SO FALSE, Rob's in Tokyo charming the pants off of fans near and far.
If you do meet Rob its a good idea to keep your pants on, although I tell you the kid has magical powers and your pants may in fact spontaneously fly off your body in his presence.
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We already know all this! Does anyone know if there's any truth to the claims that Rob and Kristen spent the night together at the Chateau Marmont last thurs nite? Now some "source" is saying they went out and ordered bagels and were kissing and hugging....sheesh!
He ordered some bagels yes, I am of course this mysterious "source", he asked for bagels without holes and I said "pardon me you sick bastard a bagels without holes thats blasphemy!?"
Then he slammed Kristen on my bagel shop counter and well he gave her the heave and ho right there on top of my cash register.
But there was no kissing. At least not on the mouth.
He left with his bagels and put holes in them himself. He and the bagels and Kristen are moving in together and getting some diflucan prescriptions cause there seems to be a bit of a yeast issue in that household.
Dani, you're hilarious!
No it's not true about Rob & Kris last thursday night becuase he was with me at the motel 6 in canyon country.. Rob has a grandma fetish and finally realized he could no longer stay away from me.
We did not have bagels..we had beer and scrambled eggs...it was magical.
He played the guitar and we sang folk songs...
There are no photos to prove this... but a source saw us leave the motel...In his Volvo...
OH!!! I wanna have a secret rendezvous with Rob too (hold the bagels)
Dani and RPG... you both are giving me the giggles..
LMFAO@ Dani and RPG-except, Dani, you should have given the bagels to Kristen to hold while Rob slamed you on the counter! Nothing says "I love you" like the imprint of the cash out key on your ass ;)))
Just a thought about the mullet, maybe she insists on keeping it to take the heat off of Rob's hair?! So selfless of her, don't ya think? LOL
Wow you girls (Dani, RPG & RPlover). I actually have tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard at yr comments. Effing Brilliant
you girls are too funny! there was a lot about the on E! last night...there is also another vid (prob find it on youtube) about the paparazzi that took the "famous" pick of them sitting together in the limo...he said he felt bad because he kind of set them up because they got into the wrong limo and he quickly snapped a pic before they got out and got into the one with the rest of the cast
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