s wrong with me? It would have been funny, hot, starring Robert Pattison (instead of giving him ‘lights’ to do or something), and would have shown that INTERESTING WINS OUT IN THE END.
God, I am such a freaking moron. Bye x
Kate: Ok first of all I have to agree with your last statement and I would be thinking exactly the same thing if i had passed up Robert Pattinson. LOL
Secondly his name is Robert Pattinson not Robert Pattison (just saying)
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21 comments:
Bwahahahahhaha!!!
I love you Kate!!!
"His name is PATTINSON....NOT PATTISON...."
LAMFAO!!!!!!
Where did this come from? Hilarious! Thanks for posting!
Kate thank you for this... Very funny..
Can you spell moron??
Is this guy legit?? sorry Im a skeptic..
I have to say I don't know if this woman is real or just taking the piss but it's funny and Goz sent me the link to post it LOL
Personally I'm thinking if you went to school with the guy you would know how to spell his name!;-)
maybe she is talking about another Robert *Pattison* LOL
“I do not think you really get my intention with this piece of theatrical cinema. I feel that working with you would be a compromise of my artistic integrity”.~seriously, how old were they at the time?
Rob was a cocky, little wanker....love it!
LOL@Kate.....you go girl!
I mean the story-from a girl. My bad :)
LMAO...Chick wants to name drop...
Chick needs to learn his name...
Ok-thanks hon. However-he would have been underage ewwww!What a smarta$$ I HOPE he was joking. But he madeout in little ashes soooooo-whatcha guys think? WOuld Rob take on a role in an orgy on film?
If one of my Twihards misspelled his name i'd seriously question their devotion.
P.a.t.t.i.n.s.o.n.
For crying out loud!
This chick wasn't devoted then and obviously still isn't. And she passed up on the idea of an orgy....with him...OH. MY. GOD! I would never make it..I would DIE! Just the thought gives me heart palpitations...*thud*
she doesnt even know how to spell his name.... may i call her 'idiot'?
I could actually hear indignant comic book guy--hilarious!
Oh, and great banner. I love multitude of Robs.
What a clever little imp he was!
LOL
poor woman
and people so frequently say pattison instead of pattinson... even big time journalists. how unprofessional.
lol... if this is even true, he was probably just joking. geez.
GOD, I must confess: I have the same idea of an orgy, every time I look at Rob Pattinson!...
Can an orgy be 'an orgy' with only 2 people? Like Rob and me only???
Just asking...
LOL! If this story is true... well, it DOES sound like something he'd say. Bwhahahahaha!
Hey, it happens!!! Destiny is a bitch.
She just wasn't ready for all that FUCKHAWTNESS. LOL
On a personal note: I too gave up a chance with this guy in high school. But my guy wanted me to be his girl friend.He is now an actor and have stared in a few commercials. And no telling where he could be one day. Possibly in LA among the A-list stars too. So yeah, I feel her pain. Almost.LOL
Bahahahaha! I hope this is legit... It's hysterical.
Lynn!!! you said "cocky" and "wanker" - these coupled with imagining Rob talking about "orgies" and "everyone getting off in the end" is just too much for me to bear.
It sounds more like a crap for me..(sorry) cause if she doesn't even have any concrete evidence that she once shared a moment with Rob, this all could be a fabricated story.
But I do think Rob's capable of an orgy he just doesn't look like he'd be interested in one.(that would be a little bit mind boggling isn't it??)
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